granted,but it is too heavy and runs out of fuel still in orbit,and comes down as a meteor and kills us all.

i wish we hadent died.

Granted, we are revived 100s of years later and the planet is overgrown with jungles. there is no food markets, medicine, or order of any kind.

I wish for a flamethower.

granted. but you set your self on fire.

I wish for people appreciated rave more...

Granted. People appreciate rave more. Everyone. Everywhere. All the time. It soon gets old.

I wish the rabbits would stay out of Mrs. Snurl's flowers.

Granted. instead Tyranids go om nom nom nom nom on them.

I wish for nothing at the moment.

Granted. You have one moment of zen like peace and tranquility. Then the gak really hits the fan.

I wish to roll a lot of sixes tonight.

granted. But that's the only time for a month or two.

I wish there was more gak so when it hit the fan gak could REALLY get real.

Granted. You cannot believe just how much gak happens. You can't deal with it all, and wind up in a cell. Where even more gak happens.

I wish that the ice cream truck I hear every afternoon would come this way once and awhile.

Granted. Delicious chunks o' zombie!

I wish I could be the greatest military strategist in the world and every body cursed my name with a enraged "CREEEEEEEEED!" when i beat them.

granted.but you suck at everything else.

i wish i were the emperor.

Granted. Enjoy sitting on your toilet for ever.

I wish I could pump four chords
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I&feature=channel_video_title

granted,but thats all you can do,and you can never stop doing it.

i wish more people knew about my favorite race the micemen (not even google knows about them!)

Granted. But micemen ninjas soon come to extract revenge on you for blowing their cover.

I wish every day was as fun as today was.

granted,but the world dies from to much fun.well mostly all the polutants from the partys,but still.

i wish the micemen had killed someone else.

Granted, they kill your parents before you were born so you are deleted from time

I wish for more soda

Granted. But you drowned to deaaaaaaaaaaaaaath! hahahahahaha!

I wish to stop playing the four chord song.

Granted. Your strings break.

I wish these ants would go somewhere else.

granted,they go into your bed instead.

i wish i still existed :(

You do. But you're forever alone.

I wish for a pretty rave girl....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blle9tmP7p4&feature=related

granted,but she treats you like dirt.

i wish i was nothing would happen to my awesome aloneness!

Granted. Nothing ever happens again.

I wish for cheaper gasoline.

Granted. But due to it being poor quality, that is why it is cheap.

I wish I wasn't treated like dirt.

:(

granted,instead you treated like a target.

i wish stuff happened.

Granted. Stuff Happens. You miss most of it because of too much stuff happening.

I wish my beer would hurry up and get cold.

granted. It's encased in Carbonite!

I wish I could go to E3.

Granted. You can go. But you have no idea of where it is or how to get there.

I wish tomorrow goes quickly.

granted.it goes so quikly that we lapse out of time.

i wish for bad stuff to not happen to me and stuff like people who arnt people but are but who eat me but they dont.

The Genie does not understand your wish and so gives you 10000 Internets (Which are Worthless).

I wish for the ability to breathe fire.

granted,but your not immune to it so you burn your throat.

i wish my internets were worth something.

Granted. Then you get mugged. YAH!

I wish somebody on Omegle wasn't a perv or a pedo....

Granted. They are all murderers.

I wish I had a Lasgun.

Granted. You have a lasgun. But it is made of resin and full of air bubbles.
I wish for more vacation.

Granted. But that's all the vacation you have for the rest of your life. Make it count!

I wish that I would be better at everything!

granted,your so much better that everyone hates you and sends you into the sun.see?you even die better

i wish for the improbable to become probable.

Granted. You are now eaten by giant mutated spider bananas.

I wish I didnt get sent to the sun.

Granted. You missed the sun and now are plummeting aimlessly through space.

I hope I get everything done tonight.

Granted. But ya dont get anything done tommorow.
I wish I wasnt such a wussy sometimes.

granted,but you loose a part of you to gain this and never feel right again.

i wish i had a way out of the spider banana thing.

Granted. Say hello to midget Nazi Jews! (No offense to anyone.)

I wish I that part of me back.

Granted. You have that part back. It haunts you forever.

I wish money grew on trees.

granted,but due to how much money their now is,the economy dies.

i wish that i knew what the heck that was that got me out of the banana.

