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Grey Templar wrote:but does that mean its okay to kiss them everywhere else?

and Yrrmgals don't have mouths.

Just imagine you're making out with a squid, there's bound to be some mouthparts in there!

Also, don't make out with a squid

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Space_Potato wrote:

Grey Templar wrote:but does that mean its okay to kiss them everywhere else?

and Yrrmgals don't have mouths.

Just imagine you're making out with a squid, there's bound to be some mouthparts in there!

Also, don't make out with a squid

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Especially if that squid is from the 40k universe.

yeah, there's a beak in there somewhere.

also this applies to Squigs.

never kiss something that can fit your head in its mouth.

Doubting any SM primarch.

Ask a Slaanshi champion for a buttom suprise

Walk up to anyone and say "ya wanna go?"

Munch Munch! wrote:Walk up to anyone and say "ya wanna go?"

Choppa' to the face, choppa' to the face!!!!

Proclaim that you "hear voices" as a joke.

Tell the Commissar the ending of the movie he is about to watch.

*Trooper* "Watcha watchin'?"
*Commissar* "'The Inquisitor', Trooper"
*Trooper* "Oh my god, I love that movie. I still can't believe he turned out to be a radical"
*Commissar executes Trooper*
*Commissar picks up vox*
"Command, it's me again. Yeah, they did it again. No, it was 'The Inquisitor' this time."

Tell the Inquisitor the ending of the movie.

*Trooper* "Watcha watchin'?"
*Inquisitor* "'The Heresy'", soldier"
*Trooper* "Oh my god, I love that movie. I still can't believe he was framed by a cultist
*Inquisitor teleports out of the theater and orders exterminatus*
*Inquisitor picks up vox*
"Command, it's me again. Yeah, they did it again. No, it was 'The Heresy' this time."

Woo! More movies!

*Raises hand into high-five position for Munch Munch!*

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Asherian Command wrote:
What ever you do do not insult a Commissar By asking where is the Busty Commissar.

Commisar NIkev wrote:
No worries trooper. She is right here ^.^


But be warned....she's fiesty

lol

Commisar NIkev wrote:
Be Tau

Shas`o vera wrote:
OI!!!

I only say:
be tau in close combat!

Necronlord wrote:I only say:
be tau in close combat!

Tell that to mine. GO CC SUITS. Charging a 2 casualty tactical squad with a BS and SD winning, causing them to run around 24" until they got out of 6" of my various suits, then charging a lone sergeant and killing him. Meanwhile his bikes doubled back and were facing 2 wounded suits and an unwounded suit with a melta, a plasma, a serg and an attack bike. No wounds suffered, wounded the attack bike and routed them off the board. Those suits then killed 4 of the routed 6 man tac squad (when shot at) just before they regrouped. Shas'O surviving in combat with a PF command squad member. Pathfinders charging scout bikes. Broadside charging just deepstruck landspeeders (go SAP) That was one whacky game.

Get ork society the wrong way round

Challenge a Space Wolf to a game of 'Bar Fight'...

Spray Gaz in the eye with fungicide

Call an Inquisitor 'bigotted' to his face

Fart during a Space Marine chapel service

Sandyman11 wrote:Get ork society the wrong way round

Silly Sandymann11 ^.^ Orks don't have a society

Ask a slaaneshi anything and/or de if they like to play roleplaying games.

Comment on how much you dislike MEQs while talking to Guilliman.

Space_Potato wrote:Woo! More movies!

*Raises hand into high-five position for Munch Munch!*

S_P

*Munch replies and smashes his hand into the screen as he fails to give an internetz high five.*

O'shovah wrote:
Tell that to mine. GO CC SUITS. Charging a 2 casualty tactical squad with a BS and SD winning, causing them to run around 24" until they got out of 6" of my various suits, then charging a lone sergeant and killing him. Meanwhile his bikes doubled back and were facing 2 wounded suits and an unwounded suit with a melta, a plasma, a serg and an attack bike. No wounds suffered, wounded the attack bike and routed them off the board. Those suits then killed 4 of the routed 6 man tac squad (when shot at) just before they regrouped. Shas'O surviving in combat with a PF command squad member. Pathfinders charging scout bikes. Broadside charging just deepstruck landspeeders (go SAP) That was one whacky game.

woah, must have been a fun game, i remember when i charged a full squad of ork boyz, a warboss and a wierd boy uing shas'O Shovah (yes, i used you) and 5 battlesuits. that was a fun game, i killed them, before they got the chance.

another thing, try using a land raider against firewarriors. i'll explain another time.

@ Munch Munch!

Take this; hopefully you can summon some gnomes to repair your screen



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Ok lemme try again, get Ork....errr, heirachy (?) wrong

You could also try using a lasgun for laser eye surgery

Sandyman11 wrote:Ok lemme try again, get Ork....errr, heirachy (?) wrong

You could also try using a lascannon for laser eye surgery

Fix'd

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mmmm...tyrannids and toast mmmm

Tell a Commisar that Ork boss poles do a better job than he does.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Tell a Commisar that Ork boss poles do a better job than he does.

This made me smile and silently laugh in class

Come to think of it, being anywhere NEAR a commisar.

Have an Ork for a Commisar.

Caelun Niveus wrote:Have an Ork for a Commisar.

O Emperor NO!
*racks bolt pistol*

Caelun Niveus wrote:Have a Commissar for an Ork.

fixed

Caelun Niveus wrote:Have an Ork for a Commisar.

Have a bosspole for a Commisar