HERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN UNDER THE SUN AS YOU FAIL IN YOUR QUEST FOR INTERNETAL DOMINATION!!!!!
QuiCK ACTIVE CODE! 1011000110100101101010010110100111100010100110101010101010101011110011101001111010100000110111010101010011010101011000101010110110010011000111001100101010100110011100110010101011000110101010110010101101010101100100110010101011001010110011001100101010110010101010011100101010101011000100110110011100010110001001100101010101010110100011010100110

TAKE THEM! LET NOT THEIR HERESIES SPREAD! JOIN THE OPPOSITION! DO NOT LET THEM WIN! THE PELVIC THRUSTERS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

Never use a power sword to cut ham..It'll taste awful.

Samus_aran115 wrote:Never use a power sword to cut ham..It'll taste awful.

They don't taste bad if you like the sparking electrical taste

Welcome to the ranks EagleArk, we will soon conquer the whole internet

-sigh- another weak mind fallen to the Pelvic Thrustage

Never complain that the emperor hasn't been on facebook in ten thousand years.

Never steal a slaaneshimarine's iPod

Samus_aran115 wrote:
Never steal a slaaneshimarine's iPod

Cause all you'd find is hardcore Techno

give a mawloc a kiss

lead a team packing heavy weapons up a hill into close combat with orks

confuse the abbreviation of Sisters of Battle (SoB) with Son of a

Commissar NIkev wrote:HERSEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL BURN UNDER THE SUN AS YOU FAIL IN YOUR QUEST FOR INTERNETAL DOMINATION!!!!!
QuiCK ACTIVE CODE! 1011000110100101101010010110100111100010100110101010101010101011110011101001111010100000110111010101010011010101011000101010110110010011000111001100101010100110011100110010101011000110101010110010101101010101100100110010101011001010110011001100101010110010101010011100101010101011000100110110011100010110001001100101010101010110100011010100110

TAKE THEM! LET NOT THEIR HERESIES SPREAD! JOIN THE OPPOSITION! DO NOT LET THEM WIN! THE PELVIC THRUSTERS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

i'm on your side for this... simply because you seemed to be out numbered and i like fighting losing battles

You fool, you will bring doom upon yourself and your friends...

PELVIC THRUSTERS UNITE!!!!!!!!!

i brought about this revolution, it all started with me Nikev, we were friends once, dont you remember?

I do remember, and it will be sad when I have to destroy me old friend.

yes, it will be such a shame, and your nucians would have made damn good troop to my cause.

They would never fall to such Heresies! Unlike the weak minds that have fallen to your foolish cause already! We will Strike with the Wrath of the Righteous and Purge your Blashpemies from this world and the internet!

our forces number double of yours, just surrender, or should this go the way of the pelvic exterminatus?

Time to end you little revot of Pelvic thrusting now .

By the Emperor I invoke EXTERMINATUS



All is well with the Universe again

never be an offworlder in a cadian unit
[im with Ribon fox and Commissar Nikev on pelvic thrusting]

Ribon Fox wrote:Time to end you little revot of Pelvic thrusting now .

By the Emperor I invoke EXTERMINATUS



All is well with the Universe again

The pelvic thrusting defences will protect us... to the base

what base?
(how do you post pics?)

The secret pelvic thrusting base... from whence our nefarious plots will conquer the universe.


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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/205120.page#206763 check this out on tutorial to post pics

#---This is Commander Fox to all orbiting ships of the Fleet-Target the Heretics strong hold and comence fire on my mark-MARK! ---#







All is well again

[ok fixed]

what base?

Ribion fox where is that first pic from?

EagleArk wrote:Ribion fox where is that first pic from?

From the might Google
http://www.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=battlefleet+gothic+homeworld&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

pelvic thrusting?! count me in

Never join the imperial guard.....

have a shoot out with cadians

Wow. I log off for ONE night, and I miss all this?

I've equipped my Elysian Drop Troops with the "Pelvic Thrusters" Wargear, and given them the "Drop Troops" Doctrine (Yeah, I know, OLD CODEX, but it fits nicely in here), and we standby for deployment.

42nd Elysian Drop Thrusters Regiment, at your command, SAH!

Necrons, pelvic thrusting for all eternity, BOO YEAH

that leaves how many non-pelvic thrusters?

What not to do in the 40k universe;

As a guide, drawing a lasgun from the regimental armoury is not a good start.

cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in

Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!!


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We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...

well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in

Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!!


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We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...

I wouldn't do it. I made a pelvic thrusting thread, and it went down after 11 replies. It never stood a chance.

Munch Munch! wrote:

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

cadian512 wrote:pelvic thrusting?! count me in

Another one falls to our oncoming march...
We shall never be beaten, NEVER!!!


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We need to rename this thread the secret pelvis thrusting disscussion thread...

I wouldn't do it. I made a pelvic thrusting thread, and it went down after 11 replies. It never stood a chance.

*shakes his head at the dead thread*

poor poor thrusty... he never stood a chance....

shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory

Does that leave me in charge of the recruitment drive sir?

Never replace gene-seeds with pumpkin seeds

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:

shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory

Does that leave me in charge of the recruitment drive sir?

well, it means you will be co-operating with my second in comand Munch with regards to the recruitment drive, continue your fine work is al i can say solder, and keep on thrusting through the darkness, you'll make a hole for the light to shine.

