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2014/07/28 15:32:40
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Fireknife Shas'el
Lisbon, Portugal
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 morganfreeman wrote:Orks are the most accepting.
They love anything and everyone; love to fight them. There's no political backstabbing, there's no playing favorites, there's no racism, and there's no lies. No matter what race you are, where you live, what your belief system, the color of your skin, ect ect Orks will always treat everyone equally; even other Orks! 
They just want to fight, and if you bring them a good fight they'll love you all the more for it.
not exactly.
no political backstabbing
in a society where 'might makes right' and 'the bigger, the better', there is backstabbing. many cunning orks will provoke 'accidents' to their leader and occupy its place or give counsels to let their leader fight impossible odds and being killed in the proccess, leaving such spot open
no racism
gretchins and snotlings want to have a word with you. they're still orks
no lies
see political backstabbing. ambitious orks will do everything to rise in the ork chain of biggeness, althought they'll do it by fighting if easier.
treat everyone equally
try to nose up your Boss and see what happens
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2014/07/28 17:30:40
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
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2014/07/28 17:34:03
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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 kronk wrote:The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
Yup, thanks a lot.
I followed your advice and now I'm impaled on a chainsword.
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
   
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2014/07/28 18:43:08
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Lord Tarkin wrote: kronk wrote:The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
Yup, thanks a lot.
I followed your advice and now I'm impaled on a chainsword.
Did he shout "BURN THE HERETIC!" as he did so?
If not, it may have been a Black Legionnaire.
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2014/07/28 18:48:29
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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 Selym wrote: Lord Tarkin wrote: kronk wrote:The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
Yup, thanks a lot.
I followed your advice and now I'm impaled on a chainsword.
Did he shout "BURN THE HERETIC!" as he did so?
If not, it may have been a Black Legionnaire.
Hmm *points at username, avatar, and rank*
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 18:55:01
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Lord Tarkin wrote: Selym wrote: Lord Tarkin wrote: kronk wrote:The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
Yup, thanks a lot.
I followed your advice and now I'm impaled on a chainsword.
Did he shout "BURN THE HERETIC!" as he did so?
If not, it may have been a Black Legionnaire.
Hmm *points at username, avatar, and rank*
*glances at Tzeentch*
He may have cast an illusion spell on me.
I rolled a 1 on 17 D20 to block.
Just As Planned - Tzeentch
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2014/07/28 19:03:34
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Selym wrote: Lord Tarkin wrote: Selym wrote: Lord Tarkin wrote: kronk wrote:The Black Templars are the nicest.
Just ask one of them to pose for a selfy with you. Go on, then!
Yup, thanks a lot.
I followed your advice and now I'm impaled on a chainsword.
Did he shout "BURN THE HERETIC!" as he did so?
If not, it may have been a Black Legionnaire.
Hmm *points at username, avatar, and rank*
*glances at Tzeentch*
He may have cast an illusion spell on me.
I rolled a 1 on 17 D20 to block.
Just As Planned - Tzeentch
Hahaha
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 20:13:02
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Who's sayin tyranids are eating my necrons? I will CRUSH them! By the way, necrons aren't douchebags if you think about it. I agree they're racist though, especially against eldar
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2014/07/28 20:14:28
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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I fail to see a distinction here.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2014/07/28 20:15:58
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Da Stormlord wrote:Who's sayin tyranids are eating my necrons? I will CRUSH them! By the way, necrons aren't douchebags if you think about it. I agree they're racist though, especially against eldar
Necrons are just pouting over their bad fortune but other than that, they are these great cuddly gauss toting metal machines.
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 20:22:11
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Uh huh. Cute and cuddly wraiths that just ripped Logan grimnars face apart.
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2014/07/28 20:27:12
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Well, Grimnar is a mean drunken man so give the necks a break lol
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 20:28:33
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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2014/07/28 20:30:23
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Tau not douchebags?
Wow, grossly misinformed.
Join us for our prescribed greater good or be annihilated by inexplicably awesome firepower.
No, not douches at all!
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2014/07/28 20:32:53
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I....uhh, cant see the pic
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 20:34:14
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Tyranids aren't douchey, they don't discriminate. You're all biomass to them. 
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2014/07/28 20:38:28
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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The Salamanders are the only good guys. Vulkan would sacrifice marines to save civilians. Tu'shan beat the piss out of a marines malevolent captain for firing on orks with artillery in a civillian compound.
