2BlackJack1 wrote:
That'll take awhile to completely level WK. And I doubt Randall will be happy if any of his assets are destroyed. But, if you want to, I can't really stop you from trying to bomb it.

It's just an idea I have. One of many, I apologize for writing at a glacial pace, I've been busy with my spring class for college the last few weeks, and with things grinding to a halt for a bit thanks to this Gargant business....

And I apologize in turn for not getting a whole lot of work done on the gargant event so far. You know, I'm starting to get a small inkling of just what Smudge went through, though this is hardly as eventful, nor will mine be as jaw dropping.

Still a start though. And I have faith in you and your abilities.

GO GET EM BOY!

I'm a bit worried about Kharne's Crons'. They're throwing a wrench into my plans to hinder EoN's efforts to hold off Chazz


EDIT:
Rolled a victory for my Eldar, the Cultists of Hive Cogger are about to get a rude awakening....

Ho damn, I'm stayin right away from that place. I'll be like gandalf, and like, go and fight Sauron or something.

I'm all for evening the playing field. As such, I'll be waiting for EoN's retaliation. Nothing personal WK, I'd do the same for you. Like what Ta'lok would say, it's just business.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Ho damn, I'm stayin right away from that place. I'll be like gandalf, and like, go and fight Sauron or something.

I'd definitely avoid the Hive for a while. You might trip on a landmine

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I'm all for evening the playing field. As such, I'll be waiting for EoN's retaliation. Nothing personal WK, I'd do the same for you. Like what Ta'lok would say, it's just business.

I'm all for it as well. Doesn't mean I necessarily like it, but fair's fair.

ITS OFF TO DOL GULDUR WE(I) GO!

*Goes the opposite direction of Cogger*

Oh you're no fun Vanden.

Neither was gandalf.

Gandalf was cool though, you're not.

Ouch. Ima pull a "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" and drop you down a deep and dark chasm.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Ouch. Ima pull a "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" and drop you down a deep and dark chasm.

Marine please You refuse to enter Cogger, so I'd love to see you try

Cogger shall be acquired in the name of the God Emperor.

 Drakka77 wrote:
Cogger shall be acquired in the name of the God Emperor.

You can have it. It's a crap-hole. My Eldar are just here to try to slow down EoN's progress.

Just saying my guardsmen will go where even marines are afraid to tread. Besides Hives have production resources.

 Drakka77 wrote:
Just saying my guardsmen will go where even marines are afraid to tread. Besides Hives have production resources.

Again, you can have it. I have zero interest in holding this Hive. I just want to impede Chaos' progress

So, anyone want to guess who the prophet is?

I KNOW I KNOW!

It's a Necron.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I KNOW I KNOW!

It's a Necron.

No, although... you just gave me an idea

Tactical_Spam wrote:Isn't that the whole Remnant thing though? Nobody uses names because only their title is worth remembering?

The regular footsoldiers use their original names, unless they don't want to themselves (like the Alpha Legionnaire). The senior officers usually go by their title, as it reinforces the warband's hierachy, and because most of them have rather thoroughly cut all links to their past anyway.

Sgt_Smudge wrote:
It fits in with the characters. They have been their roles for so long, it's all that's left of them - service to something unnamed and unknown that they've taken on that aspect. Now, all they are is just that - a Sorcerer and Commander for an unknown purpose, with their old purpose and identity lost for all intents and purposes. Hell, they may even have forgotten what they were themselves, such is the path of a Renegade.
No songs in your name, no statue in your honour. Just nameless hatred and scorn from those who once called you brother.

Damn Smudge, I'm starting to think you know my army better than I myself do Your descriptions of the Remnants are always so apt, I'm starting to wonder if you might have really been touched by Chaos in the last Crusade...


Will you be joining us soon.... Brother?

Proud to disappoint.

Wait...Damn, two times in a row...

Vanden, what exploit will our chapters carry out next?

I dunno. I'm turtling this gak up. You're probably going to ram the gak out of something, so yea. Maybe we can ram them with a turtle?

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm a bit worried about Kharne's Crons'. They're throwing a wrench into my plans to hinder EoN's efforts to hold off Chazz


EDIT:
Rolled a victory for my Eldar, the Cultists of Hive Cogger are about to get a rude awakening....

That is gonna set my plans for Cogger into utter turmoil.

Kharne there is only room for one prophet on Crion and its moons and he serves the big daddy

You realize at one stage or another, Chazz is gonna get sick of this and just order the battle barges in orbit to bomb the gak out of Cogger right? He is Inquisitorial after all...

Tut tut, battleships are npc. Although lore wise it would be the most practical solution

Apologies for my laxity, I've just been getting back into the swing of things. I'll be working alongside Palleus on writing up the next chunk, and then who knows what'll happen.

 Irishpeacockz wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm a bit worried about Kharne's Crons'. They're throwing a wrench into my plans to hinder EoN's efforts to hold off Chazz


EDIT:
Rolled a victory for my Eldar, the Cultists of Hive Cogger are about to get a rude awakening....

That is gonna set my plans for Cogger into utter turmoil.

Kharne there is only room for one prophet on Crion and its moons and he is Ewyrt'eikl

Fixed it for you.

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm contemplating trying to blow up Hive Cogger.

With a single strikeforce of Eldar? Not sure I see that happening

Oh ya I forgot about that guy, hows he doing ? Still into those rituals ?

I think he meant with the guard, EoN, but if anyone tries leveling the entire hive, they'll make themselves quite the target.

Okay, thanks to BlackJack we have roll results. Will begin work promptly, but since this did take a while I'll offer some teasers.

Lamech returns and is mildly peeved at the Eldar.

Mordecai hatches a daring plan to cripple the Penal Legion.

The cultists deploy a new ally to counter the Wyrm riders.

And EoN drinks a lot of caffeine. But that was going to happen anyways.

I'm definitely with you on the last one EoN. Not sure how else I'm going to finish this gargant event.

Next piece is up, now the writing on the real piece begins .....

Great so Cultists inside and out of Cogger. This is going to get ugly for a two fold seige. Maybe I should just Let Irish in and then bottle him with everyone else.

Chazz / Inquisitor Randall its time for Orbital Bombardment and call our losses. Or maybe we need jus all the Guard. ( Second Imperial Army is an idea but maybe be a Knight House or release a full Cult Mechanicus Legion or Bloodmoon Hunters Company)

I knew going for the Tillers was a good idea

We do have knights and Admech already. However, the Knights aren't really being used very much, and the Admech is being ran by Buttery Commisar, who is catching up while dealing with work related activities, which is understandable.

Also, I plan on having the gargant event done by Thursday or Friday.

Whooo gargant hype

Well. That settles it. Time to burn that whole area to the ground.

Should have my Eldar blurb up by the end of the day tomorrow. Not that exciting, but it proves that I'm not dead

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Okay, thanks to BlackJack we have roll results. Will begin work promptly, but since this did take a while I'll offer some teasers.

