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Yes, really. I need answers, and for God-Emperor's sake I need them now.

There's 23 factions in 40. (24 if you count Imperial Titans).
are there that many flavors of Doritos?

ccs wrote:
There's 23 factions in 40. (24 if you count Imperial Titans).
are there that many flavors of Doritos?

Shockingly there are 220 varieties total, in fact. Source: https://www.taquitos.net/snack_guide/Doritos

Khorne is nacho cheese, tzeentch is cool ranch, slaanesh is spicy sweet chili, and nurgle is just an empty bag

 Heretic Tom wrote:
Khorne is nacho cheese, tzeentch is cool ranch, slaanesh is spicy sweet chili, and nurgle is just an empty bag

Love this. I think this is accurate, except nurgle might be the weird lime flavor, lol

Eldar = Cool Original.

1. They’re cool.
2. They’re cool.
3. Sure they’re based on Elves, but sure they’re the first Spehss Elves
4. They’re cool
5. They’re fairly tasty.

Emperor's children are the people who buy their own dorito powder and dump it all on one chip so it’s 95%seasoning, 4% other, 1% chip. Or well, given the chaos they’d probably scrape the dust off every single chip to dump it into one chip, leaving the rest as sad flavorless chips for everyone else in the house to deal with.

Custodes are golden sriracha because gold and even though they are different from the usual and should be seen as such, people just think of them as the same as regular Doritos but slightly spicy. Also, apparently it was inspired by yellow and green sriracha Doritos, and the Talons of the emperor have both custodies and the sisters of silence.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Eldar = Cool Original.

1. They’re cool.
2. They’re cool.
3. Sure they’re based on Elves, but sure they’re the first Spehss Elves
4. They’re cool
5. They’re fairly tasty.

Perfect logic, 10/10. I do actually think you're right on this one though, lol.

The_Pilot wrote:Emperor's children are the people who buy their own dorito powder and dump it all on one chip so it’s 95%seasoning, 4% other, 1% chip. Or well, given the chaos they’d probably scrape the dust off every single chip to dump it into one chip, leaving the rest as sad flavorless chips for everyone else in the house to deal with.

Custodes are golden sriracha because gold and even though they are different from the usual and should be seen as such, people just think of them as the same as regular Doritos but slightly spicy. Also, apparently it was inspired by yellow and green sriracha Doritos, and the Talons of the emperor have both custodies and the sisters of silence.

Emperor's children making 1 OMEGACHIP feels very on brand .
I actually just tried the golden sriracha ones a day or two ago, and this feels accurate. They're actually quite a lot more different than I expected them to be.

Imperial Guard could be the 30 Oz. Nacho Cheese super pack
https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/doritos-tortilla-chips%2C-nacho-cheese%2C-30-oz.product.11269937.html

Quite down to earth beside the others, but it gets the job done and there are more then enough to go around

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Eldar = Cool Original.

1. They’re cool.
2. They’re cool.
3. Sure they’re based on Elves, but sure they’re the first Spehss Elves
4. They’re cool
5. They’re fairly tasty.

They must sell different Doritos Stateside.

Because Cool Doritos don't scream foul xenos flavor to me.

Now if you'd said "Mountain Dew flavored Doritos," I could understand. Because Mountain Dew Flavored Doritos sound like a horrible idea and something that every Emperor-fearing human would instantly know deep down in their heart that such a thing was abhorrent and wrong on many levels... just like Eldar.

Legion of the Damned = Flamin’ Hot.

Not that Flamin’ Hot are actually spicy. Or I’ve reached the Dave Lister Two Taste Buds situation.