Thankyou sir, it is an honour serving alongside you.
Ludd out

shas'o vera wrote:

well, it means you will be co-operating with my second in comand Munch with regards to the recruitment drive, continue your fine work is al i can say solder, and keep on thrusting through the darkness, you'll make a hole for the light to shine.

As much as I dislike you for you foolish Thrusting revolution I must say this made me chuckle


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raptor8 wrote:that leaves how many non-pelvic thrusters?

If I am correct I believe we have about 4 for our defense in person. But Army wise so far we only have the Knights of Nucia, the Angels of Ordain, and the Guns of Razengoar. All of those amount to.......1 army......


So 4 Generals
and 1 Army

My Lord you have my chapter of The thrusting wolves and my Waagh! Blorg Thrusting Orkma and his Mean Green Thrusters plus my Renegade Fallen Thrusters

O great leader, you have 3000 pts from Hive Fleet thruster, 1500 pts of the angels enthrusting and 2000 pts from Craftworld Thrustria.

Im reinforcing the non-pelvic thrusing army with my 2000 points of guardsmen

Do you mean 2000 pts? 'cause that's what your sig says. It doesn't matter anyways, my tyranids could use a snack.

I would reinforce with one of my armies, but all I have in possession is one box of Guardians, a Chaos biker, and the Assault on Black Reach set. None of them painted.

Plus, I need to find someone to command the Order of the Holy/Blazing Falcon in my stead, as I no longer can (p.s. neither can you, only a Falconista I will allow. No I'm not telling you what I mean.).

Ask a tau if he's related to a grey.

shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory

Mwahahahahah!

Sah, since your last appearance, our forces now number a full Imperial Division. Unfortunately, we're not battle ready. Far from it.

The sheer awesomeness of such a formation having been created has turned the men into mindless, cocaine addicted deviants, who can't set aside debauchery for twenty minutes in order to conquer the galaxy. I believe we're now in the middle of mind-fething slaanesh, Sah!

and with space marines , chaos marines and orks that is just no good

True dat, fine sir.

Maverick wrote:

shas'o vera wrote:well done, we have an imperial regiment at our comand and the combined forces of the tau pelvic thrusting battle suit brigade, excelent, i transfer all combat related stuff to Maverick, he shall be in charge of the thrust to victory

Mwahahahahah!

Sah, since your last appearance, our forces now number a full Imperial Division. Unfortunately, we're not battle ready. Far from it.

The sheer awesomeness of such a formation having been created has turned the men into mindless, cocaine addicted deviants, who can't set aside debauchery for twenty minutes in order to conquer the galaxy. I believe we're now in the middle of mind-fething slaanesh, Sah!

Hmmm, then i suggest changing our priorities.... first we must eslave slannesh to our cause, he shall be the demonic engine that will power our great war machine.

my 6000 marines amount to a VERY large force.....and to keep this thread on topic never ask slannesh for a lap dance

TyraelVladinhurst wrote: never ask slannesh for a lap dance

Unless its a woman and she lets you tie HER up

Vera, I do hope you're not considering allying with the Chaos Gods to further our cause... This pelvic thrusting army must be one wielded to further the word of the emprah!

Maverick wrote:Vera, I do hope you're not considering allying with the Chaos Gods to further our cause... This pelvic thrusting army must be one wielded to further the word of the emprah!

but the emprah is immobile.... we must get him moving again.

I can think of at least one action we could get him to perform....

Maverick wrote:I can think of at least one action we could get him to perform....

yes, so can i, quickly, we must repair the golden throne so that the emporer is atleast fit for one last movement....

I'll alert the adeptus astronomica so they can re-route the psychic energy back into him, to "jump start" his life. We'll have this work, Vera, this IS going to happen.

My upcoming Tyranid army is supporting the pelvic thrusting cause!
And the AoBR contents, of course!

me and my guardsmen will stand in your way if you reroute the psyhic energy it will cause the isolation of every world in the Imperium of man it will also cause millions of lives from ships that would lose the signal lastly demons will invade and cause ruin. ME AND MY GUARD WILL STOP YOU! (am I over doing it?)

yes, and then, we start work on the adeptus thrusticus.....

poor poor raptor.... i of the adeptus thrusticus will not let you....

then me and my guard will DIE STANDING!

raptor8 wrote:then me and my guard will DIE STANDING!

correction, they will bending over...

NEVER!

OMG, one day away and I miss almost a page of arguments... I pledge my thrusting guardsmen and my rapid plunging Tau strike force.

Raptor, we're talking about getting the emperor to stand once more. To pelvic thrust so hard, that the gods of chaos are destroyed in an instantaneous pelvic thrust related death. (except slaanesh, he likes that gak).

Is the isolation and loss of the entire imperium's planets really that big a price to pay, to have the emperor thrusting alongside us once more?

Besides, we can turn the beacon on again, jeez, it's not like it has to turn off forever.

