Commisar Wolfie wrote:invite your local commissar to your twister party
I can imagine it now....
*Commissar* What in the name of the Emperor is this? Twister? Baby oil? What are you planning soldier?
*Guardsman* Nothing Commissar, come and have a drink...
Don't a)dangle steak in front of a Space Wolf.
b)call the Dark Angels 'hippy altar boys'.
c)mention 'Buffy' or 'Bella' around Blood Angels.
d)shout 'blood for the blood god' when behind a Grey Knight.
e)call Marneus Calgar 'big Papa Smurf'.
Upon the Emporer's death, crack a joke along the lines of :
" Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. I myself was crouched down by the Golden Throne with my hand on the plug"
Upo the death of a sanguinary guard, say:
"I do believe in fairies, I DO believe in fairies, I DO believe in faries...."
Rub yourself against a sanguinary guard and say you found your happy thought
Call a crowed of space marines "the glory hogging poofters"
Call a dark eldar a bitch
Tell a SoB that she's been unfaithful. Using either meaning.
Ask a sister if she can light your cigarette. Especially if it's already in your mouth.
Question a commissar on whether his morale-restoring tactics should be changed.
Tell a female commissar to remove her flak armor to restore morale. No matter how effective that would be.
Going on a field trip to catachan because you think the planet is a gigantic botanic garden;
Swap the comissar pistol with a water pistol and his power sword for a plastic pirate sword (wait a sec, if your a guradsmen you might actually want to DO that!)
ask Marneus calgar to shake hands
ask teion why after all tht service he hasnt become a full SM hi five slanesh
mention to a comissar tht he worships a half dead guy tht hasnt moves in thousands of years
go for a pleasant walk on armagedon wearing only a t-shirt tht says "ORKS ARE UGLY, SMELLY, AND DUMB"
wipe your mouth on a chapter banner
fart while in the company of comissar yarrik
mention to a SM he is neva gonna score with a SOB
sit on the emperors lap
oh and definatly dont propose to a dreadnought
Automatically Appended Next Post: fly a valk into the emperos's palce and clain to be posessed by nurgle when cought :p
Wasn't there a whole thread a while back that was nothing but people writing to "The Spayse Emprah", and then the person after the initial writer would write back as Spayse Emprah?
metallifan wrote:Wasn't there a whole thread a while back that was nothing but people writing to "The Spayse Emprah", and then the person after the initial writer would write back as Spayse Emprah?
YA! but it was called Ask the Space Emprah or something like that....Its long as hell now!
you cant say his name bec lose the Kaurava Campain( and dies)! (They say it in Dawn of War 2)
and when i played Dawn of War Soulstorm on English he speak like a drunken Space Marine!
For Example he says: SPESS Muhreens! (So it sound like for me)
Necronlord2 wrote:you cant say his name bec lose the Kaurava Campain( and dies)! (They say it in Dawn of War 2)
and when i played Dawn of War Soulstorm on English he speak like a drunken Space Marine!
For Example he says: SPESS Muhreens! (So it sound like for me)
Say to a Commissar that Chaos=Good and Emperor=Bad
Say to a Commissar that women are your Redeemers.
Hit on the Busty Commissar!
Date a Busty Commissar.
'Accidentally' shoot a Inquisitor in the foot.
Trade a bolter for a autogun because you thought it looked cooler.
Tell a Commisar that retreat is a viable option against..
Tyranids,
Chaos Daemons,
Chaos Space marines,
Orks,
Tau,
Space Marines (and variants)
Daemon hunters,
Witch hunters,
Eldar,
Dark eldar,
Necrons.
(I think that all of them)
By Psychiatrist for Kharn the Betrayer.
"How do you feel."
"ANGRY!!!!!!"
"ok take these pills."
"ME GOING TO RIP YOUR SKULL OFF AND USE ITAS A TROPHY."
Even a Sister Hospitalier would probably take ita s you hitting on her and therefor ignore it, punish you, or take it seriously and try and find if you have any mutations. By disecting you. Alive.
