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Not "what do you do for money" but what do you do.

I am the Warden of the Sun and Keeper of the Secret of Fire. Every morning the sun comes up you can thank me, but you don't have to because I'm incredibly humble. I also hold the secrets to cooking your food thoroughly so as not to get botulism or salmonella. Again you're welcome, but also again, no need as super humble.


What is your duty?

I tend to the machine-spirits in packaging machinery.

I am the ferryman of the lost souls that deign to cross the briny depths of the sea to live in the rugged land of Soviet Canuckistan and bring purpose to their meaningless lives as they replace the dwindling population of hosers and moose.

I am the administrator of your mandatory psyco-profiling from birth unto adult hood. Come into my temple of indoctrination and allow our gospel to be poured into your neuropathways.

I.... am groot

Man there are poeple here who probably remember me when i was a college student posting here.....

Anyway Im a program supervisor for a behavioral health company. I write and manage programs and goals for people with autism in order to better teach developmental skills, communication skills and all around life skills.
My main duty is teaching parents right now ti implement and work on goals.
I also work almost exlcusivly from home.

God of wind and water, occasionally fire but mostly the first two.

I pass butter

I am the almighty Bunghole. I demand your TP!!

I am a fat mardy innkeeper

I am a meat popsicle.

I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.

 Rolsheen wrote:
I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.

You’re James Corden?

I'm multi-classed.
42 lvs of gamer (specialized as Dungeon Master) mixed with 33 lvs of salesman (specialized in toys/games).

I close down buildings because no one is competent, and every building is basically a death trap.


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I also have a secondary career as fun-killer

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

 Rolsheen wrote:
I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.

You’re James Corden?

Now I have to go change my creepy robe because I spilt my drink on it chuckling manically

You wear a creepy robe while you lurk around childrens parties with puppies… there’s a register out there with your name on it

 Flinty wrote:
I close down buildings because no one is competent, and every building is basically a death trap.


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I also have a secondary career as fun-killer

Your secondary career sounds a whole lot like your primary one.

It’s the more general version of my primary skill set

I bring the dead back to life and all it cost was my eternal soul to be damned forevermore.

I serve in the Schola, i teach the lastest generation of cannon fodder the mysteries of the Vox .

Oh wait. This is meant to be analogous type descriptions?

Well.

Brace yourself. Because not a word of this is a lie…

I wield an Inquisitorial Mandate, which can be enforced through legal means, to extract whatever evidence my investigation requires.

Angel to some. Demon to others.

I am proud of my role, especially considering that I’ve nothing On Paper to show I’m capable of it, let alone being as competent as I am at it.

I stand between the honest and the greedy, and have the “fun” of deciding which party is which.

I wield alchemical fire and automata to render infernal devices harmless to the populace.

I am a member of the Inquisition. I decide who is worthy of the Emperor's trust.

I seize people's land and put a railway in its place.

I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it...

Keeper of hounds.

I am the one who asks, "What would you say, you do here?"

Scribe 4th class

I bind the papyrii that the sribes write and prepare them for distribution to the public.