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2010/05/03 21:20:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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that too.
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2010/05/04 03:05:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Poor_Fething_Guardsman wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Be a Poor_Fething_Guardsmen with a generic name.
@Poor_Fething_Guardsmen - You don't have a generic name do you?
No my names actually quite unique 
*phew* thats good. Guardsmen people don't have to worry about dieing almost as soon as a story starts. lol jk
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/04 03:17:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Learn that you cannot breath in outer space.
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2010/05/04 03:18:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Poor_Fething_Guardsman wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Be a Poor_Fething_Guardsmen with a generic name.
@Poor_Fething_Guardsmen - You don't have a generic name do you?
No my names actually quite unique
Thats good......we don't want another Generic Guardsmen....they're no good ^.^
Try to have a Nurgling as a pet.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/04 21:38:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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shas'o vera wrote:get a gigantic, lightsaber wielding, dark-side powered titan with the voice of James Earl Jones.
Don't get a gigantic, lightsaber wielding, dark-side powered titan with the voice of James Earl Jones.
Either way, you're screwed
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/05 01:08:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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What ever you do do not insult a Commissar By asking where is the Busty Commissar.
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2010/05/05 01:12:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Asherian Command wrote:What ever you do do not insult a Commissar By asking where is the Busty Commissar.
No worries trooper. She is right here ^.^  But be warned....she's fiesty 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/05 01:14:22
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/05 01:14:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Ask wheres the pen at the Emperors Adminstratium.
You Get lost on a Battle Barge.
Jay Walking on Terra.
Downloading Illegal mp3 music.
Being a cultist (except slaneesh).
Being a space marine.
Being a guardsmen.
Being ALIVE.
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2010/05/07 18:10:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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@ Asherian Command
Id have to argue that not being alive isn't so good though
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/05/07 20:40:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:@ Asherian Command
Id have to argue that not being alive isn't so good though
Thats a good point
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2010/05/08 17:56:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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What you would like to live in the 40k universe as there is no hope of surival?
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/05/08 19:36:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Asherian Command wrote:What you would like to live in the 40k universe as there is no hope of surival?
I get a laser gun and the chance to kill anything I want. And if I survive for 3 minutes in a fight I become part of the plot. Also I get a laser gun. 
Also never get drunk and start acting out of character around a sober commisar. Get him drunk first.
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2010/05/08 23:45:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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insideprawn wrote:Asherian Command wrote:What you would like to live in the 40k universe as there is no hope of surival?
I get a laser gun and the chance to kill anything I want. And if I survive for 3 minutes in a fight I become part of the plot. Also I get a laser gun. Also never get drunk and start acting out of character around a sober commisar. Get him drunk first.
Nice way of life there....But I think this guy says it better. Give me a gun, a google-eyed alien to shoot it at, and I’ll die a happy man.
— Guardsman Franx +++ Quoted from Lexicanum.com
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/09 00:18:01
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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See he doesn't say he wants to survive the encounter intact or even alive. I happen to want to survive and get some awesome augmentations after those three minutes of running with death. Which brings us to the next piece on our list.
Never state you want to die or neglect to mention you want to live. The gods our real and enjoy being literal genies tricksters jerkasses people the English language can not hope to describe meaningfully.
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2010/05/09 00:44:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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True...True....But you have to remember the whole reason for a guardsman being there is to fight and die in the Emperors Service.
-PROBLEM!- You said you want an augmentation but don't want to be intact......I don't think that possible. Is it?
Never swim in a water source you just found on a previously Nurgle infected world....Even if the water looks clean.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/09 03:34:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Commissar NIkev wrote:True...True....But you have to remember the whole reason for a guardsman being there is to fight and die in the Emperors Service.
-PROBLEM!- You said you want an augmentation but don't want to be intact......I don't think that possible. Is it?
You do realize most augments especially muscle boosts and skeletal enhancements require you to give up some body parts?
