You get a fully painted Mordian Iron Guard army.



I insert an anvil.

You get a GI Joe coloring book and a glow stick.

I insert an autographed photo of Malcolm Reynolds

You get documented proof that the Illuminati canceled Firefly

I insert a thesis on Adeptus Mechanicus - Space Marine relations.

You get documented proof that ancient aliens built the pyramids.


I insert a glass display case.

You get extra shelves!

I insert dashed hopes and broken dreams.

You get a Republican.


I insert a grand piano.

You get one of Wile E. Coyote's drawings of a plan to kill the Roadrunner.

I insert a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

You get Space Corridors and Industrial Towers.

I insert extra washers.

You get extra dryers.




I insert a DD214.

You get a set of dogtags.

I insert Deadpool.

You get a cesspool.

I insert clean underwear.

You get an anti-highschooler.

I insert Overwatch.

You get a twin-linked heavy flamer.


I insert a cell phone.

You get a Star Trek Communicator.

I insert an ordinary deck of cards.

You get a deck of 52 holographic first edition Pokemon cards. Currently worth less than an ordinary deck of cards, but in 30 or 40 years who can tell?


I insert a handful of shark teeth.

You get an entirely unwholesome, toothed grin from the vending machine.

I insert a Fidget Cube

You get a three-sided cube. Wait a minute, that can't be right. In fact that is wrong by definition. How is this a cube? It shouldn't be a cube. ...but it is...

You get a headache.

I insert asprin.

You get an Imperial Heresy notice for practicing medicine without a license

I Insert a kitten

You get a hairball.

I insert Wonder Woman.

You get Wonder Bread.

I insert Dunkirk.

You get a fishing boat.

I insert a cluster of Ministroum-issued Frag Gernades

You get a spelling lesson.

I insert a pipe bomb.

You get a Bob-omb.

I insert a a bucket of golf balls.

You get a golf tee (the shirt kind).

I insert an iced tea (the drink kind).

You get a Teepee (the indian kind)

I insert a kerfuffle.

You get a family reunion

I insert a Dell Laptop

You get a servo skull.

I insert a bowl of petunias.

You get a CRASSUS ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

I insert an innuendo.

You get a double entendre.


I insert a blank check.

You get an empty bank.

I insert 100 slottabases.

You get 100 Rogue Trader era metal Orks.


I insert a skeleton key.

You get an old trunk full of bones.

I insert James Bond's gun.

You get a giant, complicated plot device

I insert a brand new stratagem.

You get angry non-marine-playing peasants.


I insert a advertisement.

You get White Dwarf magazine.

I insert a bucket.

You get some Orky dice.

I insert Spider-man.

You get a terrifying Man-spider! The horror!

I insert $7.23 worth of $2 bills.

You get 1000 yen.

I insert an airplane.

You get a Malaysian Investigation Team

I insert a limited edition Imperial Guardsman miniature

You get a holographic first edition Pokemon card.




I insert a plank.

You get a deck.

I insert Roger Waters.

You get David Gilmour.

I insert a copy of Machiavelli's "The Prince."

You get an autographed copy of an album by Prince.

I insert a sperm whale.

You get a thermonuclear missile.


I insert an infinite probability drive.

You get a long drive.

I insert the Schuylkill Expressway.

You get a tiny piece of asphault, slightly damp and bloodstained

I insert an overdue book from the NightVale public library

You get a whopping big fine.

I insert the rest of the chinese leftovers.

You get a cheap knock-off of a Forgeworld model, very poorly cast.

I insert a pair of Solar Eclipse viewing glasses.

You get Chromadepth 3D Glasses.

I insert a peg.

You get a Meta Gear Solid pachinko machine.

I insert a Get Well card addressed to Nurgle.

You get Tzeentch.



I insert an alligator claw back scratcher.

You get catgut.

I insert laketown kits.

You get Elven Underwear.

I insert a stalker pattern bolter.

You get a foam rubber space marine cosplay costume.


I insert the tie rods from a 1972 Buick.

You get a broken toy car.

I insert a lightsaber.

You get a tie rod from a 1972 Buick.

I insert freeze out plugs.

You get a Guns Out bumper Sticker

I insert an array of Apple Products

You get a xerox machine.


I insert a slingshot and a four-leaf clover.