Melissia wrote:Even a Sister Hospitalier would probably take ita s you hitting on her and therefor ignore it, punish you, or take it seriously and try and find if you have any mutations. By disecting you. Alive.
Well I wouldn't mind taking her punishment But I don't think the dissecting alive would site well with my insides. :/
ask a banshee for a lapdance
ask a SOB for BJ during their red rage period
Pour itching powder in a dreadnaught
invite a dark eldar to your birthday party
ask as a banshee for a BJ
taking the titan out for a spin
drag racing with land raiders
ask a SOB saint for BJ
Follow a libarian around and keep on think can he here me now? in order to drive him insane
challenging tzeentch to a game of counter-strike
throw soap at a nurgling
moon a firewarrior
tip the terminators over in battle
ask a chaos sorcerer to do magic tricks
do some donuts with imperial chimeras
try to do the river dance in an imperial guard setinel
use tau devilfishes as bumper cars
take a dark eldar wych on a date
challenge eldar in a game of twister
play murder in the dark with chaos space marines
play murder in the dark with chaos space marines of slaneesh
play murder in the dark with Dark Eldar
declare extermitus on your ex wife
feed the changer of ways birdseeds
Fight your way into a room of khornate cultists about to do a ritual, Kill 8 of them and wonder why a bloodthirtster suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.
Ah but the space marine shouldn't have become a dreadnought in the first place, getting himself mortally wounded like that was very silly, what would his mother say?
Ah but the space marine shouldn't have become a dreadnought in the first place, getting himself mortally wounded like that was very silly, what would his mother say?
1)Don't taunt Grey Templar else thou wish to learn the DE meaning of pain.
2)Don't taunt a Dreadnought by rapping on the window and shouting, "Hello, is anybody in there?"
3)Thou shalt not attempt to outflank a tactical geniu-CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
dress up as a daemon & jump in front of your primach
Marry A SOB
Ask Kharn to play chess
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Scrabble
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Hangman
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Counter strike source or any other video game for that matter unless thou wishes to get there butt handed in less than 0.2 seconds
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Poker
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Blackjack
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Liars Dice
Challenge Tzeentch to a game of Monopoly
Throw fetilizer at an ork
What the hell is up with you guys and your corny SOB jokes? Can you guys grow up, please? It's incredibly annoying to see "Hit on a SOB" and "Ask a SOB for a BJ" every other post.
Dude, you're asking for maturity in a joke thread that's over 20 pages in length, where most of the jokes are repeats of things posted in the first 5 pages.
Expecting maturity in this thread is like expecting a Chinese person to understand you if you talk slowly.
Maverick wrote:Never, ever do an angry marine's sister.
Angry Marines don't have sisters. They often don't even have parents, as an angry marine typically murders his entire family during, immediately after, or within a month of, birth
invite a commissar to your birthday
Call the Dark Eldar Kinky
give typhus cold & flu medicine
Use an imperial guard as a weapon
Use a lasgun as a cigarette lighter
take the titan out for a spin
Unplug the golden throne just for laughs
install windows vista on necrons
Nagh i think a comi's favorite party game would be pin the bolt round on the coward.
Call a rainbow marine gay.
Oh yeah and walk around the plnet of tau saying you knocked a guy out with your fists alone. They may just kill out out of jelousy. lol
Samus_aran115 wrote:What the hell is up with you guys and your corny SOB jokes? Can you guys grow up, please? It's incredibly annoying to see "Hit on a SOB" and "Ask a SOB for a BJ" every other post.
No offense man but kinda daka you been on th last two years this is what we do and we like it.
tell a commissar to relax
ask a bloodthirster for a ride
spike a chapter masters drink
Give a dog biscuit to a space wolf
flaming unbelivers and saying "mmm....bbq
give a nugling a bath
pour itching powder in a terminator
hooking up a black templar & eldar farseer in a dating service
hook up a grey knight & daemonette in a dating service
point at kroots private parts & laugh
replace the libarians staff with a twig
place a kick me sign on the back of a chaplain
pour birdseed on a dreadnaught
throw a frisbee at a carnifex
drag race with land raiders
replace a bolter with a water gun
try to do donuts with a chimera
use hammerheads as bumper cars
Laugh at the eldars helmet
Tell a horror it sucks at close combat
Yell "Heretic" near an inquisitior
Use a flamer to cook your food
Buy something from mekdonalds
Use a imperial guardsmen as a baterring ram
Samus_aran115 wrote: What's your favourite party game? Spin the coward?