Besides, as previously discussed, we have Leeroy Marines at our disposal, and the angry marines. Can your guardsmen REALLY stand in the way of that?

i pledge the: lucifer guard regiment and its associated tanks.
and the griffonsbane chapter of the adeptus astartes have defected to to the adeptus thrusticus

my main issue of the emperors revivel is that the Ecclesiarchy false image of the emperor as a god will cause millions to go into maddness but on the plus side the remaining primarches might come back...

raptor8 wrote:my main issue of the emperors revivel is that the Ecclesiarchy false image of the emperor as a god will cause millions to go into maddness but on the plus side the remaining primarches might come back...

they shall be the primarchs of the adeptus thrusticus, they shall lead my 20 legions of thrusting stormtroopers and i shall replace the god emporer,

Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.

raptor8 wrote:Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.

the god emporer shall be replaced by the great thrusting god, ME!!

shas'o vera wrote:

raptor8 wrote:Replace the emperor! I may dislike the way the ecclesiarchy portrays the emperor,but the emperor is the best chance for humanitys survival.

the god emporer shall be replaced by the great thrusting god, ME!!

I support this

again, NEVER!

raptor8 wrote:again, NEVER!

oh come on, i know another way of powering the spaceships of the imperium....

and that way is?

Look at us now Nikev! Our numbers are so many, that it would be tedious and a waste of time to count them all!

Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters

raptor8 wrote:Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters

SEE THEIR WEAKNESS, SEE THEIR COWARDICE we shall ANNIHILATE THEM...
all praise Shas'o Vera for he is truly godly

a third time NEVER!

raptor8 wrote:Nikev where are you I need some support do deal with the pelvic thrusters

quickly men, overthrow them, they left this topic undefended and we'll strike them now...

I will stand in you way!

Strike, onwards we will destroy them...
Men of Thrusting, Do you want to live forever???


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*promptly explodes raptor8's head with a snub nosed auto-pistol*

GUARDSMEN here they come OPEN FIRE! makes 4+ armor save

heavy artillery on my position, NOW!!! We need armour support

The 142nd Angel Guard (2500pts IG) and the Storm Riders (1500pts SM) pleges its support to Nikev and all loyalist forces opposed to the Thursting movement.
"I am my Emperor's sword, the right hand of Justice and the last living thing you will ever see....All guns FIRE!!!"

all manticores and hydras obliterate the invades Leman russes fire on their tanks all vendettas take out all armor and artillery infantry hold the line reinforcements we need support move in on my guardsmens flanks

Valkyries inbound... Maurauder bombing run succesfully completed

ratlings fire on all officers and gunners, bane wolf focus on the infantry concentrations

Manta missile group inbound, get into cover, let the gunships deal with it...


TAKE DOWN THOSE ABHUMAN SCUMMY SNIPERS NOW!!!!
general's head promptly explodes

Would everyone kindly mind if they stop promptly exploding? Leg promptly explodes DAMMIT I NEED A MEDIC ON MY POSITION.

SENTILELS hit their flanks, hydras focus on the mantas, warhounds start a wall of fire and move them back, troops fire on my mark! FIRE!

Get those Emperor damned Broadside to pull their finger out and open fire on those titans, WHERE'S THAT GAKKING ARTILLERY SUPPORT???

STORM TROOPERS unleash you fury now take out those brodsides If you die you will long be remembered!

Not wanting to bring the nerdy wargaming side into this great disscussion but you've got str 3 ap 3 going against toughness 5 armour save 2+ broadsides with 4 twin linked str 5 ap5 shots... don't worry, those storm troopers will die and they will be remembered.

OoF Fox taking command of all the air and space units. Valks and Vendies are under your command raptor.

Readying Orbital bombardments to fire on your command Raptor.

To all ships, form up on my flagship the "Emperor's Sword", All ships crusier and higher ready your guns for planetside target requests.
All fighter, bomber and escort wings engage any Heritc ships you see come into orbit, we will blockade this planet.

Atmos-fighters, get low, drity, aid with supporting the ground pounders. Bombers, target any and all targets of of worth aid with ground strikes when needed.

Vendettas Finish what the storm troopers started valks fire on the troop masses fleet launch a bonbardment on their center mass

I am here now Raptor! I was simply gone away doing something.......





KNIGHTS OF NUCIA!
STEEL OF RAZENGOAR!
ANGELS OF ORDAIN!

DESTROY THESE PELVIC THRUSING HEATHENS IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR AND FOR OUR LADY! REINFORCE THE LINE AND HOLD THE HEATHES BACK FROM THE GOLDEN THRONE!

HYDRAS, TAKE DOWN THAT AIR SUPPORT!!!
where's my goddam artillery??!!!


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*Earthshaker emplacements opening fire on those lackeys of Nikev*

3000pts of tyranids invade southwest position, while 3 squads of terminators deepstrike into the middle o fthe defensive position. Eldar falcons deploy on the right flank, disgorging dire avengers and guardians.

Give the callidus her orders, Ribon fox launch you bombardments on those hydras, Commissar Nikev welcome to the front

Baracuda air superiority units TAKE CONTROL OF THE SKIES!!!!

THank you dear friend.


ANGELS! TAKE THOSE BARACUDAS!

STOP BLEEDING AND FIGHT BACK! Nikev screams before gutting a thrusting attacker.

Hammerheads, hold our flank, pathfinders markerlight them... OPEN FIRE ON THE MARKED TARGETS!!!

