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Buy GA (Could use an ally), sell Me (I'm valuable), trash ST4P (dunno who you are, sorry).

Ork Nob, Genestealer, Guardsman

Buy Jeanstealer (they shall steal the jeans of my enemies), Sell the Nob (already have one of those ) Trash the Guardsman (dime a dozen)

Cat, dog, hamster.

Buy the dog (woof woof ), sell the cat (they don't like water, I do), trash the hamster (they're nice but...).

Your brain, your heart, your lungs.

P.S: @Selym I don't really know anyone of this site anyway, it's all good!

Buy my brain (it won't work without me, too unusual), sell my heart (feth that thing), trash my lungs (machine breathing ftw!)

Plastic Mini, Resin Mini, Metal Mini

 Selym wrote:
Buy GA (Could use an ally)

Ohh Sel, you're making me blush furiously

Buy Plastic (plastic crack is the best crack) sell Metal (thems be antiques most likely!) and trash Resin (because finecast exists)


A Dummies Guide for Pyromancy, Biomancy and Telepathy

Buy Biomancy (Would I like to punch a tank to death? Yes. Do I want to make myself resistant to damage? Yes.), sell Pyromancy (arsonists get paid well, they can afford my prices), trash Telepathy (KEEP OUTTA MAH HEAD).

Force Stave, Force Axe, Force Sword

Buy the force axe (swinging that thing around, who can stop me? ), sell the sword (also very unstoppable in the right hands), trash the force stave (pfffttttt... Psykers and their staves...)

A sock, a glove, a beanie (each with a complete koala design!).

Buy the sock (to make up for the odd one we all have) Sell the beanie, Trash the glove (people would rather have a beanie than 1 glove).

The dragon balls, any singular medicine (even that haven't been invented yet), any company of your choice.

Buy the medicine (it cures mortality), sell Microsoft (yaay near-infinite money for life!), trash the Dragon Balls (I'm not sure what they are, but they sound powerful).

Doritos, Walkers, McCoy's

Buy doritos (all the MLG sponsership), Sell Walkers (I think they're bigger than McCoys) Trash McCoys (they're actually my favourite out the 3, but is the smallest company unfortunately).

Levi's, Primark, Superdry

Buy Primark (I want to ask Magnus a few questions), sell Levi's (dem Genestealers gonna pay me before looting me nao), trash Superdry (do they do dry cleaning?).

Keyboard, Computer Mouse, Monitor

Buy the Mouse (useful if you find yourself with a laptop), sell the Monitor (could be a good one), trash the Keyboard (no need for a laptop)

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Sarah Palin. Choose wisely friends

O gawd y.

Buy Sarah Palin, could be amusing. Thankfully she's to dumb to do anything. Properly, at least.
Sell Hillary Clinton, dangerous as feth but at least she knows not to start WW3.
Trash Donald J Trumpf. I think it's obvious why.

United States of America, United Kingdom, Russia

Buy the UK (it probably would cost me £10 once we leave the EU ), Sell USA (lotsa money), Trash Russia (even if I bought Russia, I'd probably end up being killed for it).

Past GW products (RT, Epic etc), current GW products (5-7th ed 40k, 7th-AoS), future GW products (whatever 8th is like, future AoS releases)

Buy past GW products (no harm in returning to the days of old ), sell current GW products (they're worth the most anyway probs), trash future stuff (I feel like moving away from 40k and AoS to other games anyway).

Unicorn, Pegasus, griffon

Buy the Griffon (badass flying mount with claws and a vicious beak), sell the Pegasus (magical flying horse, Tesco would pay a lot to make them into excellent beefburgers), trash the Unicorn (friendship is magic, and magic is heresy).

Ultramarine bodyguard, Imperial Fist bodyguard, Blood Angel bodyguard

Buy the Ultramarine bodyguard (he will have extremely strong plot armour), sell the Imperial Fist (not enough Ultramarines) and trash the Blood Angel (no blue here either)

Tea with milk, Tea with sugar, Tea with milk and sugar. Hint - sugar is heresy

(If sugar is heresy, well, I'm done for... )
Buy tea with milk, sell tea with both, trash tea with sugar.
(Is that the best way to do that?)

Pokemon Red, Pokemon blue, Pokemon yellow (nostalgia trip!)

Buy red (the best ofc), Sell blue, Trash yellow.

DoW 1, DoW 2, DoW 3. They have all expansions.

Buy DOW2 (out of the two already out, the one I easily had the most fun with), sell DOW3 (new game, most cash), trash DOW1 (sorry not sorry, you kinda suck looking back)

A MEKA suit, a Sentinel (armoured or scout) and a Titanfall Titan.

Buy the Sentinel (yey fandom), sell MEKA (sounds expensive), trash Titanfall Titan (Ew).

A warcry: Methul Bawkses, Stehl Reighn, Hwee Haff Captoored Eet Foar Kayoss

OOC: What heresy is this, rejecting DoW1? Easily the best set of games made using GW IP.

 Selym wrote:
sell MEKA (sounds expensive)

It also sounds extremely awesome at least you didn't trash it, then you'd make a big fan of D.VA sad

OOC: What heresy is this, rejecting DoW1? Easily the best set of games made using GW IP.

DOW2 had better dialogue, story and combat. When I went back to DOW1 it was kinda crummy; it hasn't aged very well imo as a strategy title, whereas plenty of people still play DOW2 multiplayer.

Buy Stehl Reighn, sell Kayosss, trash Methul Bawkses - sorry Boreale, just not as funny as these ones taken out of context:



Pulse Carbine, Stalker Bolter, Gauss Flayer

Buy pulse carbine (I wouldn't have to be a weightlifter just to pick it up), Sell Gauss Flayer (I bet someone would like to research this), Trash Stalker Bolter.

Gold medal at the Olympics, Premier League Cup, WWE Heavyweight Championship.

Trash the wwe belt. Its all acting.

Buy the medal, its all silver. Well 92%

Sell the trophy for a nice payday

A vortex grenade, a suit of power armour, advanced medical technology.

Buy advanced medical technology (everyone will come to me! I can control them! Bahahahahahahaha! ), sell suit of power armour (if we're talking space marines I wouldn't even fit into that...), trash vortex grenade.

Your head, both of your arms, both of your legs.

Trash the head. It was never useful anyway

Average car, van, bus.

Buy the Van, Sell the Bus, Trash the car.


Bell, Book, Candle.

Buy the bell, sell the book, trash the candle. Idk...

Carpet, tiles, carpet tiles.

Buy the tiles, easy to clean.
Sell the carpet, I like hard floors
Trash the carpet tiles.

The titanic, a private jet and a solid gold flying unicorn

Buy the Solid Gold Unicorn (yolo right? ), sell the Private Jet (I'll get the money to buy a yacht), trash the Tita- oh wait...

An Ingot of Gold, 10 Pendants of Silver, 20 Axes of Bronze