Granted. You know. But your brain cannot handle the truth, and you are reduced to a gibbering idiot for the rest of your days.

I wish for more fireworks.

Granted, but hoodlums steal them and launch them at you.

I wish I was unhappy.

granted,your unhappy.due to you wanting to be people think your emo and force you to live forever...this is weird...

i i had my brain back...

Granted. But it's in jar on your kitchen counter.

I wish I had no wish.

Granted. You have no wish to wish.

I wish for a happy ending.

Granted. Infinite happy ending for me and me only.
I wish this thread never started.

granted,but now we all waste time on another,even darker thread.

i wish i could beat beatable people.

Granted, you run to the bathroom and beat yourself. To death.
I wish my wish could only be granted by me.

Granted. But you cant grant it.
I wish for RAVE!!!

Granted. Your trapped in the first episode of Rave Master forever.

I wish I had a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT MISSILE TRANSPORT.

Granted. You have a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT MISSILE TRANSPORT. It is parked on your foot.

I wish for more DAKKA.

Granted. You have more dakka. Hitting your face.
I wish for nothing.

granted,you get nothing.not even more life.so you die

i wish for some more more.

Huzzah. With my mortal body shed, I ascend to daemon-prince-hood.

Oh, and you get more more. So much more more that you need an ever increasing amount of more more to supply more and more more more.

I wish I had my own chaos legion.

Granted. You have your own chaos legion. Your neighbors want it out of their driveway NOW and they are making an awful mess in your kitchen.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

granted,but its the last one you ever have

i wish to destroy the chaos legion on my lawn.

Granted. You go out and kill the chaos one your lawn. But your door is locked and you left the keys inside.

I wish I WAS a wish.

Granted. You now have to spent eternity as a ass-scratcher for an obese man.

I wish for a small cupcake.

granted.its so small you cant see or find it.

i wish for better luck.

Granted. Your luck is better. Instead of dying in an accident, you are only horribly mutated.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted. But you never wake up.
I wish for Techno to be the popular genre of music.

(you sick freak)

granted.but it now poisons everyones mind and takes over the world.

i wish more restraunts had vanilla coka cola.

Granted. They now have it... For $18.

I wish i could be a Gretchin!

The Zoat wrote:Granted. They now have it... For $18.

I wish i could be a Gretchin!

Granted. You live happily ever after and die peacfully in your sleep.

I wish 93bytes of RAR files.

granted.but due missing details in your wish,you get it in chip form in your heart keeping you alive.

i wish my cola wasent over priced.

Granted. But it is very watered down and tastes like gak.

I wish I could wake up.

granted.but you can never sleep again

i wish i knew what gak was.

Granted. You find out when you step in a pile of it outside your door.

I wish it was suppertime.

Granted. But supper tastes like gak.

I wish I wasn't a sick freak.

Granted. You are not a sick freak. But you smell like gak.


I wish the bar stayed open all night.

Granted. All bars are open, but they are gay bars. The flamboyant ones that most homosexuals don't even like.

I wish.

Granted. You wish.

I wish I was on Vacation.

granted.but its a lousy one.

i wish i wasent a heretic.

Granted. You ain't a heretic, you're a Xenos.

I wish to do a barrel roll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCxUd8pwe-U

Granted. You do a barrel roll. As you fall out of the aircraft to your demise.
I wish the animals would settle down.

granted,they settle down,but all the humans start acting like animals.

i wish i knew what xeno i was...

Granted. It is another word for "Alien". NOW YOU WILL BE KILLED BY SPESS MARINEZ FOR BEING A ALIEN!

I wish to not barrel roll out of a plane.

Granted. You barrel roll from a hot air balloon instead.

I wish for more bologna.

Granted. then you drown it it.

i wish to know why this thread is dying.

Granted. You know why the thread is dying. But then you forget right away.

I wish for a bottle opener.

granted,but you loose all bottles so you never use it.

i wish i wasent so bored...

Granted. Bored you aint. A tornado drops your burning house with you in it into a fireworks factory and metallica is trying hard to get you out.

I wish for less yardwork.

Granted. You get more house work!

I wish to stop doing barrel rolls!

granted,you stop by ejecting out of the plane...and your parachute is jammed.

i wish i was out of this fireworks factory.alive.

Granted. You wake up in the burn ward.

I wish for a great weekend.