Ground targets sighted...
Locking in.....
Fire!!

Hydras unleash death to the skys, manticores fire on those tryranids and fire counterbattery fire on the thruster artillery (any one else enjoying this?)

A lumbering wall of carnifexes charge the storm troopers sluaghtering them to a ma n. gargoyles provide harrasment to ground troops, distracting them from ludd'searthshaers.

Storm Riders requesting drop zone deployment to shaw up the line.
Fighters keep the air ours, Bombers take out the Hydras them smash their rank'n file.

storm raiders deploy on their west flank and press them in

ONWARDS MEN OF PELVIC THRUSTING
"Pain is temporary, Honour is forever"

Get those heavy mortars raining down on those MotherFethers

heavy bolters and autocannons fire on the on coming infantry men HOLD THE LINE

GAK we've got heavy mechanized units on that ridge, ready the deathstrike missiles...
"but sir"
I SAID DO IT YOU FETH!!!!

SHORE UP FIRE ON THAT EAST FLANK AND KEEP FIRING!


The Angels of Ordain screached into the battle and began tearing into the Gargoyles. The Steel of Razengoar began its rapid deployment of troops and hammered the Carnifex horde till its last.

Withe the Knights of Nucia charging and the Old Imperium fighting this new Heretical sense of an Imperium The forces came to a flat-line stand still of death and carnage.

Guardians, open fire on the nay sayers! Show them that even a lowly guardian can strive to greatness when he believes! Harpies, help Ludd's barracudas! We shall show these non-believers that we will not be beaten!

XV8s inbound, fireknife configuration, squad pattern delta. take down those feths.*Salutes to jet packing flying death*

The terminators continue slaughtering the guardsmen, destroying sentinels and some chimeras. Despite these deeds, 2/3 terminators are dead. A path of destruction, is left behind them.

Ribon Fox fire you bonbardments now! Forward to VICTORY!- Last transmintion from General Raptor

Blasting a dropping jet-packer, Nikev grabs a chainsword from a fallen soul, raises it to the sky, Revs the machine and roars a roar of hate and defiance to the pelvic thrusters. The men around him begin roaring in defiance and begin to make a push to halt the thrusting army and show them the might of the True Emperor.

Ludd falls to the ground clutching his arm... "Remember me..." Ludd out

Thurst on to victory men! Destroy them!-Chapter Master Gerard McThruster: MIA last seen attacking the hydra's position with the last survivors of the terminators. Assault squads descend on the storm troops, storm ravens join the harpies and barracudas.

Tell Shas'o Vera I did well, I did well didn't I Munch? *collapses*

(On a side note we are either very on topic or on topic)

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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Tell Shas'o Vera I did well, I did well didn't I Munch? *collapses*

Farseer Munch looks on the dying form of Ludd. "You did well, comrade. Your emperor would be proud." A squad of guardsmen catch the farseer off guard, killing him before he can erect any defenses. "Argh! keep fighting my fellow sphess elves! Know that your deaths will not be in vain!"
Farseer Munch falls beside his fellow thruster.

"Ludd??"

"LUDD!!!!!!"

Vera goes nuts, jumping straight into battle in his proto type XV101 battle suit, towering above everyone and every thing, even the warhounds looked like ants before its feet, tearing through the lines of men and tanks, going straight for Nikev, not stopping for anything, no dents or firepower could stop him, or stay his wrath among Nikev's forces, everything fell.

"NIKEV!!!! I'LL KILL YOUUUU!!!"

WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!

i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .

Way Master Walt wrote:WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!

i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .

This is very on topic. In the 40k universe, if you say something, millions of people will die. So, something not to do in the 40k universe would be: say something.

Munch Munch! wrote:

Way Master Walt wrote:WOW
make one comment involving pelvic trusting and accidentally cause a war !!

i guess this what a farseer feels like . . .

This is very on topic. In the 40k universe, if you say something, millions of people will die. So, something not to do in the 40k universe would be: say something.

sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

All ships ready,
Begin bombing them back to the stoneage.

All Lance batterys target the Titans, Fire now!

Storm Riders drop pods enrout, eta to planet side 5min.
Launch aditional fighter wings to escort the Drop pods, once down help the Valks.

Storm Riders Battle barge are targeting the Tyrnid hords, firing in, 3... 2... 1!

Might of Light's lances target the strong hold, strip their shields and raze it to the ground!

Cyclonic Torpedos ready for any Inqusions say so!

recorded voice of raptor is heard on all channels though a timer : now is the time to deploy the Apoclaypse titan

Angry marines arrive and truly FETH ALL OF YOU UP.
Leeroy Marines launch furious charge.

Pelvic thursters only army remaining on battlefield.

Pelvic thrusters stand victorious.

*Cyclonic torpedos rain from the heavens*

Angry Marines chew the heads off the torpedos.

Look raptor, you WILL not counter the Angry Marines.

