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GWUUUHHHH????

My guess.

Death Hag.

Either a woman, as it has the appropriate gaps in the chest plate, or it's a man undergoing HRT treatment. I'm going with the former

GWUUUHHHH???? Indeed.

the moral of the story is that DE are bad and no-one should talk to them in the playground

There's only way to resolve this conundrum in the style of GW, that is to add more boobs.

And this is why GW only makes rail thin whores with enormous breasts for female models. The moment they don't the fanbases gender issues arise.

Either that, ShumaGorath, or the OP was thrown off my the amazingly masculine features of the face, hands and legs.

Eric

Man with gynecomastia.

ShumaGorath wrote:And this is why GW only makes rail thin whores with enormous breasts for female models. Because their fanbase only knows of girls in porn form.

It's a Hag

It's a Trap!

ShumaGorath wrote:And this is why GW only makes rail thin whores with enormous breasts for female models. The moment they don't the fanbases gender issues arise.

Which is different from all other Fantasy ranges how?

Most of the features are forgiveable... but the man face is just hideous.

AzurePhoenix wrote:Most of the features are forgiveable... but the man face is just hideous.

I think the man face is quite forgivable considering how many male GW Elves have woman face issues.

I think androgyny and checking under the hood is a problem you have to live with if you're talking about elf sex.

stonefox wrote:

ShumaGorath wrote:And this is why GW only makes rail thin whores with enormous breasts for female models. Because their fanbase only knows of girls in porn form.

Stonefox. A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of themselves (in human form). I applaud you sir.

Which is different from all other Fantasy ranges how?

Did I say it was?

I always thought that Elves or Eldar should have skinny and fit women and that the elven men should be well trained but not pumped up, "drahtig" as you say in german.

Sticking boobs on a man doesn't make a good female model.

Greets
Schepp himself

Schepp himself wrote:"drahtig" as you say in german.

In this case, the word I'd use to describe it would be "Scheiße".

Please keep Gary Morley away from elf sculpting.

This along with the rest of the dreadlords just released is a nasty looking model.

this brings up a good point, has anyone found a female in the High Elf range?

Hrm. Long lost sisters(?)

Its a Gary Morley sculpt, how can we not complain about it? How he still has a job with GWs sculpting team baffles my brain...

If anything he should be sculpting Chaos and orcs/orks. He cannot do the fine features of elves, and his hands all look like like large human style hands.

Joyous_Oblivion wrote:Its a Gary Morley sculpt, how can we not complain about it? How he still has a job with GWs sculpting team baffles my brain...

He left GW last year. Sadly some of his sculpts were still in the pipeline though.

jmurph wrote:Hrm. Long lost sisters(?)

long lost buttaface!

This only goes to show that no one on the games workshop team knows anything about female structure!

I don't think the lack of appreciation for this figure has anything to do with a typical gamers knowledge of the porn industry!!

More likely its the case that most modern gamers have actually slept with a girl to realise that the thing shown at the top of the page can only be classed as a woman in his worst nightmares!

It is pretty horrible. I hate the pose, even if it didn't look so unfeminine.

And thanks Schepp, "drahtig" is a new one. Please feel free to post more German.


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Proppa dark elf.

This only goes to show that no one on the games workshop team knows anything about female structure!

Sword wielding barbarian women don't have the curves the average super model does. The models face is even somewhat feminine (if craggy). This is all more about the standard of beauty in models rather than realistic female proportions. Wide hips and large thighs don't make you a dude, they just mean you have wide hips and large thighs.



The models problem is that it doesn't conform to the physically malformed standard of beauty seen in most "warrior women". Killkrazys "elf", other than having broken thighs has the same damn problem most female models in this industry have. The thighs are as thick or thicker then the torso itself. Hot yes, but not really human.

Osbad wrote:

I wouldn't crawl over her to get to you.