Lamech returns and is mildly peeved at the Eldar.

Mordecai hatches a daring plan to cripple the Penal Legion.

The cultists deploy a new ally to counter the Wyrm riders.

And EoN drinks a lot of caffeine. But that was going to happen anyways.

Guesses

Plan - Trap and collapse part of the city on them?

New ally - Necrons or Nugle Cultists?

Drakka, why must it be one or the other

Because everyone has been reminding EoN about his Necron allies ( Who are on their way) and you just posted that your on your way.

C'mon a chaos sorcerer cant ride around in his own Thunderhawk anymore without being accused of heresy? He merely found out where Cogger was and went for a ride, complete coincidence i swear

I'd be careful about going near the Hive Irish. I hear there are lots of land mines in there.

Unless my ships crash, your land mines cant do gak

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Unless my ships crash, your land mines cant do gak

Ah, but when you land things will be great.

I hope EoN has some part of Cogger secured

He does. He just has Eldar skirting around in the vents, and Chazz bearing down on him

 War Kitten wrote:
He does. He just has Eldar skirting around in the vents, and Chazz bearing down on him

And a bunch of wyrm riders up in my grill. That's pretty accurate.

Have the city for now. We will just let the city fester and die with no food or water going me.

TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
He does. He just has Eldar skirting around in the vents, and Chazz bearing down on him

And a bunch of wyrm riders up in my grill. That's pretty accurate.

How could I have forgotten about the Wyrm Riders? Yep, they're making life fun for you as well

Drakka77 wrote:Have the city for now. We will just let the city fester and die with no food or water going me.

You want to just try and starve em' out?

It is an effective strategy.

 Drakka77 wrote:
It is an effective strategy.

Maybe, but Chazz's Inquisitor might get just a wee bit irritated with you for camping outside while he's fighting

Who said I wouldn't be fighting as well? I am just not sacrificing majority of my forces on what looks whats going to be tons of bad juju on my Wyrms. I don't favor holding off three armies with two till you guys are done playing with homicidal fungus.

My Guard would be there to help, and my Eldar are indifferent to you unless you start shooting at them.

 Drakka77 wrote:
homicidal fungus

I don't think the orks have made it up to this party yet.

Ba dum tiss.

The Gargant party is holding up this party lol that was the point.

You'll forgive me if I missed that. I'm a tad loopy from my dental appointment.

 Drakka77 wrote:
The Gargant party is holding up this party lol that was the point.

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A GARGANT PARTY, BECAUSE A GARGANT PARTY DON'T STOP!

*side effects may include: exterminatus, Space Marines, Imperial Guard airstrikes and artillery, or results may vary.

I wonder if I firebomb the swamps closest to me, if I might hit Irishs blobs. Might have to try it out.

*vibrating with excitement*
I can't wait for the Gargant! I want to go hunt some Orks! Or maybe some Chaos if Drakka still needs/want my Guard to lend a helping hand.

 Palleus wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:
The Gargant party is holding up this party lol that was the point.

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A GARGANT PARTY, BECAUSE A GARGANT PARTY DON'T STOP!

*side effects may include: exterminatus, Space Marines, Imperial Guard airstrikes and artillery, or results may vary.

I snorted coffee. Thank you for that.

Alright, about half the post is written, and Creator's Reviews have been sent to Kharne, Drakka, and Chazz. WK, I'll get yours to you tomorrow sometime, going to be passing out here shortly. 'm also caught up with the Second Sun thread so far, and props to everyone who's posted since I last read. Fine bunch of fiction we have going here.

So, I'm splitting the gargant event into 4-5 separate chunks. I can spoon feed you all each chunk as its done, giving you all roughly one chunk a day, including one late tonight if all goes to plan. Or, I can drop it all at once. It's up to you folks.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Palleus wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:
The Gargant party is holding up this party lol that was the point.

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A GARGANT PARTY, BECAUSE A GARGANT PARTY DON'T STOP!

*side effects may include: exterminatus, Space Marines, Imperial Guard airstrikes and artillery, or results may vary.

I snorted coffee. Thank you for that.

Alright, about half the post is written, and Creator's Reviews have been sent to Kharne, Drakka, and Chazz. WK, I'll get yours to you tomorrow sometime, going to be passing out here shortly. 'm also caught up with the Second Sun thread so far, and props to everyone who's posted since I last read. Fine bunch of fiction we have going here.

*taps foot impatiently*

Hey, don't get bored. You just had dental, try to say "Imperium Immaterium" five times fast.

Thats fine Blackjack. You'll be hyping us up for the entire week, so one a day seems fine.

I'm varying between bouncing off the walls with excitement and nearly passing out asleep. And I'm trying to write my Eldar blurb at the same time, and trying to figure out if I could/should send a roll for my Guard to 2BJ for going to help our Drakka (the blurb would take place post Gargant)

Wait until you see EoN's surprises. You really br bouncing.

 Drakka77 wrote:
Wait until you see EoN's surprises. You really br bouncing.

 Drakka77 wrote:
Wait until you see EoN's surprises. You really br bouncing.

Drakka, you make a great hype man. I do pay well, but it's exclusively in pictures of budgies.

I want to sig that so bad...

I just wanted to kill some cultists, what's so wrong about that? Nobody will miss them, they're cultist mooks. I kill a few and suddenly retaliation begins.

 War Kitten wrote:
I just wanted to kill some cultists, what's so wrong about that? Nobody will miss them, they're cultist mooks. I kill a few and suddenly retaliation begins.

I never meant to start a war. I just wanted to kill some of your dudes.

I CAME IN LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTER!!!!

Goodnight, folks.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I just wanted to kill some cultists, what's so wrong about that? Nobody will miss them, they're cultist mooks. I kill a few and suddenly retaliation begins.

I never meant to start a war. I just wanted to kill some of your dudes.

I CAME IN LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTER!!!!

Goodnight, folks.

See? This guy gets it. I just wanted to kill some mooks. You're Chaos, you know that Khorne only wants blood, it doesn't matter where it comes from.

 Drakka77 wrote:
It is an effective strategy.

Good thing the armies of Nurgle dont need to eat then.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I wonder if I firebomb the swamps closest to me, if I might hit Irishs blobs. Might have to try it out.

Why you do dis

Because its the only way to effectively kill you without killing my guys. Sorry Irish, but chu goin DOWN.

I should have mentioned it in my last piece but th swamp is gripped by a thick fog/mist. Of course the Cathedral of Blight is on a hill above the fog so it mightnt be an issue and with scanners .....

*Deathstrike missles are being fired*

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sheer amount of nuclear weaponry flying towards you!

Darn Choas Scum is making headway. Hope I roll good on Round two.

My poor Wyrms in round 1 of the arena known as Hive Cogger. Now that I know that Chazz and EoN are knowning what their parts are I am working on my next piece.

