You get tin cans and some string.

I insert a bowling pin.

You get a candlepin

I insert a clockwork pocket watch

You get an hourglass.

I insert a fake Rolex...

You get a Broken Screen

I insert a pair of shades.

You get flip flops.

I insert a football.

You get a Bud Bowl.

I insert pom poms..

You get cheerleaders.

I insert a prosthetic.

You get a sawn-off limb.

I insert the Internet.

You get a tiny black box with a glowing button

I insert 6 yards of faux wolf fur

you get a chihuahua

i insert a computer mouse.

You get a computer cat.

I insert a post it note with the office wifi password on it...

You get a deed for the Tron series’ intellectual property.

I insert a TI82 Calculator with superglue all over the screen.

You get an "F" in the course

I insert an American Boot

You get a sticker that says "Made in China".

I insert an egg roll...

You get an egg beater.

I insert a toaster.

You get a cylon action figure

I insert 100mg of raw caffine

You get a coke.

I insert a taco.

You get a Chihuahua.

I insert a lime wedge...

You get a spray of sour liquid and a funny sound in the machine.

I insert a pair of Ultraboosts.

You get a pair of pants.

I insert some rock salt.

You get half a pint of ice cream

I insert a bag of pine needles

You get an air freshener.

I insert General Tso's chicken.

You get a cat.

I insert the YouTube Gun Control Terms and Conditions.

You get the shaft.

I insert a liberal agenda.

You get the Conservative agenda.

I insert a fuzzy blanket

You get a Snuggie.

I insert a pair of bunny slippers...

You get a rabid bunny.

I insert a chair.

You get the SKULL THRONE!

I insert a mattock.

You get a tunnel.

I insert a map of The Land of the Dead...

You get a map of North Korea.

I insert my 2-1-2 Adepticon Army.

You get a sad shake of the head.

I insert my financial portfolio.

You get a picture of Dave Ramesy glaring at you

I insert a leaked copy of the Ork Codex...

You get a bowl of mushroom soup.

I insert more Dakka...

You get an ad for too many new models.

I insert mud.

You get a spa treatment.

I insert all the plastic garbage floating around in the Pacific Ocean.

You get enough material to build trump's wall.

I insert Heroquest.

You get a defunct board games company.

I insert a Shakespearean Sonnet.

You get a pound of flesh.

I insert the contents of Joey Chestnut's stomach.

You get a can of SPAM.

I insert 2 over easy eggs...

You get toast and bacon.

I insert Easter Eggs.

You get a May Smelly Suprise

I insert a wireless charger

You get charged a "Universal Service Fund Fee" from T-Mobile.

I insert a mobile hotspot...

You get a mobile hotplate.

I insert fresh batteries.

You get the Energizer Easter Bunny.

I insert a ton of Peeps.

You get a ton of Pops

I insert some salt.

You get a ticket to Margaritaville.

I insert the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

You get the Boston Pops.

I insert frozen pizza.

You get a defrosted pizza

I insert a whiteout tape dispenser

You get a white roll of Kinesio tape.

I insert electrical tape...

You get a lightning bug.

I insert Pan's Labyrinth.

You get Cordelli's Mandolin.

I insert LV-426.

You get a Facehugger!!!

I insert Colonial Marines...

You get the federated marine corps

I insert a skeleton key

You get a glass of milk.

I insert 20 Ghost Peppers.

You get Popeye's chicken.

I insert the headpiece to the staff of Ra.

You get Ra's buttpiece

I insert a map to Treasure Island

You get lost in Caesars Palace.

I insert a 100 ounce novelty frozen margarita...

You get a chain letter written by a drunk.

I insert Phoebe Cates.

You get some bait.

I insert an Ork

You get an Orc.

I insert a phial SoB players tears.

You get a games workshop announcement.

I insert a barn.

You get hay fever.

I insert a Koala Bear.

You get a Kodiak camera.

I insert a polaroid.

You get a selfie stick.

