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The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 00:45:20


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have a pet shark. It likes the way you taste, and always tries to take a bite. Or three.

I wish to hear some new, good, Christmas misic on the radio instead of the same old songs over & over.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 04:19:40


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Justin Bieber releases a new Christmas album and the radio station plays it every chance they get.

I wish for a nice relaxing weekend.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 04:21:38


Post by: undivided

Granted, enjoy your eternity-long weekend alone in the depths of space, the only place left to relax.

I wish I was a Modquistor, so I can Kill the Threadomancer, Burn the Troll, and Purge the Uncensored.

(I believe this is the second time you Ninja'd me )


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 06:13:37


Post by: snurl

Granted, you are a MOD. You spend the rest of your days cleaning up threads and it takes so much time that you never get to post anything of your own again and for some reason people hate you for it.

I wish that finding a Christmas Tree is not too much of a hassle this year.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 08:32:52


Post by: undivided

Granted, You find the tree with ease, as it is in your backyard. However the tree you find is the last natural ever Christmas Tree tree. You are faced with the dilemma of either saving it for future generations or being selfish and keeping it to yourself. Eventually the burden of the situation causes you to commit suicide.

I wish that this wish will be granted without a twist of consequences.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 08:47:30


Post by: snurl

Granted. You didn't really wish for anything except for your wish to go off without a hitch which in itself is a cruel twist.


I wish that our Christmas tree is at least as nice as last years.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 14:56:44


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But,you have no presents under it. And you have no family for Christmas.


I wish for lego lol


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 15:25:04


Post by: undivided

Granted, enjoy your 1,000 lbs. Industrial-brand lego.

I wish for something that cannot cause me any consequences or twists.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 15:25:50


Post by: snurl

Ouch. That hurt.

Granted. You have Lego. Just one very small one. You don't even notice it in your sandwich until you choke to death on it.

Oops ninja.

Granted. You are in the army in a small weather station by yourself in the Antarctic. Absolutely nothing happens.

I wish that everyone has the best holiday season ever.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 21:40:11


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but it is the last holiday season ever because the world explodes.

I wish that my child will outgrow his speech apraxia and learn how to talk soon.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 23:19:20


Post by: snurl

Granted. He outgrows it and becomes a Gangsta Rapper.

I wish for some chocolate covered cherries.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/10 23:53:36


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you choke on them.

I wish that there wuz no D@MN F@#$ING H.S.T.!!!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 02:29:00


Post by: snurl

Graanted. There is no sales tax in Canada. Government programs go unfunded, benefiets cease, people are hungry and it's all your fault.

I wish for a little bit of Bailey's to put in my coffee.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 03:33:32


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But then you just fall down dead on yo face cuz you are allergic to it.

I wish for no HST,but the origianal Sales and Provincial taxes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 03:42:21


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but the original sales and provincial taxes are raised to crazy proportions and you cannot afford any goods. (Btw, what is HST? the only thing i'm coming up with is holiday sales tax, and that doesn't seem right)

I wish that my army was fully painted, finished, and ready to battle.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 05:15:54


Post by: Evaelc

granted. Hope you like the pink paint job that looks like a two year old painted it.

I wish the lawns got done and i still got paid.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 06:18:33


Post by: snurl

Granted. Lawns are done and you got paid. In pennies. A bag full. Happy counting.

I wish for a nice hot cup of coffee that is not poisoned nor too hot to drink.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 06:19:30


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

You do get paid...paid to dance around in a fairy dress while the lawns are being mowed for the entertainment of your landscaping staff.

I wish that my pink forces did not look like my son had gotten hold of them.

Granted to snurl as well. the coffee is the right temperature, and it is not poison. It is just strawberry flavored and doesn't taste good.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 06:26:25


Post by: snurl

Granted. They look awesome with fine detail. But you can't find them.

I give up on Coffee. I wish for hot Cider.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 08:14:10


Post by: Evaelc

Hot cider. wait you didn;t mean 100000000000degrees did you. Oh well, too bad.

I wish that my bank account had a lot of money in it.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 08:43:35


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your bank account had a lot of money in it. Now it doesn't.

I wish I was Santa Claus.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 09:14:54


Post by: Evaelc

(wow that couldn't be closer to the truth. Gotta watch that tense.)

You are santa and you are behind on presents. for the rest of your life you spend it making presents for bratty kids who want ponies and don't believe in you. In fact hardly anyone believes in you anymore.

I wish that Santa Claus was Santa Claus not Snurl.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 10:08:47


Post by: snurl

Granted. Santa Claus is back to being himself. But no one believes in him.

I wish that Santa Clause is real.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 10:36:20


Post by: undivided

Granted, Santa Clause is real, she was the patroness saint of Grammar. Yet she was burned for heresy anyway.

I wish Santa Claus is real.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 11:01:58


Post by: snurl

Granted. Santa Claus is real. But he is not coming to your house because you've been bad.

I wish Santa Clause would bring me some coffee.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 11:10:43


Post by: undivided

Granted, enjoy your coffee in hell(?).

I wish for stuff.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 11:52:15


Post by: snurl

Granted. You find yourself in the Taxidermist's shop, and you are stuffed.


I wish for an un-loseable pen.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 12:26:23


Post by: undivided

(Didn't see that one coming )

Granted, enjoy your un-loseable pen without ink.

I wish for more Dakka.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 13:36:41


Post by: snurl

Don't we all?
Granted. You have full mod access and a bionic implant that reads all threads as they are posted. After a few days they find you in a corner gibbering Spesh Marines..Spesh Marines!!!

I wish my un-loseable pen has ink in it.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 14:00:18


Post by: undivided

Granted.Do you like radioactive ink?

I wish for Php 741,176,323.20 in Php 1,000.00 bills, non-fatal, un-loseable,un-stealable,indestructible, spendable,clean money, that is mine, in a bank that is not corrupt, which vault is also indestructible and that possessing it, it being the money in the bank mentioned, made me omnipotent and immune to spelling and\ or grammar-related consequences, or any consequences at all, in any form.

(Trying to break this for epicness , forgive me.)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 15:25:35


Post by: Lord of battles

OK... but your house burns down with you inside


I wish my tv would work


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 15:44:18


Post by: undivided

Not much of a twist, as I am still a millionaire, and omnipotent.