Granted. But the week after sucks.

I wish I had a good parachute...

Granted. You have the finest parachute available. Too bad you left it in the plane.

I wish I was younger.

Granted. you'll be born tommorow. Have a nice life.

I wish of a loophole in the law allowing for the death of all annoying 10 year-olds that play 40k.

Granted. All annoying ten year old 40K players are put to death. Their parents all come looking for you with lots of sharp objects and ropes in hand.

I wish poison ivy did not grow in the US.

Granted. it grows in mexico and is brought back across.

Ledabot wrote:Granted. it grows in mexico and is brought back across.

Your Wish?

i wish for this thread to not be 6 feet under.

Granted. It arises like a Phoenix from the ashes. The forum is no longer safe.

I wish it would rain.

granted.but the phoenix gets pissed and burns us all.

i wish i wasent medium rare...

Granted. You are burnt to a crisp instead.

I wish it hadn't rained so much.

I wish for...salami...Im gonna go to the fridge, brb

Wish Granted, a Volcano errupts.
Other wish: Wish Granted but the Salami somehow allows a Chaos Daemon to posses you.
I wish I am a Space Wolf.

granted.you are a wolf in a space suite,but your just an animal so you are scared and confused.

i wish i had a wish.

Wish granted but the wish kills you.
I wish to be a Genetically Mutated Space Marine with the mutation of the wolf and to be in the Wolf Guard unit.

does it count if the salami was precut? cuz if each slice was possessed I should be a warp god by now...

ineptus astartes wrote:does it count if the salami was precut? cuz if each slice was possessed I should be a warp god by now...

It does.

the warp god of teen gluttony? (hmm...If you get daemon possesed salami it says somthing about the quality...)


on the other hand my shoes grew mold after one day of sitting in the closet when i had stepped in a puddle earlier...blasted monsoon...

ineptus astartes wrote:the warp god of teen gluttony?

Of course.

granted.but the process didnt work properly so you are deformed and only a tactician.

i wish to play limbo.

Granted but if you don't make it you have to be Marnus' personal slave.
I wish for a pet Termangaunt.

wonder what my daemons would be?

ineptus astartes wrote:wonder what my daemons would be?

Imagine CokeBearers and Great Mcdonalds Ones

blech. I never go to mcdonalds. (Great Hungry ones maybe)

granted. It nom nom noms your leg off.

I wish for a easy fix for the bule screen of death.

granted.you smash the tv,no more blue screen

i wish i had more to do.

The more involves doing stuff you hate to do.
I wish for a hoverboard.

Granted. it hovers to high however and you are harrassed by a herd of helecopters.

I wish for less "H"

Granted. You only see Chinese caracters. No more H. Now if only you could read Chinese.

I wish for a good burger this afternoon.

granted.you go to <insert great hamburger place,ive got nothing> but they dont cook it right and you get food poisoning.

i wish humans were at the space travel age.

Granted. They are, but they have not figured out how to pay for it yet.

I wish for some good coffee.

granted. but your doughnut sucks.
I wish I could get around to painting my damn models.

granted,but alll you do is paint them rainbowly random colors making them look HORRIBLE>

i wish we knew how to pay for space travel.

granted. But you must sell everything to pay for it.

I wish I didnt have rainbow Orks... :(

Granted. They are all painted white, with red eyes. You try to pass them off as albinos but no one listens to your pathetic ruse.

I wish everyone's models were painted.

granted,but there so badly painted its a crime.

i wish i had the money for my army.

Granted. You have the money for your army. But GW immediately raises prices before you can get there to spend it.

I wish for some better images for my project.

You have better pictures. (Better as in worse)

I wish for apples.

Granted. They are. but VEEERY crappy like.

I wish I could just get a easy job...

granted.you haul manure.

i wish i had my IG army with no tricks or hassle happening or going to happen when i get them.

Granted. Your IG army shows up at your house tomorrow morning. They all want coffee and they are running out of parking spots.

I wish for higher resolution pictures.

Granted, but the model painting still sucks.

I wish for a sanwich. (Just like hobbes!)

granted, you get a sanwich.a plastic one.

i wish i had the coffee for my new IG army.oh,and the perking spots they need.

Granted. you get that stuff, but it came out of the local space mariene fort and they want it back heritics!

