Here, let me cause your eyes to strain.

Eye strain? We're right on it! Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw!!!

Sadistic Daemon of Slaanesh (if that is a whip he's holding...)

Fear me, mortals, for I... No, chaos marine, I told you that you couldn't have the horns back. Now go away and stop annoying me. Now, where was I?

Herrk y ou is rusted ohen
(Translation: Help my mouth is rusted open

Times were tough during the great crusade. Many marines went to battle with incomplete armour.

Hey, its been a while...where were you?

Problem Thousand Sons?


More or less I'm out of ideas for most of the avatars so don't really check this thread too much. If I see it on the main forum list and can actually think of something for the avatar I remember for whoever it says was last I post.

Where did you put my contacts?

(Wait, don't go! You haven't answered the question yet!)

I guard the stuff from the people.

Oh, I see now. Nope and a PM would have been faster.

STEEL REHN!!!

( )

Join the Astartes they said, it will be fun they said before they sendt me to figth Austrians in space and vermin from hell

A coat of arms?

Where...is my body?

Where... are my sides?

You're reading this post in the robot devil's voice.

You'll do....

Got to love those ditches, and those lho's.

initiating hyperdrive.

I wish i could stand somewhere else other than on ths 28mm base

"Get out of here you pantless thug!"

"But the sign says 'No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!' You can't kick me out!"

Enter Dramatic Pose!

Joe always saw the world in terms of black and white.

About two more shots of absinthe and that ambulance will actually move

I can't breathe.

Slimfast

NA! NA! NA!

Oh look puny heretics! Taste my wrath!

A curtain wearing a hat.

A demonic maid.

I need some sunshine in my life.

Behold! THE...SUPER BUS!!! *cue trumpets*

An anorexic marine

A marine in need of bionic legs.

Dear Princess Celestia...

I WANT YOU....


To do the dishes

Hey guys, I'm over here!

We're clear of interference...stand by for Warp!

I wish my picture was wider

I wish I had some color.

Get a portrait of yourself, they said. It won't take but an hour for the artist, they said... FETHING FIVE HOURS AGO!!

Help, I have this metal sheet stuck on my nose.

Ambulances in England are so fast, they can travel through time

IG wishing they could loot like Orks

Where are my pants?

Yes, I know I'm cute, but flattery won't stop me from killing you.

I need a shirt.

I'm overdressed. (since we're on the topic of clothing)

These boots are too tight...(lol)

Is my standing in the sunlight blinding you?

I have a thorn in my foot.

I think I'd notice if there was a train coming.

Only you can prevent bright blue eyes.

Uh, does anyone round here know where I can find some paint? Or legs?

Ok, who trod on my tail?

Get moving already!

i'm cute, but my expression is anime standard bland.

Trainwreck, coming through.

My little horsey

I am Floater Marine

(Oh god, now I cant get the image out of my head)
Someone got crazy with the paint on the front end.

(sorry!)

I was a space marine, untill i took an arrow to the knee

This camouflage is brilliant, they'll think this tank is just an antique car!

A rival in love...not for long!

I'm cold

A ample offering to the dark gods

Death metal wolf

Hurry up!

Hot Dayum!

That Way!

Student driver?

Falling Down

Rise from thy grave!

Say hello to my shotgun motherfunction!

I AM AWESOME!!!

STARING CONTEST!!!

Guess who isn't wearing any underwear?

I am Overlord, you know!

 King Pariah wrote:
Guess who isn't wearing any underwear?

That was the best one I have heard for my avatar, it had me laughing way too hard

Back on topic:
(To continue King Pariahs joke)

You're not wearing any underwear are you?

Wait, Mr. Artist, come back! I'm sorry I called you all those names, now can you please just draw my legs, you twit?

Guess who's not wearing any arms?

Have you seen my lower body, or stomach for that matter?

Have you seen my pants?

Did I break this nail?

(Okay I really need to swap profile pictures to something else, variety and all that)

This pistol's getting hot...

Nomnomnomnom

I love you too werewolf.

*Tentacel music starts

Why do you have naturally silver hair?

Damn, I have been ninjad

Blood for the blood god! .... Wait I mean for sanguinius and the emperor.

I shall pose epically in my Bathrobes

Oh look, a bird has defecated on my shoulder.

