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Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy 40k, sell AoS, trash WHFB

Warm soda, off-milk, dirty water

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Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the warm soda (can just put it in the fridge if you don't mind it being flat), sell the dirty water (maybe some rare microbes that can benefit research are in it), trash the off milk (that's just not safe).

Pringles, Rold Gold Pretzels, Chex Mix.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Buy the Pringles (even as expensive they are). sell the Chex Mix and Trash the Rold Gold Pretzles.

Live Grenade, Ticking time-bomb, Unexploded 500lbs bomb.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy the unexploded bomb, and place in my enemy's back garden. Sell the ticking time bomb before it goes off. Trash the live grenade in my neighbors back garden.

Nextflix, Amazon Prime, Virgin Media TV (and TV alone)
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy Netflix, sell Amazon Prime, trash Virgin Media TV (what even is that? )
I just really like Netflix.

A really sweet looking sword, a *badass* hammer, a well-crafted battle axe.

hi 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the sword, sell the hammer, trash the axe. (sword is the easiest to use and looks the best, and the hammer probably has more material to melt down.)

Overwatch, TF2, Battleborn

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy Overwatch (Cyborg ninjas for days), sell TF2, trash Battleborn ('Twas a disappointment).

A brand new TV, new PC, new Phone/tablet

hi 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy the PC (it has some real good hardware), sell the TV (It's almost certainly HD widescreen flatpack 3D fancy BS, but has less good content than the interwebs, so is good money but useless), trash the SmartPhone (phone/tablet) because contract shenanigans.

£1000, £10,000, £100,000
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the £10,000, Sell the £100,000, Trash the £1000 (Tis how you end up with the largest amount.)

Beef, Pork, Chicken

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the Chicken (cuz chicken is delicious!), sell the beef (some cuts of beef are really expensive), trash the pork (cuz who wants trichinosis?).

Aliens, Predator, Aliens vs. Predator.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy the Alien, you can keep it locked up. Sell the Predator, so it's someone else's problem. Trash AvP, because I don't have an enclosure strong enough for one predator, never mind that gak.

Tank, Helicopter Gunship, Battleship
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

How you keep something that bleeds acid captive is beyond me, but I'd love to see it happen.

Buy the battleship (because you can do whatever the feth you want on a battleship), sell the helicopter gunship, and trash the tank.

Ebay, Amazon, Craigslist.

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Trash Craigslist. Buy Ebay with the money from selling Amazon.


Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew

 
   
Made in sg
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




Salamandastron

Buy Coke, sell Pepsi, and trash Mountain Dew.

Cake, brownies, muffins.

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Buy the cake, sell the muffins, trash the brownies.

Rock, paper, scissors

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy the scissors, sell the rock, trash (recycle) the paper.

Dandelion, Rose, Lavender

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Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the rose (I like myself a bit of wine ) Sell the lavender, Trash the Dandelion (they are everywhere in summer).

Normal Flat, Haunted House, Haunted Mansion.

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If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy Haunted Flat (it's manageable, entertaining, and probably at a discount), sell the Haunted Mansion (4 da profitz), trash Normal Flat (they suck compared to my Haunted one).

Bottle, Cup, Flask

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Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

EDIT: something weird went wrong with DakkaDakka, ignore that

Buy the flask, sell the cup, trash the bottle - in recycling of course

Dawn of War, Command and Conquer, Starcraft

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G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I have no clue what happened with your post GA

Buy DoW ( I was planning on getting it anyway), Sell Starcraft (for that MLG moneh), Trash CoC (rip).

5kg weights, 10kg weights, 25kg weights.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy 25 Kg weights, sell 10 Kg, trash 5 Kg. Get pumped or gtfo noob.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

 WarbossDakka wrote:
I have no clue what happened with your post GA


For some reason it was only showing Selym's answer as the most recent, with no page 2. Did a refresh and it got back to normal before it got too embarrassing

Buy Norris, sell Lee, trash Schwarzenegger. No hard feelings Arnie

A Slayer Sword Prize, Excalibur, and a Witchblade

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy the Witchblade (Fleshbane and Armourbane ftw), sell Excalibur (it's almost certainly still in it's rock, and some king somewhere will pay a ton of money for it), trash Slayer Sword Prize (undeserved trophy).

Humanity, Morality, Happiness

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Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

That's actually a really tough one...

Buy humanity (you can't have the other things without in my dictionary), sell morality, trash happiness... Why??????? Y you do dis?

A free movie ticket, a free music concert ticket, a free MLG (or similar) show ticket.


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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy free movie ticket (it's free), sell concert ticket (I may have gotten it for free, but resale sites don't care), trash MLG ticket (they suck).

Law, Order, Justice

I am determined to take this to dark places.

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Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Then dark places we shall go Buy Justice (how would you price that anyways?), sell Order, trash Law

Family, friends and your lover(s)

Have fun with that one

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

For some reason it was only showing Selym's answer as the most recent, with no page 2. Did a refresh and it got back to normal before it got too embarrassing


No problem mate .

Easy. Buy family. Sell lovers. Trash friends. (My mates always are out to mock each other anyway. We're all used to it by now )

Death, Life, Acceptance.

I'm right there with you Selym



If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy Life (it's what we're here for), sell Death (I may become a murderer to fullfil this, otherwise I've just made us all immortal), trash Acceptance (it doesn't exist anyway).

Sight, Hearing, Touching

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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Buy sight, sell hearing, trash touch.

Artemis Fowl, Redwall, Percy Jackson

(For those who don't know enough to reply to that)
Nectarines, Peaches, Plums

 
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Since I do know enough about all those things, I'll answer both. Hehehehehehe...

Buy Artemis Fowl (grew up with that), sell Redwall (kinda liked it), trash Percy Jackson (movies ruined it for me).

Buy peaches, sell plums, trash Nectarines.

Airbrush, Paintbrush, tablet (you know, the ones for photoshop and that).


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