Ba'ken and Dak'ir held a blast door open for like an hour to let crew members evacuate a damaged part of their strike cruiser until they were out of strength. Then Praetor walked under the door with terminator armor and just let it rest on him lol.
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2014/07/28 20:41:04
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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 Wargamer24 wrote:Tyranids aren't douchey, they don't discriminate. You're all biomass to them.
Yayyyy count me in
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/28 21:04:25
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I think this would be a tad bit easier if we first agree on an accepted definition of "douchebag".
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/07/28 21:05:24
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Hallowed Canoness
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How to see pics from 1D4chan (that will therefore regularly be posted here and not appear, like in this case) :
- Get the url of the image (depends on your web browser, usually right-clicking the image and selecting the right item in the menu)
- Open a new tab, and paste the url
- If it says “403 forbidden”, you likely tried to skip one of the above step. You really need to paste the url rather than follow any kind of link. This is 1d4chan way to try to prevent bandwidth “stealing”.
Hope that helps.
I will not repost this image because I do not condone loli necrons wearing panties!
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https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1 |
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2014/07/28 21:51:42
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Fresh-Faced New User
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The tau. From a human point of view, they are least likely to kill you.
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2014/07/29 00:08:07
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
How to see pics from 1D4chan (that will therefore regularly be posted here and not appear, like in this case) :
- Get the url of the image (depends on your web browser, usually right-clicking the image and selecting the right item in the menu)
- Open a new tab, and paste the url
- If it says “403 forbidden”, you likely tried to skip one of the above step. You really need to paste the url rather than follow any kind of link. This is 1d4chan way to try to prevent bandwidth “stealing”.
Hope that helps.
I will not repost this image because I do not condone loli necrons wearing panties!
Oh, thank you. Necrons are nice and cuddly though, yeah real cuddly
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/07/29 00:12:01
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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I hate Tau they are not nice. Their Ethreals use mind controll to enslave the lesser casts.
I would like a passive race of Space Fish, that used diplomacy and passive protests in Battle. You will not win the Battle but atleast they try to make the 40 universe a little better.
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 3000 Guardians of the Covenant
 6000 Iyanden not Wraith heavy
 1500 Grey Knights Painted
4000 Necron Painted
 1000 Dark Eldar allies for Eldar
 1000 Tervigon list
 Just started Enclave
 Waiting for new cody, Lysander is finished
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2014/08/06 07:50:25
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Lurking Gaunt
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It has to be tyranids right? All biomass is biomass.
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2014/08/06 10:38:31
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Define Biomass.
(And yes, I'm well aware that that was once quite a large thread in its own right).
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2014/08/06 13:22:54
Subject: Re:The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Fixture of Dakka
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Selym wrote:
Define Biomass.
(And yes, I'm well aware that that was once quite a large thread in its own right).
If it goes into a Tyranids mouth and it isn't spat out it's biomass.
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2014/08/06 13:40:07
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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Me neither. I will mentally note to my self to put some pink fluffy stuff on my wraiths 
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2014/08/06 13:45:29
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Da Stormlord wrote:
Me neither. I will mentally note to my self to put some pink fluffy stuff on my wraiths
You go on and do that  I'll paint my marines a nice cute pink too
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"Glory to the Iron father!"
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2014/08/06 21:35:25
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Dakka Veteran
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I would have to say orks. They don't fight for gain, politics , hate , revenge, expansion or malice.
They just love to fight who ever when ever. They even find humor in violance.
Reasons for fighting:
Tau : expansion
Imperium: expansion and hates aliens
chaos : hates the galaxy
necrons: kill all living things
nids: expansion and eat everything for survival
dark eldar: evil love to torture and enslave
eldar: despises lesser races and want to reclaim what they lost
and finally,
Orks: looking for a good time with any one.
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2014/08/06 21:57:05
Subject: The only race in 40k that aren't complete douchebags
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Grovelin' Grot
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 Dakkafang Dreggrim wrote:I would have to say orks. They don't fight for gain, politics , hate , revenge, expansion or malice.
They just love to fight who ever when ever. They even find humor in violance.
Reasons for fighting:
Tau : expansion
Imperium: expansion and hates aliens
chaos : hates the galaxy
necrons: kill all living things
nids: expansion and eat everything for survival
dark eldar: evil love to torture and enslave
eldar: despises lesser races and want to reclaim what they lost
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Orks: looking for a good time with any one.
I will have to second this, I wouldn't put neither Orks, or nids in this....survival isn't exactly evil neither is doing it for fun. But that's just my humble opinion
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