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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:18:49
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
U.K
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from you paper round at "only the news we want you to see" your local systems friendly newspaper... you were paid 3 IC p/h
your 17 years of age and have been let go from your first job. you dont know a trade and the planet is having an economic crisis.
the only jobs available to you are as follows:
Local regiment of guard - 8.3 IC p/h
serf for the AdMech - 4 IC P/h
Cadet at the AdArbites 3.3 IC p/h
Apprentiship at a local amunition factory (with an outstanding....ly poor safety record) 5.2 IC P/h
Crew Serf aboard the Almighty justice an imperial naval vessal 3.8 IC P/h
Trooper in the PDF 6.6 IC P/h
Eccleisarchy 0 IC P/h you do it for the love of the god-emperor
current exchange rates
1 Imperial credit ( IC) =
1 GBP
1.68 USD
1.2 EUR
1.7 AUD
Loaf of bread =3 IC
Pint = 6 IC
Bowl of soup = 1.5 I
Average inside hive = 420 IC P/m
which do you choose and why? think of promotional prospects and simplicity.. look into it get some decent answers going!!!
EDIT!!!
Lets throw it in the mixer a bit...
War is coming. In the next system along word has spread of a cultist uprising... your 22 and have been working in your chosen field (as above) for the last 3 years. do you continue with you post or swap to the next one? Conscription is now in place for anyone who does not belong to one of the above. do you stick with it or do you swap?? May the God-Emperororer be with you.
TOP COMMENT SO FAR!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:33:11
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Admech serf. Least risk of dismemberment and death.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:35:38
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
U.K
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Id say admech was more risky if anything. spesh a serf and for 4 credits an hour? couldnt be doing with that. no chance of promotion and no chance of living out your days in peace
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:36:49
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Trooper in the PDF. Worst thing I'll most likely ever deal with is a local rebellion.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:37:04
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Living out my days in peace as a mere AdMech production worker is exactly what I chose. 40K is a hellhole, may as well take the least bad.
I will survive, unlike many others.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:47:38
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Guardsman. Feth this planet, if I get eternal life at 'Emp's side, then I can be happy.
Besides, I don't know better.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:48:03
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
My secret fortress at the base of the volcano!
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TheCustomLime wrote:Trooper in the PDF. Worst thing I'll most likely ever deal with is a local rebellion.
Which will most likely get you all killed to a man so that the Ig can show up and get slaughtered so that the SM can show up and take the credit.
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Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 15:48:21
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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Trooper in the PDF. Loads of cash and I don't have to go offworld or get shot at by a Commissar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 17:31:43
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Admech, it may be shell hole but it's a safe hell hole and you may get some cool servo limbs if lucky.
Least your far less likely to be eaten by a tyranoid or a bolter shell to brain. Automatically Appended Next Post: + Admech is a stable one, there's always a need for a hull painter in tank factory district 17 bravo, factory sigma
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 17:44:16
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Lord of the Fleet
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TheCustomLime wrote:Trooper in the PDF. Worst thing I'll most likely ever deal with is a local rebellion.
Said the Mordian Guardsmen on their home planet just before a chaos invasion nearly destroyed the whole thing.
But yeah, I'd still go PDF route.
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Mordian Iron Guard - Major Overhaul in Progress
+Spaceship Gaming Enthusiast+
Live near Halifax, NS? Ask me about our group, the Ordo Haligonias! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 17:44:22
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
PA Unitied States
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Trooper in PDF
4 IC for servo arm or implants!!! no way
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22 yrs in the hobby
:Eldar: 10K+ pts, 2500 pts
1850 pts
Vampire Counts 4000+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 17:49:49
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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squidhills wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:Trooper in the PDF. Worst thing I'll most likely ever deal with is a local rebellion.
Which will most likely get you all killed to a man so that the Ig can show up and get slaughtered so that the SM can show up and take the credit.
Yeah... At least Id get a Laser Gun.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:05:26
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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TheCustomLime wrote:squidhills wrote: TheCustomLime wrote:Trooper in the PDF. Worst thing I'll most likely ever deal with is a local rebellion.
Which will most likely get you all killed to a man so that the Ig can show up and get slaughtered so that the SM can show up and take the credit.
Yeah... At least Id get a Laser Gun.