Actually, my favorite would have to be playing loyalist, loyalist, HEREITC! with my Inquisitor Acolyte friends. But you know, you guys should be thanking me for reducing the number of Inquisitorial Acolytes
Scorpionov wrote:tell a commissar to relax
You definitely don't wanna do this one, cause a Commissars way of relaxing is a Lazy-boy Chair on the back of the line with a nice cold tea watching the men charge forward.
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
Obviously I was thinking of Slaaneshy SoB. lol
well to me you spoke in riddles......so........ damnit.........
Commissar NIkev wrote:Unless said person worships Slaneesh and enjoys said pain.
Slaanesh worshippers should definitely get a rule similar to Feel No Pain, except that instead of getting a save on a 4+ they still lose a wound but it totally turns them on.
Then it should be called "feel more pain" or "oh yeah, that's the spot"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
In Index Astartes the Emperor's Children had a rule where Independant Characters who'd lost a wound in combat would become fearless for the rest of that combat. The rule was called 'High on Pain'.
Tell a Blood Angel to "just get over the whole Sanguinis thing already"
NO! that should definitely NOT be a rule!!!! Thats just gross! I don't want some slaanesh warrior charging me, Screaming a BloodLust filled roar, with his Jolly Roger Flopping around!!!! Thats just gross! I mean.....if it was a female warrior and she wasn't that bad looking, I think I could capture a few prisoners
My 'Interrogation' skill will be most useful then
It's a little long, but I am most definitely going to sig that.
Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know
I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion.
Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed.
Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know
I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion.
Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed.
Commissar NIkev wrote:haha! True....but hey...this is the internet......You never know
I mean....I have a pic of my dog up.....doesn't really mean that I am a dog.....
Yeah, but by that logic, he is a motivational poster, and I a 5' 9" picture of a Striking Scorpion.
Then again, there is the whole "Internet - you never know" argument. I swear, if I look down, and I'm suddenly a picture of a Scorpion, I will be seriously pissed.
although.... if i find out i have become a pelvic thrusting storm trooper, i would enjoy it
shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
he's actually had that as his location for months now.
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
nope, i had that for a while now....
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Grey Templar wrote:
metallifan wrote:
shas'o vera wrote:pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
Did you just recently change your location to say that? Because I haven't laughed like that since I was a little girl.
he's actually had that as his location for months now.
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
All derogatory remarks to a Sisters of Battle are to be kept to yourself, as they (and their employers) have no problem using your brain pan as a bullet container.
Fenris is not a winter vacation spot. Or a summer vacation spot, for that matter.
Thou shalt not lift up a Tech priest's rope to "see what's under the hood", least you want to be a floating skull.
All anti theft devices are to be made as noticeable as possible. Orks have such a horrible habit of ignoring them.
Vehicles may only use Mechanicus approved equipment. All fuzzy dice, chrome wheels, neon lights, satellite radio etc. are to be removed at once.
Snotlings are not pets.
Rippers are not pets.
Do not take a Sergeant's power fist to crack nuts (lest they be the enemy's nuts)
Shield Drones are not pets.
All combat drugs found on the person of Dark Eldar and Emperor's Children are not to be consumed. If they're dead, then it probably won't help you any either.
Yes, you must perform all parts of the rituals when used, as outlined in the Guardsman's Uplifting Primer. Now shut up and keep dancing, that soup isn't going to cook itself.
Sacred Machine Oil is to be used for machine lubrication and for no other reason.
No, you may not trade your lasgun for something better.