I'm so hard, I scratch my crotch with a gun

Onward! I want to hit them with my sword!

I wish I had color.

I have pants!

I lost my shirt, PARTAY!

Now, where are those damned Jeanstealers and my pants...?

Where did the top of my hair go?

LET'S GET IT ON!!!

In the frozen tundra of Mother Russia, only the strong may survive.

I'm an orc without arms and an orange afro

Come on ALREADY!!!

What happened to my right arm?

I'M GORGEOUS!!!

(the arm is there, just behind her)

Lunchtime

Meet George, the metal loving wolf.

Brakes? What are those?

You: Red eyes? Oh that's just part of the photo.
Me: But it's a drawing...

Must be hot in hell

nice mini.

Look at me, I'm the final fantasy character of the warhammer universe

Wheee! I got me a great red ball

Call me bald again, I dare you

I'M A GOD!!!

I shall kill you with my hair

"It's a Nazi! Run him over!!"
"No, General Patton, that's an old lady--"
"--An old lady that's a Nazi in DISGUISE! Run him/her over!!"
Patton could never really adjust to civilian life all that well...

I Have a steel plate in front of my head

The business world wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Here comes the LSD wagon, everyone get in line!

I have a tiny head!

I have a tiny cannon

"Let my people go!"

Sorry Bill, I can't let you do that

Scarabs, scarabs everywhere.

I'm prettier than you are.

I like the purple.

we waw we wae we waw!

I am number 6

I AM LEGEND.

I am really pale

Hi girlie...why are you carrying that big axe? How are you even able to lift it? And why are you walking towards me?

Its sad really, how a such young and innocent girl was murdered by a blood crazed Astartes

She's still alive - as if the Master of Third Magic would be killed so easily.

Suffer not the witch to live.

She's not a witch, so stop calling her one, or I'll set my Flayed Ones on you!

Suffer not the xeno loving sorcerer to live amongst the pure

Suffer not the mutant to live

I AM KING PARIAH!

The pink was sold out

Ready for Z-Day.

heee hawww hee hawww!

Bring us about and engage that tin can

Bow wow chow chow?

RRRRAAAAWWWRRRRR

Blue, yellow and red, the new camo.

.....woooweeewoooweeewooweeEEWOOOWEEEWOOOWEEEwoooweeewoooweeewooowe...

Death Watch.

If you want something done right...GO!

I'm psychic.

(Ha ha, we are all very amused)

Purple eyes? Uh, yeah, I'm not a mutant or anything to get them...

The evil cousin of Bender

I have nothing up my sleeves, honest.

NNNNNNnnnnnrrrr

Bring us about and fire a AP round!

Rutger Hauer in 'Salute the Jugger'

My eyes have gone on holiday

Get steam up, we're about to attack!

What did I say about cooking bitter food?

Ooh, you're gonna regret that...

Son, I'm p_gray99 and I'm sure you've heard of stories about the place I've come from, haven't you?

I come from the planet of Bright Light.

Get out of my way you inferior, non-yellow motor vehicles.

Not as cool as blue heron, but still cool anyway.

The butler did it!

Well then.....

Tanky tank tank.

Anbulancy anmbulance abulance....doesnt have the same ring does it?

I LOVE TANKS!

Sniper Bait

Quoth the Raven, "Deal with it"

Yes, that is my nose. No, you may not poke it.

Heel-face turn.

For the Motherland-Desu!

I dare you NOT to laugh.

STARING CONTEST!

Gets Hot!

BARK!

Purple! I love purple!

The Brotherhood of Doomhunter

Finally, someone who likes anime as much as I do.

I hate my job.

I have eats please?

Killed Nazis until 1949, and was awarded 16 medals he made himself.
(Free internet cookie to whoever identifies the reference)

Krusty loses the plot.

Yes there's an emergency, but lets enjoy the ride.

I like doritoes

Forwaaaard!

I wish I could be as cool as the Brotherhood of NOD

Go to Bermuda much?

What you don't know is we are off to see the Wurzels live.

Let's blind people with our flashing lights so that we have more work to do!

A very insane robot.

Mad clown who's just been welding.

Alert! A committed robot has escaped from the robot asylum! He is considered extremely dangerous!

Waaaarhg my helemt will kill you!