*The galaxy implodes from epicness*

the last 5? pages were fun

I'm glad you've capitulated. I was afraid I was going to have to get Creed to hide the enemy commanders on another world. xD

Thousands of rippers charge the firing line. Dozens die, but a large number reach the defense, overtaking the guardsmen. Their fellows watch in horror, wondering if they should shoot, before they scream out as they get devoured.
A sudden roar is heard. Three massive biotitans charge from the rear, killing hundreds, They proceed towards the hydras, destroying them and anyone who defends them. Ludd's troops move to secure the hydra zone. Once there, they find the bodies of Gerard McThruster and his terminator retinue, and they realize that they are in the precense of true heroes, and strie to live, fight and die by they're example.

#......----This is a Voxcast to any Fleet ship with a Inquisitor lord onbord---I'm requesting permission from any Loyal Inquisitor to fire multiple Cycloinc torpedos at the world below me---All friendly forces have been destroyed---Unlikely this acurssed hell hole can be retaken---Must act now before this vile coruption spreds to narbouring systems---I REPETE---NEED PERMISSION TO FIRE CYCLONIC TORPEDO!---......#

no chance of etting back on topic ?

not even if i

FIRE MAH LAZER

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Inquisitor bob: fire all torpedos now obliterate the world!

Too late. Maverick, Supreme Commander and Warmaster of all Thrust Forces has already taken this world using only a squad of leeroy marines and a company of angry marines. Cook Mah Sock, Bitchezzz hahahaha

Mwahaha! The internet will be ours! One day, pelvic thrusting will be a world wide meme!

*high fives munch*

But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

This is the Emperor's Sword to ALL SHIPS



FIRE EVERY THING!!!


BOOM!!!11!!!!!1!!

Our troops have already retreateds

Never ever ever tell Inquisitor Badasious that Chuck Norris was better.

opps looks like the war is over...ermm, who won?

do you realise what MAH LAZER does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ81XbDbRtY&feature=related

Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.

Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!

I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.

Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.

Ribon Fox wrote:opps looks like the war is over...ermm, who won?

well, we won the ground battle, but you blew us up. But some had time to escape before you destroyed the planet. So let's call it a draw.

Technically, the exterminatus never succeeded - We Chewed the heads off the torpedos, remember?

Munch Munch! wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.

Okay, I'll do it, just not right now.

But whoever whats to be in this war PM me and I'll add you to the roster(I don't want randomo people joining in unless it is agreed)
Be sure to tell me your name and what army you bring to the table.
We're not doing the whole points thing....that matters not in the imagination.

Maverick wrote:Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!

I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.

Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.

Yeah, too bad I'm dead. Give it to my craftworld. Tell them of the story of Ludd and Munch. How we had each other's back in the face of death. Tell them that this is a chance for us to create an alliance for the humans and the eldar. Tell them that all one has to do is believe in the thruster and he shall be able to accomplish anything.

I cant belive i missed all that. Stupid work.


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I can't believe i missed the war. Stupid work and no letting me use internets.

w.....what the hell did i miss?

The most apocalyptic battle that would make bl writers mega jeaolus.


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Commissar NIkev wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:

Commissar NIkev wrote:But that day is not today, so lets get back on topic, if you want a true war, I'll RP something in a battle for the Warhammer 40k universe.


If you all want to true Pelvic War for the Wahammer Universe, we could make a new thread....but lets get back on topic here.

Alright! Let's do it! I'm not starting the topic tho. Dibs out.

Okay, I'll do it, just not right now.

But whoever whats to be in this war PM me and I'll add you to the roster(I don't want randomo people joining in unless it is agreed)
Be sure to tell me your name and what army you bring to the table.
We're not doing the whole points thing....that matters not in the imagination.

Where you gonna place it? And what if newcomers want to be thrust in the most apocalyptc battle in the 41st millenium?

we shall fight this great battle in the world of 40k itself, tearing open the fabric of reality with out great thrusts into the unknown, and ripping a hole in Nikev's front lines... and defences...

Munch Munch! wrote:
Where you gonna place it? And what if newcomers want to be thrust in the most apocalyptc battle in the 41st millenium?

It is in Survivor Games with the Name PelvicHammer - The war for the Imperium of Man

If newcomers wish to join then simply need to send me a PM with their Details and I'll update the roster in the beginning post.

Munch Munch! wrote:

Maverick wrote:Who cares 'bout ya lazor, we've got a victory for the great thruster army!

I shall inform Shas'o Vera at once, as his warmaster, I feel it is my duty to send word.

Munch, you have done well this day, I invest thee with the "Order of the Golden Pelvis", in recognition of thy supreme bravery.

Yeah, too bad I'm dead. Give it to my craftworld. Tell them of the story of Ludd and Munch. How we had each other's back in the face of death. Tell them that this is a chance for us to create an alliance for the humans and the eldar. Tell them that all one has to do is believe in the thruster and he shall be able to accomplish anything.

Munch, your oratary skills are amazing... you should be a commissar my comrade

You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

Oh dear God no! Another soul has fallen to the foul coruption that is "Thrusting"

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

Welcome to the war, pelvic thruster. Don't forget to pm Commissar Nikev to tell what forces you bring to the movement.(He'll add you to the roster in the PelvicHammer thread in survivor games)

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

noooooooooooooooooooo..Those have the pelvic cannons (giggedy). I surrender my reaver titan to the noble conquest..*Also leaves thread*

Samus_aran115 wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

noooooooooooooooooooo..Those have the pelvic cannons (giggedy). I surrender my reaver titan to the noble conquest..*Also leaves thread*

Just like Facebook;

"Maverick" Likes this.

start a communist revolt on an imperial world

join a sports team as a Tau pilot

install a toilet in a titan

dress up as a fairy and skip among the ranks of the eldar

beat the lord of change at chess

put silencers on Lootas flash guns

use terrible pick up lines on a SoB

dude... there ARE toilets in titans...