You get an angry Irish man

I insert a bloody chainsword

You get the plot of a cheap horror flick.

I insert Freddy Krueger.

You get a bloody glove.

I insert Castle Ravenloft.

You get a stone bird

I insert a guardsmen

You get a grot.

I insert a war altar of sigmar.

You get the book of grudges.


I insert a sonic blaster.

You get a Blaster drink from Sonic Drive-in

I insert a copy of the Magna Carta

You get the Scrolls of Magnus.

I insert the Axe of Blind Fury.

You get the guitars of Blind Faith.

I insert lawn ornaments.

You get a shrubbery.

I insert a large collection of mismatched rhinestones and a bedazzler.

You get an Elvis impersonator.


I insert an Ork cheerleader.

You get a Dwarf Brewmaster.

I insert plastic wooden wheels.

You get a broken leg


I insert a whole cheese wheel

You get a Administratorum Coupon for 15 hit points

I insert a single Red Shoe

You get the girl.

I insert a magic ring.

You get a plastic ring in a vending container.

I insert an unconscious mouse.

You receive your cat, in a can.
I insert his credit card.

You get his bill.

I insert a pdf.

You get the author, in a can.
I insert Bill Cosby.

You get a lawsuit from Adobe Systems in size 10 font

I insert a simple wooden block

You get Minecraft blocks.

I insert Lego.

You receive a nice, hot eggo waffle! Delicious!

I insert Bagu's note to river man.

You get access to Death Mountain.



I insert a Brazilian bull rope.

You get a Brazilian wax job.

I insert shady construction people.

You get Caltrans

I insert a single tear of a faun

You get a vial of broken dreams and ambitions.

I insert a stuffed bumblebee.

You get a silk flower.

I insert a frosty cold bottle of Moosehead.

You get Bullwinkle.

I insert a flying squirrel.

You get a Doom Diver.

I insert an overpriced model kit.

You get a litre of "Essence of Games Workshop"

I insert a pig.

You get three different ones.


I insert a fantasy football lineup.

You get an AD&D campaign.

I insert some Reaper Bones.

You get a box of Bone Reapers

I insert a blank codex.

You get Matt Ward.

I insert a Top Fuel dragster.

You get the smell of burning nitro.

I insert a rake.

You get a chore list

I insert Matt Ward

You get an abomination.

I insert a Thunderhawk Gunship.

You go broke.

I insert a pineapple.

You get a bikini bottom.

I insert a silver bullet.

You get a wheelchair.

I insert a pair of loaded revolvers.

You get a cowboy. From like, 2008.

I insert a camera.

You get a Smartphone

I insert a krak grenade

You get the Kraken.

I insert a rivet.

You get a pot of agrax earthshade.

I insert this thread.

You get a box of awesome.

I insert a vampire's cape.

You get a pair of glittering jeans

I insert a FidgetSpinner tied to a Fidget Cube

You get thousands of dollars.

I insert a teddy bear.

You get a grizzly bear.

I insert a parrot.

You get a pirate.

I insert a 4x8 sheet of 3/4" pressure-treated plywood.

You get a box of drywall screws.

I insert a gallon of primer.

You get a single pot of Citadel Imperial Primer.

I insert the new Mortarion model.

You get an old lead ogryn.

I insert Rubicon's Tiger I.

You get a real tiger, and it eats you!

I insert my finger.

You get a leaky jar of fart gas.

I insert a small donkey.

You get a little ass.

I insert hornets.

You get stung.

I insert a train wreck.

You get a list of Dakka threads concerning politics

I insert a small blue cow

You get some blue cheese.

I insert a blue waffle.

You get an annoying 90's song.
Da ba dee, da ba die...

I insert the new Plague Surgeon.

You get it back.

I insert the vending machine, into itself.

You get a new, Improved, Vendotron 2.0, and a fish-slap.

I insert NASCAR.

You get a ticket to Carnas, France

I insert a Leman Russ Battle Tank

You get Leman Russ' left boot, still smelling like his big hairy feet.

I insert a Poxwalker.

You get Baba Yaga's Hut.

I insert Jim Beam.

You get a DUI on your record.

I insert a blight grenade.

You get a faint smell of curry.

I insert 0.73 metres of brass rod.

You receive a 28mm Khorne Battle Standard.

I insert a dog treat.

You get a horde of hungry Vlka Fenreika.