Also if you are an Ork never get the biggest or shootiest gun possible. Even if ammo is not a concern having the best weapon means that you will shortly be giving up the will to live due to having nothing more to live for.
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2010/05/09 06:41:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Say to commissar Gaunt that tanith is still alive and you own it.
Have a foot race an ork bike.
Accidently paint you chapter the same as a CSM chapter.
Play kill the geanstealer with you hands.
Have a foot race with the emperor and when he runs his life support unplugs.
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"Straight Fething Silver"  Tanith first and only
I have a reputation, Modile, a reputation as a fair, honest man who treats his soldiers well and supports them in the face of darkness. Potentially, that reputation makes me soft. It seems I understand failure and forgive it. Some, like Kowle, believe me to be a weak commissar, not prepared to take the action my rank demands. Not prepared to enforce field discipline where I see it failing. I am an Imperial commissar. I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also punish without hesitation the weak, the incompetent, and the treasonous.
I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.
— Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, prior to the field execution of his uncle General Aldo Dercius |
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2010/05/09 09:17:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Poor_Fething_Guardsman wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Be a Poor_Fething_Guardsmen with a generic name.
@Poor_Fething_Guardsmen - You don't have a generic name do you?
No my names actually quite unique
*phew* thats good. Guardsmen people don't have to worry about dieing almost as soon as a story starts. lol jk
Guardsman John Smith reporting for duty... OH SHI---
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2010/05/09 15:30:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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insideprawn wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:True...True....But you have to remember the whole reason for a guardsman being there is to fight and die in the Emperors Service.
-PROBLEM!- You said you want an augmentation but don't want to be intact......I don't think that possible. Is it?
You do realize most augments especially muscle boosts and skeletal enhancements require you to give up some body parts?
Wait...thats what I was trying to say to you but I worded it wrong. you said you want to be completely intact. But you want to get enhanced.......
Okay, I corrected it.
@Poor_Fething_Guardsman - ROFL!
Go on a peace mission to the Eye of Terror
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/09 21:28:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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expect to come back from the eye of terror
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/05/09 21:54:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Expecting to live in the 40k universe.
Expecting to get out of a retreival mission alive.
You are a pilot of a Thunder Hawk in a Orbital Drop!
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2010/05/09 21:57:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Be Tau
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/09 22:42:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Fight guard if you have epilepsy or are composed of shadow. If guard fight an energy absorbing race.
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2010/05/10 00:34:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Put on your power armour and say i need to pee.
have a prty at the emperors and sumone spikes his fluids.
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"Straight Fething Silver" Tanith first and only
I have a reputation, Modile, a reputation as a fair, honest man who treats his soldiers well and supports them in the face of darkness. Potentially, that reputation makes me soft. It seems I understand failure and forgive it. Some, like Kowle, believe me to be a weak commissar, not prepared to take the action my rank demands. Not prepared to enforce field discipline where I see it failing. I am an Imperial commissar. I will enflame the weak, support the wavering, guide the lost. I will be all things to all men who need me. But I will also punish without hesitation the weak, the incompetent, and the treasonous.
I am a Commissar. I am empowered to deliver justice wherever I see it lacking. I am empowered to punish cowardice. I am granted the gift of total authority to judge, in the name of the Emperor, on the field of combat.
— Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, prior to the field execution of his uncle General Aldo Dercius |
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2010/05/10 06:19:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Be Tau
OI!!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/05/11 03:14:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Hug a tyranid.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/05/11 03:16:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Hugging is never a good idea in 40k.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/05/11 03:52:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Kiss a Genestealer.
In the mouth.
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2010/05/11 05:07:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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but does that mean its okay to kiss them everywhere else?
and Yrrmgals don't have mouths.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
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2010/05/11 07:32:11
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Grey Templar wrote:but does that mean its okay to kiss them everywhere else?
and Yrrmgals don't have mouths.
That would be a good point... if it wasn't nids.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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