Granted, but all you get no cable and no electricity for that matter.

I wish for a better twist. (No offence Lord, see reason above )


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 18:53:13


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. you have all that stuff. But by wishing for nothing to happen brings everything bad to happen due to some crazy illogical logic that would take an hour to explain.

I wish I could go to E3 or ComiCon.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/11 23:58:55


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk

granted, they hire you as the night janitor. working alone...

I wish Tiny hammer was real.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 00:53:02


Post by: snurl

Granted. Tiny hammer is real. All over the world, 40k armies blast off into space, and their former owners are not happy with you for it.

I wish for a magical ring, with the ability to grant its wearer 3 wishes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 00:55:09


Post by: Evaelc

Granted bad luck you gave it to mrs snurl. hope you've been good to her.

I wish for a flavour of ice cream that makes me happy.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 05:54:44


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

granted. but it's the only thing you will eat and you die from MelNutrition.

I wish I had lotz an' lotz of donuts.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 08:00:52


Post by: Evaelc

you has lotz and lotz of donuts. However the police aren't too happy about it so in the middle of the night there is a strange break in and all your lotz and lotz of donuts are gone with a gelatinous blob siting in the middle of your lounge.

I wish that shoes were generic.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 08:08:22


Post by: undivided



Like that?

Granted, shoes are generic. They smell like rotten eggs.

I wish for donuts too.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 08:29:45


Post by: Evaelc

(hahahahaha i've seen that before. there is also one in NZ that was originally whose watching your speed and gthen got turned into who's watching you pee. and it had a picture of a little kid. hilarious.)

Granted however you decided to store them together with WGT and they both got stolen.

I wish that my generic shoes didn't smell.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 10:06:02


Post by: sluggaslugga

Granted however they come alive and run away!

I wish for infinite cookies!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 10:09:18


Post by: undivided

Granted! Where do you plan on putting them?

I wish for dinner.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 19:29:22


Post by: snurl

Granted. You get dinner. But it's all leftovers that should have been thrown out days ago.

I wish my christmas tree was not all wet, so I could bring it inside.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/12 22:55:36


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

granted. But it's infested with spiders!!!! Ewww *shudder*


I wish I could open my fething presents!!!!!!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 00:27:44


Post by: snurl

(the tree thing actually happened to us with tiny praying mantises a few years ago)

Granted. You can open your presents. On December 25th. Like everyone else.

I wish that my cats would stay out of the Christmas Tree.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 02:14:35


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But then REALY annoying Snotlings start messing it up.

I wish I could have a job at Great White (My local Hobby Store,were I get my 40k stuff).


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 03:40:52


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, you get a job there. Your job is to clean toilets and take out the trash. No one talks to you anymore because you've started to smell like toilets and garbage.

I wish that my child would go back to sleep.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 04:08:38


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you cant fall asleep still.


I wish for my last wish cuz Great White doesnt have public toilets and just one or two tiny plastic trashcans.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 04:11:18


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

fine, granted, but there is no employee discount.

I wish that I can find a good full time job at a library as a reference librarian.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 06:45:54


Post by: snurl

Granted. But when you start there every single book is nowhere near where it belongs.

I wish that the Robot Chicken show was on earlier so I could watch it more often.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 06:57:09


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Robot Chicken is on earlier, and you are able to watch it more often. However, it conflicts with another show that you like more.

I wish that this week goes by quickly. I am ready for my Christmas break.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 07:15:02


Post by: snurl

(me too)

Granted. The week flys by, but your shopping isn't finished and gifts aren't wrapped and everything else needs done too.

I wish for a new TV show as good or better than Lost was.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 08:29:16


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. It's called The Walking Dead. But you are not able to get that channel because you are suddenly unable to afford cable, satellite or internet. (Seriously Walking Dead is a great show).

I wish that I could figure out a 2000 point wood elf army list that makes sense.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 11:43:45


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, but every game you play with it you never roll anything but 1's, reguardless of the dice you use. Outside of games you roll normally.


I wish I could see into the future!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 20:17:39


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

You can see the future, but only your own death and the deaths of everyone you come in contact with.

I wish that I make a good army list, and that they are a winning army for me.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/13 21:52:06


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your list is immaculate. You win all of the tournaments and table most opponents by turn three. But now no one wants to play with you.

I wish my old game group would get back together.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 01:39:51


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted.but they kill each other becuz of some hatered developed when not playing w/ each other.

I wish I could kill Hitler when he was a baby(kinda like Terminator,ya know)so he doesnt do all the monstrosities he did.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 02:47:17


Post by: Chowderhead

Granted. We never develop Jet Fighters, and the USSR Nukes the hell out of us. Bye-Bye North America.

I wish Killa Kans were less spikey.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 03:10:09


Post by: snurl

Granted. Killa Kans are now smooth and they are called beer cans. People keep trying to open them.

I wish that all these presents were wrapped.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 03:39:13


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

They are all wrapped and then sent overseas to a family less fortunate than yours.

I wish for a soda, non-poisoned, that doesn't spill, can be opened, drank by me, and enjoyed that I will not die after consuming, and that will generally make me happy.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 04:42:53


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted.
What?
Oh! That's right,um....ah....urm......It.......you?.......
CRAP! I DON'T KNOW!
Oh!
You get killed BEFORE consuming it!

I wish for something...that does not exist but is found everywere in the farthest corners of the world...
But it's in the center of the galaxy at the same time.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 06:27:29


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have Nothing. At all. Enjoy it.

I wish my cat would play with it's own toys and leave these gifts alone.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 06:33:52


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. One of the cat's toys rolls outside and the cat follows it out there and is lost for several weeks. While no harm comes to the cat, it does stress your family out a lot for Christmas.

I wish i'd not died before getting to drink my soda.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 06:37:06


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are not dead, but now its gone flat.

I wish cats do not like ribbons and wrapping paper so much.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 08:06:48


Post by: undivided

Granted. They enjoy innards and human flesh instead.