So, I think that I should maybe send a small force of Marines to Cogger to A, Stop WK from blowing it up, B, Beat the gak out of Chaos, and C, Get included in the Hobbit references.

Mostly the last one to be honest.

Come join Vanden, Imperials can use the help.

Hive Cogger is the best thing to happen to this crusade

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Hive Cogger is the best thing to happen to this crusade

Not the inconsistently sized daemons?

Said daemon has potential provided he shows his face again.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So, I think that I should maybe send a small force of Marines to Cogger to A, Stop WK from blowing it up, B, Beat the gak out of Chaos, and C, Get included in the Hobbit references.

Mostly the last one to be honest.

How dare you try to stop me from having my Michael Bay moment. The Iron Warriors had one, why can't I?

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Said daemon has potential provided he shows his face again.

*Faces. Ewyrht'eikl has 3 faces.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Said daemon has potential provided he shows his face again.

*Faces. Ewyrht'eikl has 3 faces.

Everyone note: This means that we are three times more likely to hit him in the face!

 Robin5t wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Said daemon has potential provided he shows his face again.

*Faces. Ewyrht'eikl has 3 faces.

Everyone note: This means that we are three times more likely to hit him in the face!

One is on his chest... It might just make him angry.

Force Earthshakers does not care where it hits

 Bobthehero wrote:
Force Earthshakers does not care where it hits

*minion voice* Bob!

I'm starting to believe that Bob's Scions are all secretly members of the Remnants.

Ok, so I'm going to do this mainly for myself but also so you guys can reference.

These are where my forces are basically at:

Sharks:
1/3 of company stationed at Torcan and one Guard company (Strikebase Apocalypse)
Rest of Sharks and Guard at Strikebase Armageddon (Where my icon is on the map)
A small force at the Village of Darby (Clerth) doing things that you'll see in the next blurb

Necrons:
Underground beneath Yankor
A small force underground at Tybalt
A larger force (around 120-150 guys and about 9-12 aircraft) inside Hive Cogger under the control of EoN.

Now I have no excuse for being lost

EDIT: I forgot to mention that you all should expect some Tau goodies.

PS: I have no idea what to color my Tau, any recommendations?

Wow that is significant. Especially the number of Necrons inside Cogger. I understand how EoN feels now with number of armies gunning for him.

Necron army inside/ Necrons on their way from outside
Cultist army inside/ Nurgle Cultists on their way from outside.

Eldar blurb is up guys, I gave EoN a bloody nose, and I named a few more characters. Life is good.

 War Kitten wrote:
Eldar blurb is up guys, I gave EoN a bloody nose, and I named a few more characters. Life is good.

Rude.

But also well-written, kudos.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Eldar blurb is up guys, I gave EoN a bloody nose, and I named a few more characters. Life is good.

Rude.

But also well-written, kudos.

Thank you for the compliment, it makes me feel better about my writing


And I know your reprisal is coming, it's just a matter of how bad it's going to be for me. I await it with dread.

WK, your writing is great, you don't need to hear it from us to believe in yourself.

TRUST IN YOUR HANDS!

EoN is about to do some bad things to my Eldar. I can feel it in my bones.

And thanks Vanden

But can you feel in your stones?

That's a really dumb pun which only makes sense if you know what Lamech is up to. So...standby.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
But can you feel in your stones?

That's a really dumb pun which only makes sense if you know what Lamech is up to. So...standby.

Don't worry. I felt it there too.

Alright, post is up. There'll be a bit to follow regarding goings-on near the Governor's Spire, but I haven't the energy tonight and I don't want to delay my honorable opponents from their plans.

EDIT: And hey, thread's up to almost 200 posts

My Marines felt it.

It tingled.

Felt that one, right in the feels.

That hurt and and now to continue typing up my response.

Okay, so it appears the Necrons are actually going to have a good time in that hive, as really, nobody was either expecting, or equipped to fight them.

So my Marines are coming to say hi after the Gargant event.

Did you RSVP for the Cogger party Vanden?

About two months ago.

Funny, we didn't get your RSVP. You are not invited to the Cogger party

I think Chazz will beg to differ. I'll gatecrash if need be.

If you gatecrash I'm sure EoN would just LOVE to greet you, with pointy sticks

Its okay, its an open event with plenty of seating. Next we will have the Roaring Wyrms performing Siege and attack.

You can be Drakka's +1, I'll call the caterer and tell him to bring more....

Oh who are we kidding. The caterer's dead, the hive's dead, we're all dead.

I'm going to be focussing solely on Kharnes Necrofriends. But as soon as more Astartes pop up, I'll be shifting my fous to them.

Edit: So I'm Drakka's date? YAY! MY FIRST PROM KING!-Erhem, I mean, oh yea, thats sweet...

Great pieces EoN and WK. I'm liking the first person for the eldar, it really helps character building. And I also love the description of the necrons, I always was a suckered for the eerie feel they have.

Thanks 2BJ, that gives me a boost of confidence coming from you

Okay, that stung a bit. My opinion doesn't mean as much...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Okay, that stung a bit. My opinion doesn't mean as much...

I said I appreciated your compliment earlier and you take offense when I say the same thing to someone else as well? Dear God you're just like my sister.

Reaction ahoy!

I have a bad feeling this is all going to end with Hive Cogger going super nova from all the people that are fighting inside it.

Shh. (sabotage power plants) (Super Nova)

Well, I think we should maybe move this fight to Crion so Chazz can do somefin.

Anybody feel like relocating a city?

My Eldar will probably leave eventually once things REALLY start heating up. My Guard I don't know...

I see Chazz has been busy.

So has EoN

But Chazz failed harder.

This is true, EoN only really had one failure.

And even then it wasn't that bad. Lamech lost an arm and a few cultists got sliced 'n' diced.

He didn't need that arm anyway

I have Crion covered. Don't worry.

 War Kitten wrote:
This is true, EoN only really had one failure.

Indeed. The dice Random.org gods have smiled upon me as of late.

Then again, trying to sneak into Chazz's camp went belly-up real fast, so there's that

Question for my fellow Coggerians. Coggerites. Coggies. Whatever.

If Lazarus were to broadcast an offer of a battlefield parley, would be have any takers? Now that the Grey Knights are re-deploying away from the city, and they are statistically the most likely to impale-on-sight. Could be a fun, different scene to write.

And he does need to stall for a bit to keep working his plans. Thoughts?

Bloody grey knights, cant leave a man set up a church in peace.

Parlaying with Chaos freaks is about the same as siding with e'm, you're lucky the 85th is busy elsewhere

Quiet down you choas spawn we are here only to here the screams of choas dying. Mwhahaha. And at least for my army parley would be accepted so I could ambush ya and feed you to wyrms.