Stop feeding the hormagaunts cookies. They're not going to get fat and slow just because you gave them a few snicker-doodles.
Hitching a ride while in a battlefield is most likely hazardous to your health.
Using a Dark Eldar weapon is most likely hazardous to your health
Handling heretic artifacts is most most likely hazardous to your sanity.
ask a commissar for a break
play ding dong ditch in the imperial camp
put a flaming bag on a commissars doorstep then knocking on the door
put a "im a heretic" sign on a commissar when he is going to meet with inquisitors
take a leak on a craftworld
use a commissar as a weapon
give a tau a high five....while wearing a powerfist
uploading x-rated movies into your power armour
wave fake skulls at khorne bezerkers
ask a commissar for a kitkat
steal the commissars rations
set your commanders cape on fire
try to hijack an eldar vehicle
KingCracker wrote:Oh god I think the hilarity would be neigh unstoppable at the thought of crotch thrusting stormstroopers. Seriously work on some, I want to laugh.
And to add to the post finally, never EVER try to brush an Orks teef. Unless your g/f has an amputee fetish
I'm working on one as we speak
For a caption, I'm thinking: "Hey Hive Mind! Devour this!"
S_P
Automatically Appended Next Post: Here's a wip. Apologies for the bad pic, it's close to dark here and my hands are shaky.
Maverick wrote:I think this is both the creation of a beautiful thing, and at the same time, the spawning of things that should never, ever be conceived.
yes, i wonder why.... *looks away from my profile picture*
shas'o vera wrote:hey, S_P i'll buy them off you once you have made them
M'only doing the one I'm afraid, due to a lack of parts and time. But I'll still sell it to you. I'll paint him up standard Cadian, then you can do what you want with him.
Space_Potato wrote:Pay me however, PM me with a price.
Oh yeah, I don't have paypal, so it will have to be [insert method of payment here] in an envelope I'm afraid.
Now I'm really hoping I don't get some pelvic thrusts...
S_P
this cheque is only valid for one pelvic thrust from the national bank of shas'o vera, please deposit this cheque in three to four days or else it will be a direct repayment.
Space_Potato wrote:Pay me however, PM me with a price.
Oh yeah, I don't have paypal, so it will have to be [insert method of payment here] in an envelope I'm afraid.
Now I'm really hoping I don't get some pelvic thrusts...
S_P
Reading that, randomly I thought of some random guy, causually opening mail, only to have some crazy ass man explode from the envelope pelvic thrusting the whole way
Automatically Appended Next Post: I think getting the IGs to sing fat bottomed girls in front of the Sisters would end with at least 7 Callidus assassins being dispatched to END you.
Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
...did I mention the pelvic thrusting?
What's wrong with pelvic thrusting? Every one of my 3139 posts thusfar have all been pelvic-thrust-typed. It's pretty easy once you get the hang (giggedy) of aiming.
Alpharius wrote:This thread needs 100% less pelvic thrusting references.
I guess that would be "Things not to do in the Things not to do in the 40K universe" thread, but I'm thinking...
"Close enough."
What was that about pelvic thrusting? Did someone say something about pelvic thrusting? Like... thrusting, with your pelvis?
I mean, it'd be absurd to assume that anyone would be talking about pelvic thrusting on this forum. I mean, pelvic thrusting is such an awkward topic, that anyone who would mention it more than once in a post should just be ashamed of himself for talking so openly and frequently about pelvic thrusting.
...did I mention the pelvic thrusting?
What's wrong with pelvic thrusting? Every one of my 3139 posts thusfar have all been pelvic-thrust-typed. It's pretty easy once you get the hang (giggedy) of aiming.
Back away from the pelvec thrusters... kinda hard to do with all of them here.
-Tell Kharn to give peace a chance
-Pelvic thrust towards a SOB (ahh! now I'm one too!)
-As an ork, own a teddy bear
-As a Space marine, gargle (AHHH! IT BURNS!)
-Wear and underwired dress (if a woman and virgin) near Blood Angels.