I wish for BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 08:30:14


Post by: snurl

Granted. You get BLOOD. for the BLOOD GOD. And he shows up to collect it. And wants YOUR BLOOD TOO!!!!

I wish Taco Bell would actually put some sauce packets in the bag after they ask you "mild, hot, or fire?"


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 14:27:56


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But ya don't get Tacos.

I wish I had lotz of EggNog!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 15:18:54


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but it's the family friendly non-rum kind.

I wish that I hadn't committed to being a volunteer at the moment because I wanted a full time job instead.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 16:30:47


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, but you don't get a fulltime job either.

I wish I could turn invisible


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/14 23:42:53


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you cant turn un-invisible.

I wish I could think of more wishes...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/15 00:31:20


Post by: snurl

see next post.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/15 00:34:01


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have Alzhiemers disease. You think of new wishes all the time. And never stop making new friends.

I wish traffic wasn't so heavy in the evenings around here.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/15 03:56:42


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you can't start your car. ever.

I wish I didn't have Alhziemers disease.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/15 05:11:41


Post by: snurl

Granted. You do not have Alzhiemer's. Your mind is a perfect blank.

I wish there was a reliable place to have your car serviced somewhere near my house.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/15 23:57:36


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But as soon as you drive it out of the shop,you get hit by a Rig. And the shop is closed. for EVER.

I wish my brain was normal.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 00:03:56


Post by: Chowderhead

Granted. Your brain is normal for a dead primate.

I wish school sucked less.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 00:23:50


Post by: snurl

Granted. School sucks less. In fact, you love it. Then they kick you out.

I wish for someplace to be open at seven AM that serves regular food, not just breakfast.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 00:35:44


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But it closes down before you can eat there.

I wish I had gold.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 00:50:51


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have Gold. Yukon Gold. A whole case of it.

I wish my cats would stop trying to destroy everything.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 03:38:17


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Your cats can no longer destroy everything because they are lost in an interdemensional portal where they are safe and happy, but very far away from you and your family. You miss them a lot.

I wish that it snows on christmas.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 05:39:51


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But it snows so much that you cant believe that its 10 feet deep. you die due to the weather.

I wish I could have real gold.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 19:19:46


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Real gold is what replaces your teeth after they rot out due to poor dental hygiene.

I wish that it would snow on christmas, but not be deep enough to strand me, kill me or be a nuisance.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/16 23:32:40


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

granted. but it's only 2 cm.

I wish I could have gold bars that dont replace my teef or anything like that.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/17 00:08:35


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are in the dungeons of king Midas, and the bars on your cell door are gold.

I wish for speedy pizza delivery.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/17 15:24:26


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

granted. But the pizza tastes like Sh!t,waitta minute it is Sh!t........

I wish I knew how to dance...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/17 20:13:33


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. You are enrolled in the Squidward Tentacles Academy for Interpretative Dance.

I wish for lots of birthday presents.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/17 23:57:17


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

granted. But they all are thrown out or burnt to a crisp before you can open them.

I wish for nothing....


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 01:40:11


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have nothing. Reality itself has been sucked into a void, leaving only your soul. Have fun.

I wish presents would wrap themselves.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 05:11:18


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But it's wrapped poorly.

I wish I had The Big Bang Theory series on dvd


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 06:09:34


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but it's not the sitcom, it's the physics documentary.

I wish that I had good, non poisoned, chocolate cake that will not fall on the floor, I will not die before or after consuming it, and no one else will tamper with it in anyway, and I will enjoy immensely and will bring me great happiness.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 07:04:21


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have a great cake and eat it all, making you happy and breaking out in zits.

I wish this night would go faster. Come on vacation!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 07:26:56


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, time moves so quickly that it fast forwards completely through your vacation and boom you are back at work.

I wish that my cake that made me so happy hadn't given me zits.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 07:39:00


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, but you're fatally illergic to it.

I wish nothing bad happened. Ever.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 08:59:55


Post by: snurl

Granted. Nothing bad ever happens. Nothing good either. Everything is boring joyless sameness.

I wish I was a better pool shooter.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/18 19:22:58


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you ain't good at anything else.

I wish I could have magnets for my ork deffdread and killakanz.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 00:36:27


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have magnets. But every time you deploy your models they fly twoards each other and have to be pried apart.

I wish that everyone on Dakka has the best Christmas ever.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 01:22:08


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, but you are promptly sued for not including other religious holidays XD

I wish I had enough toxic cement glue and solder to put together my army...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:06:21


Post by: camboyaz

Granted. You then die because of the toxins.

I wish a was a Demon Prince with dones of Slaneesh babes all over me.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:17:14


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, but you're sent to a battlefield and are banished for 1000 years because of grey knights...

I wish My C:SM wouldn't fall apart.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:21:49


Post by: camboyaz

Granted. They don't fall aprt because you never rebuilt them.

I wish this thread would end...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:33:09


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted... *Universe Explodes*

I wish I could go invisible temporarily.



The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:48:37


Post by: Mordoskul

Granted, but your invisibility fails you when you need it most.

I wish for horrendous atrocities.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 02:55:53


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, unless you enjoy them, or you've just created a paradox.

I wish for a happy death of old age at 90!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 03:02:30


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you're all alone when you die with no one to love you.

I wish for everybody to have a merry non-religious specific day off in winter...... and a happy new year!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 03:20:29


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted. But we all wish you one back too...

I wish for some non-poisoned/infected/lethal/painful Reese's Peanut butter cups!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 03:25:17


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But your allergic to peanut butter. You die anyways.

I wish I could have some Sour cream & Onions patato chips


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 03:49:40


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but they are stale.

I wish that everyone would live in peace and harmony.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 06:30:52


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But,that makes us completly vulnerble to aliens.

I wish for Sour cream & Onion chips that aren't stale.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 06:40:30


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have an electrified steel bag of chips.

I wish I had a bottle opener around when I need it.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 07:44:52


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however it is ginsu and breaks before you even open any bottles.

I wish that i won my doubles race.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 18:25:39


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you can't pay the bills.

I wish that I could make a home-made Flintlock pistol.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 19:33:55


Post by: snurl

Granted. You make a homemade flintlock pistol. You shoot your eye out.