Over there! I command you to run that filthy Xenos over.

No corner of the galaxy has escaped the eagle-keen gaze of Fervor!

GIVE MY COLOUR!

What do you think of my scarf? I got it at Camden Market.

Hehe, azza got ninja'ed

Faster than a speeding body.....

I spy vile heretics over yonder.

What was I looking for again?

How... nice...

Hello, MFs.

Just call me the Masque

These days I just watch some guy called Jacobus do all the work or some crazy chick with wings.

So true.....

Its a man! Its a woman! Its.... slaanesh? O-)-C

Beware the daemon! It is full of delicious bacon!

yes my master....

Imma catch me some heretics!

Dude... are we lost?

Why is that the lamentations of schoolboys I hear in the distance?

What are you selling?

I foresee lower back problems in your future.


(Ye gods, this IS still going on! I left the site a year ago and it was running back then!)

I foresee bowl movement and the rising of great morning wood in your future squid!

I have no Hands

Okay, maggot! Your driving lessons starts now! Go, go, go!

I'm Krusty the manic clown knight!

The unknown child of Patton

Yes I do have a pool cue. I use it to hit people I don't like.

Purple!

They're getting ahead of us! Quick, launch the rockets!

Comb over's are for pussies.

I forgot to draw the rest of my face.

For the Brotherhood!

Rayman's brother was always a little crazy and perhaps a little drunk when he performed his magic shows.

Why can't I smile?

Its not purple its lavender!

The answer to the companion cube; the disdain pyramid.

Purple, its the new purple.

Are you one of us?

More purple.

Y U wear purple too?

Y U white background?

These clothes are too tight.

Yes I have a scarf, your point?

I'm going to need to wear more when winter comes.

Yes I'm aware I'm standing in the middle of the road. I can take as long as I want, they have to wait.

...and then it will all be mine, MINE!!!

I was here first!

It's a bit cold out here

Deffrolla.

woosh!

BLAM!

Grab my scarf!

My skin's a healthy shade of purple!

I am...horny.

Hey, babe, i aint gotta sword like regular jackoffs, i gotta POWER SWORD! wanna see?

I am totally not overcompensating for anything...

I'm a greenskin (oh if you wish upon a shooting star...)

Beware its the deadly maw of DOOOOOOOOM

Notacultistnotacultistnotacultistnotacultistnotacultistnotacultist...

Where is my body?

Am I wearing enough purple?

Like batman, but nightmare fuel.

Do these horns make me stand out?

You can never have enough purple.

FOR KANE!!!

My face, it's...expressionless

Hillbilly tank building.

Babes an Bolters

Beep boop beep melon-fether.

someone get this truck grill off my face.

Mrs Holy Warrior.

Blinky lights!

Evil triangle.

Yes, I have all the purple. No, you can't have any.

Store's closed.

Pointy hair, takes a lot of hair spray.

This was not foreseen! Quickly, initiate hyperspace fol...!

Suffer not the red eye express to live!

I'm a Tech Priest.

I'm a schoolgirl.

I am not a schoolgirl.

you dont know that.....

Anyway, I killed barney and made an outfit from his pelt.

Why is my hair white?

Why is my hair pruple?

You've got nerve, little girl.

Ever had metal in you? Want some HARD METAL in you?

You should see my virtual wife

Wanna get some coffee after this?

It's a scarf, not a noose, SO STOP PULLING AT IT!!!!

Its a mask, not a poster.

I can has the purple?

The Crimson Triangle.

Oh I'm gonna get in trouble for this one but I'm drunk and therefore don't care at the moment...

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"

(Oh god, I think thats worth whatever the mods slap you with)
om nom nom nom

 King Pariah wrote:
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"

I hope they destroy you

Look out Chaos! Democracy is here!

Vidal Sassoon if the emperor had any hair left he would use it.

The hooded-winged-skulls of DOOM!

"I'm a psychopathic clown rayman!"
Don't know where that came lol, must be those hands.

I don't know what im doing.

Well Kane is a nice man, if a bit unhinged at times

I like red, it makes me look so much slimmer.

"Drive her faster!"
"She'll fly apart!"
"FLY HER APART, THEN!"
(Internet cookie to whoever recognizes the movie)

Get this thing of me, NOW!