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 Lucarikx wrote:
I'll leave this here.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/showbiz/justin-bieber-arrest/

He strutted out of the jail dressed in black, with a baggy hoodie covering his head. His pants appeared to be baggy leather. Bieber briefly sat on top of a black Cadillac Escalade, where he waved to screaming fans, before he was chauffeured away.

Will nothing stop his arrogance?

 WarAngel wrote:
Will nothing stop his arrogance?

Screaming fans certainly won't.

But a silver bullet inscribed with the twelve holy runes might do the trick...

OR, we could airdrop him onto that rat-infested ship floating around the Atlantic - provided it never makes landfall, of course...

Please, he's not worth the Emperor's holy poop bullets.

 streamdragon wrote:
Pft, like rich white people going to jail is actually a thing.

(Charges were dropped.)

Of course they were. Consequences are only for the serf class.

He needs to go on tour in the Middle East...Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Egypt...you know...all those Paradise place's

 Ouze wrote:

 streamdragon wrote:
Pft, like rich white people going to jail is actually a thing.

(Charges were dropped.)

Of course they were. Consequences are only for the serf class.

Wait... We have a serf class?

He's old enough to drive already?

 fishy bob wrote:

 WarAngel wrote:
Will nothing stop his arrogance?

Screaming fans certainly won't.

Or haters who can't stop expressing anger towards him therefore keeping him relevant.

 Dark Apostle 666 wrote:
But a silver bullet inscribed with the twelve holy runes might do the trick...

OR, we could airdrop him onto that rat-infested ship floating around the Atlantic - provided it never makes landfall, of course...

Im up for the latter. We can make it an objective in our Spacehulk IRL mission: Retrieve the skull of the arch-heretic Beiber to prove his death.

 Jihadin wrote:
He needs to go on tour in the Middle East...Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Egypt...you know...all those Paradise place's

I completely agree. I'm sure there's plenty of screaming fans over there that would happily show him their own brand of - let's call it "appreciation"

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 Glaiceana wrote:
I just read in a newspaper that apparently there's a petition to Obama to kick Justin Bieber out of the US by revoking his green card. There's 74,000 signatures already, Obama will officially respond if they get 100,000 before 22nd February. I don't know where this petition is but I'd sign it for you guys if I could

Is there a UK one? To ban him on pain of extreme torture and death?

 master of ordinance wrote:

 Glaiceana wrote:
I just read in a newspaper that apparently there's a petition to Obama to kick Justin Bieber out of the US by revoking his green card. There's 74,000 signatures already, Obama will officially respond if they get 100,000 before 22nd February. I don't know where this petition is but I'd sign it for you guys if I could

Is there a UK one? To ban him on pain of extreme torture and death?

I seem to remember there being one about stopping Piers Morgan coming back; but don't know if there was for the Biebster...

Why can't we have both?

Jaden SMith
Jackie Chan
Will Smith
Everybody involved in Kate Kid remake...

Needs to go...

To burn in a special level of hell. A level reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

 Glaiceana wrote:
I just read in a newspaper that apparently there's a petition to Obama to kick Justin Bieber out of the US by revoking his green card. There's 74,000 signatures already, Obama will officially respond if they get 100,000 before 22nd February. I don't know where this petition is but I'd sign it for you guys if I could

Ask and ye shall receive:


https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber/GmhbqmQn



This isn't the same one you were talking about, I think, but this is on the "official white house petition" page, so the right people see it



edit:

apparently there was a second, duplicate petition:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL

And it already has the requisite number of signatures Also alarming are the number of petitions asking for the gakstain to NOT be deported

 SkavenLord wrote:

 Ouze wrote:

 streamdragon wrote:
Pft, like rich white people going to jail is actually a thing.

(Charges were dropped.)

Of course they were. Consequences are only for the serf class.

Wait... We have a serf class?

If you have to ask, you're part of it.

 streamdragon wrote:

 SkavenLord wrote:

 Ouze wrote:

 streamdragon wrote:
Pft, like rich white people going to jail is actually a thing.

(Charges were dropped.)

Of course they were. Consequences are only for the serf class.

Wait... We have a serf class?

If you have to ask, you're part of it.

Basically, if your one of the working class, or if your in the UK and not rich

Work on my Serfs nothing to see here

The petition got enough Signatures
http://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/petition-puts-justin-bieber-obama-39-basket-173904761.html

Well the response should be entertaining at the very least

Earlier I had said he could not be deported because he had not yet been convicted of a felony. In fact, I was wrong - he's only here on a work visa, which is much easier to revoke.

Ohh, now it is assualt Charges
http://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/justin-bieber-s-epic-bad-day-capped-by-toronto-assault-charges-003404936.html

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Ohh, now it is assualt Charges
http://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/justin-bieber-s-epic-bad-day-capped-by-toronto-assault-charges-003404936.html

This would be classic... revoke the visa to send him to canada, so he has to "run" to avoid being arrested for this shenanigans

Man, he looks like a bigger dumbass in that picture from the article. I really hope he gets deported, arrested, then Bubba has his way with Bieber in jail.

Really, it'd be nice to see him incur some sort of meaningful penalty for his actions. As an entertainer, he should be accountable for them, moreso than any other, considering how he has influence over such a large audience.

But that's wishful thinking really, isn't it?

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Really, it'd be nice to see him incur some sort of meaningful penalty for his actions. As an entertainer, he should be accountable for them, moreso than any other, considering how he has influence over such a large audience.

But that's wishful thinking really, isn't it?

If he keeps pulling gak, he will eventually get charged.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 liquidjoshi wrote:
Really, it'd be nice to see him incur some sort of meaningful penalty for his actions. As an entertainer, he should be accountable for them, moreso than any other, considering how he has influence over such a large audience.

But that's wishful thinking really, isn't it?

If he keeps pulling gak, he will eventually get charged.

Nah... he'll claim affluenza.

Worked before, eh?

 timetowaste85 wrote:
Man, he looks like a bigger dumbass in that picture from the article. I really hope he gets deported, arrested, then Bubba has his way with Bieber in jail.

It'll be the most polite Bubba in the world... simply because he'd be in a Canadian prison, where even the inmates are polite