Twisted Metal: Happy Wheels Edition.

Hold on, photographer. I swear I saw a spider on my back....

You've got red on you.

The Female Commissar who trained Commissar Fuklaw. And she's always pissed off.

Red nose day!

Land raider 2.0

Kill, Maim, Burn!

...wait, you're saying that's someone else's motto? But it suits us so nicely...

Now where did I put Hitler's head? I know I left it around here somewhere.

Now where did I put the patient's liver? I know I left it around here somewhere.

Fork Off!

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword.

Blue Eye. Now complete with X-Ray vision!

Another day, another heretic to burn.

A bad-ass Blood Raven Captain with a penchant for heavy bolters.

Smile...

And then tzeentch said "There will be light!" and god made light.

And then khorn said FILTHY MAGIC CASTER!!!!

*chop*

Are you staring at my skull?

Just say you won't repent.


I dare you.

I am a scary, spiky Chaos dude.

Hmm...maybe a sword the same size as me is a little too big...

Dammit...got ninja'd...

It's papa nurgle-claus!

MY EYES!!!

Long time no see, Thousand Son...

Ohhhh look, there's a sale on at GW...

I seriously have no clue as to what your avatar really is. I thought it was earth, but I'm starting to have my doubts now.....

0-60 in 1.5

*sigh* My work is never done.

All because of ME!

What are you looking at?

God created the world in three days and three nights. Just as planned.

You want a piece of me, boy?

And so, noah built an ark. And took two of each animal. Who obviously didn't kill eachother.

Just as planned.

Did you say my armor doesn't have enough spikes?

I am the son of the LION.......Hear me ROAR......

I the son of the SHARK......Hear me.......
Swim???

Now, if you all have taken enough pictures, we shall get down to buisness.

FOR THE EMPRAH!!

These spikes on my shoulders? Swords. These horns? Swords. Can't have too many of them.

Could somebody turn off this light? I'm trying to take a picture of this wall.

Welcome back to the bloodbowl pitch
Today we are fielding the Chaos All Stars vs. the Low Down Gitz

"ALL STAR SMASH!!!!!"

Who thinks the curtains match the drapes?

The alien is back

Drive faster, it's not flat enough over there!

Now, we need to take your rectal temperature, just hold still....

Pecking Order.

I hate it when they do that.

Ponyhammer 40'000

Some crazy race by the looks of it. Perhaps even wacky.

These beads have overbalanced me! I'm coming to a swoon! someone catch me

Cold sore armor ...check.

Is there a problem?

I like to drink from my mug while I poop.

My teeth are numb.

Is my chair made form necrons?

Transvestite getting a physical....cough cough

Careful- Getting into some questionable waters


Smiling from ear to ear

Enjoying the view?

questionable waters -is what I would name my yacht.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Cheese!
*CLICK*

GK.

Castiel? No, I'm his evil twin, Wrakkar!
What, you mean I'm not allowed to have a name that isn't Castiel backwards?

And sorry, but your avatar looks like an evil version of his.

I wanted a harry potter broom, instead i got this lousy pitchfork for xmas. At least it still has the price tag on it.

I am Laughing!

Ork tech takes a stunning leap sideways.

This sword < My dick.

Ant fungus armor.

Ailen suprise boxer parties

BADGE OF THE EMPRAH!!

Free Hugs!

RRRROOOOAAAADDD RRRAAAAEEEEGGGGEEE!!!

Uh... hi, I'm... uh, a little bit nervous, uh... It's not often I'm in war, see? Uh...

The devil's little helper, trapped in a small white rectangular object.

Bigger Jaws.

" I look pretty.....deal with it"

This water is too hot for my sensitive Carcharhinus sensibilities. I must leap out of the water and evolve into an air breathing, flying fish.

A sneaky devil, preparing to raid the lands for fresh souls

Ya so I updated the family crest matrix style grand dad be damned.

You mad?

What? Dumbledore dies? You just ruined my fething book.

I'm gorgeous!

Why are you taking a portrait of me on the toilet?

What is your wish?

Dear Diary,
Why don't you ever reply, I am stuck in this blue room and you are the only person to talk to

Mike Tysons punch out hidden boss.... Allah Uppercut

Are these holes in my cheeks normal?

Some tea, perhaps?

Damn Ipad doesnt work with my gauntlets.

Ahh damn Toffee

The Ant Hil Mob are pulling away.

Lets watch some elf porn!

What? Uh, no, of course it's not a grot tank, uh... ok, we might be a bit short on funds, but don't tell anyone!

Lesser Daemon of Khorne so badass that even its weapon has a forked tail.

What do you mean, this power sword is suddenly incapable of cutting through terminator armour?

From a distance he looks like a chilli pepper.

Don't ask why. I've shoddy vision.

Astalavistaaaaaa Baby!

I yell from my jeep tank.

I am a Mother F#@king shark yo.

Veteran of 10 years and a hundred battles. Still will probably be shot down during a charge.