If your lucky the tyranoid will kill you before it eats you.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:06:53
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Eh, chances are I'll never see a nonhuman in my life.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:10:04
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Fixture of Dakka
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PDF trooper. I'm completely safe untill an invasion in which case I'm dead anyway.
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tremere47-fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to triple riptide spam |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:12:09
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I'm gonna start a Slaanesh cult.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:16:28
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Knowing myself Id join the guard, just to get away from the montous hell of my home world.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 18:16:51
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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pm713 wrote:PDF trooper. I'm completely safe untill an invasion in which case I'm dead anyway.
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/14 20:49:51
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Calgary
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Crew serf because to boldly go where no one has gone before and navy chicks. Its 40k. I'll die horribly regardless so may as well have fun
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Anyone who is married knows that Khorne is really a woman. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 04:46:57
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
New York City
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Probably apprentice at the Munitions factory. Just because making ammunition sounds fun. Plus the pay seems decent. Not too worried about dying. It's the Imperium, you won't get anything done by being scared of dying. And dying is my only option, I'm not letting myself live if I'm missing an arm or leg.....or if my member doesn't work anymore. Munitions factory sounds very much like a reasonable choice. If thats not whats expected, I doubt the Guard will turn down volunteers any time soon. PDF sounds extremely boring. Arbites is paying too little.  the Ecclesiarchy. Crew serf also sounds boring, and there's no way I'm listening to the Mechanicus, they might get someone to replace my body parts for better efficiency.
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I will forever remain humble because I know I could have less.
I will always be grateful because I remember I've had less. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 04:51:17
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Heroic Senior Officer
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The local regiment. Keep fit, probably get fed, if things go to hell im more able to defend myself and Im also prolonging the lives of the people around me, possible saving them etc etc.
If im sent off planet, then its an experience many people will never have. Plus there is room for career advancement if I manage to live.
Assuming I get fed and have to stay at the barracks I should be rolling in the cash.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:18:59
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Ecclesiarchy, hands down!
Screw fighting, feth money. All I need, my parish will provide. And I'll get the chance to shake off this tolerant, PC, moderately liberal non-practising Catholic pose once and for all and finally unleash the hidden Taliban in me! YEAH!
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:25:30
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Join the guard. Cross my fingers I end up in a regiment where the commanders aren't too dim or bloodthristy. If I do then I cross my fingers I outlive either of those traits.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:34:32
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Pray you end up in an Armoured regiment. Might not be too comfy in a Russ, but at least you're not running out there in a T-shirt.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:36:50
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Local IG regiment. Free rations. "Fair" pay.
Only a 99.999999% chance of death before the age of 20.
Best odds of profit overall
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:37:49
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Eclisiarchy. If it's like the actual church, my life is assured. As a PDF you wouldn't live inside the hive I imagine, so that's a decent income
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:48:02
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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You probably would have to live in the hive. Admittedly PDF barracks are probably better than regular digs.
Though you'd also have to go around the gakky parts of the hive when there are riots and stuff.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 10:58:20
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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Probably Cadet in the Adeptus Arbites. Low pay to start, potential for promotion (Judge, Repressor Driver, etc), least likely place where you'd get yourself in trouble. Don't have to do much apart from join the occasional snatch squad, go on parade, lecture the occasional noble or quell a riot. Pension will probably be quite nice, and there's probably a load of benefits to being the Emperors local police. There's also enough scope for getting sequestered into an Inquisitors Retinue if you fancy travel as well...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 11:05:49
Subject: you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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zedmeister wrote:Probably Cadet in the Adeptus Arbites. Low pay to start, potential for promotion (Judge, Repressor Driver, etc), least likely place where you'd get yourself in trouble. Don't have to do much apart from join the occasional snatch squad, go on parade, lecture the occasional noble or quell a riot. Pension will probably be quite nice, and there's probably a load of benefits to being the Emperors local police. There's also enough scope for getting sequestered into an Inquisitors Retinue if you fancy travel as well...
Don't forget all the grimdark paperwork that the administratum layers upon everything, and that you must appease the mechanicus every time you use your equipment to kill someone.
At least in the IG you're considered too unimportant to do paperwork
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/15 11:25:31
Subject: Re:you've only gone and been made redundant!!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Arbites because I still get a small wage boost in addition to the it being the least fatal career
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6000 points
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Empire 5500 Points
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