I insert a Technics 1200...

You get a love letter from GW that's signed, 'Plastic Sisters 2019'

I insert an Eldar Waystone

You get a beastman herdstone.

I insert gromril.

You get an SOS pad.

I insert Dr. Evil.

You get sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads.

I insert Number Two...

You get nothing!

I INSERT MY COMPUTER'S CAPS LOCK.

You get a pink slip

I insert a Post-It note dispenser

You get a rolodex.

I insert a staple gun...

You get a package of Blu-Tack.

I insert a size 9 1/2 sombrero.

You get sunburn on you head.

I put in a Pint of Pale Ale.

You get a peck of pickled peppers.

I insert daffodils.

You get an overfamiliar hug from a Welshmen.

I put in a pair of comfortable slippers.

You get a pair of wooden clogs.

I insert Dr. Scholl's insoles...

You get Dr. Strangelove's wheelchair.

I insert a Neanderthal man.

You get a Pre-Menstrual woman.

I put in a paisley patterned lampshade.

You get a lava lamp.

I insert a sleepy cat.

There is a panicked howl and then you receive a tin of Corned 'beef'

I insert a container of Black 2.0

You get an Acme brand cartoon hole.

I insert a Wile E. Coyote...

You get an anvil dropped on you.

I insert KISS in full make-up.

You get GWAR.

I insert cherry pie filling.

You get a hot pocket

I insert a box of Sierra Online branded pens

You get a coupon for 10% off Sierra Online branded pens.

I insert a Starbucks gift card with $1.32 left on it.

You get a bill for $7.42.

I insert Kal Jerico.

You get scabs.

I insert a copy of White Dwarf #1.

You get a mangled scream coming from Neckbeards everywhere.

I insert my semi-dried pot of Abaddon Black paint.

You get my petrified pot of Mitheral Silver.

I insert waffles.

You get a pancake

I insert a tuning fork

You get a tuna and fork.

I insert a Sticky Toffee Pudding.

You get an empty pudding container.

I insert a deviation dice...

You get an outdated ruleset.

I insert the Custodes codex that's been covered by lubricant.

You get Matt Ward's used condom

I insert the Magna Carta

You get a Chick tract

I insert a ++REDACTED++

You get second guessed.

I insert Otis Day and the Knights.

You get an Animal House DVD.

I insert a toga...

You get drunk.

I insert breakfast burritos.

You get hot sauce.

I insert a BOGO coupon for Arby's beef-n-cheddars...

You get diarrhoea.

I put in a roll of luxury toilet paper.

You get a roll of luxury toilet paper soaked in oil and a thank you not from the vending machine

I insert a Xbox Controller

You get a Game Boy.

I insert useless rounds of alterations.

You get alternating rounds of uselessness.

I insert Living Dead Girl.

You get a house with a thousand corpses.

I insert Ed Gwynn.

You get Peak Performance

I insert a 12-pack of Monster energy drinks

You get the shakes.

I insert a neck brace...

You get a call from an ambulance chasing lawyer.

I insert an ice cold Pina Colada.

You get caught in the rain.

I insert the new FAQ.

You get the new Questions.

I insert a bottle opener.

you get a novelty pez dispenser

I insert a Boogie Board

You get a Tech deck.

I insert a tiny little screwdriver...

You get a tiny little Bloody Mary.

I insert a set of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

You get a Hungry Hungry Hippo!

Insert R.I.S.K. Legacy...

You get a used monopoly set in which all squares are label as 'Bobs' in black sharpie.

I insert a small bird

You get a loud squeak and a few feathers come out of the machine.

I insert my alto saxophone.

You get a loud squeak and a few pieces of brass come out of the machine



I insert a Shofar

You get the blues.

I insert a parking permit.

You get a Hall Pass.

I insert two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame seed bun.

You get diabetes.

I insert a toothbrush coated with paint stripper.

You get clean teeth the first time.

I insert the neighbor children.

