If you had to fight the forces of one Chaos god, which would it be?

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**Banzaimash**

Which one, supposing you were an IG trooper as part of a larger force?

**Sparks_Havelock**

Would none of them an option?

If push came to shove I suppose Khorne. At least you know what the enemy are about.

**ninja13**

I'd also prefer to die to khorne as personally I think he's the best and you won't get a horrible stink a you die and your going to have a quick death, not a rotting one.

**Gorechild**

Any of them except Nurgle for me. I just don't like the idea of having to repeatedly shoot a mouldy walking corpse and it still not hurting it.

**Tiarna Fuilteach**

Slaanesh or Khorne, Nurgle would be horrific and Tzeentch would just confuse me

**pizzaguardian**

can we get undivided?

if not go go slaneesh, they might just want to get kinky with me before they kill me.

**Castiel**

pizzaguardian wrote:can we get undivided?

if not go go slaneesh, they might just want to get kinky with me before they kill me.

Do you really want an Emperor's Child to go "kinky" on you?

I'd pick Khorne too. Quick and clean, rather than rotting/mutating/general rapey weirdness.

**pizzaguardian**

no i dont want emperors children to go kinky on me, but you cant say those demonettes dont know how to have fun.

**bombboy1252**

Nurgle........

Their slow...............

**Howard A Treesong**

Khorne are the most straight forward, just fighting and killing. None of this doing something weird to you from Slaanesh or slowly rotting from Nurgle.

**Eiríkr**

Why are people always so quick to pull the 'Slaanesh; must be sex related' card? Slaanesh is not just about sex; it constitutes a large part, given that for mortals the sexual experience is about the peak of human feelng. However for the Astartes, it is the absolute ecstacy that battle brings; the vibrancy of bolter-fire and blood-gore, the multitude of agonising screams echoing on and on across the battlefield as weapons are bought to bear upon the suffering.

tl;dr

Khorne. If I want a death by Chaos hands, I want a quick death.

**runmymouth**

Slanesh.... Might break out into an orgy.... An join with the truth...

**Mr Nobody**

Tzeentche, good to know your commander has a plan past killing or maiming till you die.

**Brother SRM**

Khorne without a doubt. I'm not going to explode into tentacles, get space raped, turn into cocaine, or bloat up and rot into a zombie. Getting shot or decapitated sounds like a pretty good way to go considering the alternatives.

**templarsandorks?**

Probably Khorne because hes cool and I'd know what I was fighting

**DPBellathrom**

slaanesh, as I would want to hear some pretty noises and see colours before my commisar shoots me for running away

**The Son Of Russ**

Khorne would be horrific and painful... Having your limbs ripped off in succession and then them slowly KALIMARing you to death? dude it would really hurt... I instantly thought tzeentch and i don't know why :/ slaanesh would depend on whether its daemons or marines. If its daemonettes, then they are first choice because they understand the pleasures of the flesh and so may come over in extreme sexual lust... awesome. What would stop me from offering myself over to one of them and becoming a slaaneshi legionnaire? nothing

i would enjoy it hehe. If its slaaneshi marines, they would take pleasure in doing everything i just said khorne would do.. and it would be slower and more painful.

**Draigo**

Is there really a better way to die? Just curious how having your sanity shredded, poisoned, torn limb from limb etc is really "better." What really would be worse is if they kept you alive. Read about being a survivor on a khorne ruled world. Thats not my idea of a good time or better then having a tzeentch daemon fry your mind till your a gibbering pile.

**Inquisitor Odwulf**

i say korne, not so much as a faster death, but of the 4, the easyer enemy to firght. the idea here is which force to fight. that said, yes korne. Of the for they are the most straitforwardand its much easyer to bait a beserker then any of the othersa powerfull foe inded, but never the less predictable.

**A Kvlt Ghost**

Definitely khorne. Those guys really know how to fight, and they're pretty straightforward so you know what you're up against. Plus if they kill you they probably make your skull into some badass trophy which is pretty metal, all things considered.

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The Son Of Russ wrote: If its slaaneshi marines, they would take pleasure in doing everything i just said khorne would do.. and it would be slower and more painful.

I'm pretty sure those daemonettes you're so keen on would do much the same given half a chance

**Billagio**

Khorne, If im gonna die im going to give a good fight, and I know my enemy will appreciate it.

**daniel79**

I would personally choose slaanish.. because at least I know I would die with a smile on my face,.

**Draigo**

daniel79 wrote:I would personally choose slaanish.. because at least I know I would die with a smile on my face,.

Apparently you havent seen the art with what daemonettes do to you..

**JohnnoM**

Hhhmm, i dunno personally Khorne because you can shoot as many as possible before you die. But if I knew I was gonna die I'd go out in a blaze of glory, so maybe Slaanesh.

**Draigo**

That really look any different then what khorne boys would do or anything remotely sexy? All this talk of smiles on your face is prob not the case.

**Ailaros**

Still, Slaanesh.

I'd like to die with a smile on my face.

**Frankenberry**

Khorne. I'm going down swinging...or shooting. Either way, I plan on killin' some of the bastards. Something the guy who kills me will view as a 'good fight', right before he makes my entrails into his new armor bling.

**The Son Of Russ**

A Kvlt Ghost wrote:Definitely khorne. Those guys really know how to fight, and they're pretty straightforward so you know what you're up against. Plus if they kill you they probably make your skull into some badass trophy which is pretty metal, all things considered.

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The Son Of Russ wrote: If its slaaneshi marines, they would take pleasure in doing everything i just said khorne would do.. and it would be slower and more painful.

I'm pretty sure those daemonettes you're so keen on would do much the same given half a chance

Yes, but slaaneshi marines have no interest in sexual interactions... they were practically created without any urges at all. Daemonettes, on the other hand... there is a slight chance. Slight. And i prefer that to others, and even then, the death would be quick... they will snip my head off and that is pretty quick.

**Marzillius**

Khorne. It's a quick, smooth death.

**pizzaguardian**

Draigo wrote:

That really look any different then what khorne boys would do or anything remotely sexy? All this talk of smiles on your face is prob not the case.

doesn't matter ...
had sex