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**Cream Tea**

Granted! As a bonus, I'll even offer you an opportunity to use it in actual combat: your country descends into a bloody decade-long civil war!

I wish for more Earl Grey tea, I'm almost out.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a lot of it, all 30 years old and moldy.

I wish for more snow days.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but I balanced it out with the new blood rain days.

I wish I was a professional level miniatures painter

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You now work 18 hour days 7 days a week painting miniatures in China.

I wish Game of Thrones season 8 was coming out this weekend...

**snurl**

Granted. But Disney bought it so it is now a heart-warming story about an orphan princess and her misadventures with a zaney animal companion.

I wish to win.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. For one glorious moment you are a winner, before an entire loaded toielet from a passing airplane falls through the roof and kills you instantly, leaving you forever remebered as the 'toilet guy'

I wish I had more money

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Ooh look! There's a nickel on the ground, it's all yours buddy.

I wish the new Great Unclean One cost under $30 US...

**Cream Tea**

Granted. As an added bonus, they now also smell exactly like they do in the lore.

I wish I knew actual, real magic.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! However, the unfortunate onset of dyslexia you now suffer from causes you to mix up the order of your first attempted spell. Enjoy life as Trump's Spanx fitter.

I wish to win the Adepticon AOS Championship Tournament.

**snurl**

Granted. You slaughter all who oppose you. Then the Organizers announce that your dice were loaded. You are beaten senseless by dozens of angry AOS players.

I wish the river would flood the road for a few days.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But those days are at random.

I wish I could communicate with my dog.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. You really grow to hate each other though, as you seem to agree on very little.

I wish I were swole.

**snurl**

Granted. You are. And you get a fish slap.

I wish for hot soup.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. It's in your lungs.

I wish for more wishes.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are only ever allowed to wish for more wishes.

I wish you hadn't done that...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You can wish he hadn't done it all you like, but he has, so have a borrowed fish slap.

I wish I had a chauffer and a 1925 Rolls Royce Phantom.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. They're in 1/300 scale and look good next to your gaming miniatures.

I wish I was as good at this as snurl is.

**snurl**

Granted. This wish was pre-corrupted. Bwa-haha!

I wish to convince everyone driving in the snow to slow down.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They stop moving and just block up traffic.

I wish I always knew the answer.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You'll never know the actual question.

I wish our cats knew how to wash dishes & cook.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. Being cats, they naturally still refuse to do it.

I wish I were the Guy.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You were, and now your not.

I wish my dogs wouldn't pee in the house...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You and your dogs are now homeless.

I wish pigs could actually fly.

**snurl**

Granted. They fly from the refrigerator straight to the frying pan.

I wish for x-ray vision.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your eyes give cancer

I wish I had a magnificent coffee cup

**gruebot**

GRANTED! A magnificent coffee cup is the only thing you own. You eventually have to sell it to buy some new clothes.

I wish I had a spaceship...

**Cream Tea**

Granted. You have one. You're on it. It's in the Kuiper belt, beyond the point of no return.

I wish for a peaceful reunification of Korea.

**snurl**

Granted. They build twice as many missiles.

I wish for free beer
.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's in North Korea

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are the leader of a "religious" cult. The FBI is preparing to raid your complex.

I wish Who Killed Captain Alex was a big budget movie...