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Scream

“Do you like scary movies?”


The classic self-aware slasher. Even knowing the twists and turns of the plot, I found it compelling. At the time I saw the breakout stars as Neve Campbell, Jamie Kennedy (it was a different time) and the Cox-Arquettes. Seeing it after all this time, somehow Matthew Lillard is the clear standout. Weird.

Anyway, if you like horror or horror-comedy, Scream holds up.

   
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Has anyone seen Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon movie series?

I don't get Netflix, so I haven't been able to enjoy the films.

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Don’t bother. They are not even worth a rage watch. The plot makes no sense, the characters are universally awful, poorly explained and demand zero empathy, it’s more techno-fantasy than sci-fi and adds up to about 5 hours of “well that might as well happen now”.


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Actually just go and watch the relevant pitch meeting episodes and you don’t need to watch the films.

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 Lathe Biosas wrote:
Has anyone seen Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon movie series?

I don't get Netflix, so I haven't been able to enjoy the films.


Watch a documentary on wheat farming, and a WW2 film back to back. Its the same experience, just no slo-mo.

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I feel like all you need to know about Rebel Moon is that since the second bombed even harder than the first the third has entered limbo and currently Snyder has no major projects in the work except a project to get a major project that doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

After getting his fans to badger Warner Bros into losing money and then losing Netflix even more money, I'm kind of hoping he's finally out of work and I never have to hear his idiotic opinions highlighted in my face ever again. It's been pretty great being able to forget he exists the past year.

   
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Oh wow. I went from never hearing of these movies to being strangely appalled and intrigued simultaneously.

One of my friends said it was like "a bad Star Wars fan film directed and written by Zack Snyder."

I'll pass on it for now.

Thank you!

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Even I couldn’t watch all of the first one.

It feels like some cheeky scamp had dressed up as a cleaner at a Hollywood Writer’s room, and spent the night not cleaning, but scuttling between rooms, lifting any bits of paper found in a bin, then stapled those together haphazardly into a script, then filmed it just to see what would happen,

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The full Rebel Moon movies are fine. You have to be able to tolerate Snyderific random slow motion randomly inserted into random scenes, randomly, but aside from that they're reasonably well done space opera. Certainly better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Not that it's a high bar to clear.

The great flaw of them was that some genius at Netflix thought it was a good idea to release mangled versions of the movies that cut a swath of story and character development, let people form an opinion based on cuts that made precious little sense, and then expected them to come back to watch the complete versions that don't have the issues people got hung up on. Judging by the posts above, the plan worked flawlessly.

Also, y'all don't know what's good.

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It's a constant cycle. Producers and cinema groups are hyper fixated on time limits because shorter production means more runs in the day which means more profits.

In theory streaming cuts that out a bit, but a lot of those theories are still heavily embedded.



Directors can suffer the other problem - Gangs of New York cut something like 8 hours of film time from the final cut of the film.


In the middle there's a sweet spot, but you can certainly tell that a lot of cuts end up happening because they are done and approved by people who
1) Focus on time above all else
2) Have been watching the film over and over and over for hours on end and know every twist and turn of the story. So if a chunk is missing it doesn't matter because they are mentally filling those details in and failing to realise that fresh viewers won't.


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Had no interest in watching those films what so ever. Space fantasy Snyder streamer 'content'.... I'll pass.On top of that I heard bad, bad things about them.

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The Rebel Moon movies are Snyder taking 6 hours and $166million to make a space version of The Seven Samurai.

Roger Corman produced a movie that did it in 105 minutes and only cost $2million. And that movie has a score by James Horner.

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And George Peppard. And Robert Vaughn. And one of the most pneumatic chests to ever grace the family friendly cinema screen.

The ship has knockers as well.

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That movie was so much better than it should have been. Roger Corman made a better Star Wars movie than Disney ever managed.

   
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Roger Corman was a genius. He knew how to put together the right talent and just enough of a budget to make a real movie, and unlike many other b-movie filmmakers, he knew where to throw that extra bit of cash to get the most bang for your buck on the screen, be that in the music, the effects etc.

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