I wish for the perfect corkscrew.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 19:36:32


Post by: jwelvis629


Granted. But it's attached to a pig's butt....


I wish I had a fully painted Dark Eldar Army.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 20:12:38


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have a fully painted Dark Eldar army. But you forget it after a game and when you go back for it most of the figures have been stolen.

I wish my cat was smarter.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 21:41:54


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Your cat is so smart that it figures out how to make a nuclear device and blows up the world.

i wish for nachos, cheese, sour cream, ground beef, and beans.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 21:56:45


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you get food poisoning.

I wish for my last wish,but not to shoot my eye out.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 22:17:54


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your flintlock pistol explodes in your hand the first time you fire it.

I wish you would get a proper reproduction flintlock pistol and stop hurting yourself. They are much safer.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 22:20:53


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But I shoot you with it.
I wish I could have a Replica Blunderbus!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/19 22:23:06


Post by: Ledabot

phewwe. dubble up


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 09:01:13


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however an angry bearded guy punches you and steals it. you now have a black eye instead.

I wish that RP's were less like pulling teeth.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 09:04:59


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. They are now like waxing

I wish that AVG anti virus worked better


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 18:38:10


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But the virus just ignores it after a while....

I wish I could have a power sword!!!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 19:11:04


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, you have a power sword, a toy from he-man that is.

I wish that my son did not want to watch mighty machines videos.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 19:22:08


Post by: Evaelc

Granted, he doesn't instead he loves to watch the powerpuff girls especially when they have an all day marathon of it going on.

I wish for christmas presents that people would like.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 22:59:16


Post by: jwelvis629


Granted, but they don't go to the right people, and they hate them.

I wish my sons played Warhammer 40k, so I could whup them all the time.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/20 23:48:19


Post by: camboyaz

Granted, but instead of wumping them, they become so good they become the best tactitions of the 21st century.

I wish I had 3 Crisis suits (The minitures)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/21 00:00:01


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have 3 Crisis suits. But you have no idea where you put them.

I wish for a nice warm weather front to move in after Christmas is over.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/21 04:13:38


Post by: Evaelc

Granted too bad it is in cuba and not where you live.

I wish that T.V actually had some intelligent shows on instead of bloody Jersey Shore.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/21 08:02:02


Post by: Owain

Granted, but they're SO intelligent that they're in binary.

I wish I had another cookie.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/21 08:08:02


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but I took it so now i have a cookie.

I wish that The Runaways had been a better movie.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/21 11:47:07


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. now you can really live pearl harber.

i wish that the time wasent 00:47:07


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 00:30:43


Post by: snurl

Granted. Time has skipped ahead Two weeks since you last looked. The holidays are over, you dont remember anything. Hope you had fun.

I wish that the people who make good christmas cookies made them year round.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 00:33:57


Post by: camboyaz

Granted, they do, but they all randomly die of heart attacks.

I wish I was Khorne.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 00:57:47


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you get banished by The Emperor.

I wish I had a power fist!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 01:01:17


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have a power fist. But you are not strong enough to lift it.and its stuck on your arm.

I wish Christmas cookies were free.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 02:07:49


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you must pay 1 cent per breath you take.

I wish I could be strong enough to hold and use my power fist.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 02:53:39


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are strong enough to use your powerfist. But now it won't fit.

I wish for more Christmas Cookies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 03:23:17


Post by: jwelvis629


Granted. But you only have more Christmas Cookies than a Bum who has none so you only have Crumbs.

I wish I had a beautiful wife who wanted sex with me everyday, who loved Cuisine consisting of Bacon.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 03:38:45


Post by: snurl

Granted. But your girlfriend is right put off by it.

I wish everyone has delicious Christmas Cookies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 06:22:23


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But we throw them out when we discover that we can instead have cake!

I wish I had a power fist that fit AND i could carry.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 07:48:19


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however it was blessed by nurgle and your starting to get wierd looks from your wife.

I wish for a good holiday with less bloody carols and more cool presents.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 09:19:56


Post by: Ledabot

granted. their are no calols now and there is so many presents that they hold no value.

I wish for Idiot wars (lol, see Rak'noll rpg thingy)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 17:18:26


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you become a casualty.
I wish to have a pet Termaguant (Tony the Termagaunt! woo! FTW!)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 20:49:00


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. He eats you and your family.

I wish for christmas tree decoration in the shape of a tv


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 21:06:40


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, but it is made in China, and coated in toxic paint. You die of inhalation.

I wish for my phone to explode far away, and not kill/maim/wound/injure/harm me in any way...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/22 23:49:50


Post by: snurl

Granted. You leave your phone in your car and it goes off there. Hope you had insurance.

I wish Oglaf was on the comics page in the newspapers.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 00:06:44


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But that's the ONLY comic.
I wish that I could kick&bully Grots around!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 03:56:12


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are a boss grot. But you get kicked around by da boss orks.

I wish that snow would shovel itself.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 04:30:33


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. now your house resembles a small mountian.

I wish for duck shaped clouds


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 06:04:09


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But they attack you and bring you to the parrel universe.

I wish for waffles.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 06:30:43


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Waffles the size of mountains fall out of the sky and crush you and your house.

I wish for a happy birthday.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 07:53:43


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you have a sh*tty Christmas.

I wish that I could get Red Dead F'ing Redemption. (cuz my mom says it's too "Violent and Nasty" but she's only asked the opinion of some cashier. UGG.)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 21:49:40


Post by: snurl

Granted. You get the game. But you arent allowed to play it until youre 18.

I wish my brother is OK.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 22:42:16


Post by: Evaelc

he is O.k. but he is O.K, dead O.K

I wish for a magic spoon


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 22:47:27


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you choke on it. and die.

I wish for cookies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 23:49:20


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

granted. you get cookies made with the ashes of some old lady's dead husband. she loved him so much she decided she'd share him with the world.

i wish that my friends were able to move closer to us again so we can see them more often than every six months.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/23 23:56:12


Post by: Evaelc

Granted but by the time this happens they have new friends that don't include you .

I wish for a non-choakable magic spoon.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/24 05:37:10


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. Instead it is super hot and you don't notice so your tongue is permanetly dead.