I insert a pineapple.

You get the complete series box set of 'Psych'.

I insert a pair of nail clippers.

You get a hammer.

I insert the Mario brothers.

You get a tin of moustache wax.

I insert a honey badger.

You get eaten up by the kitty kawt.

Very good to see this thread is still going on, we've been playing this for around n about than 3 years naow

I insert Alice, yknow the one from Wonderland. :3

You get a rabbithole.

I insert green pumpkins.

You get a very confused Grinch.

I insert Donald Trump's comb-over.

You get an orange Rumba

I insert pumpkin spice

You get Pumpkin Butter

I insert a Genestealer Patriarch

You get the entire Imperial mining world of Ghosar Quintus!

I insert a melta bomb.

You get a dehumidifier.

I insert a Starbucks Venti Redeye.

**Holy crap this thread is still going???**

A grot pops out and pokes you in the eye with a model deff rolla.

I insert a warscythe.

You get a garden scythe.

I insert maple leaves.

You get barbed venomgorse.

I insert a Tau child.

You get the greaater good.

I insert Nebula. What naow?

You get a fish slap.

I insert a solar flare.

You get a pair of solar eclipse glasses.

I insert a tube of plastic glue.

You get an identical tube of plastic glue. Is it the same one? Nobody knows.

I insert an Ultramarines transfer sheet.

You get a Smurf.

I insert a red stapler.

You get to move your desk into the basement.

I insert a photocopy of the rules for Fight Club

You get a bloody keyboard

I insert a carseat

You get a seatbelt.

I insert a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.

You get two apples and a banana.

I insert half a Wave Serpent.

You get the creamy filling of an Oreo cookie.

I insert a partridge in a pear tree.

You get a brand new SCV.

I insert a Zerg Ultralisk.

You get a ZergSmasher.

I insert a Jack O' Lantern.

You get a Starbucks Venti Pumpkin Latte.

I insert a bag of hair clippings from my barber's floor.

You get a sick cat.

I insert a healthy cat.

You get a Felinid (Homo sapiens hirsutus).

I insert Kaldor Draigo.

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You get a Felinid (Homo sapiens hirsutus).

I insert Kaldor Draigo.

No you don't. Kaldor Draigo inserts you and you get a 28mm version of you jammed in a blister.

I insert a 3 foot party sub.

You get a CD of the Beatles' greatest hits (yes, including Yellow Submarine).

I insert one of Gru's minions.

You get a yellow submarine, complete with Swedish sailors and a food store full of bananas.

I insert a single cheese and onion crisp

You get a rowboat,

I insert 12 litres of superglue.

There is a whirr, a clunk and some incredibly nasty sounding grinding, the machine shakes and something goes bang. Smoke starts to issue forth from within.
Disappointed you head home, leaving the wrecked machine and eventually forgetting about it after a few days.
A week later you get a curious envelope through the door, addressed to you. Upon opening it you find a bill for £400000.26 and a bottle of aquavit for the repair and de-gluing of the Vending Machine.

I take my rowboat to the freshly de-glued vending machine and insert it along with a steam engine, funnel and a cannon.

You get an old car that backfires all the time.

I insert a golf ball.

You receive a copy of Tiger Woods dvd on putting. A cheap hat from a old Major and a a single tiny model of a golf course and a set of 1mm clubs to play on it.

I insert a glowing bacon scented cactus that sings in a lost language placed in a pot carved from a single diamond, and needs watering with beer.

You get a complete series box set of TV's 'The Brady Bunch'.

I insert a quarter.

You get an empty sprue.

I insert a bill for £400000.26.

You get the receipt for your new EU-approved tax bill.

I insert my commissar models

You get a copy of the USSR's political manifesto, an old had and a chainsaw.

I insert the concept of life

You get an order of poutine.

I insert Kermit the Frog.

You get some green stuff.

I insert Harvey Weinstein.

You get a wiener.

I insert a floppy disc.

You get Nerfed.

I insert a howling banshee.

You get an echo.

I insert Chuck Norris.

You get Chuck Morris

I insert the Greater Good Uplifting Primer

You get a Tony Robbins inspirational DVD

I insert an laspistol inspired airsoft gun

You get a strobe light and a burst ear drum.

I insert Alpharius' soul(s).

you get a Hellraiser Puzzle Cube

I insert a Rubic's Cube

You get a bag of Skittles.

