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How to act on a date in 5 easy steps with KalashnikovMarine!
1. Don't be a tool
2. Be you, as dorky as you are, that's you, and if she ain't down with that, why waste any time?
3. That said, be you, but with table manners. Doesn't hurt to open a door either.
4. ???
5. Profit.
There's also the Russian theory for courtship rules
Ivan Chesnokov wrote:IN RUSSIA WE ALSO HAVE RULES OF COURTING. DO NOT BRING SIDEARM TO FIRST TIME WITH GIRL. SENDS WRONG MESSAGE, THAT YOU ARE BAD CONSCRIPT WHO WILL RAPE GIRL. ON FIRST TIME HAVE DISCUSSION OF GLORY OF PARTY AND DEFENSE OF MOTHERLAND. ON SECOND TIME MANY DRINKS OF VODKA TO MAKE GIRL WANT feth; MATCHING ENOUGH DRINKS MAKES DANGEROUS TO CARRY SIDEARM. ON THIRD TIME IS DEFINITE feth. AFTER THIS YOU MAY BRING SIDEARM ALL AS LIKED.
I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
You'd think people would see this as something basic. :C
I think that was the joke.
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
You'd think people would see this as something basic. :C
I think that was the joke.
Sadly I know some donkey caves that are racist and are rude on their first dates. AND YET SOMEHOW, they get a girlfriend from it. I swear rich white girls are the strangest breeds ever.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Daemonhammer wrote: A lot of the time the stereotype is true, and girls do prefer people who act like jerks.
Hey, Ashiraya, I kick puppies and laugh at fat people to their faces, you wanna go on a date next Friday?
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Friday no good then? No problem, I can do Saturday if you'd prefer.
Besides, Friday is when I go around setting homeless people on fire and even several showers doesn't wash that smell out very easily.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Asherian Command wrote: Sadly I know some donkey caves that are racist and are rude on their first dates. AND YET SOMEHOW, they get a girlfriend from it.
Dating seem easy for other people .
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Asherian Command wrote: Sadly I know some donkey caves that are racist and are rude on their first dates. AND YET SOMEHOW, they get a girlfriend from it.
Dating seem easy for other people .
It is, its not suppose to be hard. I mean just converse. Usually for me is the other party that are awkward and shy.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Well, for me it is not.
[edit]Actually the hard part is getting a date, I think. Afterward, how the hell should I know [/edit]
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote: Well, for me it is not.
[edit]Actually the hard part is getting a date, I think. Afterward, how the hell should I know [/edit]
try a dating site, ask your friends/family to hook you up.
don't start by asking (your preference) you work with. It really makes things awkward if it doesn't work out.
Don't use pick up lines, the best line ever was just:
sirlynchmob wrote: Don't use pick up lines, the best line ever was just:
'Hello'
Yeah, but what to say after “Hello”. Just saying Hello and then not having any idea what to say next seems a very bad idea.
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote: Well, for me it is not.
[edit]Actually the hard part is getting a date, I think. Afterward, how the hell should I know [/edit]
try a dating site, ask your friends/family to hook you up.
don't start by asking (your preference) you work with. It really makes things awkward if it doesn't work out.
Don't use pick up lines, the best line ever was just:
'Hello'
This is one of the main things I loathe about Tinder. If you try and start a conversation like you would normally in the real world then it gets ignored, but you also have people who dislike pick-up lines - cheesy, intended to be funny, or otherwise. It's easier if the other person actually has something written on their profile or visible in a photo, but you get so many that have neither of those, won't accept funny lines, and won't accept real-world conversation starters.
Oh, and heaven forbid a female has to talk first...
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
The only people who take r/redpill seriously are the ones who post in it. It's a fun reddit to mock in small doses, but exposure over a prolonged period tends to provoke a will to throw oneself off a cliff...
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
The Red Pill: Discussion of sexual strategy in culture.
Its kind of weird.
Just read up on it.
It basically assumes that women are animals and that you can manipulate them into worshipping you by playing them psychologically.
It's absurd.
Yeah I think a lot of people actually follow that frame of mind.
Where women are just dolls for pleasure and are basically slaves to your will.
Its kind of screwed up really. Because in my opinion, and to quote an old classic here. The men are the head, but the woman is the neck, and they can twist it to any direction they want to.
But in all honesty anyone saying they are an alpha male clearly haven't meant a real alpha. They don't have to brag about being the alpha, they are the alpha. They are superior to us all.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
Asherian Command wrote: But in all honesty anyone saying they are an alpha male clearly haven't meant a real alpha. They don't have to brag about being the alpha, they are the alpha. They are superior to us all.
Indeed.
Spoiler:
It is very, very difficult to be an alpha male without being a Blood Elf.
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