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People of Dakka, I have taken one for the team. I saw the ads, I knew the dangers, and now I bear the emotional scars. Avoid the breakfast at Taco Bell. It's beyond terrible.

I know what Taco Bell puts in their 'meat.' The only reason to eat at TB is if you're starving to death and even then, it is a choice that must be carefully considered.

I am Jack's utter lack of surprise.

Nothing about breakfast at Taco Bell says "good idea".

TL;DR:

We don't have Taco Bell over here.


I view this as a good thing.

The "eggs" look more like terrible mashed potatoes.

Im hungry now.

So don't eat "food"? Got it.

Taco Bell, now with more Cat!(TM)

Does every purchase come with adult diapers?

That ain't Taco Bell food! Where are the rivers of nacho "cheese"? Where are the tacos, wrapped in tacos, sealed in "cheese" and covered in flavor crisps? The mounds of Doritos are no where in sight!

Nope, this has to be a trick and isn't the Taco Bell I know.

 Ouze wrote:
I am Jack's utter lack of surprise.

Nothing about breakfast at Taco Bell says "good idea".

TL;DR:

Spoiler:

This picture is so true, it's not funny.

As an older individual, I may have issues from time to time with regularity.

As a cheap bastard, I don't want to spend money on pills.

Solution: Taco Bell. Get's gak done, every time. Literally.

That is the niche that "medicinal" ribs fill for me.

 DarkTraveler777 wrote:
That ain't Taco Bell food! Where are the rivers of nacho "cheese"? Where are the tacos, wrapped in tacos, sealed in "cheese" and covered in flavor crisps? The mounds of Doritos are no where in sight!

Nope, this has to be a trick and isn't the Taco Bell I know.

Give them time! The Doritos Locos Waffle Taco, sealed with Nacho Syrup will take some time to perfect.

Then will come the Meggsican Pizza, or the Waffle Salad.

 Gitzbitah wrote:


Give them time! The Doritos Locos Waffle Taco, sealed with Nacho Syrup will take some time to perfect.

Then will come the Meggsican Pizza, or the Waffle Salad.

Meggsican Pizza...god I almost vomited in my mouth. Well played!

Am I the only person who like taco bell? sure, it causes me to poop blood, but it is worth it

There's a fine line between hardcore and stupidity...the fact you made a fully rational decision didn't help much either...no alcohol involve...no dare.... lack of desperation...

This is interesting....

The truth of the matter is that other fast-food companies are still small fish compared with McDonald’s. The $10 billion McDonald’s did in U.S. breakfast sales alone in 2012 dwarfed the $7.6 billion that Taco Bell brought in that year from all-day restaurant sales, according to Technomic.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/04/02/breakfast_wars_mcdonald_s_taco_bell_dunkin_donuts_and_fast_food_sellers.html

There are reasons why everything on their menu costs a nickel.

 Ouze wrote:
I am Jack's utter lack of surprise.

Nothing about Taco Bell says "good idea".

Tibbsy wrote:
We don't have Taco Bell over here.


I view this as a good thing.

well...... other than

LAKESIDE SHOPPING CENTRE
West Thurrock Grays Essex, MD. RM20 2ZP


EASTGATE SHOPPING CENTRE
Unit 4 The Food Terrace Basildon Essex, SS14 1EB


MANCHESTER ARNDALE
Kiosk 5 The Food Court
Arndale Centre
Manchester England M4 3QA

I'd try it, just to know.

Some day I'll try the micky D breakfast, too- BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

Your really not missing out my oversea friends....trust me..

 Jihadin wrote:
Your really not missing out my oversea friends....trust me..

Ya... Here's basically what it tastes like. Ready? Get some incredibly dry biscuits ( American style of course, the fluffy kinds) eat that while drenching it in mouth waxing grease and add a dash of sausage flavor, just enough to trick your mind into thinking you had a sausage just now.... maybe.

There you go. Oh and add a cola to wash it down with because why not.

 Dr Coconut wrote:

Tibbsy wrote:
We don't have Taco Bell over here.


I view this as a good thing.

well...... other than

LAKESIDE SHOPPING CENTRE
West Thurrock Grays Essex, MD. RM20 2ZP


EASTGATE SHOPPING CENTRE
Unit 4 The Food Terrace Basildon Essex, SS14 1EB


MANCHESTER ARNDALE
Kiosk 5 The Food Court
Arndale Centre
Manchester England M4 3QA

And I thought we'd escaped

I don't know, those breakfast burritos and that am crunchwrap with sausage and hashbrowns looks pretty bomb to me. Can't wait till I'm sent back stateside to try me some of those.

KC got it...but my taste buds been ruined from Army food...do what KC suggest or take a bite out of cardboard paper....

I don't believe it one bit. I'll just need to settle for Mickey D's while I wait to try those bad boys. Two Sausage n eggs and two hashbrowns is still my all time favorite breakfast. Judging solely from the pic, the am crunchwrap looks to be a new challenger.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Am I the only person who like taco bell? sure, it causes me to poop blood, but it is worth it

I love me some Taco Bell.

Also, I'm The Boy With The Golden Anus. I've no digestive or intestinal problems with Taco Bell.

I love taco bell, it aint food, but its tasty, especially at 3am after a night of drinking and partying

chaos0xomega wrote:
I love taco bell, it aint food, but its tasty, especially at 3am after a night of drinking and partying

It's more food than what they served at my high school...