Don't make fun...my kid drew this.

I AM AWESOME!

So if I carry the one...

Ramming speed!

Why am i only in this small window?

Drive me closer, I want to play rock paper scissors with the enemy!

Time to water my plants.

Pity I'm still bald.

There, that's a much better air hole.

Problem?

The new diet worked wonders.

Stand by...

Damn I can barely see out of this keyhole.

I DARE you to say that we Dark Angels wear dresses one more time

Yellowness of this eagle cross.

Free jaws

Ompa lompa strikes again

Prussia?

CHARGE!

I am so small you can't even see me when you are exhausted

DBZ such fond memories.

The captain was here!

Say cheese!

Want some coffee?

Move me there! I want to go there! Now!

Amber lamps

Should really stop eating th toffee

Shoot the nonbeliever, shoot him.....

I am a genie slash gardener.

FFFFFFF that's cold.

EWWW get it off! Get it off!

This is my sword, there are many like it, but this one is mine

Yes, yes...

What the feth are you doing back there?

I wonder how much food Goku will eat this time?

AAAAHHHHHHHH!

Ah, the memories of the Wacky Races... and "MUTTLEY!"

I'm ready for red nose day!

This new camouflage scheme is perfect for winter fighting.

Ambulance, prepare for warp jump!

Chef's cousin

Watch out for the bump, we'll flip if you hit it!

The power behind the throne

A medieval bong.

@ Great White : Lolzs

Everybodies favourite hammer

Drive me closer so I can yell at them more.

I had alot of fun at Mardi Gras (More someone flashes their breasts, the more bead necklaces they recieve)

Here comes the po po

Mr. Popo that is.

I really need to stop bathing in bleech

Time to die!

I do not fint in this frame!

YOU! GO GET ME A DANISH!

So what if I make your eyes hurt?

After studying for... 3 seconds.. I found out it was an ambulance!

Problem?

Praise the Emperor!

Little Big Creed.

That one place in he middle of your back that you cant reach. . .

Stabby Stabby

Get me out of this White out.

To space!

Popo loves to take care of his flesh-eating plants.

Ahhh my nose hurts!

Tanks always makes rigth

FEAR MJOLNIR!!!

I will tell your future!

Looks orky, but not enough dakka

Cute^^

Call me Russ....
Leman Russ

Oh? We have a lot of guests today.

Ive been on this thread for a while. Ive just been waiting for an avatar I could work with.

I pose like this so no one can see my brace.

Heh, looks like that cultist's plans... have gone up in flames.

Awww....
Now thats not funny.....

"Did you see us stomp in the synchronized diving? Those silly americans thought they could beat us."

My hair is so awesome it burns

You! Where's the danish I asked you to get me?

Pimped out his power armour with gold rims

Footbawl 40k.

My coat is caught on a door

I do not care if this heavily modulated motorized-vehicle won't fit in that Starbucks driveway, I would tell you to drive it up your Aunt Fanny's rear-end and blast it to smithereens if it meant I could find a Leprachaun's goldpot! Now, hurry up and get me that frappacino!!

Pennywise?

I like stompas!

Leanin' on Ma Fork

When George S. Patton began his career as an automobile designer.

I am in your dreams

Fire the blue shell!

Stop that!

Come at me bro!

Ere we go, humiez!!!

IM SO MASSIVE I DONT EVEN FIT IN MY BOX!!!

WWAAARRGH!

You, soldier! Why is your zipper open?

I got Swag.

Hellooooooo Terrrraaaa! *heavy metal music in the background*

"Whaddya mean we're out of gas, private?! You still have legs, don't you?! THEN RUN AROUND THE BACK AND START PUSHING!!"

Lets do the angry dance.

the Trip up to heaven.

Huns in tanks, in space

Mjolnir.

I am Awesome!

Tank Power!

Bllaauuurrgghhh

He went that way.

The real Lighting McQueen but only with more dakka

The standard of the Maiden of France.

Its Snow in snow.

Seriously.....
How is that an ambulance? Oh wait, GB..... things probably look different over there....

Faster than a speeding ticket

I only have hald a head after a fight with a deamon

what a great cartoon.

What a great picture

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:Seriously.....
How is that an ambulance? Oh wait, GB..... things probably look different over there....

Faster than a speeding ticket

That is one of the mainstay vehicles for the NHS over here, a converted Merc Sprinter.

OT: Ooooo, theres a sale on over there.

A good indication you have had wayyyyy too much to drink.

ICP Ork

Where are my legs?

Where is my left arm

Clad in steel he preformed a great purge of the virgins

Bow before us!

Hey, you there, get me a bigger avatar!

What's that over there? Is it a runner? But why is he heading this wa...no, its just the Guardsman I sent to get me a danish.

I wish sentry duty would end

Guardian of the realm, protector of mankind

Black on white, no colour for me.

