Guys, please take your thrusting war stuff to the pelvichammer thread in survivor games and don't feth up this thread. Don't think i don't like the pelvic war, I'm part of it too. But please fight it in the official thread and don't get this one closed down. Thank you.
Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB.
Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon.
Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind.
Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork.
Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone.
Don't thrust your pelvis.
Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork. Unless you're a member of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone. Especially if you're a part of the pelvic thruster movement. Don't thrust your pelvis. Especially if you're a part of the pelvic thruster movement.
I've released a new mixtape, consisting of some songs to listen to while you're thrusting.
1) Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis.
2) Revelry - Kings of Leon
3) Operation Ground and Pound - Dragonforce
4) Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six
5) Surrender - Cheap Trick
6) Big Balls - ACDC
7) All out of Love - Air Supply
8) I Touch Myself - Blondie
9) More than a feeling - Boston
10) Human Touch - Bruce Springsteen
11) I Wish I Were Blind - Bruce Springsteen
12) Jerk it out - The Caesars
13) Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
14) Knock on Wood - David Bowie
15) A Big Hunk O' Love - Elvis Presley
16) Big Iron - Johnny Cash
17) Any Way You Want It - Journey
18) Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
19) Feeling Good - Nina Simone
20) Innuendo - Queen
(Note - these songs were chosen for innuendo names, NOT musical preference - although, having said that, some of them are the sex for your ears.)
Guys, seriously, can you all just take this thrust war BACK to the thread it's meant for, or just make a second one where you can rant at each other back and forth like you do on this thread (and god knows how many others).
A mod is gonna come a long eventually, and then you will all get marked for spam...
Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
(If you are a marine player)
Ask a Cadian 177th Commander to be your meat sheilds
Challenge Imperial Guard to a "see who can shoot farther" contest
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Ask an ork to do your math homework
Tell Dark Eldar that slavery is dead
Tell a Blood Pact trooper that Khorne sucks (or any follower of Khorne for that matter)
Point at Nurgle and say "EWWW", 'tis very rude
Fart in a Space Marine's general direction
Excell at small, quick wars and fight the Imperial Guard
High five Commissar Yarrick
Tell Pask he's a terrible shot
Munch Munch! wrote:Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
It is ironic, I tend to take most the threads I jump in off-topic. For once it wasn't me, atleast.
Anyway, I'll promptly bugger off and un-sub this thread. And if the mods eat you, don't say you weren't warned
Munch Munch! wrote:Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
It is ironic, I tend to take most the threads I jump in off-topic. For once it wasn't me, atleast.
Anyway, I'll promptly bugger off and un-sub this thread. And if the mods eat you, don't say you weren't warned
I doubt the mods can find my house, nevermind eat me. xD
Munch Munch! wrote:Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
It is ironic, I tend to take most the threads I jump in off-topic. For once it wasn't me, atleast.
Anyway, I'll promptly bugger off and un-sub this thread. And if the mods eat you, don't say you weren't warned
I doubt the mods can find my house, nevermind eat me. xD
You risk your soul with such heresy against our most beloved gods. /sarcasm
Wraithlordmechanic wrote on an SM/twilight likening thread: What an original, funny, and thought provoking thread. I have never seen anything like this.*cough*fail*cough*
Munch Munch! wrote:Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
It is ironic, I tend to take most the threads I jump in off-topic. For once it wasn't me, atleast.
Anyway, I'll promptly bugger off and un-sub this thread. And if the mods eat you, don't say you weren't warned
I doubt the mods can find my house, nevermind eat me. xD
You'd be surprised, actually.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Maverick wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Munch Munch! wrote:Dude, relax. People have gone off-topic a bunch of times, and still threads and members survive the modquisition. Just let us have our fun for a bit. We will get back on topic soon enough.
It is ironic, I tend to take most the threads I jump in off-topic. For once it wasn't me, atleast.
Anyway, I'll promptly bugger off and un-sub this thread. And if the mods eat you, don't say you weren't warned
I doubt the mods can find my house, nevermind eat me. xD
You risk your soul with such heresy against our most beloved gods. /sarcasm
No, all you're really risking is this lame thread getting locked.
Maverick wrote:Wraithlordmechanic wrote on an SM/twilight likening thread: What an original, funny, and thought provoking thread. I have never seen anything like this.*cough*fail*cough*
Wait... does that thread really exist?
MY GOD, WHAT A FAILURE.
Yep, and it got nice and locked, after an expected amount of hate levelled at it. It was a pleasure to be a part of the aggressors.
