You get a coupon for a free tattoo.

I insert the Delta Tau Chi fraternity house from 'Animal House'.

You get a smashed guitar.

I insert a wooden paddle.

You get a wooden mallet.

I insert a resin model.

You get a hard plastic model. Success!

I insert a giant blob of hardened green stuff.

You get a jackhammer.

I insert a Holiday fruitcake.

You get a jackhammer too.

I insert Twelve Lords a leaping.

You get twelve jackhammers in a box

I insert a gingerbread house

You get a cup of Egg Nog.

I insert a 10' Burmese Python.

You get a new hand bag.

I insert a Porg...

You get a pie in the face.

I insert Chewbacca's bowcaster.

You get an arrow...to the knee.

I insert a nutcracker.

You get a kaldor draigo model

I insert the admech codex

You get wooden toy soldiers.

I insert egg nog.

You get Mango Juice

I insert a brooding vampire

You get a ziplock sandwich bag full of blood.

I insert a grilled cheese...

You get a bowl of tomato soup.

I insert Francis Ford Coppola.

You get napalm in the morning.

I insert George Bailey.

You get Zsu Zsu's petals.

I insert a Chinese Giant Panda.

You get a sad panda.

I insert a Chaos Obliterator.

You immediately get it back, along with a series of expletives from somewhere deep within the machine.

I insert a plastic Sister of Battle.

You get back a ticket to Fantasy Island.

I insert a Dim Sum cart.

You get Mario Kart.

I insert a singing pumpkin.

You get a yodeling grapefruit

I insert a cup of steaming hot cocoa.

You get a warm feeling inside.

I insert a jug of eggnog...

You get a dash of Nutmeg.

I insert The Fonz.

You get grease.

I insert cookies.

You get eaten by frenzied Cookie Monster.

I insert Cher.

You get Nefariti reincarnated.

I insert the last jedi.

You get rotten tomatoes.

I insert Fidel Castro's beard.

You get a gravedigger's shovel

I insert a majestic sunrise captured on film.

You get a Tequila Sunrise in a tall glass.

I insert a PBJ...super chunky, of course.

You get a PFA, legally binding, of course.

I insert a bag full of toys.

You get a red outfit trimmed in white fur.

I insert a Zulu warrior.

You get a BLM T-shirt.

I insert a string of Christmas lights.

You get an extension cord.

I insert cookies.

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I insert a wall of text.

You get a Latin lesson, a roman centurion & some red paint.

I insert Santa Claus

You get Krampus.

I insert Ebenezer Scrooge.

You get a hardboiled egg

I insert a Orc wielding a lightsaber

You get Jar Jar Binks.

I insert a box of Nurglings.

You get a box of Jujyfruits.

I insert the Magna Carta.

You get the Maytag Warranty.

I insert my new hat.

You get a toupee.

I insert a sprig of mistletoe.

You get a druid.

I insert a Ham dinner.

You get leftovers.

I insert Santa's hat.

You get a top hat. There must have been some magic in it.

I insert a duplicate gift.

You get a clone "you".

I insert 3 feet of snow.

You get a shovel.

I insert a resolution.

You get a disembodied laugh.

I insert 2018.

You get an empty canvas.

I insert an empty keg.

You get one hell of a hangover.

I insert an American football.

You get a pickup with a giant Mexican flag on the back

I insert a digital photo frame full of pictures of Justin Trudeau

You get a jug of maple syrup.

I insert a hockey stick...

You get a penalty.

I insert the Magna Carta.

You get it spit back out as it's already been inserted and is obviously a forgery.

I insert a used pair of Donald Trump's Spanx.

You get uncomfortable questions.

I insert a morning star.

You get a total eclipse of the heart.

I insert Horticulus Slumux's lumbering molluscoid steed – known affectionately to Horticulous as Mulch.

You got mail

I insert $5 of gamestop store credit

You get Mario Kart.

I insert valuable coupons.

You get a pair of nickels in their own stamped envelopes.