Way Master Walt wrote:
use terrible pick up lines on a SoB

Already been done -> Hey Good Lookin, What you cooking, How bout we go make our own recipie for a steamy hot IF YOU ARE NOT OF AGE TO TAKE CERTAIN JOKES DO NOT! UNCOVER THAT SPOILER!

Maverick wrote:dude... there ARE toilets in titans...

i doubt it you think a tech priest would like the idea of doing their business ON the machine god

I THINK NOT my friend

the Machine god would not be best pleased !!

It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

Maverick wrote:It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

Machine God - Accepting your deuces so you cant get back to destroying Cities

...standard.

Maverick wrote:It's not ON the machine god, it's IN the machine god. big difference.

ok thats much worst like titan scale gets hot result worse follwed by a nuclear detonation worse !!!!

yup. I've done it myself. Besides, TSOALR made a joke about toilets on titans, so they must exist.

they very well could but if anything could wake the sleeping void dragon its being excreted on

I mean it can only sleep through so much

hahah! I've never shat on a c'tan before... this needs to be done xD

i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Way Master Walt wrote:i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Did you take his piece........put it on the ground.....and drop a deuce on it? ...because for it being killed in the first turn that is what it deserves.

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Way Master Walt wrote:i seen a nightbringer go down in the first turn of a 1,000pt game there ARE worst things that can be done to a c`tan

Did you take his piece........put it on the ground.....and drop a deuce on it? ...because for it being killed in the first turn that is what it deserves.

not quite, i nearly collapsed laughing at the guy

he was playing a guy new to the hobby so it was his first battle and the guy with the C`tan was like "this guy, this guy right here is going to kill all of your guys, easy !!"

then the new guy fired 3 assault cannons at it and it died

I would probably had to have laughed that guy back to the time when Warhammer was Unknown to the world!

Yea he wasnt happy about it :L

That Matters Not! He was very arrogant and shouldn't have been acting like that.....he got what he deserved......^.^

Yes, smited he was

Be master of the ordnance and called an orbital bombardment on a squad of Zerkers stood next to an enemy baneblade with 1 structure point.

I think you can probably guess what happened

Yea but losing a C`tan in the first turn will do for now

As a Space Marine of Any chapter, dont violate any of the 628 Commandments

Twas unneeded.

Sorry folks.

Cambak wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

I'll see your Pelvic thrusting Emperor Titan and raise you an Angry Ex-Girl friend with a sledge hammer.

I think I win this debate.

*leaves thread*

this pelvic trusting thing was moved to another thread

Way Master Walt wrote:

Cambak wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:You pelvic thrusters are morons. I join the anti-thrusters with a reaver titan (lies)

I see your Reaver Titan, and raise you a Pelvic-Thrusting Emperor Titan

EDIT: If anyone in this thread is skilled in making .gifs, would you kindly produce one of the above?

I'll see your Pelvic thrusting Emperor Titan and raise you an Angry Ex-Girl friend with a sledge hammer.

I think I win this debate.

*leaves thread*

this pelvic trusting thing was moved to another thread

Was it? *looks over the last page or two*
Indeed it was.

*Pelvic Thrusts*

Fwahahhaha!

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Hell Yeah, *High Fives Maverick again*

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will never get back on topic :(

well well walt, you have to join us now, or face all three of the pelvic thrusting general.

NEVER !!!!

I am not going to particapate in this !!
i regreted starting this so much i deleted the original comment the only evidence left is a quote but that means nothing, NOTHNG I TELL YOU !!!!

Tell a commisar that their lazy emperor needs to comes of his golden throne-thingy and comes kick some xeno/chaos ass

shas'o vera wrote:well well walt, you have to join us now, or face all three of the pelvic thrusting general.

Four!
I have arrived!!!!

aha! Munch is here, now we shall infect this thread again.

What next?

oh i am not sure to be honesy with you, i was thinking of moving our cause into other topics, infecting them as well, hmm....

How so?

i dont know, stop asking so many questions, or im throwing you with the non thrusting one's into the pit..

An barely audible cry " I'm still down here, hello? can anyone here me?"

Warmaster Maverick smiled. He had successfully called, through the matter of the immaterium, for his brothers, simply by pelvic thrusting. He wondered how else he could use this to his advantage...

He throws a boot down into the pit where the cry came from. "quiet you!!"

Wait, am I in the pit? I stopped asking questions though!

*Hands Vera another Boot.*

"hmm..... Munch, lets call this strike 1..."

"and this is strike two" Scout Sargent Narko said, before shooting Munch in the pelvis and destroying it entirely. Never To Thrust properly again, what will Munch do now?

Maverick used super potion;

Munch was healed!

Narko falls to one knee and raises a fist to the sky. "DAMN YOU SUPER POTIIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!! before running away.

Vera used pelvic thrust.