I wish for ☺z

granted,but due to the fact i cant tell what it is,you just leep for a few seconds.then never sleep again.

i wish we won the fight against the space marines.

Granted. You won against the space marines. Now a different color space marine chapter has a grudge to settle with you.

I wish my camera would hold still.

snurl wrote:Granted. You won against the space marines. Now a different color space marine chapter has a grudge to settle with you.

I wish my camera would hold still.

It holds still, its now immovable.

I wish I was a cyborg.

Granted. You are a Cyborg. Your job is to open cans.

I now wish for better light.

granted.you have so much light that you are blind.

i wish these dang space marines would leave me alone.

Granted. Now the Inquisition shows up.
I wish for lolz.

P.S.
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!"

Wish granted, you did it for the Lolz. But the Lolz family died anyway.

I wish that I could paint faster.

Granted. You use a roller.

I wish to not be so busy.

Granted. You are now a plant. You are no longer busy because your a plant and you don't do gak, except photosynthasize.

I wish my girlfriend would not insist on having long conversations on the phone.

granted,she stops talking to you on the phone all together.good luck planning anymore dates.

i wish i had the money for a pet hedgehog.(not the blue kind!)

Granted. You get a hedgehog. It bites you, then tunnels its way to freedom.

I wish that lawn work didn't take so long.

It no longer takes that long. It now takes 36 hours.

I wish for a Bolter.

granted.but its just a replica and dosent work.

i wish my hedgehog was back :(

Granted. It still hates you and files a letter of resignation.

I wish for more time to play 40k

GRANTED. You are an inmate at an asylum and the only game in the "day Room" is 40k.

I wish they would turn off this blasted air conditioner at night.

granted.to dop this they delete air conditioners from the world.may a people die of heat stroke.

i wish to suffocate my hedgehog with a pillow then have it run over by a train.

Granted. You have to get a narcissistic cat to eat all spare cat food (because what else would you feed a hedgehog with?)

I wish to sit my exams in a room that has working aircon that doesn’t make high pitched noises when it’s running.

Gran....! Not. Impossible, even for a Genie. You must suffer through exams, it is a rite of passage.

I wish they would at least turn the aircon down at night around here. I'm freezing.

Granted. They turn it down, but turn the heating up to maximum. It is now 50 degrees inside.

I wish Warhammer wasn't so expensive.

granted,but now you have to keep your miniatures below freezing or they melt.

i wish my warhammer miniatures would come to life.

Granted. They come to life and nag you incessantly to paint them.

I wish the chipmonks would leave the garage peacefully.

Granted. They do, but come back an hour later with freinds.

I wish I could spend more time playing games on Dakka.

Granted, you are now chained to your seat and the only website you can visit is the Dakka game forums. Only problem is the people you are playing with don't know what the rules to the game are.

I wish I had more time.

granted,your now in limbo were there is no time. of course now you also have lots of alone time.

i wish for my miniatures to stop nagging me.

Granted. They are quite silent and motionless. But you still catch them giving you dirty looks.

I wish this movie is good.

Wish granted. The movie is good. You thoroughly enjoyed the cinematic experience. Sadly, as you left the theater a rock strikes you in the head. You fall down and now have amnesia. You lost track of the last 4 hours. You no longer remember that you even saw the movie...

I wish my girlfriend wasn't such an over-emotional train wreck.

granted,now she is a emotionless none moving doll.

i wish my sisters weren't the dumbest people i knew.

Granted. You meet an even dumber person, and have to spend all your time locked in a room with them.

I wish that the weather in Britan was better.

Granted. The weather is better but the fleas are murder.

I wish women were less self-centered.

gran-wait,no,not even genies can fix that.otherwise it wouldn't still be a problem for them too!

i wish i had some amazing hot wings right now.....

Granted. You have a steaming hot plate of the most succulent, juicy, saucy, delicious wing ever. Only problem is, now all other food tastes like ass (literally) and the place that makes these delicious wings just went out of business and you will never have them again.

I wish for more room for my books.

Granted. All your books are very small.

I wish the wing place would open back up.

granted,but there recipe now sucks and makes everything taste like ass.

i wish everything didnt taste like ass to me....

wish granted, but now you have an insatiable hunger for the taste of ass.

I wish my job paid me more money.