You get an equivalent number of Midwich Cuckoo children

I insert a Triffid

You get a bean stock.

I insert a chainsaw...

You got a xenos weapon limb

I *try* to insert a full truckload of soft toys

You get a hairball.

I insert a case of Monster Energy drinks.

You get a gallon of high test.

I insert an alarm clock.

You get a cellphone

I insert a submarine

You get a meatball sandwich.

I insert a pickle...

You get a barrel.

I insert Mothra.

You get RAID.

I insert a sunken ship.

You get Celine Dion.

I insert a fully stocked Good Humor truck.

You get a fully stocked garbage truck.

I insert a t-shirt.

You get a tie-dyed T-shirt.

I insert a potato canon...

You get a quarter stick.

I insert a blown headlight bulb.

You get a handful of headlamp grease

I insert a cup of hot chocolate

You get an empty cup.

I insert Master Shake...

You get a Shake Shack

I insert a Shawm

You get blown away.

I insert the Tardis.

You get a sonic screwdriver.

I insert a bag of holding.

You get a bag of donuts.

I insert a doggy bag...

You get reheated.

I insert Megalodon.

You get Melanoma.

I insert ice cubes.

You get Ice-T.

I insert Flava Flave!

You get a reality show.

I insert the Lou Ferrigno 'Hulk'.

You get the Adam West Batman.

I insert Batman.

You get the joker

I insert a letter with my hopes and reams written down

You get a pamphlet for a nice technical college

I insert a live racoon

You get a Coonskin Cap.

I insert a Rabbit's foot...

You get lucky!

I insert Cujo.

You get a small barrel of whiskey.

You get nothing and like it!

I insert a HH Vending Machine.

You get a protest sign that says '7th edition was perfect'

I insert a metric foot of sandy loam

You get a mud pie.

I insert a Chaco-Taco...

You get coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.

I insert Mortarion's handkerchief.

You get trump's kleenex.

I insert sunblock.

You get the dark side of the moon.

I insert the world's largest ball of twine.

You get a picture of Stan Pines riding off in the distance, your twine hooked to his bumper

I insert a copy of Alphabet's Stock Report.

You get a can of alphabet soup broth, no letters, just the stock.

I insert a grilled cheese...

You get a purple cow

Insert your finger

You get someone else's finger.

I insert hot chicken wings.

You get a jar of chicken feet

I insert a jack-o-lantern

You get a glow stick.

I insert candy corn...

You get the corpse of John Candy.

I insert a cross-fit instructor.

You get worn out.

I insert Necrosius the Undying...

You get cirrhosis of the liver.

I insert some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti.

You get guacamole.

I insert dimensional lumber.

You get a work order for 13 'little' 2x4s. Good luck!

I insert my resume.

You get directions to the unemployment office.

I insert a cover letter...

You get covered in butter.

I insert the wealth from the Nuestra Señora de Atocha.

You get the quarters from the swear jar.

I insert an oil filter wrench.

You get a Washington lobbyist.

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue.

You get a live banana slug

I insert a harpsichord

You get a Lituus.

I insert a Digeridoo...

You get an album by Husker Du.

I insert a Vuvuzela.

You get a leter from the tribunal condamning you to 3 years prison for anoying everyone with that %#"{@ù& instrument

I insert a chicken nugget

You get a pair of buffalo nuggets

I insert a set of plastic clothes hangers

You get dry cleaner bags.

I insert a coconut.

You get two coconut halves and your bangin 'em together.

I insert the Holy Grail...

You get a crappy sequel.

I insert all the leftover Guacamole from every Cinco de Mayo party on the planet.

You get The Green Slime.

I insert waffles.

You get Fried Chicken...nom, nom.

I insert The Mystery Machine.

You get KITT.

I insert Kolochak.

You get Hellblazer.

I insert Blade.

You get his son, Knife

I insert a hellfire round

You get a membership in the Hellfire Club.

I insert LaToya Jackson.