-Sign up for a blind date. Period. If you're a Space Wolf (the only chapter who are allowed to "do it". Sorry, had to point that out.), you'll get a dark angel. If you're and inquisitor, you'll get a cultist. If you're anyone else... my money is on and Ork or a Tyranid.
-Hire a Dark Eldar as a massage therapist
-Be an exterminator near a Tyranid
-Go to a member of the Death guard for medical care
-Swim on Fenris.
-Hike on Catachan.
-Choose a Catachan Botanist.
-Throw a Space Wolf a bone.
-Be a peace activist on Cadia.
-As an inquisitor, order exterminatus on the local McSpaceDonalds because they ran out of your favorite Happy Meal Toy.
-Carry dog biscuits on Fenris.
-Hug any chaos marine.
-Give the Tau a copy of GTA. Who knows what will happen?
-Use a thunder hammer to play Croquet.
-Carry a magnet near Necrons. Actually, that's a GOOD idea. Okay, carry a magnet near the Eldar's infinity circuit. Or near the Emperor (You did WHAT?).
Give the Tau a copy of anything by Marx
Give the Orks 'Mein Kampf' - those stormboys are bad enuf
Give the Blood Angels any of that Twilight shoite
or, worst of all - try and tell an Inquisitor the 'good news' about Jesus.
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
yes, quickly, protect me from Nikev and his nucians... i'll help using my leroy marines...
Maverick wrote:
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
yes, quickly, protect me from Nikev and his nucians... i'll help using my leroy marines...
Friend turned Foe I see! You will fall just like the res of them Leroy!
You shall not taint the minds of the innocent Dakka members any LONGER! "TAKE THEM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!" Nikev charges with his Nucians at the pelvic thrusting defence. "QUICK! I know their one weakness!"
"BY THE WYRMIRE THAT BLEEDS IN ALL THE DARK PLACES! FROM THE WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS! I SUMMON YOU! RUPAL! FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF THE WARP!"
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
I too support the PTMOTW!!! (Pelvic Thrusting Movement Of The World) Let us bow down to the Almighty Pelvic Thruster in all His Glory!
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shas'o vera wrote:
Maverick wrote:We have Leeroy Marines. Your argument is invalid.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
...feth that, I support the pelvic revolution! Form a defensive ring around the pelvic thrusting one, he must be defended at all costs! A relic of modern times, one might say...
I too support the PTMOTW!!! (Pelvic Thrusting Movement Of The World) Let us bow down to the Almighty Pelvic Thruster in all His Glory!
our ranks now number three thrusters, while Nikev's are... erm.... i dont know.... quick, Munch, what are their numbers?
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:
-Pelvic thrust a Slaneesh Marine- he'll take you seriously. (I'm a hyporcite, aren't I?)
nothing can stop me now, mwahahahahaaha, pelvic thrusting will take over the entire of Dakka Dakka.
AHH! TO ARMS DAKKA MEMBERS TO ARMS! We must stop Shas'o vera and his Pelvic Thrusting Marines before they take over the entierety that is the Internet. Quick! Grab your Dakka and show them the Might of the Dakka Member!
*points to Caelun Niveus* you there... thruster or stopper?
Excelent, Munch, im promoting you to pelvic thrusting enforcer, your job being to make sure people are pelvic thrusting throughout all of dakka dakka....
Our plan is advancing my master, what would you have me do next...
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Munch Munch! wrote:
Commisar Wolfie wrote:Pelvic Thrusting for the Win.
Sweet! We've turned a commisar!
huhum I may be a cadet but I am still a member of the commissiriat... All hail the Pelvic thrusting movement Hats off to you Wolfie, glad of another commissar among our ranks now pelvic thrust, FOR VICTORY
A quick speech to raise the morale of the troops...
Sons of The Pelvic Thrusting Movement of DAKKA! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of pelvic thrusters fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of Commissar Nikev’s Wolves and shattered pelvis’s when the age of thrusters comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we thrust! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the Pelvic thrusting Movement!!!!!!!!
, he mustn´t execute guardsmen 
himself and his crusade