I insert a Change Order Request

You get a number.

I insert a queue...

You get yourYou get your queue, asynchronously filled. queue, asynchronously filled.

I insert a Coke vending machine.

You get a roll of quarters.

I insert a honey badger.

You get a copy of the bee movie

I insert a laptop

You get a cat.

I insert a stash of leftover cookies.

You get calories

I insert a wooden nickel

You get one free drink from the bar!

I insert a wedge of lime...

You get a coconut.

I insert a White Tiger.

You get Roy with a half-eaten face.

I insert the Lollipop Guild.

You get a the candy cane trio

I insert page 51 of the guardsmen's guide to fighting necrons

You get a demerit for damage to Imperial Property

I insert a spent lasrifle

You get the Energizer Bunny.

I insert a plate of bakery-fresh Cannoli.

You get a mafia henchman.

I insert IG-88...

You get a steam whistle.

I insert Zorro's mask.

You get Jason's mask.

I insert 8 track tapes.

You get a bankruptcy notice

I insert a set of bluetooth headphones

You get plugged in.

I insert grape drink...

You get the Kool-Aid Man! Oh, yeah!

I insert a Blue Whale.

You get a harpoon.

I insert an ordinary deck of cards.

You get the Joker (Batman's nemesis, that is).

I insert a jar of peanut butter.

You get a butter container full of peanuts.

I insert a forgotten item.

You get a memory test.

I insert my Adepticon Army.

You get a decent paint score.

I insert facebook likes...

You get a mild ego boost.

I insert a flat tire.

You get a partially dismembered Michelin Man

I insert a solar charger

You get charged by Solar Auxilia.

I insert a loaded d6 that always comes up 2.

You get a failed charge, but a passed Leadership check!

I insert the snowman from my backyard.

You get a puddle.

I insert a Finecast Eternal.

You get a Chinacast model with broken limbs

I insert a pad of Sticky Notes

You get a note reminding you to pick up pad thai & a side of sticky rice.

I insert green tea...

You get yellow snow.

I insert Grumpy Cat.

You get angry cat.

I insert a Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize guarantee.

You get a notice saying you might be a winner

I insert a transformer action figure

Your get a GoBot.

I insert a Garbage Pail Kid...

You get a Tickle Me Elmo.

I insert two front row tickets for The Killers concert tomorrow night in St. Louis.

You get moshed.

I insert a Tequila Sunrise.

You get sundown in Tijuana

I insert an Avon Party pack

You get confetti thrown into your face

I insert a kastelan robot

You get an acapella 'I'm Praying to the Aliens' by Gary Numan.

I insert Stephen Hawking's wheelchair.

U get a bleak outlook.

I insert string theory...

You get a bus ticket to Cawker City, KS to see the world largest ball of twine.

I insert a Hot Fudge Sundae with whipped cream, chopped nuts and a cherry on top.

You get a popsicle.

I insert a 6 string bass.

You get a ball of yarn

I insert a rock

You get a broken window.

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue.

You get saliva all over your face.

I insert a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

You get a bottle of pills

I insert a feather

You get the bird.

I insert a toasted cheese sandwich.

You get a plate back with crumbs on it.

I insert Po, the Kung-Fu Panda.

You get a sad panda.

I insert an Alpha Legion Space Marine.

You get an ultrasmurf.

I insert the Minnesota Vikings.

You get a beautiful set of slight beer stained pigtails

I insert a Cypher miniature

You get a dirty bathrobe.

I insert an unopened pot of Nurgle's Rot.

You get an empty pot of Typhus Corrosion.

I insert my old paint brush...

You get some toothpaste.

I insert Gary Oldman's SAG award.

You get the Bat Signal.

I insert all of my plastic extra bitz.

You get a man-ork hybrid

I insert a pound of super rich coffee beans

You get liquid nirvana.

I insert Seal Team 6.

You get ninja with guns.

I insert a twenty sided dice.

You get 19 sides back.

I insert a hedgehog

You get a job application for SEGA.