I wish for cookies NOT made from ashes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/25 17:35:27


Post by: snurl

Granted. You get the best cookies ever. But you cut yourself up something awful trying to open their package.

I wish they had made more gravy.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 01:47:38


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. You get more but It's stone cold. (yuck)

I wish it was 22 degriees C inside my house right now.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 02:39:13


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But it only lasts for a minute. Then it's VERRRRY cold out again.

I wish that I didn't " cut myself up something awful " opening my cookies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 06:16:25


Post by: Ledabot

granted. Turns out they taste yuk anyway.

I wish warlords bunny in his sig would take over the world


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 06:19:33


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

The bunny takes over the world and then eats your head.

I wish that my house was clean.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 07:43:29


Post by: Evaelc

Granted but that is from a hobo's point of view. turns out its worse.

I wish a plush soft toy. (please don't go with the kill me twist it would be getting oold)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 13:16:21


Post by: Mordoskul

Granted, since you wished "a soft plush toy" and didn't saw you wanted a soft plush toy, you wake up one morning and find that you are a "soft plush toy" in a house with three rowdy dogs.

I wish for a good cup of tea.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/26 22:19:38


Post by: snurl

Granted. You get a good cup of tea. But it stains your teeth when you drink it.

I wish Christmas dinner leftovers lasted longer.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 01:02:51


Post by: Evaelc

Granted it decides to hang round for a cuppa. uinfortunately it has other houses it has to be at.

I wish that Xmas leftovers visited my house.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 03:52:11


Post by: snurl

Granted. They visit but they have been out of the fridge too long and are mouldy.

I wish for a good day tomorrow.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 03:56:25


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Tomorrow is the best day you ever have, but every other day is akin to the worst.

I wish that I weren't obsessive.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 07:30:20


Post by: Evaelc

you aren't you're absolutely fixated on one thing. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!

I wish that I could get more models to paint. I only have a few.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 17:23:28


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, but the sprues are warped and the bitz are broken

I wish for my cough to go way(without me dying!)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/28 20:13:13


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Fine your cough gets better, but the medicine makes your ears turn an unsightly shade of green.

I wish that I weren't fixated on anything either.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/29 04:04:29


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are not fixated on anything. But you now have Tourett's syndrome.

I wish the engine light in my truck had not come on today.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/30 06:47:10


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But your battery is dead.

I wish that my freaking Titanic model kit was easier to put together. UGG.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/30 07:27:55


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your kit is easier because there are only four snap together parts. But one is missing.

I wish the parts of Deadstone Blight fit together at all.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 04:30:39


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, they fit into a nice spherical shape.

I wish to be able to make a wish!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 06:04:09


Post by: snurl

Granted. You can make a wish. But if you do a huge fist will come after you from the sky with a vengance.

I wish everyone a happy new year.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 06:13:24


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Everyone has a happy new year this year, but well next year is 2012, so it's really one of our last.

I wish that I could decorate my whole house in Hello Kitty.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 06:47:44


Post by: snurl

Granted. You decorate your whole house in hello kitty. The very next day the news is full of stories about a new psycho called the hello kitty killer. Hello kittyy becomes a hated symbol and people start throwing rocks at your house.

I wish that all end of the world predictions are false.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 12:03:50


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, the world immediately explodes for no reason at all.

I wish that crabs had evolved into the dominant species, instead of humans


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 19:45:15


Post by: Evaelc

Uggh. That's just nasty. Oh well since they are dominant they keep us as pets. Dialogue from the new world

Crab 1:"Man, last night was wicked!!!"
Crab 2:*sigh* "not really"
Crab 1: "Dude, why do you have to be a downbuz all the time"
Crab 2: "You just don't understand man. Things got a little wierd and then i caught humans of this other crab"
Crab 1: ...
Crab 1:
(man that is messed up)


I wish that this would NEVER EVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatsoever


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2010/12/31 20:57:17


Post by: snurl

Granted. A crab can never catch humans from another crab.

I wish for some fresh Chesapeake bay Crab cakes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 04:38:04


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

you have some crab cakes. spoiled crab cakes that have been left out in the rain.

I wish that sugary donuts didn't leave white powder all over the place.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 09:31:46


Post by: Evaelc

Granted. inmstead they leave sticky white fluid all over the place. you decide not to eat them anymore.

I wish that this institution of friendship through the hobby of modeling would help to further the betterment of international relationships between such countries as Mars and Area 51.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 18:43:15


Post by: snurl

Granted. It does further the relationships for awhile but due to translation errors while reading all of the griping on Dakka Mars is offended and, MARS ATTTACKS!

I wish I had drank one less drink than I did last night.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 19:21:38


Post by: Footsloggin

Granted, but you suffer from a hangover regardless.

I wish I could have the remote from "Click"


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 22:37:12


Post by: snurl

Don't we all?
Granted. You have the remote. But the batteries are dead.

I wish I wasnt sleepy right now.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/01 22:43:26


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. You arent' sleepy, instead you are hyper like a chipmunk on a sugar rush, and cannot settle on anything.

I wish that I could figure out the things I'm actually into without being such a lemming.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 08:04:30


Post by: snurl

Granted. You know exactly what you are into. Because you are now a lemming. And everybodys headin that way.

I wish spray primer smelled like air freshener.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 08:07:05


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. It does. It smells like an air freshener that is made to smell just like spray primer.

I wish my cats were not fighting with each other.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 08:15:34


Post by: snurl

Granted. They are fighting you instead.

I wish my cat would go to sleep.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 08:17:43


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Your cat goes to sleep, but it waits until you are in the middle of a Warhammer game and goes to sleep in the middle of your board. It knocks over half your army in the process.

I wish games workshop made more shades of purple.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 09:23:03


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however this replaces their extensive range of other paints. purple models just aren't as cool anymore no matter the shade.

I wish that NZ had cheaper prices than the rest of the world.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/02 23:52:17


Post by: snurl

Granted. NZ is the bargain basement of the planet. Multitudes flock there for bargains galore. Soon NZ is overrun and over crowded and Peter Jackson makes his films somewhere else.

I wish the trash took itself out.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/03 09:23:26


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however after several days of this it does not like to be crushed and compacted and so forms a good union and starts to get 99% of days off. Now it ony takes itself out on a thursday afternoon every 5 years.

