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CLARKSVILLE, Ind. — An officer was attacked by a goose as he walked into the Clarksville Police Station.
Sgt. Detective Ray Hall was walking from the parking lot to the door of the station when a large goose flew at him and attacked, CBS 4 Indy reported.
Hall attempted to hit the animal with his bag but fell into a bush in the process. He managed to get away from his attacker, and the goose fled as well.
“Detective Hall forgot his keys. He then attempts to enter the building and is challenged by our local geese… bad decision,” Lt. Shane Bassett wrote in the video description. “Final score: Geese 1, Detective 0.”
Geese are donkey-caves.
"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
Around here, the snow geese have thrice the mass and hundredfold more attitude. They go for the genitals, then when you double over they go for the eyes.
Lol. I was expecting a bad bad story and came out laughing.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Spinner wrote: "Detective Assaulted by Canadian Immigrant, Footage Posted Online"
Damn, I missed the immigrant angle, could've made the thread title more provocative!
"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
As a preteen in Illinois, the Wife had to take care of a pair of geese for the neighbor. She HATES!!!!! geese.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Darkjim wrote: Shouldn't the cop have just lit its ass up, or however the vernacular goes? Clear provocation, violent assault, and it was coming right for him.
There was no need for lethal force. It's not like it was loose beagle or something.
Darkjim wrote: Shouldn't the cop have just lit its ass up, or however the vernacular goes? Clear provocation, violent assault, and it was coming right for him.
There was no need for lethal force. It's not like it was loose beagle or something.
Geese avoid me ever since I unintentionally took one out with a 5-wood fareway shot. Right in the noggin'. Took one step and fell over dead. And no, it wasn't intentional. The goose was part of a "gaggle" that were about 80 yards down the fareway and my shot ended up being a low screamer...a bit too low, unfortunately. But as I said, Geese avoid me now.
BigWaaagh wrote: Geese avoid me ever since I unintentionally took one out with a 5-wood fareway shot. Right in the noggin'. Took one step and fell over dead. And no, it wasn't intentional. The goose was part of a "gaggle" that were about 80 yards down the fareway and my shot ended up being a low screamer...a bit too low, unfortunately. But as I said, Geese avoid me now.
Make sure you lock your windows at night.
Spoiler:
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
bag!"
