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2010/10/02 21:45:54
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I ain't readin all that gak!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/10/02 21:55:31
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Dear OP,
tl;dr
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2010/10/02 21:56:17
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG me
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12 
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2010/10/02 21:57:13
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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2010/10/02 21:57:58
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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ok.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
then they kicked me out again
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/02 21:58:17
del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/02 22:54:15
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I want back the 7 minutes of my life you just stole.
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2010/10/03 05:13:52
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Tunneling Trygon
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Battle brother Lucifer's joke was far better.
And by the way, I read about half the joke, went down to the punchline, and still got it. I've wasted my time in many ways, but this was just pathetic.
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2010/10/03 05:27:19
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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You Sunk My Battleship!
Greater Portland Area, Maine
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Took about half an hour to read, unfunny.
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2010/10/03 11:55:51
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Sheffield, City of University and Northern-ness
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that joke was 18 pages and 11101 words long.
We are NOT amused. Automatically Appended Next Post: whatwhat wrote:I thought the longest joke ever was George Bush's term as president.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/03 12:00:43
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2010/10/03 13:33:31
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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Off to the wolves for that wall of text you call a joke. Stuff like this usually for the spam pit anyway
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 17:50:14
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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*sigh*
Dear Mods,
Hi, my name's Albatross. You may remember me from such internet arguments as 'Is God Real?', 'What is Atheism', and 'Ask a Communist'.
Now, I'm a reasonable kind of chap. Well, relative to the internet as a whole in any case. I'm also pretty tolerant - sure, people compare me to Hitler sometimes. But that's only really because I'm a fascist who doesn't believe in god, and who only has one testicle. I mean, I've hardly killed ANY jews at all, really.
I'll come to the point - if you don't permaban warboss spinetwizta with all haste, I might just punch a horse, then saw a baby in half, culminating with - and I have a feeling you're gonna enjoy this - me ramming a handful of lit fireworks up my arse and firing them into the night sky like god-damn bonfire night.
Yours sincerely,
The Albatross.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/10/03 18:05:02
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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Thank you for the mental image allbatross
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 18:23:41
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I'm with Alby on this one. At least send the kid on holiday until he's at least 14.
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2010/10/03 18:35:29
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Or ban his IP so we never hear from him again 
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2010/10/03 19:12:47
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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lucifer everyone knows IP bans dont work anymore
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 19:15:31
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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2010/10/03 19:18:10
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Major
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2010/10/03 19:22:23
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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why i am eating turkey and singing on broadway.
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 19:23:42
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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I want you to get banned so bad.
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2010/10/03 21:37:30
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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warboss spinetwizta wrote:lucifer everyone knows IP bans dont work anymore
Be that as it may, I think you need to be purged from this site like a supermodel's lunch.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/10/03 23:36:51
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Oh feth you, feth you, an overly long story with a horrible punchline, whoever thought up that one needs to fellate a loaded handgun.
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2010/10/03 23:46:46
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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BrookM wrote:Oh feth you, feth you, an overly long story with a horrible punchline, whoever thought up that one needs to fellate a loaded handgun.
he did......you insesitive gak
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 23:51:21
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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warboss spinetwizta wrote:BrookM wrote:Oh feth you, feth you, an overly long story with a horrible punchline, whoever thought up that one needs to fellate a loaded handgun.
he did......you insesitive gak
I hate you so much you little troll.
Get off the interwebs until you are an appropriate age. I've met seven year olds who are more mature than you.
I bet you are one of those high pitched whiny kids on Xbox live, always crying and complaining when they get owned.
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2010/10/03 23:53:12
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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no no i am not
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/03 23:54:23
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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This argument is making me pretty horny. Not gonna lie.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2010/10/03 23:58:01
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/10/03 23:58:05
Subject: Re:longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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Anyone know a mod who will sympathize with me and temp-ban him?
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2010/10/04 00:19:59
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Superior Stormvermin
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who the living hell is gailbraithe? 
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/10/04 00:25:01
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Stormin' Stompa
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warboss spinetwizta wrote:
who the living hell is gailbraithe?
Seriously? Get off dakkadakka if you can't even recognize his name.
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2010/10/04 00:30:25
Subject: longest but funniest joke EVER!
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
The Ministry of Love: Room 101
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Come now, surely hes not *that* famous...
Although it was a world class meltdown I guess.
Anyway to OP:
If you'd please be so kind as to return to whichever chan you came from, I'm sure we'd all be much obliged.
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