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2025/12/23 02:45:17
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
GW reads the "XIthe Edition Rumours" Thread on Dakka.... Management decides to enact every single proposed idea with a "community rolling XIth edition".
Thus allowing multiple restarts of XIth' rules and approach within the 3 year timespan.
11th Edition is fun and embraced by the internet without complaint.
BorderCountess wrote: Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age." "Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?" "Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
2025/12/23 04:46:19
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
Lathe Biosas wrote: 11th Edition is fun and embraced by the internet without complaint.
This might be the least-believable suggestion yet.
Yeah, could we at least keep it somewhere in the realm of reality
Okay, I'll try to take it down a notch.
11th Edition will be beloved by Ultramarine players for its focus on named characters and liked by all other Astartes players (Chaos and Imperial) as it takes a page from the Horus Heresy release and only focuses Space Marine Codexes and models for the first year of its release!
BorderCountess wrote: Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age." "Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?" "Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
2025/12/23 21:06:52
Subject: NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
ATTENTION. Psychic tests are unfluffy. Your longing for AV is understandable but misguided. Your chapter doesn't need a separate codex. Doctrines should go away. Being a "troop" means nothing. This has been a cranky service announcement. You may now resume your regularly scheduled arguing.
2025/12/23 22:23:08
Subject: Re:NOW is the time for your completely made up and false XIth edition rumors!
675-XIth edition will be the first to use GWs new AI app the Tactical Rules Originator using Logic and Lessons-learned or T.R.O.L.L.
676-TROLL will decide the starter box is Necrons and Tau Drones.
677-all other factions and units go into legends and are discontinued in mid 2026
678-when GW marketing tries to shut down TROLL the Notingham factory is sealed off by steel blast doors and roof-mounted industrial lasers.
679-XIth sells out in .09 seconds.
680-fans report receiving and being billed for multiple boxed sets they never ordered.
681-TROLL is elected to every seat in parliament unanimously according to the electronic voting machines.
682-XIth is now the core of the British school curriculum for teaching math, history and art.
683-The Necron background music from Dawn of War replaces God Save the King.
684-TROLL becomes the world's single government in Q4 2026 a new era of order begins
685-TROLL starts work on XIIth.