Hmm I have plans with the tillers aswell fret not. Also how do chaos portals work ? Can my sorcerer just conjure one up or does it require a ritual at both points or something? Your wyrms may find my dudes to be rotten

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Hmm I have plans with the tillers aswell fret not. Also how do chaos portals work ? Can my sorcerer just conjure one up or does it require a ritual at both points or something? Your wyrms may find my dudes to be rotten

I don't know if a chaos portal ever really "works", but if there's a plot effect you have in mind, run it by the GMs. Fluffwise they've done everything from being daemon lighthouses to corruption centers to travel methods. But after the Webway Incident, don't plan on using them for travel.

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Hmm I have plans with the tillers aswell fret not. Also how do chaos portals work ? Can my sorcerer just conjure one up or does it require a ritual at both points or something? Your wyrms may find my dudes to be rotten

Thats why your will just be burned at the stake lol.

Kharne, when you say 'Tau Goodies', is that just the auxiliaries if your necrons, or are you bringing in the Empire?

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Question for my fellow Coggerians. Coggerites. Coggies. Whatever.

If Lazarus were to broadcast an offer of a battlefield parley, would be have any takers? Now that the Grey Knights are re-deploying away from the city, and they are statistically the most likely to impale-on-sight. Could be a fun, different scene to write.

And he does need to stall for a bit to keep working his plans. Thoughts?

lol negotiate with heretics, your a funny man

Drakka77 wrote:Wow that is significant. Especially the number of Necrons inside Cogger. I understand how EoN feels now with number of armies gunning for him.

Necron army inside/ Necrons on their way from outside
Cultist army inside/ Nurgle Cultists on their way from outside.

Necrons are already inside, none approaching from outside.

2BlackJack1 wrote:Kharne, when you say 'Tau Goodies', is that just the auxiliaries if your necrons, or are you bringing in the Empire?

"Spaghetti Actual this is Spaghetti 3-2 we have reinforcements inbound."

"Copy that Spaghetti 3-2. Spaghetti Actual requesting detailed list of reinforcements. Over."

"Copy that Spaghetti Actual. Spaghetti 3-2 inbound with Spaghetti 1-2 and Spaghetti 4-9 in tow. Each bearing payload of suits. Over."

"Copy that Spaghetti 3-2, Spaghetti Actual out. Over."

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Hmm I have plans with the tillers aswell fret not. Also how do chaos portals work ? Can my sorcerer just conjure one up or does it require a ritual at both points or something? Your wyrms may find my dudes to be rotten

I don't know if a chaos portal ever really "works", but if there's a plot effect you have in mind, run it by the GMs. Fluffwise they've done everything from being daemon lighthouses to corruption centers to travel methods. But after the Webway Incident, don't plan on using them for travel.

If you need transport I can set up Dolman Gates

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

If you need transport I can set up Dolman Gates

Appreciated, but empathic negatory. The "no interplanetary transport" rule already got broken once, we're not re-opening that can of worms

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

If you need transport I can set up Dolman Gates

Appreciated, but empathic negatory. The "no interplanetary transport" rule already got broken once, we're not re-opening that can of worms

It's mainly for travel between bases and out posts

It can't be used like a webway portal

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

Drakka77 wrote:Wow that is significant. Especially the number of Necrons inside Cogger. I understand how EoN feels now with number of armies gunning for him.

Necron army inside/ Necrons on their way from outside
Cultist army inside/ Nurgle Cultists on their way from outside.

Necrons are already inside, none approaching from outside.

2BlackJack1 wrote:Kharne, when you say 'Tau Goodies', is that just the auxiliaries if your necrons, or are you bringing in the Empire?

"Spaghetti Actual this is Spaghetti 3-2 we have reinforcements inbound."

"Copy that Spaghetti 3-2. Spaghetti Actual requesting detailed list of reinforcements. Over."

"Copy that Spaghetti Actual. Spaghetti 3-2 inbound with Spaghetti 1-2 and Spaghetti 4-9 in tow. Each bearing payload of suits. Over."

"Copy that Spaghetti 3-2, Spaghetti Actual out. Over."

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
Hmm I have plans with the tillers aswell fret not. Also how do chaos portals work ? Can my sorcerer just conjure one up or does it require a ritual at both points or something? Your wyrms may find my dudes to be rotten

I don't know if a chaos portal ever really "works", but if there's a plot effect you have in mind, run it by the GMs. Fluffwise they've done everything from being daemon lighthouses to corruption centers to travel methods. But after the Webway Incident, don't plan on using them for travel.

If you need transport I can set up Dolman Gates

Then what is this post about?
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/180/683827.page#8724224

That was Numek commenting on the troops Grulahk had already sent.

And considering the speed of Necron vehicles it would take but an hour to reach Cogger.

And also considering that Necrons are incredibly stealthy at night (minus the noise) it's safe to say the Necrons were arriving during or before EoNs last post

I raise the eyebrow at the incredibly stealthy with the glowing bits. but I would say let Blackjack decide if they snuck past a blockade.

 Drakka77 wrote:
I raise the eyebrow at the incredibly stealthy with the glowing bits. but I would say let Blackjack decide if they snuck past a blockade.

Maybe not incredibly stealthy, but stealthy enough to get into Cogger. I don't think the entirety of Hive Cogger is surrounded by the Imperium

More like flew past. Not much you can do to stop that, and Necron vehicles have been known to sneak by scanners before.

So, it is possible to slip into the place, but don't just go sneaking a whole army through. Drakka did roll a Victory on setting up a siege, so it's hardly fair to ignore that. If you want to try and break said siege, feel free, and then you can get your reinforcements rolling through again.

Also, I'm sorry for not getting the chunks of the gargant event out like I planned. I'm working on one of the bigger ones first, and today hasn't allow too much free time. I'm sorry to say it, but I may have to move the deadline back for finishing it all to Saturday, or Emperor forbid, Sunday. I've been working on this thing whenever I get the freetime, yet it's still not getting done as soon as I want it to be.

Well the reinforcements are from awhile ago. I needed to mention it so it's documented which is why he was referring to a past event.

And take your time BJ, good work takes time.

It is better to delay it and have it good, then to release it and have it be bad. You'll do fine.

Also, if we're having this Chaos meet and greet, who's writing it.

Okay, so turns out my scouting/blow Irish's gak up didn't go to plan. So I'll be writing that when I can.

RIP Vandens self confidence

Well. Thats what happens when I AM confident.

RNG always pisses on it.

Let put it this way. There is a chance of failure to enter quietly or even completely unscathed into the hive. Because as of my first post about half the hive was surrounded and by my next post it is completely surrounded. Also wyrm riders with Melta lances can do some damage. I can grant he coukd have snuck by but at least roll for it.

Your army sneaking in was during the seige set up.

Yep, otherwise they'd have to sneak past all the air-patrols I'm bringing in. (Air) Cavalry's coming!