You get A,B,c.

I insert some plastic horses.

You get a tiny white plastic fence

I insert a poppyseed muffin

You get a random drug test.

I insert niacin...

You get krispies.

I insert mombasa.

You get a used Halo 3 disc.

I insert a PS4...

You get a bunch of vague promises written on decades old paper.

I insert a Dragon fruit

You get a dragonfly.

I insert a fully functioning King Tiger tank.

You get a target.

I insert a Hawker Hurricane.

You get an 88mm Flak shell

I insert Perturabo, Primarch of the Iron Warriors Legion

You get a gallon of Rust-Oleum.

I insert The Shire.

You get a puff of the Old Toby.

I insert Golem...

You get an notice to relocate to mudshire

I insert a small pike

You get a Filet-o-Fish sandwich.

I insert Kim Bassinger.

You get a model.

I insert red paint.

You go faster.

I insert Captain Ahab.

You get a whale.

I insert Sam Clemmins.

You get a good walk spoiled.

I insert my left foot.

You get a foot in both camps.

I insert my nonexistent skill in painting.

You get sad little trees.

I insert a live shark.

You get a tornado.

I insert a lawn mower.

You get a buzz cut.

I insert a dinner reservation for 4 at 'The French Laundry' restaurant in Napa Valley, CA.

You get a reservation for their yountville,ca location

I insert a French Poodle

You get french fries.

I insert catsup...

You get a can of Fancy Feast.

I insert skeletons.

You get Rag'n'Bone Man.

I insert Buffy, The Vampire Slayer.

You get Woody Woodpecker.

I insert Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

You get Soggy Bottom Boys.

I insert the erupting Hawaiian volcano, Kilauea.

You get a giant hole in the ground where Kilauea used to be

I insert a 3d printed model of the white house.

You get Hillary's emails.

I insert Obama's birth certificate...

You get a terrible shredding sound and Trump's booming laughter

I insert a flock of live pigeons

You get Trump's Cabinet.

I insert 5 Mild Naked Chicken Chalupas and 5 Wild Naked Chicken Chalupas.

You get pants with a brown stripe up the back.

I insert Tesla tickets.

You get an ipad taped to a volkswagon beetle's dash

(on a side note I got to ride in a Telas 3 this week, very cool)

I insert a side quest.

You get a side order of Fries.

I insert Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia...

You get a river of slime!

I insert Peter Venkman...

You get groundskeeper extraordinaire, Carl Spackler.

I insert Judge Elihu Smails.

You get Al Czervik.

I insert Rick Moranis...

You get shrunken kids.

I insert a U.S. Postal Carrier.

You get a 500 pages of union documentation labeled 'coffee break resolution procedure'

I insert a silver mirror

You get a tarnished image of yourself.

I insert the 1980's.

You get the best time ever!

I insert tiny pretzels.

You get little jars of mustard.

I insert all the spandex David Lee Roth has worn in his life.

You get a wetsuit.

I insert a gas grill.

You get 24/7, 365 grilling!

I insert the Mason-Dixon line.

You get the DMZ.

i insert a stubby pencil.

You get an eraser.

I insert white out...

you get a black sharpie

I insert a kanban board

You get a can-do attitude.

I insert a ice cold keg of Heineken.

You get a house with empty cups all over the place and a bedroom with somebody's clothes all over the floor and a deposit when you return the empty.

I insert a dull chainsaw.

You get a Infinity branded chainsaw sharpener

I insert a canned coffee drink

You get a 5 hour energy.

I insert Dramamine...

You get to stand still.

I insert Niagara Falls.

You get a slow turn.

I insert the Juggernaut (from X-men).

You get an Ork Jugganaught. From 40k

I insert some foam and glue.

You get a giggling nurse

I insert the Big Wind Firefighting tank

You get a box of Strike-on-Box safety matches.

I insert guzzolene...

You get some spray chrome.

I insert the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

You get the old GW Orc Cheerleaders.