I insert 100 shares of Games Workshop stock.

You get a 7th edition Codex.

I insert a 1/1 scale Tyranid Bone Sword...

You get a T-Bone.

I insert my dirty laundry.

You get your mother's dirty laundry

I insert a bag of cough drops

You get a hairball.

I insert a KFC $5. Fill Up meal.

You get Reba MacIntyre.

I insert a ceiling tile.

You get a Scrabble tile.

I insert the resin cast offs from Forge World's daily production.

You get a Chinacast Fire Raptor

I insert a Games Workshop Id Badge

You get a gently used Games Workshop lanyard.

I insert Hurricane Bolters...

You get Stormboyz.

I insert It.

You get a clown mask.

I insert one of those Resistance bombers from Star Wars The Last Jedi.

You get a cloaked Klingon Bird-of-Prey Cruiser.

I insert Lord Stanley's Cup.

You get Lord Stanley's jock-strap.

I insert a space marine.

You get a purity seal

I insert a Honda Civic

You get a bowl of rice.

I insert boba tea...

You get frozen in Carbonite.

I insert 5 cases of ice cold Stella Artois.

You get the empty bottles back, along with a loud burp followed by a foul smell.

I insert a bottle of mouthwash.

You get minty fresh breath.

I insert Kong: Skull Island.

You get Krell: Lord of Undeath.

I insert a vending machine.

You get a gumball machine

I insert a liter of salt water

You get a salt water taffy, enjoy.

I insert a toothpick...

You get a very old piece of food.

I insert a Claymore mine.

You get a container of Silly Putty.

I insert Mount Rushmore.

You get Rush Limbaugh.

I insert yesterday's socks.

You get the legendary Dirt Monster Dirtfoot!

I insert Master Shake...

You get Sheikh Mansour, deputy prime minister of the United Arab Emirates.

I insert my left foot.

You get a Duck Foot

I insert an audiobook

You get 'War and Peace' in braille.

I insert Eddie Van Halen's favorite electric guitar.

You get a Ukelele.

I insert a groundhog.

You get plastic explosives in a rodent-like shape

I insert a golf ball

You get an angry gopher.

I insert a coupon for buy 1 get 1 cheeseburger...

You get 2 very poorly cooked burgers.

I insert a bag of tortilla chips and a jar of salsa.

You get a disembodied voice that yells, "New York City?".

I insert Sasquatch.

You get a blurry photo of Randy Savage

I insert a USB Thumbdrive

You geta floppy disc.

I insert pogs.

You get a Morty.

I insert a Rick...

You get Rick rolled.

I insert a pickle.

You get a Motorcycle. (see Arlo Guthrie)

I insert 99 Red Balloons.

You get East Germany.

I insert a dozen Krispy Kreme Chocolate Frosted donuts.

You get coffee.

I insert the Lombardi trophy.

You get a long bearded cup

I insert a triple shot espresso

You get the Great Cornholio!

I insert Buthead...

You get the sound of a very corny laugh.

I insert an American flag.

You get Colin Kaepernick.

I insert Earth's moon.

You get green cheese.

I insert a thesaurus.

you get a wordfinder

I insert a freight train

You get sidetracked.

I insert Mel Blanc's voice.

You get varmints. Tarnation!

I insert my gallery images.

You get Rod Serling.

I insert Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs mascot.

You get a black market beak with a price tag attached

I insert a LCD writer

You get a bedazzled stylus.

I insert Grumpy Cat...

You get angry beaver.

I insert mud.

You get mudkipz.

I insert Trazyn's cabinet of curiosities.

You get a tin of Altoids, which are curiously strong.

I insert Big Bird.

You get a tzeench figure.

I insert Moedheim.

You get a flaming moe in a tiny Bavarian cup

I insert a pair of handcuffs

You get a pair of cufflinks.

I insert my Star Wars coffee Mug...

You get a Star Trek beach towel.

I insert otters.

You get a half eaten sea urchin

I insert a medium sized boat

You get Dreadfleet.