Ain't your dudes caught up in the Gargant event? Along with mine(Marines), mine(Guard), and everybody elses...

They are, but 2BJ1 gave me permission to write up having my Guard head off to Cogger. It takes place post Gargant, but will make no mention of the Gargant (to avoid any continuity issues).

Oh. Oky then. I'll be waiting until AFTER the Event, just so I know if my dudes will react differently to different people, ie, your flyboys.

 Drakka77 wrote:


Your army sneaking in was during the seige set up.

This.

I don't get it Kharne...You have a way of fething with my mind better than TS...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I don't get it Kharne...You have a way of fething with my mind better than TS...

I'll let you in on a secret.

Vagueness, if you are vague, people will fill in the holes for you.

Also I'm just batgak crazy

Thats what happens when you finish school. You go loopy until you find something to do.

Kharne is the Darth Vader of the Crusade of Fury Thread.

He is the apprentice of the Emperor, also known as TS, and he is the Dark Lord.

Speaking of fethery...

I'm really close to finishing the 'Thardega Survival Campaign'

All I need to do is flesh out the background, rewrite somethings using advise from TS (No fethery or trolling I swear), and polish the rules.

I should be able to release by the after noon.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:


Your army sneaking in was during the seige set up.

This.

Exactly so they were there so roll for it at least. A squad may have made it unnoticed easy but a whole army as a seige was being in place and they are looking to end reinforcements there is a chance of failure.

 Drakka77 wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:


Your army sneaking in was during the seige set up.

This.

Exactly so they were there so roll for it at least. A squad may have made it unnoticed easy but a whole army as a seige was being in place and they are looking to end reinforcements there is a chance of failure.

I'll respect your wishes, I'll roll.

(Guess you can say I'm rollin with it )

Just...No...There are no words to describe the feeling I am feeling in regards to your horrid, most very cancerous puns.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:


Your army sneaking in was during the seige set up.

This.

Exactly so they were there so roll for it at least. A squad may have made it unnoticed easy but a whole army as a seige was being in place and they are looking to end reinforcements there is a chance of failure.

I'll respect your wishes, I'll roll.

(Guess you can say I'm rollin with it )

lol. Thank you.

"They see me rollin they hatin."

You see Vanden! Drakka gets my puns

And speaking of cancer, where are Irish's Nurglings?

I feel disappointed that I got almost no reaction to calling Kharne the Darth Vader of CoF. I need to work on my jokes apparently

Sneaking up on your behind. They will hit you with their sticks when they get a chance.

War Kitten wrote:I feel disappointed that I got almost no reaction to calling Kharne the Darth Vader of CoF. I need to work on my jokes apparently

I mean... am I though?

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Sneaking up on your behind. They will hit you with their sticks when they get a chance.

Sounds like BC's EC to me.

They could be, for all you know.

Speaking of people.

I think we can officially call it quits on Tainted, he hasn't appeared in months

Who dat?

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Who dat?

My point exactly. He played an active roll in last crusade but he hasn't been on in months.

Also, everyone should expect to see a kind of advertisement (*If you can call it that) about the new campaign I've bee working on

Oh well...He might be back...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Oh well...He might be back...

I hope.

Not sure if I do, those Tallarns were pretty nasty and on my side

 Bobthehero wrote:
Not sure if I do, those Tallarns were pretty nasty and on my side

What's the trick to playing DKoK?

On the TT? Artillery carriages, Thudd guns in elite slots, Earthshakers and Medusa in the heavy ones, use Engies for cheap troops and a not too expensive HQ.

In this? Numbers instead of names, no pity, no emotions, Kriegsmen use third person to refer to themselves, they're quite inhuman, close to Necron warriors. Its a bit boring to play as a role, but I had fun when I rped my DKOK Grenadier

 Bobthehero wrote:
On the TT? Artillery carriages, Thudd guns in elite slots, Earthshakers and Medusa in the heavy ones, use Engies for cheap troops and a not too expensive HQ.

In this? Numbers instead of names, no pity, no emotions, Kriegsmen use third person to refer to themselves, they're quite inhuman, close to Necron warriors. Its a bit boring to play as a role, but I had fun when I rped my DKOK Grenadier

Interesting, just curious.

So, I'm putting off the chunk I've been struggling with, and am working on a different one. Hopefully, this one will be easier. I'll go back to the first chunk later, once I've got a better grasp on how I want it done. That way, we still gave progress, and it is (hopefully) a better quality, because ut won't be so rushed. It'll probably go through a decent bit of editing as well.

Take your time BJ, we're in no rush.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
So, I'm putting off the chunk I've been struggling with, and am working on a different one. Hopefully, this one will be easier. I'll go back to the first chunk later, once I've got a better grasp on how I want it done. That way, we still gave progress, and it is (hopefully) a better quality, because ut won't be so rushed. It'll probably go through a decent bit of editing as well.

We got time 2BJ, no rush.

Attention: Campaign Ad

I have been working on a unique type of campaign for the last few months and have it finally completed.

It is not a Crusade and does not apply to either the Charadon or Crion Crusades. It has no set timeline so it can be either before or after.
This is a campaign similar to 'Path to Glory' in the sense that you start off with 4 Units (1 HQ, 2 Troops, and another unit of your choice of slot [Hq/Troop/Elite/Etc.])

The very simplified and summarized background of this campaign is as follows:
-A world, Thardega, is a somewhat peaceful haven close-ish to the Damocles Gulf
-This world is attacked by the Tau
-Then a small Tyranid fleet shows up into the system.
-After a ton of warfare and what not, the planet undergoes immense natural disasters such as earth quakes, volcanic eruptions, and tectonic plate shifting.

The setting of this campaign is somewhat post-apocalyptic where writers will have the chance to get more in depth with their factions.
Since you're working with armies on a much smaller scale, you have the ability to really show what it's like to be the mook on the front lines.

I am not in anyway attempting to draw attention away from or deflate the current crusade that is going on.

If you are interested in participating send me a PM so I know, and please, be willing to write for both campaigns. If you don't feel like you can write for both then do not embark on this campaign.

Thanks for your time. If you have any questions let me know.

Kharne, is this a forum RP campaign or a tabletop battles campaign? Realistically, and I mean this as a compliment, it could be taken as either

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Kharne, is this a forum RP campaign or a tabletop battles campaign? Realistically, and I mean this as a compliment, it could be taken as either

Forum RP

Kharne's been discussing it with me for a while, so it would be something like this.

Say I did DE, my (initial) force might be something like this.

HQ:
Archon- Shadowfield, Huskblade etc....

Troops:
10 Kabalite Warriors w/2 Blasters, Raider

10 Wyches, Shardnet and Impaler, Raider

Fast Attack:
6 Reaver Jetbikes- Heat Lance and Cluster Caltrops.

I can post things like:

-Background
-Mechanics
-Actions

Etcetera

Too much is happening... You guys need to make it stop.