I wish that I had a good union.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/03 10:07:51


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your union is awesome, and your company moves all of its operations to Taiwan.

I wish that Gotrek & Felix was a weekly TV show.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 04:55:55


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted, but its time slot is up against another good show you like, and you are unable to find reruns online.

I wish that I had another couple weeks off work.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 05:32:47


Post by: ReardenPro

Granted, but it is because you just gave birth to sextuplets.

I wish my Playstation 3 was backwards compatable.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 05:52:36


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your PS3 is backwards compatible. But all of the older games look like gak compared to the new ones.

I wish for the truth.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 09:57:17


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however the truth is uterly unbearable especially when you realise that creation is a lie. *gasp* how could it ever?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I wish that I had a pair of creationists standing right next to me so I could argue with them.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 15:23:37


Post by: ReardenPro

Granted. You are now to argue until the day you die over the properties of tofu.

I wish Daft Punk was playing at my house (at my house).


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 15:26:36


Post by: Squig_herder

Granted, but they are playing so loud that even your furniture is bleeding and you can no longer hear.

I wish i had some choclate


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 22:40:47


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

granted, you have chocolate. baking chocolate, very bitter, not really what you had in mind I bet. (95% cocoa, no added sugar).

I wish for supper to already be cooked when I get home.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/04 22:59:15


Post by: snurl

Granted. Your supper is cooked. All you have to do is drive across town to the chinese place and pick it up.

I wish vacations didnt seem so short.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/05 09:21:29


Post by: Evaelc

Granted now they seem like a loop you seem to remember having dione this wish before though or was that yesterday anyway it is rathger confusing. Not to mention doing the same things over and oiver gets dead boring.

I wish that I could be bothered to write a more intelligent answer to your last wish well at least better.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/05 09:39:00


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are the wishmaster. You live in a lamp.

I wish it was time for Cold Wars already.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/07 00:46:00


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But Russia wins. *angry sarcasm* Thanks alot!

I wish that I was a succsesful movie Director/writer/produce
(I will be,but I want it to happen! So many good ideas...)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/07 05:24:25


Post by: snurl

Granted. But your projects all get stuck in turnaround forever.

I wish it was time for the Cold Wars Convention already. (HMGS.org)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/07 08:40:44


Post by: Evaelc

Granted but nobody cares to turn up. Just you and the cleaner.

I wish thatthe cleaner was actually Batman!!!!!!!!!!!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/07 14:01:11


Post by: snurl

Granted. Batman is the cleaner. The streets are safe again for criminals and arch villains as batman mops and waxes.

I wish I had a brain.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/07 14:50:47


Post by: undivided

Granted. Want salt with that, zombie?

I wish for Garena on my mac without needing to bootcamp Windows on it.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 01:47:31


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But your Mac tells you to screw off and spits the disc that you download Windows from out. And then refuses to work fer you.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 05:11:13


Post by: snurl

You forgot to wish so;

I wish everyone who has a mac would know about OrangePC.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 05:17:22


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted everyone who has a Mac now has a bright orange PC in its place.

I wish that Walking Dead, the tv series, was coming back on before October.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 06:53:25


Post by: snurl

Don't we all?

Granted. The walking Dead series is back on in September.

I wish the snow would just quit.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 08:42:55


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

The snow quits, boiling lava falls from the sky instead.

I wish to find a good painting group.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 08:52:07


Post by: Evaelc

Granted however its at a panel and paint shop. Hope you like cars.

I wish for a good wish that could end all wishes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 08:56:59


Post by: undivided

Granted, but you said could, not would, so nothing happens.

I wish this thread would never end.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 09:59:33


Post by: Ledabot

Granted, but it becomes very depressing.

I wish it was not so depressing.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 10:11:28


Post by: snurl

Granted. It is no longer depressing. Now it is just meh.


(sidebar- Has this thread run its course? Or not?)

I wish for speedy replies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 15:08:30


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, but they're all responses are random questions about the rules of 40k, things that are clear even for GW. The thread is then locked.

I wish, for PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHERS!!!!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/08 21:27:47


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But instead of throwing poop at you,the throw poop-incrusted plates at you.

And srry about last time,So here's a wish:

I wish that I wished last time.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 02:07:52


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. You’re in denial.

I wish for new sandals.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 02:15:15


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But you must always wear socks with them. eyuck!

I wish I wasn't in denial.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 03:23:33


Post by: Evaelc

Granted you are now in the missisipi. hahahaha. I love cheesy puns.

I wish for a big flulfy thread about pink necrons.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 07:40:04


Post by: Ledabot

granted. It consists of lots of 0's and 1's

I wish i could talk with necrons in birnery (without getting flayed)


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 08:24:56


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

granted. You can talk with them in binary, but they don't understand you, and you've upset them a lot. They've come up with a way of killing you that doesn't involve flaying though.

I wish that I owned all the seasons of That 70's Show.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 08:37:10


Post by: Ledabot

granted. Now your high all the time!

i wish that more of my friends could come to my B day party


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 10:53:00


Post by: snurl

Granted. More of your friends can come to your B day party. But none of them bring any gifts and they eat and drink everything and then leave after trashing the house.

I wish Nicholas Cage would try a bit harder.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/09 21:30:49


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But then he uses his status as best actor ever to become Emperor over all that lives.

I wish I had all of the Big Bang Theory seasons.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/10 00:44:02


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have all the Big Bang seasons. But you never seem to have time to watch any of them.

I wish for blank.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/10 02:23:44


Post by: Mordoskul

Granted, nothing exists and never will

I wish for a lamp


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/10 05:10:52


Post by: Ledabot

granted. you get an oil lamp and it burns down the house.

I wish that GW would hurry with the 5th ed codexs.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/10 10:43:30


Post by: snurl

Granted. In their rush to get all the new codexes out, the final products are filled with errors.

I wish the new fantasyforge world stuff was out now.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 00:06:07


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But they look like sh!t.

I wish I had time to watch my Big Bang Theory seasons.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 03:25:02


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have all kinds of time to watch them. But it turns out they are bootleg copies and nobody bothered to edit out the commercials.

