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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 13:28:28
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.. world gets odder everyday
BRITAIN'S booziest duck that became a celebrity for downing pints in his local pub has been seriously injured - in a brawl with a DOG.
The bird - called Star - is well known for waddling around his favourite inns wearing a bow tie and swigging ale from a glass.
The booze-loving duck and his handler Barrie Hayman are a regular sight in their local taverns - some of which even give Star his own stool.
But Star's drinking days could be over after an altercation with a dog after returning from his favourite watering-hole The Old Courthouse Inn.
Star came to blows and lost out to pooch Meggie - which also belongs to Star's owner Barrie.
They had a Mexican stand-off and stared each other out before the hound pounced - leaving the duck with his bottom beak split down the middle.
Barrie, 69, says that the dog tired of the Indian Runner duck's drunken antics and Star finally ''pushed his luck too far''.
He rushed the beer-loving avian to the vets where he was put on painkillers and said he was praying his beloved duck would make a full recovery.
Barrie, of Chulmleigh, Devon, said: "Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star's bottom beak right down the middle.
"He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star."
Grandfather-of-one Barrie, a former scuba diving instructor in Australia, lives with wife Sue, and plucked Star from the incubator in 2011 when he was just days old.
As a chick Barrie walked round with Star in his top pocket but after he grew up he developed a taste for real ale and now often goes down to the local with his owner.
But Barrie said Star's drinking days were almost numbered.
He said: "He had to be rushed to the vets and go under anaesthetic, which is always risky and could go either way with ducks and other small animals.
"Thankfully our Star is a tough cookie and it looks like he came out okay, not sure we came out quite as well.
"We had hours and hours of stress and waiting around.The vets are really pleased with his progress. He seems to be bouncing back nicely which is good."
Barrie was concerned the injury would leave Star with a lisp that would put his performance career in jeopardy - as the duo regularly team up to raise hundreds of pounds for charity with their unique street double act.
But vets have reassured Barrie that Star should be able to take to the stage again and the injury will not affect the duck's dulcet tones.
He said: "He just won't leave me and so we go everywhere together. I've not trained him to follow me. He just seems to like it and he is one fantastic duck.
"He loves to come to the pub, where everyone loves him. He is such a personality and attracts so much attention."
Star even has his own Facebook page under the name Star Hayman.
It reads: "I am an Indian Runner Duck. My daddy is my best friend. I love wriggly worms and I follow my dad everywhere. I watch TV with him, especially rugby, and I even share his beer.
http://www.cheddarvalleygazette.co.uk/Duck-walks-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses/story-27972766-detail/story.html#ixzz3oRNp8bqc
.. I have no idea what a duck with a lisp would sound like
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 13:39:06
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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How is this not animal abuse? Thats the thinnest duck I've ever seen. Does he ever feed said duck?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 13:43:15
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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.. long as he stays away from any and all shots he should be alright.
http://instantrimshot.com/?play=true
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 14:35:12
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Shots shots shots shotshotsshots!
Seriously though, thats a really thin duck. Is that normal duck weight in the UK (not a besmirchment, ducks here have different weather conditions to deal with).
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 14:39:20
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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Fixture of Dakka
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They really should round up a witch and borrow Sir Bedevere's scales to determine if the duck in malnourished.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 14:43:17
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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Was a falling out over its bill
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 15:21:59
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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It's a special kind of duck called Indian Runner that is tall and thin from running everywhere.
This is the more normal kind of British duck, the Aylesbury, which as you can see does not have legs at all, and rolls on small castors, and is much fatter.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 15:24:38
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Kilkrazy wrote:It's a special kind of duck called Indian Runner that is tall and thin from running everywhere.
This is the more normal kind of British duck, the Aylesbury, which as you can see does not have legs at all, and rolls on small castors, and is much fatter.

Ok, thanks. That explains it. Drink on duckie, drink on, and remember - mess with the doge and you'll get the doge teeth.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 17:32:27
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I want a duck as a drinking buddy! Oh the bad puns I could make.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 17:36:24
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Frazzled wrote:How is this not animal abuse? Thats the thinnest duck I've ever seen. Does he ever feed said duck?
Runner Ducks are just skinny. He looks like a very healthy weight for his breed.
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 18:15:23
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ok, as noted I stand corrected as I had not heard of such a duck.
I'm a Texan, like the rest of us our fowl don't do walking...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:01:03
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Kilkrazy wrote:It's a special kind of duck called Indian Runner that is tall and thin from running everywhere.
This is the more normal kind of British duck, the Aylesbury, which as you can see does not have legs at all, and rolls on small castors, and is much fatter.

Wait wait wait.... it literally has no legs? Screw the drinking duck, I'm more interested in a duck with no legs!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:03:33
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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They have legs. They're just hidden under its rolls of fat and feathers. And like its normal for the Runner to be skinny, its also normal for an Aylesbury to be fat.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:04:46
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Fixture of Dakka
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So there's runners and fatties, are there any abominations?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/15 19:34:55
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Are the Runners running from Sandmen? I just dated myself.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:06:01
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Grey Templar wrote:They have legs. They're just hidden under its rolls of fat and feathers. And like its normal for the Runner to be skinny, its also normal for an Aylesbury to be fat.
Ah I figured as much.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:06:43
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Muscovy ducks
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 19:45:46
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Alex C wrote:So there's runners and fatties, are there any abominations?
The Muscovy.
Edit: ninja'ed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 20:07:27
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Sneaky Lictor
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I wanna know what happened to the dog.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/13 22:53:16
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Squatting with the squigs
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Last I heard he had successfully ducked a lawsuit, stopped a bill being passed and was..'avian a loverly time at the bar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/14 00:13:12
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Bullockist wrote:Last I heard he had successfully ducked a lawsuit, stopped a bill being passed and was..'avian a loverly time at the bar.
*reads this. Cracks a smile. Clicks exalt*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/14 00:16:01
Subject: So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Fixture of Dakka
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53 stitches after the duck quacked "you wot mate?" And bottled him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/14 00:41:41
Subject: Re:So this duck walks into a bar (Literally)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So that was all the flapping about last night about eh
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