Granted, but now every employee is Rodney. Live with it Bitch. (Sorry to the rest of Dakka, we work together and he will get the joke)

I wish that this line of ass jokes can continue.

granted,and to make it happen....your now paid in male ass.

i wish i didnt want ass....

Granted, now you have a distinct craving for donkey, or popularly known as an ass.

I wish my parents would get off my back and quit nagging me.

Wish Granted, your parents aren't on your back anymore, instead they are up your ass.

I wish I didn't wreck my car last week...

Granted. You wreck it this week because you drive like an ass.

I wish people would slow down.

Granted they move at one mile an hour.

I wish i had a meltagun.

Granted. You get a Meltagun. You put your eye out promptly after.

I wish people would speed up just a little.

Granted, but now everyone is addicted to Methamphetamine.

I wish that my cell phone service didn't suck so badly at work.

granted,now the tower is IN your building so it only works at work.

i wish everything that happened in this thread became truly real....

granted. but a bunch of minis came to life and started rampaging around some geek named (+insert my name here+)'s house.

(you forgot your wish........)

I wish for...a sandwich.

Granted, You get a sandwich. Only problem is its a gak sandwich. Feels bad man.

I wish for a pay raise.

granted,you get a pay raise...in the form of a kiss from your boss before you leave every day.

i wish...i knew what to wish for.

Granted, you know what you want to wish for, but now you can't wish for it as you wished to know what to wish for.


I wish I was invincible on Halo Reach Multiplayer

Granted, you are invincible on Halo Reach Multiplayer. Only problem is so is everyone else and the game sucks now. Its ok, not that great of a game anyway.

I wish for GW to stop with the stupid resin finecast models.

granted.but to make up on the money they raie prices.again.(jerk....)

i wish i could afford GW stuff....

Granted. Now you can't afford candy, or smut, or what ever else you buy.

I wish for awesome maximum violence NOW!

Granted. You are flattened by a giant foot from the sky. Hope it was fun.
I wish for a short restful vacation.

granted.oh look,its over.

i wish...for a.....fox.the 9 tailed kind.

Granted. You get some 9 tailed fox thing that the genie can't be arsed to google up just now. You break it immediately.

I wish for a longer vacation.

granted.oh look,it was longer.by 1 second.

i wish to know how i broke an evil magical living animal.

Granted. You let it get too close to the microwave, which fried its magical abilities. Then rushing it outside, you tried to revive it, which it mistook as an assault, so it fought back. In the end, you beat it to death with a baseball bat.

I wish vacations were free.

Granted, all vacations are now free, sadly due to the economic problems it would cause the government has decreed that people are no longer allowed to take holidays



I wish I had the power to make my co-workers heads explode, for that matter, anyone that just plain annoys me.

Granted, but you are first fired from your job and have to live on the moon where you will have no contact with the human race ever again.

I wish i could speak all languages in the world

Granted, but each time you speak or write something you can't help but randomly change language after each and every word making it virtually impossible to be understood.


I wish the postman would stop stealing my mail.

Granted, now he just takes a dump in your mailbox to spite you.

I wish I could fly.

lol, that made me chuckle

Granted, you learn how to fly as gracefully as a bird, unfortunately you also learn how to get splattered inside a Jet engine, as gracefully as a bird.


I wish my telephone was smart and would screen all my bogus calls, wrong numbers and cold callers.

Granted, your phone now screens all the automated phone calls you receive. Only problem is everyone in the world has become and android and now when they call you they sound like an automated phone call and your phone screens them all. You never hear from anyone ever again and live a life of solitude and depression.

I wish that I had a Power Klaw.

Granted, but you have an unfortunate mishap when undoing your zipper.

I wish for a new fan.(Mine broke.)

granted but it then breaks

I wish for a dragon

Granted, but sadly the over night shipping has left your Dragon hungry, as soon as you open the crate it eats you.


I wish I had my own battleship

Granted. It sinks.
I wish for Rat Ogre.

Grtanted.... but your Rat ogre has the hormones of a rabbit and has its' way with you 24/7....

I wish for a monochrome rainbow

Granted. But it also is made of gunpowder and decides to take you to a camp fire for marshmellows.

I wish for a faaancy mustache!!!!!!

Granted, but you become friends with double raindow man!



Yeah, thats right! You and him are good buddies now... lap it all up, monochrome rainbow all the way




Granted but now everyone assumes your evil and won't talk to you.