Narko was stunned

aha! but Narko is wearing a specialized helmet of anti thrust attacks.....good for quick retreats

Hi everyone, I'm back, what's Munch doing in that pit?

-points and laughs at the foolish Thrusters- Mozzy was kidding around and said he was in the hole...because Shas told someone he'd put them in the pit with the other Non-thrusters

Play Battlefield Bad Company 2 when you fight as IG soilder against xenos

@ Shas " haha you fool I shall now use this boot to excavate a network of tunnels to undermine you from within your base" *manic laughing* None shall stop me, the dark gods will bless me with godly powers that will make you quake in your boats. * More Manic Laughing*
Then I shall do strange and mildly disturbing things to your spinal cord" etc etc etc.

@Moz

Not if I can help it!

Then you too shall become a target of my diabolical plot to take other the universe with nothing but a boot and Vera's spinal cord

Actually, Nikev has Vera's spinal cord at the moment.

NOOOOOO!!! Thwarted at the last moment of perhaps eternal glory.

I want a spinal cord :-(...

Well if you turned round I could get you one

Ludd, you're the hero of the thrust-corps! you have a spine, dammit!

No, you misunderstand... I have a spinal cord... Wait, what am I talking about, why am I in a pit?

*lifts ludd out*

Are ya happy now? :L

grabs ludds leg as he is lefted out

"HAHA now I am free to enact my plan but with your spinal cord Maverick for Thwarting all of my plans for universal domination and leaping majestically out of cargo ships

Maverick smiled, then booted mozzy squarely in the face, back into the pit.

"Quit yo' jibba-jabba, foo'!"

Sir once again I concede defeat and dig my way out of this pit with Vera's boot

Maverick offered Mozzy a choice. Join the thrusters, or die!

oh well as a perfectly law abiding Slaaneshi I think i'll trade allegiance's and join the thrusters

YAY


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better tell Nikev, he wont be happy

Maverick opened the hangar doors.

"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"

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Goes on Rampage

So am I still in the pit?

Nuclear launch detected

"Somebody call in the exterminator?"

Turns around as the camera pans out and shows the entire explosion as Cambak walks epically out of the mini-nukes radius.


^^^^
Something you should never try to do in 40k.

Maverick wrote:

"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"

Proceeds to rape Maverick. (Never invite a Slaaneshi to thrust)

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:

Maverick wrote:

"Thrust forth, my slaaneshi brother!"

Proceeds to rape Maverick. (Never invite a Slaaneshi to thrust)

...well, this is awkwaaaaard.

Ludd throws hands in fornt of his face and backs out of the room...

Ask Chapter Master Pugh what he thinks of the meal.

Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette

pull a space wolf's beard

play cards against Tzeentch

ask too many questions

Ask harlequins if they want to join your traveling circus

@ Maverick sorry dude you just fell right into it


@Samus, I think I read somewhere that they travelled together in troupes which then performed for other eldar (which in my opinion is kind of a circus), but I could be wrong.

Ask Mechanicus why is the technology so stangant.

get lost in a hive underbelly.

Teabag roboute guilliman claiming "it's alright, he's in stasis"

*sprays mozy with a water bottle* Bad Bad slaaneshi

Corennus wrote:
Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette

I did this once.....it was horrible. What I saw was just as bad as seeing and Ewok and Rancor mate(Ewok recieving). The result was a Wampa.

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Corennus wrote:
Try and sneak a peek at a daemonette

I did this once.....it was horrible. What I saw was just as bad as seeing and Ewok and Rancor mate(Ewok recieving). The result was a Wampa.

I knew it!

S_P

Space_Potato wrote:

I knew it!

S_P

Be glad I told you and you didn't have to see it.......like myself

Commisar Wolfie wrote:*sprays mozy with a water bottle* Bad Bad slaaneshi

Picks up a stick and throws it "Fetch"

touche salesman touche

Play baseball with a spore mine and taunt an angry marine deadanaught that has no arms or legs, at that time

eyeball commisar yarrick.

You dont need to sneak a peek at a deamonette they show you wether you want to see or not.

Fly like a bird

Walk into the imperial palace and scream BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD or simmilarly heretical saying

Try and create a race that understands science. They went mad at the casual disregard for reality and now follow SCIENCE!!
But by the Emperor you must never █████ an ███ with a █████ and never around an Eldar.EVER!!!

Also the Novus join against the pelvic thrusters.

Call Dante a wrinkly old man.

Thrust your mind into the hive mind.

Play the slaping game with calgar.

get into a comedy panto slap fight with calgar.

Ask a mad dok to put you under anathestic (Concushun').

And then letting him give you medical attention.

zilegil wrote:Thrust the hive mind.

There. Now it's funny.

lolololol!!! So do you wish join our thrusting ranks metalliafan?

metallifan wrote:

zilegil wrote:Thrust the hive mind.

There. Now it's funny.

*a squad of men fill the room, two of witch grab hold of metallifan*

"Hurry! We must purify him before he falls to the powers of chaos!"

*The squad quickly leaves with metallifan, he is never seen again*

Munch Munch! wrote:lolololol!!! So do you wish join our thrusting ranks metalliafan?

...of course he does!

