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After watching an ungodly amount of Transformers films lately... I couldn't help but fall in love with the overly epic (and sometimes really dumb) Optimus Prime speeches peppered throughout the saga...

Whenever you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul. Defend this family, Autobots, as they have you. Defend all they can be. There are mysteries to the universe were never meant to solve, but who we are, and why we are here, are not among them. Those answers we carry inside. I, am Optimus Prime, and this message is to my creators: Leave planet Earth alone, because I’m coming for you!


In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be days where we lose faith. Days where allies turn against us. But the day will never come, where we forsake this planet and its people.


Fate has yielded its reward, a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret. Waiting. Protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there’s more to them than meets the eye. I, am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.


What are some of your favorite overly epic movie speeches?

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I’m not sure I’d call them speeches or just monologues, however one film that has this in abundance is JFK. A film i rewatched recently.

Donald Sutherland has a great monologue that’s epic in its own right. It is eclipsed by Kevin Costner’s half hour monologue at the culmination of the film though.

I’m not going to paste the whole Kevin Costner monologue here but one line that has stuck with me is “A true patriot must always be ready to defend his country from his government.”
   
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Blade runner is a classic.

Mystery Men is an underrated movie, but has a great speech from the shoveler.

I forget which giant shark movie it was, but one of them had a classic epic speech, punctuated with the shark eating the guy giving it.

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 Nevelon wrote:

I forget which giant shark movie it was, but one of them had a classic epic speech, punctuated with the shark eating the guy giving it.


Samuel L Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
   
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 Nevelon wrote:
Mystery Men is an underrated movie, but has a great speech from the shoveler.
That movie was written for the speeches/monolgues. There are lots, each as ridiculous as the last.

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I personally feel Ivanova’s “God sent me” speech is a little over the top.

   
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Another favorite from the greatest French production: Taken


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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Theoden, Battle of Pelennor Fields.

Not just the words, but the pitch perfect delivery.

Marred only by the Orc Captain’s subsequent order to “fire at will”.

One does not, and indeed cannot, “fire” a bow. I’ll accept shoot or loose. But never “fire”.

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From the greatest movie of the 21st Century...... Speed Racer delivered by the villain Royalton that culminates with......

'Are you ready to put down your toys and become a real race car driver!"


We quote this a lot in the Easy E household.


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Not so much a speech giver, but Pinhead has many fantastic lines across the Hellraiser movies. Even in some of the dodgier ones.

At least when it’s Doug Bradley. Again, it’s all in the delivery, not just voice but the physical performance. Examples?

“Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?”

“Oh no tears, please. It’s such a waste of good suffering”

Bad Guy “Jesus Christ!”. Pinhead “Not Quite”

“Pain? How dare you use that word. What you think of as pain is merely a shadow. Pain has a face, allow me to shot it to you. Gentlemen. I. Am. Pain.”

“Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell”

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The Cenobytes are all so very quote worthy!
Theres also Flight of dragons:
Sir Orin Neville Smythes speach - 'Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time, seek one last heart of evil, still one last life of pain. Cut well, old friend, and then farewell.'
   
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Also? Not at all movies, but from the pages from out of off of Viz (Britain’s 4th, possibly 5th, most popular adult grin mag)?

Raffles The Gentleman Thug

It’s basically how to swear, threaten and intimidate using fancy la-di-da Victorian/Edwardian language.

Fornicate That!

Could you ask them that they address any complaints to my manual extremity, as my physiognomy does not appear to be listening at present

Is your collquy designated at me?

I vouchsafed are you scrutinizing the aesthetic exterior of my bird? You are, aren’t you? You’re regarding her embonpoint, you dirty little fornicator!

You sizeablle lady’s chemise!

Remove your decollétage from its corsetry for the delectation of the gentlemen present!

Run like coitus, it's the putrescence!



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The Greatest Kirk speech from Trek:

They used to say if man could fly, he'd have wings, but he did fly. He discovered he had to.

Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and then to the nearest star? That's like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great-great-great-great grandfather used to.

I'm in command. I could order this, but I'm not because Doctor McCoy is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this, but I must point out that the possibilities - the potential for knowledge and advancement - is equally great.

Risk! Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her.

You may dissent without prejudice.

Do I hear a negative vote?

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Roland Tembo wins this academy award everytime...





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Let's don't forget Idris Elba's speech in Pacific Rim, the one that ends with "TODAY, WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE!"

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Obligatory mention of Bill Pullman in Independence Day.

Not a movie, but its a great monologue - Stellan Skarsgard's Andor piece was excellent.

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My Favorites from movies:

1. 300

"Just there the barbarians huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of 300. Yet they stare now across the plain at 10,000 Spartans commanding 30,000 free Greeks! The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks, men, to Leonidas and the brave 300! TO VICTORY!" -Dilios


2. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!" - Aragorn


3. Blade Runner

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." - Roy Batty


4. Street Fighter

"Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideas like peace, freedom and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home.

Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!"
- Colonel Guile

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Basically everything Erwin does in Attack on Titan goes hard;







Also habitually nails the utter insane reality behind fiction epic speeches in darkly twisted way (that you're basically talking people into killing themselves with the vague promise it'll matter someday).

Though, I am also eternally a fan of Nobunaga's speech at Okehazama;

"Imagawa has 40,000 men marching toward this place? I don't believe that. He 'only' has 25,000 soldiers. Yes, that is still too many. So, Sado, you want me to surrender. What if we do surrender? Will you get content with losing your life that way? Or what if we hold on like Katsuie wants me to? What if we stay here in this castle, lock it up, and wait until the Imagawas lose appetite and stop the siege and go home? We will be able to prolong our lives for five or ten days, and what we cannot defend will still be undefendable. We are at the bottom of the pit, you know. And our fate is interesting. Of course the misery is too great, too. But this is how I see it: this is a chance in a lifetime. I can't afford to miss this. Do you really want to spend your entire lives praying for longevity? We were born in order to die! Whoever is with me, come to the battlefield tomorrow morning. Whoever is not, just stay wherever you are and watch me win it!"


EDIT: We've got some Star Trek in here but not the sulty tones of Sir Patrick Stewart.




(though how this scene starts gets awkward in a movie later)

And Sisko in the best monologue Avery Brooks ever delivered on screen;


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That Nobunaga speech reminds me of Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers which (I think) itself comes from a story about the US Marine Corp at Beleau(sp) Wood during WWI.

It goes a little something like this:

Come on you apes. Do you want to live forever?"

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Col Tim Collins - all the more powerful for being a real speech.


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 Flinty wrote:
Obligatory mention of Bill Pullman in Independence Day.

Not a movie, but its a great monologue - Stellan Skarsgard's Andor piece was excellent.


Bill Pullman gave a speech at the graduation of the college my brother had attended. If i recall one of his kids had attended there in the past or something
At first it was like "cool, its the independence day guy". then he rambled on for something like 40 minutes while also plugging whatever project he was currently
working on. first part of his talk was cool though, he pulled notes from his movie speech
   
 
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