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2022/07/28 22:59:19
Subject: Dakka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Not "what do you do for money" but what do you do.
I am the Warden of the Sun and Keeper of the Secret of Fire. Every morning the sun comes up you can thank me, but you don't have to because I'm incredibly humble. I also hold the secrets to cooking your food thoroughly so as not to get botulism or salmonella. Again you're welcome, but also again, no need as super humble.
What is your duty?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2022/08/03 06:48:26
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2022/07/29 00:52:01
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I tend to the machine-spirits in packaging machinery.
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2022/07/29 02:29:34
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Gargantuan Gargant
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I am the ferryman of the lost souls that deign to cross the briny depths of the sea to live in the rugged land of Soviet Canuckistan and bring purpose to their meaningless lives as they replace the dwindling population of hosers and moose.
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2022/07/29 03:40:32
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Frater Militia
Snohomish, WA
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I am the administrator of your mandatory psyco-profiling from birth unto adult hood. Come into my temple of indoctrination and allow our gospel to be poured into your neuropathways.
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2022/07/29 04:59:20
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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I.... am groot
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Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
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2022/07/29 05:29:35
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Man there are poeple here who probably remember me when i was a college student posting here.....
Anyway Im a program supervisor for a behavioral health company. I write and manage programs and goals for people with autism in order to better teach developmental skills, communication skills and all around life skills.
My main duty is teaching parents right now ti implement and work on goals.
I also work almost exlcusivly from home.
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2022/07/29 07:01:07
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Grizzled Space Wolves Great Wolf
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God of wind and water, occasionally fire but mostly the first two.
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2022/07/29 08:10:56
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Foxy Wildborne
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I pass butter
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Posters on ignore list: 36
40k Potica Edition - 40k patch with reactions, suppression and all that good stuff. Feedback thread here.
Gangs of Nu Ork - Necromunda / Gorkamorka expansion supporting all faction. Feedback thread here. |
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2022/07/29 09:18:36
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I am the almighty Bunghole. I demand your TP!!
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2022/07/29 09:22:12
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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[DCM]
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I am a fat mardy innkeeper
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2022/07/30 04:46:04
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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I am a meat popsicle.
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2022/07/30 08:50:41
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Speed Drybrushing
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I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.
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Not a GW apologist |
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2022/07/30 08:57:30
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Rolsheen wrote:I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.
You’re James Corden?
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2022/07/30 11:15:22
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm multi-classed.
42 lvs of gamer (specialized as Dungeon Master) mixed with 33 lvs of salesman (specialized in toys/games).
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2022/07/30 11:26:32
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Leader of the Sept
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I close down buildings because no one is competent, and every building is basically a death trap. Automatically Appended Next Post: I also have a secondary career as fun-killer
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2022/07/30 11:27:24
Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/07/30 11:43:55
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Speed Drybrushing
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote: Rolsheen wrote:I am the Faceless One, assassin of joy and happiness. I spread my dark cloud of misery over kids birthday parties and puppy videos.
You’re James Corden?
Now I have to go change my creepy robe because I spilt my drink on it chuckling manically
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Not a GW apologist |
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2022/07/30 12:59:07
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Leader of the Sept
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You wear a creepy robe while you lurk around childrens parties with puppies… there’s a register out there with your name on it
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/07/30 15:24:48
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Grizzled Space Wolves Great Wolf
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Flinty wrote:I close down buildings because no one is competent, and every building is basically a death trap.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I also have a secondary career as fun-killer
Your secondary career sounds a whole lot like your primary one.
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2022/07/30 16:19:30
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Leader of the Sept
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It’s the more general version of my primary skill set
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/07/30 16:35:44
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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I bring the dead back to life and all it cost was my eternal soul to be damned forevermore.
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2022/07/30 17:27:41
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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I serve in the Schola, i teach the lastest generation of cannon fodder the mysteries of the Vox .
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To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
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2022/07/30 17:30:14
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Oh wait. This is meant to be analogous type descriptions?
Well.
Brace yourself. Because not a word of this is a lie…
I wield an Inquisitorial Mandate, which can be enforced through legal means, to extract whatever evidence my investigation requires.
Angel to some. Demon to others.
I am proud of my role, especially considering that I’ve nothing On Paper to show I’m capable of it, let alone being as competent as I am at it.
I stand between the honest and the greedy, and have the “fun” of deciding which party is which.
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2022/07/31 09:33:59
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Thane of Dol Guldur
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I wield alchemical fire and automata to render infernal devices harmless to the populace.
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Heresy World Eaters/Emperors Children
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2022/08/01 06:04:57
Subject: Re:Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
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I am a member of the Inquisition. I decide who is worthy of the Emperor's trust.
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2022/08/01 09:17:30
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Lord of the Fleet
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I seize people's land and put a railway in its place.
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2022/08/01 10:46:20
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm a professional cynic, but my heart's not in it...
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2021-4 Plog - Here we go again... - my fifth attempt at a Dakka PLOG
My Pile of Potential - updates ongoing...
Gamgee on Tau Players wrote:we all kill cats and sell our own families to the devil and eat live puppies.
Kanluwen wrote:This is, emphatically, why I will continue suggesting nuking Guard and starting over again. It's a legacy army that needs to be rebooted with a new focal point.
Confirmation of why no-one should listen to Kanluwen when it comes to the IG - he doesn't want the IG, he want's Kan's New Model Army...
tneva82 wrote:You aren't even trying ty pretend for honest arqument. Open bad faith trolling. - No reason to keep this here, unless people want to use it for something... |
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2022/08/01 12:08:42
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Keeper of hounds.
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2022/08/01 17:10:04
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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I am the one who asks, "What would you say, you do here?"
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2022/08/01 17:11:14
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
London
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Scribe 4th class
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2022/08/02 18:03:27
Subject: Daskka, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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I bind the papyrii that the sribes write and prepare them for distribution to the public.
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You shouldn't be worried about the one bullet with your name on it, Boldric. You should be worried about the ones labelled "to whom it may concern"-from Blackadder goes Forth!
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