I insert Sean Spicer.

You get a spicy Sean Bean

I insert a thrusting spear

You get an olive spear.

I insert a multi-melta.

You receive a martian tripod from War of the Worlds

I insert a sheeps skull

You get a plate of loaded nachos.

I insert a handful of Viagra.

You get a handful

I insert a bottle of Amasec

You get a bottle of Triple Sec.

I insert 'Ard Boyz.

You get 'The Waaagh'!

I insert a baseball-sized wad of Wasabi.

You get a single piece of nigiri

I insert a well timed explosive

You get a Mickey Mouse alarm clock.

I insert the lint from my dryer's lint trap.

You get a sock.

I insert fabric softener...

You get silk pajamas.

I insert Nurgle.

You get a flu shot.

I insert a plastic Nativity Scene.

You get a plastic Christmas

I insert a box of space marine scouts

You get a pack of cub scouts.

I insert Halloween candy.

You get a large amount of toilet paper.

I insert skulls.

You get a chair.

I insert a calendar.

You get a tin of dates.

I insert a Cuban cigar.

You get the exhumed remains of Fidel Castro.

I insert a zombie.

Again, you get Castro.

I insert a used pair of Jack O' Lanterns.

You get a yellow lantern with a small, insignificant looking ring

I insert an unnaturally small tree

You get a Banzai Charge.

I insert Marilyn Manson.

You get Jesus Quintana.

I insert TFG.

You get ignored.

I insert a set of Callaway golf clubs.

You get a box of golf balls.

I insert some Chaos Obliterators.

You get a protomech

I insert Chain-Nunchucks

You get a chain letter.

I insert FW's new wallpaper.

You get an out dated rules set.

I insert Forgeworld resin left overs...

You get a Citadel Finecast model, with numerous casting defects (in other words, an average Finecast model...).

I insert a pot of Death Guard Green paint.

You get a Death Guard of Green Pot

I insert a collection of defaced metal currency

You get a visit from Two-Face and he wants his coin back.

I insert a Lego Star Wars Deathstar kit.

You receive some garbage from one of the Death Star's trash compactor.

I insert a water bottle.

You get an enema.

I insert Kanye West.

You get depreciating genius.

I insert an old lady.

You get a middle-aged man.

I insert a quarter.

You get change.

I insert a tire pump.

You get a job with AAA.

I insert the original cast from 'The Brady Bunch'.

You get a bunch of 70's style flower print wallpaper.

I insert pea green shag carpet...

You get a pair of Sadam Hussein's slippers

I insert a fork

You get back a bowl of soup.

I insert a lock of Elvis Presley's hair.

You get greasy kid's stuff.

I insert a safe deposit box.

You get back a chastity belt.

I insert a bag of 'Green Army Men'.

You get a bag of red firecrackers!

I insert green stuff...

You get a sculpting tool.

I insert Rick Priestley.

You get an icon.

I insert a plastic boar.

You get resin bacon.

I insert an 18KT gold men's Rolex.

You get a cooking pot.

I insert an ork.

You get the secret to happiness.

I insert a Starbucks Dark Roast Venti Redeye.

You get a controversial cup.

I insert a clean garage.

You receive a hoarder.

I insert a bowl of seafood gumbo from Commander's Palace in New Orleans.

You get a Orleans Commander from the Seafood Palace

I insert a small blue cow

You get Dairy Farmer Smurf.

I insert a ping-pong table.

You get black & yellow book titled "Table Tennis for Dummies."

I insert a helmet...

You receive a steel toupee.

I insert Scooby-Doo.

You get Alf.

I insert an AR-15.

You get a Search and Seizure notice

I insert a crystal goblet

You get a 1/2 pint of Crystal Palace vodka.

I insert a crystal skull...

You get Cate Blanchett with a big ass sword.

I insert a banana split.

And get a quirky dress up band.

I insert a Steel legion gas mask...

You get a recording of Def Leppard's "Armageddon It".


I insert Mario Batali.

You get a harrassment suit from Mario Batali.

I insert the Damocles Gulf

You get a Tau Fire Warrior helmet with the head still inside.

I insert a Novamarine...

You get a bagel with nova lox and a shmear.

I insert Cher.

You get Micheal Landon, dressed as Little Joe Cartrigh from Bonanza, life size wall poster.