I wish poeple would stop producing gak songs/records

Granted. Now every song that is produced is a huge hit and you have no time to listen to them all. And prices are raised since the songs are so popular.

I wish graphic designers would just admit it when they have no idea what they are doing.

Granted. But then they are all fired and you dismay that there is no one to do the job causing chaos (NOT the daemon kind).

I wish I was talked to.

Granted. Foreign people babble at you in some strange language incessantly.

I wish I didn't have to fix everything.

Granted. YOU ARE NOW DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could understand the foreign language.

Granted. You understand the language but all they are talking about is Twilight Movies.

I wish that the Sunday Newspaper would actually land in my yard today.

Granted, but its just not your Sunday paper, its everybody's Sunday paper and you are now over come by an avalanche of paper cuts and you bleed out and die.

I wish that I had the ability to control time.

granted. you now can travel one minute in to the future!!!

I wish I could always eat Nutella when I wanted to.

granted, but you cant eat anything else and they change it to taste like cow dung.

i have no wish s ill just wish for a yellow crocoguin.

Granted but the genie doesn't know what that is so you don't get one.

I wish for a slice of ham.

Granted, but you immediately become a vegetarian. You are then locked in a room with nothing but that slice of ham for 3 weeks.

I wish I was sexy.

Granted. You are the hottest sow in the pig sty.

I wish it was October.

granted,but then evil mutant leaves fall and pummel you to death.

i wish people knew a crocoguin was a crocodile penguin.

Granted, you are immediately sexy but only to the yellow crocoguin. And who knows what the hell that is. Prepare yourself for potential violation of your orifices.

I wish for my own GW shop where I can get all the stuff for free.

granted,but it only has LOTR stuff.

i wish to not get violated by my crocoguin.

Granted. You are stuck in a time rift were nothing will ever happen, since there is no time... yeah. Stuck, with no time.

I wish you dident fall into a time rift.

Granted. You are back on time. And back on the crocoguin menu.
I wish for rain.

Granted, it rains .... and rains .... AND RAINS! The world has now been flooded and humanity destroyed. I hope your happy.


I wish for a better tomorrow

Granted, tomorrow is the best day ever. Nothing can screw up tomorrow. The next day however, watch out, cause gak goes down. in a bad way.

I wish that when ever i reach in my pocket to pay for something I will always have the exact amount needed and in the right currency for the country that I am in.

granted,but your stuff always gets stolen the minute you arnt looking at it.

i wish that my crocoguin was nicer to me...

Granted, It now has a lustful look in its eye whenever it sees you.

I wish to have multiple sets of eyes so that I will never look away at my stuff.

granted, but you now have no eyelids, so they constantly burn.

I wish for an extra arm.

granted,but you dont control it and it beats you up.

i wish to not get raped in my sleep.

Granted, you get raped while awake instead



I wish places wouldn't close just as I'm leaving work

granted,they close when you get to work instead.

i wish to not get raped at all.unless by a very attractive female...

Granted, but the attractive female is a deamonette. who destroys yor soul. you are doomed.




I wish for y minis to stop destroying my stuff "PUT THAT DOWN VIO!"

granted,we destroy government property instead,and you get blamed.

i wish for my soul to be as happy its gone as i am it is.

i wish for my soul to be as happy its gone as i am it is.



It is. but it comes back, possesses a space marine-sized man, and violates you in every possible way



I wish for Calvin&Hobbes to restart

(wait,im being double violated now!?!?)

granted,but it sucks now.

i wish for this creep to leave me alone. (the demonette can stay )

creep leaves you after the daemonette rips your c**k off with her crabclaw.


I wish for calvin and hobbes to be better

Granted. Calvin and Hobbes are great. Because they are reprints.

I wish for GW to produce Happy meal toys for McDonalds.

granted,it only comes with one plastic model and the set up is random so who knows what you will get.

i wish i had my man hood back....

Granted. But you aren't allowed to do manly things.

I wish that it was raining.

granted.its acidic rain.everything is melting and dieing thanks to y-ARRRG!IT BURNS!

i wish for transformers to be real.

Granted. But the Autobots lose. You know the rest.
And to make it worse, they're the Micheal Bay-formers (o.O Oh gawd no!)

I wish it wasn't acidic rain that was raining.

Granted. That ain't acid rain. That's Gasoline rain.