Maverick wrote:Wraithlordmechanic wrote on an SM/twilight likening thread: What an original, funny, and thought provoking thread. I have never seen anything like this.*cough*fail*cough*
Wait... does that thread really exist?
MY GOD, WHAT A FAILURE.
Yep, and it got nice and locked, after an expected amount of hate levelled at it. It was a pleasure to be a part of the aggressors.
Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Clone creed and organise a battle between them (or is it him? how do you make it plural?).
I'd love to see a creed versus macharius poker match.
Macharius would lose by overstrecthing his battle line and running out of troops. He would actually be outflanked by a
tactical genu- CCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
You get the picture anyway. Sorry about that.
Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Munch Munch! wrote:
shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Can I refer to them as the "nuns with guns"?
Thou shalt not transit images of scantily clad sisters through the astropath.
Thou shalt not use smoke grenades to aid your sneaking into the sisters barracks.
Thou shalt not put a “purge me” sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.
Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/Sister battle.
Playing naughty movies in your Power armour’s auto senses is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
Thou shalt not teleport into the Sister’s showering facilities.
Thou shalt not taunt our revered Dreadnought brethren by tapping on their window and saying “anyone in there?”
Mwahawr, here you go. I'd be surprised if it hasn't already been posted, but oh well. If you haven't seen it, well here's a way to waste 30-45 minutes of your life! ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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338 ways to get a summary execution OR how to be a space marine.doc
Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB.
Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon.
Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind.
Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork.
Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone.
Don't thrust your pelvis.
S_P
Actually #6 is fine couldn't hit you anyways.....
That and pelvic thrusts physicically ruptures the brain of the target So ANYWAYS...........................
Dont celebrate mardi gras with the emperors childre
AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM FIND BEADS!!!
SERIOUSLY DON"T YOU DON"T WANNA" FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS....... *don't make me mommy i promise i won't do it again*shudder*shudder*
Never Deploy 50 Eldar Gaurdians on one game table because they can attach heavy weapon platforms. The 5 Star cannons dont make it worth while.
Never Deploy 3 Reapers at the edge of your firing line and expect your opponent to ignore them.
Never Fly your Jetbikes straight at a block of Necron warriors that just teleported through their monolith.
Never say to an Inquistior " I had saw this hawt chick with purple skin in this bar last night! man she was totally smokin......no really she was actually smoking"
Never slap a Space Marine with the back of your hand, it provokes their kill rage.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
Well, personally, if I saw it coming towards me in a battle, my reaction would be something like this --
"Omgwtfbbq is that shizze??!?"
"It looks like a carnifex with a miss-shaped airbed for a head that's high on hash or summin'."
"wtf kill it nao!"
*squishes me*
"epic ow"
*boom*
everyone suicide-dies and the unnyufex gets reproduced again by the hive mind.
bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.
What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
I think all GW guys would be on the run, by how many people play zenos and chaos.
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DEATH89 wrote:
TyraelVladinhurst wrote:
DEATH89 wrote:Ask a follower of Slaanesh if they're "looking for a good time"
did that... it was fun ^.^
HERESY!!
Already done that, bad luck.
Well I took it back because I'm no Inquisitor and everybody expects me, also
roll on good slannesh times.
Depends witch (get it?) kind of heresy I'm commiting today.
(I got it)
Unfortunately for you, you're wrong! Heresy is heresy, it just comes in different ways. Now, I've been distracting you with this conversation this whole time, and as we speak, Grey Knight Terminators have teleported into your house. Burn, heretic, burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skulls for the Skull Thr-I mean, for the Emperor! *ahem* yes, erm..hmmm.. *runs*
- Take a crap on a craftworld and use a spirit stone to wipe after. A farseers robes would work well in this case also.
- Ask a haemonculi to 'dinner and a show'
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Epic threadnomancy, right there.
+1
-gak a female inqusitior, and break-up with them after stealing their laspistol.
-Do hilter like impersonations around the Death Korps of Krieg.
- Paint kick me's on the backs of dreadnoughts.
- Do anything stupid in the 40k universe.
Gorgarak wrote:- Take a crap on a craftworld and use a spirit stone to wipe after. A farseers robes would work well in this case also.
- Ask a haemonculi to 'dinner and a show'
as an eldar youth, shove a spirit stone in a falcon's exhaust.
you hit the nail on the head
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I agree. Get thee hence to endless night and another thread heretic scum!
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