What you see when you do something really stupid whilst tripping on LSD

Behold ... the manliness of SPEHSS MIREENS!

Is that a Flying Grox?

Wardragoon wrote:Is that a Flying Grox?

Squiggoth

Heh, its a bird, its a plane, no, its a FLYING GROX...errr SQUIGGOTH!!!!!

Uh, hello? I think I left my legs at home. Mind helping?

Next!

Do you think the diet's working?

So god, you're telling me how mighty you are and everything, but if i leave, whats in it for me?

What? Why would I want BS4 vets driving round in this tank? BS3's perfectly good!

Why do I have a tail?

Over the years incomplete STCs were found and used to throw together makeshift engines of war.

YOU. WILL. BE. MINE. FOREVER.

(And no offence, but your new avatar gives me the creeps)

Ah another fine day to crush some fools.

(Only using psychic powers to make cutlery fly through the air. )

COME. TO. ME. MORTAL...I. AM. YOUR. DESTINED. ONE.

(lol )

Doo, doo, doo, doo,doooo, I hate being on guard.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doooo, I hate being on guard without any legs or weaponry.

THE ROBOT DEVIL IS GONNA GET YOU AND PLUG HIS INFERNAL MODEM IN THE WALL.

So I heard you where a heretic! PREPARE FOR A ASS RAMMING!

now, that would be a great thing to stick up nurgles ass!

If you don't drive this tank up that Cultists ass I will drive this tank up your ass!

New hover marines.

If I ever catch you two-timing...I will make you beg for death.

This chainsword makes a great walking stick!

I have a glowing eye

What do you mean don't bother shooting that other guys car? I don't care about the wings. Jink save? The hell is that? Just shoot him.

Darling, can you do me a favor?

He who stands a eternal watch over our fallen lord

Get in line and strip down for 'inspection'.

So...tiny...must breath

How royal, a Lion AND a crown.

We've got 99 problems but a death star aint one

"Legs?" what's "Legs" meant to mean?

I went down to georgia once, I lost against a redneck.

The long lost ancestors to the Daleks

Which monarch has a homicidal lion on their coat of arms?

Here take my squig

Jazz's upper half.

I go through starcraft cinematic characters worse than George R.R. Martin goes through main characters

"It's just a flesh wound"

One of the last things a Guardsmen sees besides the scowling face of an unimpressed Commissar.

I need an aspirin...can you get me one?

Ninja'd

I wonder if I will be the once and future king

I play Black Templars way too much

(Wrong, its just old mark 2 power armor)

Does these fangs make my head look big?

Where...are my legs?

(MK II and III power armour look virtually the same now that I think about it.)

Why do I have a basket on my head?

Who were you dreaming off, last night?

I saw you....pick your nose, in public.....and it disturbed me

Black and white sucks...

I have golden armor, I think I'm important

I need a pacifier ASAP!

a pacifier....
OF PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and off topic, love the new avatar n0t_u. What is it from?

So sleepy...

(on that note n0t_u, I've been wanting to ask this for a looong time...are you a girl?)

I belive so....
At least if the old avatars were pictures of her......
Im not sure though. It could easily have been some superstar that I am not aware of in America (we are so backwater )
Not to mention that was inceredibly smooth

I knight thee, ser of chaos.

Are you really a loyalist Thousand Son from the Great Crusade? If so, I have to ask...*whispers*was Sanguinius as hot as he's portrayed to be?*whispers*

(What was smooth?)

Prepare to die... but not quite yet. I'm resting on this sword.

Vindicare-Obsession wrote:a pacifier....
OF PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and off topic, love the new avatar n0t_u. What is it from?

She doesn't know, other than her friend showed her this picture http://oi45.tinypic.com/aos6xs.jpg

Shall Beezlebot play us a song?

Yes.

Anyway, back on topic, "Give us a hug!"

Is that the best you can do?

(so...n0t_u is a girl?)

Is that the best you can do?

Also, I'm just guessing from the fact that she (or he) collects daemonettes, SoB, etc. Could be wrong.

Someone's asking for a whipping...

(*curses in Japanese* I hate an unsatisfied curiosity)

You could always ask it...
I'm watching you!

Problem, mortal?

(I did ask...here on this thread. A PM is just, well, too personal.)

Hey, anyone gonna let me out?

Charge! FOR KING AND COUNTRY MEN!

Oh Flower of Scotland, when will we see, you like again?

Drive me closer I want to poke their eyes out

Haven't my other parts arrived yet?

At least you can't call me fat!

Why is my neck so thin?

Why is my entire body so thin?

Again!

Perhaps I should 'shop myself so that everyone can see I'm actually not a skeleton...

Enough! Down and give me a thousand!

So what do you think of my new diet plan?

Ambulance to heaven

the tanktor- the new farm vehicle of choice.

Wanna Play?

This is the 6th tank I've had so far.

I really can't tell what that is beyond, "Spess Muhreen"...

I'm tired...when's our next leave?