I wish flying monkeys were easier to paint.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 04:00:26


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Flying monkeys are now much easier to paint, however they look more like curious george than menacing creatures.

I wish that the snow lasts all week.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 04:11:43


Post by: Lord of battles

Granted! But it's yellow....

*Don't drink the snow where the doggies go*

I wish GW would re-release all the specialist games!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 05:05:54


Post by: snurl

So Do I

Granted. They re release all of the specialist games. You cannot decide which one to do first, but all of the prices have been updated.

I wish Mordheim would come back with all plastic buildings.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 09:36:59


Post by: Evaelc

Granted but it doesn't matter as everyone has decided to never play with those ever again for some stupid reason.

I wish that GW would do Tau soon cause we sure do need it.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 10:02:06


Post by: snurl

Granted. Tau is out tomorrow with an all new codex and new hello kitty motif.

I wish that specialist games are still supported in WD.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 12:31:13


Post by: Ledabot

granted. the articles are only half a page long and only shown every few months

I wish my dwarf treasure hunters would stop dying


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/11 21:24:07


Post by: The Bringer

granted. They are just enslaved now.

I wish the named characters in the upcoming Tau codex will actually be good.


My grandfather told many awesome jokes, this was one of them: (...people with a weak constitution should not read.)
Spoiler:
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he too, sported a spoon in his breast pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets.When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?" "Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some AndersenConsulting efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and aftermonths of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons dropspoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil; at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time...
nearly 1.5 extra man-hours per shift. Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced a fallen spoon with the one from his pocket." I'll grab another spoon the next time I'm in the kitchen instead ofmaking a special trip," he proudly explained.I was impressed. "Thanks. I had to ask." "No problem," he answered, then he continued to take our orders.As the members of my dinner party took their turns, my eyes dartedback & forth from each person ordering and my menu. That's when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a thin, black thread protruding from our waiter's fly. Again, I dismissed it; yet I had to scan the room and, sure enough, there were other waiters & busboys with strings hanging out of their trousers.My curiosity overrode discretion at this point, so before he could leave I had to ask. "Excuse me, but...
uh...
why, or what...
about that string?" "Oh, yeah" he began in a quieter tone. "Not many people are that observant. That same efficiency group found we could save time in the Men's room, too." "How's that, I asked?" "You see, by tying a string to the end of our, eh. . ., selves, we canpull it out at the urinals literally hands-free and thereby eliminatethe need to wash our hands, cutting time spent in the restroom by over93%!" "Oh, that makes sense," I said, but then thinking through theprocess, I asked, "Hey, wait a minute. If the string helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?" "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the other guys; but I usethe spoon in my pocket"!


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 00:17:51


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But GW gets complaints of them being TOO good. So the destroy the Tau army like they did with the Squats-Oh shi- *BOOM*

I wish that people went back to listening 70's & 80's music.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 00:54:57


Post by: snurl

Granted. They haven't stopped. (I haven't) Dee Snyder is elected president by a landslide.

I wish they would invent accurate snowfall predictions.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 01:13:42


Post by: The Bringer

snurl wrote:Granted. They haven't stopped. (I haven't) Dee Snyder is elected president by a landslide.

I wish they would invent accurate snowfall predictions.


Granted, but it will happen long after you die.

I want you to give me ten dollars.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 03:49:24


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But it immediately burns up in your hand,thus not giving you a chance to use it.

I wish that I had something good to wish for.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 06:06:52


Post by: snurl

Granted. GW has an all new top secret 40k army and battleforces are being given away at random by busloads of erotic dancers. Wish for that.

I wish somebody in Mt. Gretna played WHFB.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 06:31:29


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. The two people there who play are a 14 year old boy and his annoying 10 year old sister who insisted that her army has a hello kitty motif.

I've changed my mind about the ice. I want it to go away now.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 06:52:33


Post by: snurl

Granted. The ice is gone. Now there is flooding.

I wish that cats could talk.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 15:04:17


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, they actually already could. Just not something you will understand.

I wish threads like these die before a hundred pages.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/12 23:58:09


Post by: snurl

Granted. When the thread reaches 99 pages it crashes the server and takes dakka out with it.

I wish that this wish is never granted.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 01:18:13


Post by: chaplaingrabthar

Granted. The paradox destroys time itself

I wish I had a novel published


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 02:36:24


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, just right the stinking thing first. Do you think I'll do all the work?

I wish that I had no literature finals next week >.<


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 03:31:40


Post by: Ledabot

granted, but nobody will hire you for your literature now with out results.

I wish i new what literature finals are.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 03:34:36


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, with age, comes knowledge.

I hope the new Tau codex will be so over-powered that they put the current most competitive lists to shame.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 03:38:53


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. all the tau player become hated like blood angels players are now.

I wish that every one could just get along.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 03:52:20


Post by: The Bringer

Granted. Eventually, on Judgement day, those who believe in Jesus will go to Heaven and party for eternity.

I wish GW would just make every codex equal in cheese.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 03:54:32


Post by: Ledabot

The Bringer wrote:Granted. Eventually, on Judgement day, those who believe in Jesus will go to Heaven and party for eternity.

I wish GW would just make every codex equal in cheese.


granted. they are all made out of colby mild.

I wish that judgement happended after i died, or at least not on 2012. that would be just sad.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 06:36:06


Post by: snurl

Granted. The Apocalypse and ascention come just after you die a horrible painful death.

I wish kids would try to make money by shoveling snow like I used to.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 11:48:32


Post by: undivided

Granted. They try to shovel snow, but can't because of their weakling bodies. Also, they charge extra, because you caused great discomfort for them by separating them from the internet for more than a minute.

I wish people on the internet would know how to use your and you're.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 12:22:34


Post by: snurl

Granted. You're right you know, your grammer is flawless. Soon everyone begins typing flawlessly, and you have nothing to complain about.
Somehow you are bored now.

I wish for a new truck.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 14:28:26


Post by: The Bringer

Granted. Go to the store, get a little 50 cent hotwheels truck, and you're done.

I wish I knew why you bothered answering this question.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 15:00:10


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted. You know why, but not how you know. You only know that you know because you know. Upon investigating this cyclical logic, your brain explodes.

