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**snurl**

Granted. But you must learn to spell first.

I wish red wheels really ran faster.

**Squidsy22**

(I mean, technically they do for orks but-) GRANTED. Red wheels run fast, but have no traction at all. You are basically riding a vibrating block of all-terrain super ice with no brakes EVER.

I wish Baseball would be replaced by Blood Bowl.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You've been conscripted into the Chicago Bears for the first season.

I wish...I wish I hadn't killed that fish

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You hesitated and the fish killed you first.

I wish deep fried Twinkies were a healthy snack...

**petitflacheur**

Granted! But it's mandatory; you can only eat tinkies

I wish i was no grot anymore

**snurl**

Granted. You are promoted to Gnoblar, 1st class.

I wish to begin the big model.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But you are scooped as the big model already is done and named Julianna Mazzaei.

I wish Trump had to wear a pink latex body suit for 72 hours every time he lies.

**RiderOrk**

Granted you are responsible for putting on the suit and taking it off.

I wish the orks would git gud.

**snurl**

Granted. They are retconned out of the game. Everyone remembers how good they were.

I wish to begin painting this dragon.

**gruebot**

Granted! You begin painting & take a short break to walk around the block for some fresh air. During that time your house EXPLODES! Everything inside is destroyed including the dragon... Especially the dragon.

I wish there were a sequel to the 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie...

**RiderOrk**

Granted. As you sit down to watch it you immediately go blind.

I wish I did not have to work.

**petitflacheur**

gruebot... there are sequels... it's based on a book and they are many sequels

RiderOrk, granted... your are in jail for the murder of your boss and all your collegues (exept the blue one), congratulation

I wish i was a girl

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are Kaitlyn Jenner.

I wish there was a MOVIE sequel to the 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie starring Bilbo Baggins.

**snurl**

Granted. Directed by Euwe Boll, it spends the next five years in turnaround and is never released.

I wish turn signals were not optional.

**Cream Tea**

Granted. They are now forbidden.

I wish GW's jetbike bases were larger, so my models didn't fall over so often.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the jetbike size is increased proportionally

I wish I would wake up

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You wake up in Siberia.

I wish cars would explode upon running red lights.

**RiderOrk**

Granted. All light are red.

I wish email wasn't a thing.

**War Kitten**

Granted, now if you wish to get into contact with someone you must send them a message via carrier pigeon

I wish I didn't have so many term papers to write in the next month

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Due to a computer glitch you are being deported to Paraguay in your birthday suit after a early morning raid.

I wish I could regrow teeth without needing a dentist

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Your teeth are made of a special type of wood that only grows out of YOUR gums. They have branches, leaves & even a little bird's nest.

I wish I had a PS4...

**War Kitten**

Granted. It doesn't work.

I wish I had a nice piece of toast

**snurl**

Granted. It gets blown outside and devoured by birds.

I wish to remove snow from my driveway with very little effort.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted - the unseasonsable 98 degree temperature melts the snow, leads to flooding, and a pile of drowned rats somewhere in your home. You can smell them.

I wish all cars were self-driving cars

**RiderOrk**

Granted but you can never have one.

I wish I had tacos.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You get fish tacos made with little goldfish crackers & sriracha.

I wish I worked closer to home...

**petitflacheur**

Granted... Your boss just announced you that: You have to sleep in the office... The guard dog was promoted, he's your supervisor now.

I wish to love everyone.

**snurl**

Granted. You quickly get herpes.

I wish to find a more comfortable chair.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It belongs to your boss.

I wish I could spend more time enjoying the mornings

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you can only do so with heavy doses of opioids.

I wish for a foot massage.