Yea. Maybe make another room Kharne? That people can join in and out whenever they want, so we don't get sidetracked from this thread.

I'm fairly certain that was what he intended. He just decided to post what he was doing here, since we already have a bunch of RP'ers here.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Yea. Maybe make another room Kharne? That people can join in and out whenever they want, so we don't get sidetracked from this thread.

I plan on making an OOC thread for it, if we get enough people to actually run it.

As far as threads I'm pretty sure it'll be in Dakka Fiction

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Yea. Maybe make another room Kharne? That people can join in and out whenever they want, so we don't get sidetracked from this thread.

I plan on making an OOC thread for it, if we get enough people to actually run it.

As far as threads I'm pretty sure it'll be in Dakka Fiction

You'll only need an OOC thread if it generates as much chatter as the CoF. So far, it hasn't generated any.

You're right on that point

I could go for it, if I can think of a good army concept

BTW, it is my birthday today.

Happy birthday!

But what to get the man who has corrupts everything?

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
BTW, it is my birthday today.

Happy Birthday TS!

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Happy birthday!

But what to get the man who has corrupts everything?

A pony.

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Happy birthday!

But what to get the man who has corrupts everything?

Cheese. I love cheese.

Eldar it is then, happy birthday.

ALLTOGETHER NOW!

Happy Birthday TO you, Heppy BIRTHDAY TOOOOO yoooouuuUu

HAPPY BIRTHdAY DEAR Satan TrollLord Tactical_Spam! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEUUUU!

Hiphip! HOORAY! HIPPIP HOORAy!

*Everybody readies fists for birthday punches*

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Eldar it is then, happy birthday.

As someone who plays Eldar I take great offense to that, no matter how true it may be.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHdAY DEAR Satan TrollLord Tactical_Spam! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEUUUU!

Exalted.

Tactical_Spam wrote:BTW, it is my birthday today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! If you want cheese I recommend allying Tau with Eldar

Our birthday's are REALLY close together....sp00ky

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
HAPPY BIRTHdAY DEAR Satan TrollLord Tactical_Spam! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YEUUUU!

Well, I am the Sane of Banity, am I not?

Why do I have a feeling that just got added to his quote wall, which is now so small that nobody can even fething read it?

 War Kitten wrote:
Why do I have a feeling that just got added to his quote wall, which is now so small that nobody can even fething read it?

It didn't. I need to filter the posts I want to keep.

Oh lord Emperor help us he got DCM status.....

For all those interested I will create the Thardega thread on the first of July

 War Kitten wrote:
Oh lord Emperor help us he got DCM status.....

Might as well. I happen to like Dakkadakka, you know.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
For all those interested I will create the Thardega thread on the first of July

Ah, just in time for the sacred American holiday of fireworks and beer, splendid

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Oh lord Emperor help us he got DCM status.....

Might as well. I happen to like Dakkadakka, you know.

DESPAIR

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
For all those interested I will create the Thardega thread on the first of July

Ah, just in time for the sacred American holiday of fireworks and beer, splendid

You forget the hotdogs lol

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
For all those interested I will create the Thardega thread on the first of July

Ah, just in time for the sacred American holiday of fireworks and beer, splendid

Ah yes the fourth of July, a day when us Americans get drunk, shoot explosives into the air, and celebrate the day we told the English to go fly a kite.

I might just go to America to celebrate a day of drinking then fly back to Au to get drunk the day after.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I might just go to America to celebrate a day of drinking then fly back to Au to get drunk the day after.

Nice to see that you view us as only a place to get drunk. I appreciate the sentiment regarding my country Vanden. Truly.

 War Kitten wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I might just go to America to celebrate a day of drinking then fly back to Au to get drunk the day after.

Nice to see that you view us as only a place to get drunk. I appreciate the sentiment regarding my country Vanden. Truly.

Can you blame him WK? I'd do the same

Our alcohol isnt even that good.

Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I might just go to America to celebrate a day of drinking then fly back to Au to get drunk the day after.

Nice to see that you view us as only a place to get drunk. I appreciate the sentiment regarding my country Vanden. Truly.

Can you blame him WK? I'd do the same

Yes Kharne, I can blame him, and I will. It's what us Americans do after all.

 Drakka77 wrote:
Our alcohol isnt even that good.

No, but imagining what name the dark Warmaster might go by if he were an angsty, meme-fuelled teenager from the year 2016 is even better... Dabbadon.

I never meant anything bad WK, I was just saying, I go for a day of National drinking with my friends across the sea, then go back to my 40 degree winter. Thats Celsius mind you.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I never meant anything bad WK, I was just saying, I go for a day of National drinking with my friends across the sea, then go back to my 40 degree winter. Thats Celsius mind you.

Honestly Vanden it would take a lot more than THAT to offend me. Trust me, I've heard far worse.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I never meant anything bad WK, I was just saying, I go for a day of National drinking with my friends across the sea, then go back to my 40 degree winter. Thats Celsius mind you.

About 104 F, or approximately 1 Texas.

Just incase. Also, thats 2 days before my birthday, so its quite likely that I may actually go.

Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:
Our alcohol isnt even that good.

No, but imagining what name the dark Warmaster might go by if he were an angsty, meme-fuelled teenager from the year 2016 is even better... Dabbadon.

Sigging

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Just incase. Also, thats 2 days before my birthday, so its quite likely that I may actually go.

Your birthday is also really close to mine.

TheEyeOfNight wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I never meant anything bad WK, I was just saying, I go for a day of National drinking with my friends across the sea, then go back to my 40 degree winter. Thats Celsius mind you.

About 104 F, or approximately 1 Texas.

Was born in Texas, can confirm that it's usually that hot all the fething time

Sgt. Vanden wrote:Just incase. Also, thats 2 days before my birthday, so its quite likely that I may actually go.

Just a suggestion, don't visit the South this time of year. It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk and humid, but you might be used to that already, being from Australia and all.

Dabbadon the Memespoiler. I see it now, and tremble.

If that was who Abaddon turned into the Imperium would be fethed beyond all belief.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Dabbadon the Memespoiler. I see it now, and tremble.

Dabbadon the Memespoiler, Dankmaster of Angst

Memhammer 40k: In the grim dankness of the far future, their is only memes

I'll be fine in heat. It's my natural environment after all.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I'll be fine in heat. It's my natural environment after all.

I think even your skills and constitution might be tested by Texas/Louisiana in the summer.

Who needs heat when you can be in the place where we had snow a month or two ago, and was below zero, and are now in 90° weather. Though the second part seems to be below your standards, being in the South and Australia and all.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Who needs heat when you can be in the place where we had snow a month or two ago, and was below zero, and are now in 90° weather. Though the second part seems to be below your standards, being in the South and Australia and all.

Sounds like Michigan 2 months ago.

Ja, I have never been in the snow however, and I doubt I will, being summer and all over in America.

Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?

And now I want to see some events in the crusade in the poles, so I can have a blizzard happen or something. Perhaps some kroot trying to survive on a pole while looking for an exotic creature to eat?

I think Ezra's Remnants are building snow forts somewhere...

I think I need to sig that...(Blackjack I mean)

I need Evergreen to make some genestealers in his army, so we can remake AvP. Kroot for predators, stealers for xenomorphs, and someone can donate some cultists or guardsmen for the humans. I'm sure there's a ruin on one of the poles as well, so that can be factored in as well.

I'm in.

Guard are going to be making their way to the pole as we speak. I'll make em edgy too, so they shoot the crap out of the Kroot the second they see em.

I would send my Guard, but we're going to be playing peek-a-boo with EoN's cultists in Cogger for a while. Have fun guys, don't do anything I wouldn't do!

AKA anything responsible?

Beautiful. I do have some kroot by BC on a pole already, so that's simpler for me. And I can see the nids sending stealers around as scouts/distractions for when the rest of the army can arrive.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
AKA anything responsible?

Pretty much yes.

 War Kitten wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
AKA anything responsible?

Pretty much yes.

Welp, the future for the AoT is looking grim.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Welp, the future for the AoT is looking grim.

Why is that?

Why'd you say that?

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Welp, the future for the AoT is looking grim.

Why is that?

All my writing comes at once in an epiphany. The fate of my marines is rather dismal post-Crusade as I have just thought it into existence.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Welp, the future for the AoT is looking grim.

Why is that?

All my writing comes at once in an epiphany. The fate of my marines is rather dismal post-Crusade as I have just thought it into existence.

All that means is that they deserve one hell of a bang going out, and then an even greater resurrection

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Welp, the future for the AoT is looking grim.

Why is that?

All my writing comes at once in an epiphany. The fate of my marines is rather dismal post-Crusade as I have just thought it into existence.

All that means is that they deserve one hell of a bang going out, and then an even greater resurrection

There won't be much of a resurrection, just one final bang. I have it planned out already.

I look forward to it.

Also, I will not be dragging democratic Necrons into the Thardega campaign, so you have nothing to fear.

I'm a little bit late to the party, but happy birthday to you anyway TS

And I thinks it's pretty clear what TS wants for his birthday: everyone's sanity, or at the very least mine

So I went to the local to watch the Ireland match and I come back to four new pages, dear lord.

Happy Birthday TS

As kharne has asked I will be writing the Chaos Super Friends meeting, problem is I thought Garathal could just fly in, apparently not so I will roll on it.

I am pleased to report that I am finally freed from the grasp of the dreaded finals! Now, my reign of terror can truly begin...

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
I am pleased to report that I am finally freed from the grasp of the dreaded finals! Now, my reign of terror can truly begin...

You German kids test for a long time.

We sure as hell do... even though we're Belgian, not German

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
We sure as hell do... even though we're Belgian, not German

That's why. They need to make sure you can waffles correctly. Das racist!

PRAISE THE WAFFLES!

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
PRAISE THE WAFFLES!

But in all seriousness, do you guys actually have good waffles or is it all hot air?

I can confirm our waffles to be genuinely delicious.

Although, to be fair, I haven't really had the chance to eat waffles anyplace else

Also, have you taken to stealing my Quote wall? You really are a Remnant.

I'll admit I may have 'borrowed' your system for managing quotes And I'll take that as a compliment

I can confirm that Belgian waffles are the best thing since the CoF meme board.

12/10 wafflage

So the Tau are getting involved, eh.

I see

Sgt_Smudge wrote:I can confirm that Belgian waffles are the best thing since the CoF meme board.

12/10 wafflage

We need a "COF: Meme Thread" All our subtext would fit right in

Bobthehero wrote:So the Tau are getting involved, eh.

I see

Kharne, we need memes before we can have a meme board. I doubt the Mods would let us have three threads for one topic anyhow.

Bobthehero wrote:So the Tau are getting involved, eh.

I see

Tactical_Spam wrote:Kharne, we need memes before we can have a meme board. I doubt the Mods would let us have three threads for one topic anyhow.

I know

Anywho, Smudge, I will put in my message for the Tau in my next Necron blurb. I'm not sure if I should write one before or after the Chaos Business Conference.

Also, IW themed Tau (I'm redoing the Rix'Lan)

The Rise of the Tau has begun?

Time to unleash the Deathstrike

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

Tactical_Spam wrote:Kharne, we need memes before we can have a meme board. I doubt the Mods would let us have three threads for one topic anyhow.

I know

Anywho, Smudge, I will put in my message for the Tau in my next Necron blurb. I'm not sure if I should write one before or after the Chaos Business Conference.

Also, IW themed Tau (I'm redoing the Rix'Lan)

Whereas mine are more Alpha Legion or Raven Guard themed. This could be interesting...

 War Kitten wrote:
The Rise of the Tau has begun?

Time to unleash the Deathstrike

Probably, I won't be able to write for my guys for a while and counter the Tau moves

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

Tactical_Spam wrote:Kharne, we need memes before we can have a meme board. I doubt the Mods would let us have three threads for one topic anyhow.

I know

Anywho, Smudge, I will put in my message for the Tau in my next Necron blurb. I'm not sure if I should write one before or after the Chaos Business Conference.

Also, IW themed Tau (I'm redoing the Rix'Lan)

Whereas mine are more Alpha Legion or Raven Guard themed. This could be interesting...

Yeah, so basically imagine IW Tau that employ a large amount of Tarellian Dog Soldiers

 Bobthehero wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The Rise of the Tau has begun?

Time to unleash the Deathstrike

Probably, I won't be able to write for my guys for a while and counter the Tau moves

Don't you worry - Sunstrike won't dare flat out attack, and will be very careful to ensure a "fair" fight between the Tillers and Loyalists.

Besides, I think that chazz wouldn't rely on you countering, as Scions don't tend to be so stagnant, but rather apply a negative modifier to my scores to show the morale boosts your Scions give to the garrison. At least, it's what I'd do.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

Tactical_Spam wrote:Kharne, we need memes before we can have a meme board. I doubt the Mods would let us have three threads for one topic anyhow.

I know

Anywho, Smudge, I will put in my message for the Tau in my next Necron blurb. I'm not sure if I should write one before or after the Chaos Business Conference.

Also, IW themed Tau (I'm redoing the Rix'Lan)

Whereas mine are more Alpha Legion or Raven Guard themed. This could be interesting...

Yeah, so basically imagine IW Tau that employ a large amount of Tarellian Dog Soldiers

Or Human/Kroot/Drone screens

I have most of my men in the city locking it down, although I intend to use them and the PDF assigned to them fow two different roles.

 Bobthehero wrote:
I have most of my men in the city locking it down, although I intend to use them and the PDF assigned to them fow two different roles.