I insert Da Roolz for Gorka Morka...

You get a bunch of oddly shaped bases.

I insert Duncan Rhodes with two thin coats of paint.

You get a Dunkin Donut with a thin coat of glaze.

I insert a donut hole...

You get nothing but air.

I insert an electron.

You get a static shock off the machine.

I insert a can of cola.

You get a bottle of 7UP.

I insert a White Castle 20 slider w/cheese crave case.

You get the runs for a week.

I insert the last slice of pizza.

You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

You receive the crusts of all the other slices of the pizza.

I insert a bottle top.

You get a bottle opener.

I insert the Playboy Mansion.

You get the Penthouse.

I insert a wheelbarrow.

You get to move 10% faster and carry 25% more resources.

I insert a Dyson Sphere.

*ninjad*

You get a snow globe.

I insert a vanity plate SKR PNCH.

You get a bumper sticker.

I insert molten lead.

You get a doctor's note for lead poisoning

I insert a Hellgun

You get a flashlight.

I insert the batteries...

You get the guns of Navarone.

I insert the Knights who say "Ni!".

You get a shrubbery.

I insert Gollum.

You get a Hair Club for Men membership.

I insert Mr. Ed, the talking horse.

You get an Atta-boy, Wilbur.

I insert a valentine.

You get a martyr's grave

I insert a baseball

You get a bat.

I insert Batman.

You get a signal.

I insert the punisher.

You get a VA hosptial bill in the thousands

I insert a box of Kleenex

You get a snot covered sleeve.

I insert a giant squid.

You get a sushi bento box.

I insert wasabi...

You get cleared sinuses.

I insert Ringo Starr.

You get Oliver Postgate.

I insert a Clanger.

You get a ringer.

I insert a horseshoe.

You get a four leaf clover.

I insert all four of the Banana Splits.

You get a a ransom note attached to Fleegle's fingers.

I insert a Necron Monolith

You get a Tycho Magnetic Anomaly.

I insert a monkey...

You get a banana peel.

I insert a banana without the peel.

You get a monkey skin.

I insert 2D6.

You get snake eyes.

I insert a pounl of lead.

You get a pound of flesh.

I insert Superman's cape.

You get a matador.

I insert a bull.

You get a bear.

You get a reminder to insert things.

I insert a blank check...

You get an 'Account Overdrawn' notice.

I insert Captain Jack Sparrow.

You get Conrad Birdie.

I insert a Fender Stratocaster.

You get a B-52 Stratofortress.

I insert Emeril Lagasse.

You get Papa Dino.

I insert a beholder.

You get a basketball, a hot glue gun & a bag of googly eyes.

I insert a healing potion...

You get a bean bag labeled 'fireball'

I insert a quarter

You get a shave and a haircut.

I insert a 40 pound Nurgling named "Flemmy".

You get a naughty round lemming called Henry.

I insert the Astronomicon.

You get a vox caster!

I insert a copper key...

You get a copper kettle.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

You get a wood chipper.

I insert Mt. Rushmore.

You get a headrush.

I insert brass tacks...

You get Khorne's tax return.

I insert Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

You get Dr. Evil's hairless cat, Mr. Bigglesworth.

I insert Austin Powers.

You get Fat Bastard.

I insert a Githyanki Sword.

You get a sliced sushi fish slap.

I insert the Mothra twins.

You get a terrible japanese musical number

I insert a stick of deodorant.

You get a lame grav tank conversion.

I insert an empty Pringles can...

You get the munchies.

I insert Flavor Flav's clock necklace.

You get down on it.

I insert Roger Waters's Bass Guitar.

You get a vial of LSD!

I insert a pamphlet for LDS membership...

You get a pamphlet from the US Agnostics Comittee that say 'Maybe?' in bold black letters

I insert a dashboard camera

You get a Polaroid movie camera.

I insert more cowbell.

You get a fever.

I insert the "full-scale" Noah's Ark on display in Kentucky.

You get Ham & eggs.