I insert a Mercedes Benz hood ornament.

You get a moose antlers hood ornament.

I insert a big decision.

You get regrets

I insert the latest iPhone

You get a Kim Kardashian selfie.

I insert Mick Jagger's lips.

You get herpes.

I insert Kate Upton.

You get a Houston Astros pennant.

I insert an old catcher's mitt...

You get Yogi Berra's embalmed ass.

I insert Snurl's collection of Jack-o-Lanterns.

You get a fish-slap.

I insert a nazi gold train.

You get a psychopathic, precious metal fish-slap.

I insert a chunk of the Titanic.

You get a very soggy Leonardo DiCaprio.

I insert a riot shield.

You get Quiet Riot.

I insert a lat night burrito.

Everybody knows what you get.

I insert Walker, Texas Ranger.

You get Bells of Innocent

I insert a Tyranid Ripper

You get ripped.

I insert C.S. Goto.

You get a Black Library bookmark.

I insert Robert Mugabe.

You get a bright green ball cap stitched with the phrase "Make Zimbabwe Great Again.'

I insert a pot of Citadel Goblin Green paint...

You get a pot of Warboss green

I insert a well read novel

You get a C.S. Goto novel.

I insert a foolproof plan.

You get a foolish proof of purchase for one plan.

I insert plan B...

You get Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I insert four Finecast Fire Dragons.

You receive a memory of the day the fire nation attacked...

I insert a plush rabbit

You get Roger Rabbit.

I insert a turkey.

You get leftovers.

I insert Angus Young's English school boy uniform.

You get the grail.

I insert some pie.

You get a disembodied 'Thank You'.

I insert a picture of my English Bulldog.

You get John Bull doggedly taking pictures of you.

I insert the One Ring.

You get the Liberty Bell.

I insert a bayonet.

You get a sharpened pencil.

I insert RuPaul.

You get dragged.

I insert a new toothbrush.

You get a cavity search.

I insert a Golden Daemon award.

You get a bronze saint

I insert a digital photo frame

You get a framed photo of Slaanesh doing yoga. You are scarred for life.

I insert Wonder Woman.

You get Miss Israel.

I insert a platter of BBQ ribs, Cole Slaw, Baked Beans and Hush Puppies.

You get a small card box of orange drink.

I insert a green banana.

You get a yellow banana hammock.

I insert common decency...

you get some obscura nacotic

I insert a babbling psyker

You get Steve Bannon.

I insert a MiG-21.

You get a Super Sabre.

I insert a BT-26.

You get a BLT.

I insert a roll of pennies.

You get a roll of Australian 50c coins the exact same length.


I put in the claw of a chaos spaw- WAIT FAWHIHWUHDAWiHUshKDHAJA

You get a pigeon sewn to a rat

I insert a Pineapple

You get product placement in an episode of 'Psych'.

I insert the remaining units from the first Age of Sigmar test game I played today with my new Adepticon list.

You get the burned remains of a Dark Elves army.

I insert a vending machine.

You get jammed.

I insert a key.

You get Vinz Clortho.

I insert the Sahara Desert.

You get dust thrown into your eyes


I insert the remains of the beast

You get the number 666.

I insert a Citadel Painting Handle.

You get a handle on life.

I insert Stephen Hawking.

You get a glimpse of the future. It is very grim & dark.

I insert a salvaged astromech droid...

You get a remastered set of Star Wars movies where all the blasters have been replaced with walkie-talkies and all the Storm Troopers are replaced with Ewoks.

I insert an air-tight alibi.

You get a vacuum.

I insert half a dozen crab cakes.

You get half a dozen poorly assembled and half painted Defiler models.

I insert a Sister of Silence.

You get a moody teenage boy who constantly screams

I insert an internet router

You get a traffic cop.

I insert a Yeti.

You get a sherpa.

I insert an abominable snowman.

You get a cute fish

I insert a bad sonic OC

You get an animated hedgehog.

I insert LeBron James.

You get Joey Chitwood.

I insert a '64 Cheetah.

You get 64 hungry cheetahs

I insert Codex: Primaris Marines

You get a copy of 'The Martian Chronicles'.

I insert my big toe.

You get bigfoot.

I insert a snow shovel.

you get a pile of snow

I insert one of abbadon's arms