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2010/05/25 10:26:22
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Challenge a Drak eldar jetbike to a game of chicken
Stand next to a plasma weapon
Preform a 'tank man' against a baneblade
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2010/05/25 14:36:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Dual-wield Plasma weapons
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2010/05/25 22:44:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Lightning claw toothpicks.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/05/25 22:56:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Slippery Scout Biker
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tell the emperor of mankind that hes too old and its probably time to retire
try to knock ghazghkull out by punchin him square in the jaw
challenge a bloodthirster to an arm wrestle
tell the inquisition to give up and theyll never catch you
tell yarrick that hes too old and that its probably time to retire
walk into a venerated chapel of the adeptus sororitas and ask the first sister of battle you run into, where all the hoochies are at
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2010/05/25 23:45:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Ask a Tau for a 'High Five!'
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2010/05/26 00:32:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Black Templar Servitor Dragging Masonry
australia
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say the word "kinky" around dark eldar
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building, copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair & grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!
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2010/05/26 02:56:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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say the word "kinky" around anyone
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2010/05/26 03:13:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:say the word "kinky" around anyone
Eh, we Crons don't mind. We lost our sexual urges with our sexual organs.
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2010/05/26 12:30:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Invite a Space Wolf and a Dark Angel to a dinner party.
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2010/05/26 17:28:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Necroman wrote:Commisar Wolfie wrote:say the word "kinky" around anyone
Eh, we Crons don't mind. We lost our sexual urges with our sexual organs.
Laugh at Necrons for not having any sexual Organs.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/05/26 17:30:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Whistle the tune to 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider' when facing the Tyranid.
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2010/05/26 17:55:17
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
Portland, Oregon
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Three things:
Abaddon
Vegetable oil
twister mat
may god have mercy on us all
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"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds...and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them PAY for what they've done!"
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2010/05/26 22:14:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Sisters of battle. You know what I mean. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/05/27 16:55:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Attempt to use actual tactics and strategy. You will lose to the maniac with an overgrown hedge trimmer running straight into your lines. Badly.
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2010/05/27 17:14:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Volunteer for the Penal Legions.
Try to understand the Imperium.
Play poker with an Eldar.
Quote Scwharzengger to a Necron
Flirt with a Sister of Battle.
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2010/05/27 18:09:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Corennus wrote:Volunteer.
Try.
Understand.
Play poker.
Quote.
Flirt.
Fixed 
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/05/27 18:20:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/05/27 20:29:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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When invaded by a Tyranid fleet, do not under any circumstances expose your genitals yelling "Devour This!"
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/27 20:34:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Necroman wrote:Commisar Wolfie wrote:say the word "kinky" around anyone
Eh, we Crons don't mind. We lost our sexual urges with our sexual organs.
Laugh at Necrons for not having any sexual Organs.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
Anyway, bring the Inquisition to your local Mass.
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2010/05/27 23:22:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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invite your local commissar to your twister party
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2010/05/28 13:59:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
Cologne, Germany
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create your own tyranid hive fleet (you`re the hive mind of this fleet) 
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2010/05/28 18:32:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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accidently gain the favour of Khorne when your a grey knight *face palm*
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/05/29 19:37:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:invite your local commissar to your twister party
I can imagine it now....
*Commissar* What in the name of the Emperor is this? Twister? Baby oil? What are you planning soldier?
*Guardsman* Nothing Commissar, come and have a drink...
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/05/30 14:24:41
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
UK
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Fight Eldar without brain teasers (my psychic energies are fading! My mind! It hurts so much!)
Fight Orks without mushroom killer
Fight Nids without insect repellent
Fight Guard without sunglasses
Fight Space Wolves without de-louser
Fight Crons without techno music
Fight Sisters without contraception
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2010/05/30 14:29:30
happyguardsman 2250 Cadian 25th serving alongside conscripted Keimarchan soldiers
In Soviet Russia Valhalla lasgun shoots YOU!
Enemies of the Imperium:
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2010/05/30 18:22:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Get shot by a tyranid. YEAH I SURIVIVED OH CRAP SOMETHINGS NAWING AT MY FOOT!
Walk on board a Nurgle ship.
Be the test subject for a tyranid biology study.
Be the biologist to study Tyranids
Be a Dreadnought.
be the pilot of a land speeder (they never come back)
Be a SGT of an assault Squad when facing a tau army (they get shot alot).
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2010/05/30 23:15:47
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Don't a)dangle steak in front of a Space Wolf.
b)call the Dark Angels 'hippy altar boys'.
c)mention 'Buffy' or 'Bella' around Blood Angels.
d)shout 'blood for the blood god' when behind a Grey Knight.
e)call Marneus Calgar 'big Papa Smurf'.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/05/30 23:30:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Tell a rainbow warrior/emperor's children he's a homosexual hippy.
Sing ke$ha's "Your love is my drug" in the middle of a group of emperor's children.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/05/31 00:08:53
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/05/31 01:46:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Tail Gunner
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Don't stand on a battlefield with a hitchhiker sign hoping to get a ride on the next dedicated transport....
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2355 points of 
2417 points of 
"Are you telling me that Mister Bumpy, that old monster who lives under your bed and eats socks, is really an agent of the Orks, sending them socks, pants and all other gettups through the warp for them? Mind = blown...."
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2010/05/31 15:43:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Budgie wrote:Don't stand on a battlefield with a hitchhiker sign hoping to get a ride on the next dedicated transport....
It would work though... If you wanted a ride with DE or Slaaneshi worshipers.
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2010/05/31 17:23:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Caelun Niveus wrote:Have an Ork for a Commisar.
Have a bosspole for a Commisar
Have an Ork for a bosspole 
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"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!!"
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