I insert the Kabah.

You get the Casbah.

I insert an AR-15.

You get a membership in the NRA.

I insert Black Panther.

You get white rabbit.

I insert a candle.

You get John Wick.

I insert a wicker basket...

You get a picnic.

I insert ants.

You get a pair of itchy pants

I insert hot coffee

You get cold coffee creamer, vanilla flavor.


I insert a biscotti...

You get a saltine.

I insert the Roman Colosseum.

You get the greek Parthenon.

I insert a gladius.

You get sadius.

I insert Harry Caray's trademark glasses.

You get a Run DMC album, Tougher Than Leather.

I insert my fresh Kangol...

You get a proper tam

I insert a android computer

You get an abacus.

I insert a free pass to the VFW Friday night all-you-can-eat Fish Fry.

You receive a coupon for 15% off your next visit to Silvergreens

I insert a single light bulb.

You get some LEDs.

I insert Lent.

You get an ashy forehead.

I insert an Easter Egg...

You get a book of non-ecludian geometery labeled 'Real Life Easter Eggs'

I insert a giant snowball full of gravel

You get a gravel-ball full of snow

I insert a General Chemistry textbook

You get the inventory list of a Dollar General store.

I insert a skeleton key.

You get a multi-pass.

I insert a Zorg Industries ZF-1 Pod Weapon System...

You get an iPod.

I insert snow.

You get a Jon

I insert a random collection of computer cables

You get the DVD set of Season 1 of "Hoarders".

I insert Salvador Dali's moustache.

You get a half melted clock that somehow still works but the time is always WAAAY off.

I insert Bob Ross's afro...

You get an autographed photo of Questlove.

I insert every issue of Playboy magazine.

You receive a single savings catalogue for the local grocer.

I insert a buck knife.

You get a VHS tape of 'Uncle Buck'.

I insert a Macadamia Nut and Caramel cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory.

You receive a Caramac brand macadamia nut snack.

I insert ‘Squidward’s Hopes and Dreams’

You get a photo of your face, covered in sucker marks

I insert a common house cat

You get a dead mouse.

I insert cheese...

You receive butter

I insert a mason jar.

You get a membership to the local Mason lodge.

I insert Snap, Crackle and Pop.

You receive a mourning Snap and Crackle.

I insert a candle.

You get an Light Emitting Diode

I insert a twirly mustache

You get an annoying cosplayer!

I insert a pair of steampunk goggles..

You receive pair of glasses slightly off of your prescrition.

I insert an air freshener.

You get a pine tree.

I insert Steak & Shake.

You get a Shelf Sized replica of a Steak n' Shake Diner.


I insert an unpainted Tesseract Vault (model).

You get an Origami finger puzle.

I insert the toenail clippings of an adult Sasquatch.

You get the fingernail clippings of a young Yeti.

I insert the discs for all 3 seasons of Avatar:TLA

You get an angry fanbase

I insert a collection of used post-it notes

You get a beautiful mind.

I insert Russell Crowe

You get a Rustled Crow.

I insert a dissertation on the nature of reality.

You get the meaning of life.

I insert a trident.

You get the worlds sharpest and most magnificent spork.

I insert a chunk of amber.

You get a piece of Jasmine.

I insert a sturmtiger.

You get a spent Bazooka launch tube

I insert a FlammenWerfer

U get the perfect smore.

I insert a pop tart...

You get a toaster.

I insert a small asian child.

You get a large asian child.

I insert Mordheim buildings.

You get a damned city.

I insert all the fired members of Trump's Cabinet.

You get a singular combined Human being with Average-at-best intelligence.

I insert the mighty right gauntlet of Faptau.

You get a picture of yourself that is covered in tau sweat

I insert a thousand lines of source code

You get an error 404 message.

I insert a Dawn of War III start up disc..

You get a 'Dawn of the Dead' VHS tape.

I insert a beer tent from Oktoberfest.

You get a 55 gallon drum of vomit.

I insert an iphone 5.