Indeed, my Legion of Thrusting Emperor Titans and the Regiment of the Pevisticus Thrustus 51st Imperial Guard stand ready. Should their combined might not prove enough, however, I also offer the services of my good friend, and Chapter Master of the 'Knights Erectus', Phallus Maximus

metallifan wrote:Indeed, my Legion of Thrusting Emperor Titans and the Regiment of the Pevisticus Thrustus 51st Imperial Guard stand ready. Should their combined might not prove enough, however, I also offer the services of my good friend, and Chapter Master of the 'Knights Erectus', Phallus Maximus

Welcome to the Dark Side. I Invest thee as "Colonel Metallifan" of the Thrust-Corps.

Go forth, and Pelvicise the universe!

Lol.

http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png


Well I don't think it is bad enough for that, and i'm no inquisitor, So whatever.

WAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!! Ork got no reproductive organs.

Good. If orks had "those" They'd do nothing except "that" all day. Orks are too simple.

Also, there are no female orks, which makes those organs useless. I could be wrong on that though..?


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Oh, and zilegil, change that second sentence in your sig to say "justin beiber" and change the ration to 90% 10%, since more people hate him

NEVER let the word bearers into your house

never send an off-world commisar to a cadian regiment

Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia

raptor8 wrote:never send an off-world commisar to a cadian regiment

metallifan wrote:Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia

Fail. Epic Fail.

read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

We're not looking for an argument, bro. Accept you failed, and try again some time xD

raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.

^^^^
never tell a Cadian that.

Cambak wrote:

raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.

^^^^
never tell a Cadian that.

Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD

tell a catachan that you meant to say a cadian

Maverick wrote:

Cambak wrote:

raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.

^^^^
never tell a Cadian that.

Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD

Don't make me get out my flamer.

Cambak wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Cambak wrote:

raptor8 wrote:read cadian blood, cadians generaly dislike/hate off worlders(exept for SM)

Yeah well, they have sticks up their ass.

^^^^
never tell a Cadian that.

Again, perhaps you mean catachan? xD

Don't make me get out my flamer.

You're just jealous i'm crispier than you biatch :L

Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.

bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.

What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?

Why not?

What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?

Yea secret under cover workers. (:

bob the heretic wrote:

What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?

Yea secret under cover workers. (:

To be honest, my local GW's staff are like the bloody SPANISH inquisition...

You may have a point, fine sir.

Maverick wrote:

bob the heretic wrote:

What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?

Yea secret under cover workers. (:

To be honest, my local GW's staff are like the bloody SPANISH inquisition...

You may have a point, fine sir.

Yea mine too, wish you luck in the far future (:

Never tell a commissar that the standard is more important that he is.

Commissar's always win

Never, ever play capture the flag matches with creed.

"I'm at the enemy's base - wait, where's the flag?"

"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"

I'm sure it would be more like this.

"All right, i'm at the enemy base. I'm going to retrieve the flag. Wait, what's that behind the it?"

*A baneblade pops out*
"Eat Tank treads biatch!"

"CREEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nah, he'd hide a baneblade behind the pebble next to it. If he's got a whole flag to work with, I can't see him hiding anything smaller than an imperator titan. Probably an escort cruiser, tbh.

Nah, I'm sure a whole imperial fleet could hide behind it.

Just a fleet?

Chuck Norris?

bob the heretic wrote:Chuck Norris?

Been there, made the joke about 4 pages back pahahahha

Chuck Norris is actually the Omnissiah.

I hate chuck norris, just wanted to make a joke for old-times sake

Samus_aran115 wrote:Chuck Norris is actually the Omnissiah.

I hate chuck norris, just wanted to make a joke for old-times sake

No, he's the father to the gods of chaos.

Fools! He is really the God-Emperor of Mankind! How else could you explain his power, charisma and awesomeness so pure you can't handle it?

Maverick wrote:

bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.

What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?

O my goodness.....If this is true, I hope I get the job at my local nerd-store...although its not a GW official store they sell GW stuff....so hopefully I'll be issued a bolt pistol buy a trench coat and wear my commissar hat ^.^ Bang Bang

Let me guess your first priority. You plan on finding Shas'o vera and executing him, right!?!?

metallifan wrote:Need to get your worlds right bud. You're thinking of Catachan, not Cadia

That's true, while the cadians disrespect off-worlders(Cadian Blood) the catachans also disrespect off-worlders, the catachans tend to only kill commissars of any world. The cadians think its disrespectful if they are assigned an off-worlder as a commissar, but may only kill them if the commissar is black. Yes, catachans don't like off-worlders, and cadians are just rascist.


Also, all GW employees are actually slaaneshi cultists. That's why they are always trying to push expensive plastic, you just need more because you do.

Another thing not to do in the 40k universe is to ask about the dental plan offered by joining nurgle.

Samus_aran115 wrote:Never tell a commissar that the standard is more important that he is.

Commissar's always win

Ludd approves
sigged

halonachos wrote:Also, all GW employees are actually slaaneshi cultists. That's why they are always trying to push expensive plastic, you just need more because you do.

Of course! the god of excess sponsors GW!

Munch Munch! wrote:Let me guess your first priority. You plan on finding Shas'o vera and executing him, right!?!?

you hit the nail on the head