I wish it was not so foggy.

granted. its misty instead




I wish my wake up schedule was not at 2:30 PM

Granted. You don't have to wake up at all. But you have no reason to either.

I wish for breakfast.

I wish for breakfast.





Granted. but you have to scrounge in a kitty litter box for it




I wish for GW to sell its models for what they are REALLY worth

gr-no,sorry.not even a genie can change the gods of overpriced plastic opinions.

i wish to know what Micheal Bay-formers are.

Granted, Micheal Bay-formers are ... [knowledge forgetten due to next wish]



I wish that lord commissar klimino forgets what Micheal Bay-formers are.




couldn't resist

granted but hince next wish happens.

what are Micheal Bay-formers and it feels like i used to know.....

Granted. You know what Micheal Bay-formers are and realize they are totally terrible.

I wish to start a Nuclear War... AT THE GAY BAR!!!
http://youtu.be/49rhRF4bkf8

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Granted. You know what Micheal Bay-formers are and realize they are totally terrible.

I wish to start a Nuclear War... AT THE GAY BAR!!!

Ok but everyone else in the world is in nuclear bunkers and don't die.... except you!!!!!

I wish i was the best miniature painter in the world!!

granted but minitures are now banned
i wish my leg wasnt broken

Granted. but now your arm is broken.......

i wish i was the emperor and i never got killed by Horus and my life hereafter was full of win.

granted but you tripped over your sword and stabbed yourself
(hey you didnt say your LONG life hereafter)

i wish i could sleep

ok but when you wake up my loyal legions of space marines, IG etc.... heal me and I KILL YOU. and i win forever.


i wish what was stated above came true and i still win forever...

You win forever, Forever is the gay bar down the street. Have fun with that.

I wish for a new car.

Granted. But it only has the drawing of an engine under its hood.

I wish I didn't die.

Granted. You did not die, because you never lived.

I wish for quick service.

snurl wrote:I wish for quick service.

Your order arrives quickly, but the food is sub-par and the waiter is obnoxious

I wish for a weekend holiday...

Granted. This weekend is national "work harder than ever" day.

I wish I had a bottle opener handy.

Granted, But you now aren't strong enough to use it.

I wish my computer never crashed.

RaptorsTallon wrote:
I wish my computer never crashed.

It is now the most stable OS/Hardware Combo ever!

However a bus full of nuns bottle-feeding orphaned puppies has just had a kool-aid 'OH YEAAAH!' style interaction with your living room wall!

I wish I had 4 stomachs

Wish Granted...You now have 4 stomachs but you keep forgetting to eat so you constantly regurgitate your already processed food and eat it...(you pretty much are stuck eating vomit all the time).

I wish there was more beer in my refrigerator.

Granted, but its all warm

i wish for more salt and vinegar crisps.

granted. But they have mold on them!

I wish for people to get smarter.

Granted, they do, but they get so smart that they can't cope with all the infomation and their heads explode. You have just killed off humanity.

I wish that I could live on the moon.

Granted. But you have no house and die from space exposure!

I wish I wasn't the bane of humanity.

You're sent into space where there's no people, and die.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, You live forever in a tiny box just big enough to fit you in. The box is very dark and unbreakable. Enjoy!

I wish my wishes all ended well for me.

Granted. But they don't end well for the enviroment, and that dies, thus you die. U MAD?

I wish that bodies didn't hit the floor (the songs fething annoying).

Granted, everybody starts floating and we float up into space we all die......

i wish my crisps diddnt have mould on them

Granted, They don't have mold on, but a giant rat runs in and eats them all. He then proceeds to eat all the crisps in the world.

I wish that people would stop Ninja'ing me on the 'Finish This Word' thread.

Granted, No one will ever Ninja you again in the "Finish This Word" thread, instead you are stabbed to death by an actual ninja.

I wish that the US Games Day wasn't held if fething Chicago...

Granted. They cancel it altogether, except for the one in England.

I wish they had Games Day in Baltimore again.

Granted. But it makes Baltimore bankrupt.

I wish we all listened to techno-trance.

granted but its now talentless mainstream trash

i wish this was sparta

Granted. But YOU get kicked into the pit instead.

I wish techno remained awesome.

granted but you become deaf and unable to hear it,

i wish i had a friendly pet carnifex

Granted, But the rest of the Hive Fleet get worried about it and come to find out where it has gone. They kill you and put you in a digestion pool. They then decide to stay and destroy the world.