I wish it wasn't 1:59am.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 15:02:41


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, where I come from its 10 Am. wohoo

I wish that it'll snow a couple feet tomorrow.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 15:04:48


Post by: The_Savior

I wish that wishes wouldn't come true.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/13 15:06:03


Post by: The Bringer

Wish not granted. haha

I wish I was 6'2"


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 02:40:55


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are 6'2. Wide. You change your Dakka name to
Bringer of Groceries.

I wish for springtime.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 04:38:55


Post by: Chowderhead

Granted. It's for Hitler, however.

I wish that Santa Christ could come and give me everything I ever wanted.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 09:20:06


Post by: Evaelc

granted however he soon realizes that you just need a good slap over the head.He leaves with everything and your girlfriend.

I wish for some of the nice chocolate.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 12:07:18


Post by: Ledabot

Granted. The guy that gives it to you seemed to think that the chocolate you hate is the chocolate you like. opps.

I wish that some of the comments over the last 19pgs had more dry humour in them.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 13:18:26


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, I edited one of my posts.

I wish someone read it on the previous page.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 13:27:41


Post by: snurl

Granted. Someone read it. Way to waste a wish there slick.

I wish that my christmas lights would take themselves down.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 13:31:43


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, if you let them sit where they are for many, many, many centuries, they will disintegrate and fall of themselves.

I wish I could time travel.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/14 15:14:06


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted. However, you can only travel in time forwards, and at normal speed.

I wish I won more than 4 games in 2010.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 00:39:13


Post by: snurl

Granted. You won every game you played. Now no one will play you.

I wish for some cold beer.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 02:39:40


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But the liquid Nitrogen that was used to freeze it entered your body. You die.

I wish for pancakes.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 05:49:07


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have pancakes. But someone else ate them all before you got to them.

I wish that flying cars were available.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 05:52:32


Post by: Chowderhead

Granted. It sucks you will never afford one.

I wish I had a girlfriend...


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 07:59:55


Post by: Warlord Gazghkull Thraka

Granted. But she is everything you despise. And you can't break up w/ her.

I wish I could eat my pancakes :(


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:02:13


Post by: snurl

Granted. You could eat your pancakes if you had got there first.

I wish that electric snow shovels had been invented.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:07:22


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Electric snow shovels have been invented, however, you cannot find your extension cord, and they aren't battery powered. Your entire walk and driveway aren't reachable.

I wish I wanted to sleep at night instead of during the day.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:12:44


Post by: snurl

Granted. You want to sleep at night but somehow you cannot. Nor during the day. You roam the earth as a zombie, neither alert nor sleeping, in a dreamlike stupor.

I wish these doughnuts were not covered in white powder that gets everywhere.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:15:27


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

that zombie thing sounds too much like my waking life already. ugh.

granted. white powder on donuts will not come off because your donuts are frozen.

i wish i were not a zombie.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:45:28


Post by: snurl

Granted. You are not a zombie. You fall into a deep sleep and wake up. But where?

I wish my doughnuts were not frozen.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 08:51:26


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. Your doughnuts are not frozen, but are instead coated in shellac. The powder will not fall off, but they aren't edible either.

I wish that when I do awaken from my deep sleep I am surrounded by beautiful men who want to do my bidding.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 09:11:32


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, but they try to kill you when you aren't looking. Including when you blink. They also have no idea that they are.

I wish that Dr Who was real


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 09:14:16


Post by: snurl

Granted Dr Who was real. Back before his show was cancelled the first time, that is.

I wish for a new box of fresh doughnuts.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 11:00:06


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r

Granted, their made of jagged metal though.

I wish that bananas would stop telling me to burn things.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/15 11:34:49


Post by: snurl

Granted Banannas stop telling you to burn things. They just do it themselves from now on, starting with you, just after you go to sleep.

I wish I could remember if I fed the cat before I left.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/16 21:15:17


Post by: Chowderhead

Granted. You fed it cyanide.

I wish for more cookies.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 06:12:03


Post by: snurl

Granted. You have more cookies. But they are all stale leftover christmas cookies.

I wish for some silver paint.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 08:08:12


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. You have silver paint on your freshly painted fingernails and toenails.

I actually wish tomorrow was not a day off school and work since we had five days off last week.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 09:56:31


Post by: snurl

Granted. Today is a normal workday except you think it isnt and you get fired tomorrow for not showing up today.

I wish for a fresh pot of GW Mithril Silver paint since mine decided to dry up overnight.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 10:53:47


Post by: undivided

Granted. Enjoy your bottle of freshly melted Mithril from the mines of GWMoria! The goblins and dwarves are really peeved you didn't pay them though. *ominous music*

I wish for my paint to stop drying out.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 13:36:03


Post by: FM Ninja 048

Granted, your paint is magneticly sealed to everything, including you.

I wish my grades were good


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 13:55:06


Post by: The Bringer

Granted, good for a failing student.

I wish I had more coffee.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 18:44:47


Post by: loranafaeriequeen

Granted. You have more coffee, but it is decaf therefore will not suit your purposes, as I figure you need it to wake up and feel un-zombie like.

I wish I could find an amazing full time job at a library that does not burn down, not end up with me dead, does not affect my life in any bad way whatsoever, and generally makes me happy. Oh and I won't show up to work without pants, lose my job due to incompetence, it will not be a dream, my co-workers will be awesome rather than annoying, and I will not decide to have an affair with any of them or do anything dumb to jeopardize it. Oh and it will have a good coffee shop, and I won't burn my tongue and there will be nothing wrong with the coffee, computers, copiers or anything else in the library. Students will come, they will do their work, and they will ask intelligent questions.


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 21:31:14


Post by: FM Ninja 048

Granted, although the libary is in Moscow, attached to the university so the questions are not only on russian but are about things like quantum physics or molecular chemistry.

I wish that I always have the correct anount of money, in whatever the local curency is, to pay for whatever I was buying


The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open @ 2011/01/17 23:38:59


Post by: snurl

Granted. You always have the exact amount of the right kind of money. But its all counterfeit.

I wish I did not have to use pliers to open my paint.