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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:42:28
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Confessor Of Sins
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http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/17/travel/airbus-saddle-seat-patent/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Workblocked:
A better view of the seat itself:
Yeah. That's the future of Airbus travel. I can't nope hard enough at this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:47:36
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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Well who the feth is going to voluntarily fly in that thing?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:49:14
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Patented to protect Intellectual Concept or something to that effect
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:50:34
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Well i wouldn't mind for a quick 1-2 hour flight but no way in hell am i doing a 10+ hour international on one of those.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:52:13
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Desubot wrote:Well i wouldn't mind for a quick 1-2 hour flight but no way in hell am i doing a 10+ hour international on one of those.
You do a 10+ flight sitting in one of those your tougher the woodpecker lips
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:57:46
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Somewhere, the CEO of Ryanair is putting a newspaper in his lap to hide his raging erection.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 22:59:27
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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They look similar to the seating on some amusement park roller coasters, only with those horrible bicycle seats that put too much pressure on your more sensitive areas.
The price would have to be really, really good and the flight really, really short for me to pay for a seat like that.
Something like LA to Vegas or LA to San Francisco, maybe. Anything past an hour or so and it seems like you are just paying to be tortured.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:02:39
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:06:12
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Hey man some people pay good money for those kinds of services.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:06:53
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A theme flight......nice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:09:31
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Look at the close proximity of the passengers in those rows... do you want to be in front of or next to someone enjoying those kinds of services?
It would be like going to a really kinky Gallagher show, but even more messy. Probably more funny too, so I guess there is a bit of a trade off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:21:43
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Fixture of Dakka
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And just how safe are these seats? I really don't think they're stupid enough to try to put those in, what with potential for massive lawsuits and loss of business.
The price cuts that would have to be offered for someone to even consider buying a ticket would likely be ruinous.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:23:41
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Relapse wrote:And just how safe are these seats? I really don't think they're stupid enough to try to put those in, what with potential for massive lawsuits and loss of business.
The price cuts that would have to be offered for someone to even consider buying a ticket would likely be ruinous.
Think "Hard Landing" and the effect afterwards
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/17 23:33:46
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 00:02:21
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 00:03:09
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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This seems like a really BAD idea. Like lawyers waiting in line for miles to issue a court summons because someone is sueing them bad.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 00:49:56
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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On the off chance that Airbus are simply patenting this for the sake of having a patent, I think it's more of a blessing than a curse; imagine what'd happen if Ryanair or EasyJet got a patent down on these instead? It wouldn't be speculation, they'd be rolling off the production lines as we speak. >.<
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 01:07:23
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jihadin wrote:Patented to protect Intellectual Concept or something to that effect
I'm betting this is the reason. There is probably much more to it, but they are protecting other trade secrets and just patenting the basics.
Still, it looks like something out of a South Park episode, but I can't recall what...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 01:28:29
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Fixture of Dakka
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I have to stand for 45 minutes balls-to-ass with 100 smelly people on the metro to go from the suburbs to the city. And lots of people do that every day.
Why would a 45 minute flight between DC and New York be different? Some people commute between chicago/DC/NY every day... if it was cheaper, I think they would accept it.
Mass transit is mass transit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 01:32:32
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heard first class is coach
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 01:57:18
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Does it also come with a crying baby speaker built in or is that extra?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 02:03:26
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Phanobi
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They should really have tried to get the patent for the Oatmeal comics plane layout. Now that is a plane I would fly on!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane_layout
That patent doesn't make much sense anyway. I don't see it making a lot more room in the plane, the bike seat seems needlessly uncomfortable, no backrest would be absolute torture and even if they managed to squeeze more passengers in, where would the extra luggage go?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 02:10:06
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Is this real? There are no backs on those seats. How the hell will this ever pass safety regulations?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 02:36:20
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Bike helmet, knee and elbow pads
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 02:55:24
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Confessor Of Sins
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Breotan wrote:Is this real? There are no backs on those seats. How the hell will this ever pass safety regulations?
They do have backs, just not full ones. Look in the back row in the drawing. It is more like a short office chair.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 03:58:08
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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I look forward to the day when they're wooden planks, and one must row the bo... plane through the air, getting occasionally whipped.
Possibly by stewardess dominatrixes (dominatrixi? dominatrixen? dominatrixices? kronk help me) just to tie it all together.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 04:02:35
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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daedalus wrote:I look forward to the day when they're wooden planks, and one must row the bo... plane through the air, getting occasionally whipped.
Possibly by stewardess dominatrixes (dominatrixi? dominatrixen? dominatrixices? kronk help me) just to tie it all together.
And we will still pay for it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 04:04:12
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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daedalus wrote:I look forward to the day when they're wooden planks, and one must row the bo... plane through the air, getting occasionally whipped.
Possibly by stewardess dominatrixes (dominatrixi? dominatrixen? dominatrixices? kronk help me) just to tie it all together.
No boat oars. Bicycle pedals located under the seat. Comes in use when taxing across the runway. No whip but a cattle prod  .....no AC either. Picture of a glass of ice water just out of reach
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/07/18 04:12:00
Subject: Re:Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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hotsauceman1 wrote: daedalus wrote:I look forward to the day when they're wooden planks, and one must row the bo... plane through the air, getting occasionally whipped.
Possibly by stewardess dominatrixes (dominatrixi? dominatrixen? dominatrixices? kronk help me) just to tie it all together.
And we will still pay for it
To be fair, some people would pay extra for it. It doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd be into, but I've never tried it before. Who knows, might be a luxury service.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/08/18 14:12:53
Subject: Airbus files patent for even worse airline seats
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