I wish I had terminator armour.

Granted. But it's extremely rusty and crappy.

I wish for awesome trolling.

Granted, but it is a shallow attempt.

TROLL wrote:God is a stupid lie, science is a scam, why don't you friend me, OP is a f@ggot, asians are stupid etc.

I wish I wish I wish I wish.

granted. But you have successfully created Inception and destroyed the earth via Inception.

I wish the Troll was a little bit better.

Granted. But now he cheats the laws of physics and you shoot off the planet into space.

I wish GW had a timely and public release schedule

granted but now you cant stop your buying. you go broke and have to sell drugs to make a living, you end up selling them to an unstable madman, who receives a vision while stoned, he creates a thermobaric missile and fires it at the nearest nuclear plant. which also happens to be the largest. it explodes and bathes the world in fallout. mutants roam the lands until they ind a hidden weapons chache, they end up killing each other off. you have just killed the human race. thanks a lot. next time, be carful what you wish for.

please post a wish.

ineptus astartes wrote:granted but now you cant stop your buying. you go broke and have to sell drugs to make a living, you end up selling them to an unstable madman, who receives a vision while stoned, he creates a thermobaric missile and fires it at the nearest nuclear plant. which also happens to be the largest. it explodes and bathes the world in fallout. mutants roam the lands until they ind a hidden weapons chache, they end up killing each other off. you have just killed the human race. thanks a lot. next time, be carful what you wish for.

great a C-C-COMBO breaker

@Ineptus: WISH-JACK!

For my second wish (courtesy of ineptus), I'd wish that all 40K armies were balanced fairly.

Granted..... but .... um.... something bad happens as a consequence.

I wish i had £1,000,000,000 all in Pennies and they would never crush me of cause the economy to crash.

Granted, but they merely form a large, pretty (yet useless) floating copper orb in space.

I wish I could fly

granted, but you fly too close to the sun and .. you know the rest


i wish i was an ork

granted. but your a grot...

i wish i was a dragon, with black leathery wings, and blue scales. and i was as big as a real house. and i was on earth. and had the ability to change from each form at my will (human-dragon). I wonder what people can see the flaw in for that one?

granted but you collide with a 747 and die

i wish cher lloyd was talented

Granted.... but you cannot see her "talent" in your country... due to copyright.
I wish the Australian Government would stop trying to ban video games.

damn. forgot about collisions.

granted... but no more good video games are produced. ever.

i wish gw would lower prices in australia, and that we weren't forced to buy until we were broke, or that we bought so much that it would crush us.

granted, but due to the lack of videos games the aussie government bans 40K

i wish the norway massacre never happpened

Granted.... but it becomes the plot for the next "Final Destination" film.

I wish Uwe Boll would never make another movie.

granted... but he then stars in one and says his own script...

i wish that i never had to sleep. like a space marine.

Granted... but lack of sleep drives you too insane to be allowed outside of a high security asylum.

I wish I could see Jerry Jones face when he heard Philadelphia Eagles Sign cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha along with Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie.

Granted, but it's burned into your retinas and you see nothing else for the rest of your life.

I wish I was God, or equally powerful

Granted but you can't

I wish for a flying mouse.

Granted, however you don't realize it has the black death with it so instead of hanging with you and your mates it goes partying with metallica.

I wish for an undo button in life.

granted, I only works once and it resents EVERYTHING!

I wish for an exalt

Unfortunately your bad spelling and grammer holds you back.

I wish for a genie that could grant me a genie.

granted... but the genie keeps granting more genies until the world is drowned in genies.

i wish to become indestructible, unkillable, unstoppable, invincible ect. and on earth.

Granted. It opens your garage door on command. Closes it too. Even turns on the light.

I wish for less bugs.

Haha, snurl for you the bugs would do anything. Even build a statue in your honour, unfortunately one of the bugs starts a rebellion and before you know it george lucas wants the rights to the movie.

I wish for better music while I am doing homework.

Evaelc wrote:
I wish for better music while I am doing homework.

Granted. However: Congratulations you are now deaf!

I wish for four hot blondes.

Wish granted, you have four handsome looking men that are so hot they are forced to take their clothes off in your bedroom.

I wish I had a plate of delicious bacon.