How many Scions? I think that regular PDF forces would be most likely to hold the walls, with Scions hunting down Tillers within the walls or holding the main gates. There simply isn't enough Scions to cover the walls evenly.

2000 Scions and 5000 extra PDF plus the local forces that need a number

Dear Fellow Crusaders,

On behalf of Kroot kin everywhere, it would be greatly appreciated, and beneficial, if the new races being employed were deemed fit for Kroot consumption. This bringing in of new Tau and chaos has caused a new struggle for the kindred that cannot be stopped by theor skills as a soldier: hunger. Without enemies that are deemed edible, the Kroot will be unable to gain new genes, and will fall to stagnation. So, for the Kroot everywhere, feature some units that are edible, and preferably delicious.

We thank you for your consideration,
Grand Shaper Ta'lok

Yeah, also expect to be seeing Shas'Vre Harax on Thardega

(For those who don't know, Shas'O Harax leads the Rix'Lan)

What is the life span of a Tau? I've head from 40-80 years

Yeah, in which case, I'd probably say that there isn't enough Scions to properly guard a whole city, fight off the main insurgent army, AND root out the rebels in the city?

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Dear Fellow Crusaders,

On behalf of Kroot kin everywhere, it would be greatly appreciated, and beneficial, if the new races being employed were deemed fit for Kroot consumption. This bringing in of new Tau and chaos has caused a new struggle for the kindred that cannot be stopped by theor skills as a soldier: hunger. Without enemies that are deemed edible, the Kroot will be unable to gain new genes, and will fall to stagnation. So, for the Kroot everywhere, feature some units that are edible, and preferably delicious.

We thank you for your consideration,
Grand Shaper Ta'lok

I hear that Orks taste pretty good. Not Eldar though, too stringy

 War Kitten wrote:

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Dear Fellow Crusaders,

On behalf of Kroot kin everywhere, it would be greatly appreciated, and beneficial, if the new races being employed were deemed fit for Kroot consumption. This bringing in of new Tau and chaos has caused a new struggle for the kindred that cannot be stopped by theor skills as a soldier: hunger. Without enemies that are deemed edible, the Kroot will be unable to gain new genes, and will fall to stagnation. So, for the Kroot everywhere, feature some units that are edible, and preferably delicious.

We thank you for your consideration,
Grand Shaper Ta'lok

I hear that Orks taste pretty good. Not Eldar though, too stringy

Taranis and Exitar disagree

If the AoT had adequate manpower, I'd throw Astartes at all of you.

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Yeah, in which case, I'd probably say that there isn't enough Scions to properly guard a whole city, fight off the main insurgent army, AND root out the rebels in the city?

It's why I requested extra PDF. As far as I know there is no army so to speak and Tillers are so keen on open conflict, I might be wrong

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Dear Fellow Crusaders,

On behalf of Kroot kin everywhere, it would be greatly appreciated, and beneficial, if the new races being employed were deemed fit for Kroot consumption. This bringing in of new Tau and chaos has caused a new struggle for the kindred that cannot be stopped by theor skills as a soldier: hunger. Without enemies that are deemed edible, the Kroot will be unable to gain new genes, and will fall to stagnation. So, for the Kroot everywhere, feature some units that are edible, and preferably delicious.

We thank you for your consideration,
Grand Shaper Ta'lok

Exalted

Coming to a fast food buffet near you:
Tau/Human Burr-meat-o

A nice tender limb wrapped in the other race's flesh! A filling meal full of Vitamin D, Protein and Iron (due to some drones being caught in the factory). Nutritional! Tau wrapped in human! Human wrapped in Tau! Tau wrapped in Human wrapped in Tau! Human wrapped in Tau wrapped in Human! The possibilities are endless! Comes pre-cooked (due to intense promethium and plasma burns)!
Warning - whilst Tau/Human Burr-meat-o is 100% free, you must brave the wall of pulse rifle fire first.

I have a question for everyone regarding this Crusade.

My Necrons utilize Dolmen Gates. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Dolmen_Gate
I know it seems like Eldar Webway Fethery, but it's not.

Seeing how the portals are somewhat unstable, they can only be used to transport small amounts of units at a time, and no vehicles.

This is my primary use of transportation between bases and major outposts.

Is everyone ok with this?

Kharne the Befriender wrote:Yeah, also expect to be seeing Shas'Vre Harax on Thardega

(For those who don't know, Shas'O Harax leads the Rix'Lan)

What is the life span of a Tau? I've head from 40-80 years

I thought 40 was rather old actually?

Bobthehero wrote:

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Yeah, in which case, I'd probably say that there isn't enough Scions to properly guard a whole city, fight off the main insurgent army, AND root out the rebels in the city?

It's why I requested extra PDF. As far as I know there is no army so to speak and Tillers are so keen on open conflict, I might be wrong

The Tillers are inside the walls, as a covert force, but a main army is bearing down, under command of a Captain David Nassau , fresh from a victory at AHC-02.

Not really, since Dolmen Gates are said to be old stuff, you can't just make new ones like that

 Bobthehero wrote:
Not really, since Dolmen Gates are said to be old stuff, you can't just make new ones like that

You know what, I fethed up.

I've been thinking of Eternity Gates like the ones use on Monoliths

I was wondering something similar for my Eldar. Say I wanted to get from moon 2 to Crion, how exactly could I go about it? I REALLY doubt the Eldar would take the human's space elevator, but I'm wary of using massed webway gates because I'd like to not cause issues with other players like the bit that happened with EoN when I showed up in his backyard with one.

Yeah, I'm not quite sure on how the Space Elevator situation is working out. It does seem to limit anyone not Imperial.

As long as territory laws are enforced (ie, no going into a besieged city, no deploying right outside an enemy fort without attacking it), I wouldn't have an issue.

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Yeah, I'm not quite sure on how the Space Elevator situation is working out. It does seem to limit anyone not Imperial.

As long as territory laws are enforced (ie, no going into a besieged city, no deploying right outside an enemy fort without attacking it), I wouldn't have an issue.

This for the most for me as well.

 Drakka77 wrote:

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Yeah, I'm not quite sure on how the Space Elevator situation is working out. It does seem to limit anyone not Imperial.

As long as territory laws are enforced (ie, no going into a besieged city, no deploying right outside an enemy fort without attacking it), I wouldn't have an issue.

This for the most for me as well.

I also concur with this.

Oh good, that means my Eldar can disappear to Crion when the Cogger party gets too intense

So I finally got my favorite and my personal Chapter notes up. I need to make it cohesive now.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Drakka77 wrote:

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Yeah, I'm not quite sure on how the Space Elevator situation is working out. It does seem to limit anyone not Imperial.

As long as territory laws are enforced (ie, no going into a besieged city, no deploying right outside an enemy fort without attacking it), I wouldn't have an issue.

This for the most for me as well.

I also concur with this.

So what we cant enter besieged places ?