I insert a complete Dark Imperium starter set.

You get a can of flat black spray paint.

I insert the Grudge of Drong.

You get The Tears of Isha.

I insert KISS, in full make-up and attire.

You get the Kardashians in full makeup and attire.

I insert charred remains of a beloved tourist attraction.

You get a warrant out for your arrest

I insert a hammerhead shark

You get sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

I insert preparations A thru G...

You get Preparation H...and an inflatable rubber donut.

I insert more cow bell.

You get pasteurized.

I insert German Rocket scientists.

You get a brain surgeon.

I insert Fabius Bile...

You get Fabio.

I insert a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.

You get a powerwashing.

I insert a Po, the Kung Fu Panda.

You get Po, a small southern boy.

I insert an SBA dollar.

You get a fine copper Trump Dollar

I insert a fistful of Nickel Slugs

You get a concert from the UC-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs marching band.

I insert...with a cannon ramrod...Scott Pruitt, head first. I then burn the ramrod and wash my hands with bleach.

You get Scott Pruitt in your bed

I insert an email server

You get served a summons in an email.

I insert a cigarette vending machine.

You get an antique.

I insert a spitoon.

You get a chamber pot

I insert a yogurt

You get Go-Gurt.

I insert raisins...

You get an episode of South Park.

I insert Eric Cartman.

You get tickets to see 'The Book of Mormon'.

I insert a soft shell crab po boy sandwich.

You get some ketchup.

I insert jumbo shrimp.

You get shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

I insert a box of chocolates...

You get a box of cocaine

I insert a nuclear weapon blueprint

You get free stay at the Gitmo Hotel & Resort.

I insert the winning PowerBall ticket.

You get it back from Andy & Kal Patel.

I insert a P-90X box set of DVDs...

You get Tony Little's ponytail.

I insert a melon-fething sea monster!

You get Rosie O'Donell skinny dipping.

I insert a Kraken.

You get a side order of Calamari.

I insert 30 dodgeballs.

You get 30 squigs all running right at you.

I insert some poorly-painted Space Marine models.

You get unpainted space marine models. Try again.

I insert the last bottle of chestnut ink.

You get a walk-on roll in Morris Chestnut's next movie.

I insert a Balrog.

You get a Demon Prince

I insert a hashtag

You get a pound sign.

I insert a low budget horror movie.

You get a ticket to see Upgrade... In the dollar theatre... during regular work hours.

I insert Stem...

You get recruited by a headhunter.

I insert a Great Dane.

You get a big rawhide bone.

I insert a weed whacker.

You get the DARE program

I insert a loaded topic

You get a subreddit.

I insert Roseanne Barr's twitter feed...

You get fired.

I insert a quarter.

You get Wreck-it Ralph.

I insert Fix-it Felix Jr.

You get Bob the Builder.

I insert broiled scallops.

You get a butter, lemon and capers sauce drizzled on it.

I insert a pointed stick.

you get a cooked rabbit

I insert homemade gunpowder

You get to star in a viral fail video.

I insert my youtube password...

You get a lobotomy.

I insert a ticket to ride.

You get a beatle.

I insert ray-bans.

You get Ray Charles.

I insert Charles, Prince of Wales...

You get Moby Dick, the white whale.

I insert Bananarama.

You get banana cream pie. Thrown at you by a clown.

I insert fresh asphalt.

You get a fish slap.

I insert a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies.

You get an empty cellophane wrapper and some crumbs.

I insert my banhammer.

You get a case of Ban roll-on deodorant.

I insert my Father's Day gift from my son.

You get a slightly-chewed Tide Pod.

I insert a small magnet.

You get a refrigerator.

I insert a giant magnet.

You get a dowsing rod

I insert a liter of Purell

You get alcohol poisoning.

I insert a cotton ball...

You get earplugs.

I insert an Imperial Knight's tilting plate.

You get a full upper and lower plate.

I insert a bottle opener.