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**snurl**

Granted. A giant cuts off your feet, and rubs them for good luck.

I wish for better coffee.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The coffee is better but it's also poisoned.

I wish I wasn't so hungover...

**Cream Tea**

Granted. You still have the same symptoms, but it's an illness rather than a hangover.

I wish I had an Eldar Firestorm, an OOP FW kit.

**RiderOrk**

Granted but a dog chewed it.

I wish I could play more 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. You play 40K for a living, playing whenever or wherever needed. But your luck and tactics are so poor you soon go broke and die penniless in an abandoned game store.

I wish to see the new release long-term schedule.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but none of the releases make those targets.

I wish I no longer had any debt

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Your debt is all gone! but so are your house & car.

I wish my FLGS was closer to home...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your new residence is only 20 metres away from the Aleppo 'Dragon's Horde' game shop.

I wish I would have done better than 2-1-2 at Adepticon this year.

**topaxygouroun i**

Granted! You now have done 2-2-1 at Adepticon. Congratulations, you are no longer rank #247 but rank #174 instead.

I wish my toothache stopped...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, the infection has spread to your inner ear and sinus. Can't even feel your teeth now.

I wish I could sneak out to visit my FLGS today

**snurl**

Granted. There is a sign taped to the door that says "out to lunch, be back soon"

I wish to begin another campaign.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! the FLGS is closed for renovation when you get there.

I insert - er, I mean, I wish more people played Dropfleet Commander...

**snurl**

Granted. But their houserules turn it into an unrecognizable mess, and you are banned from games for being an elitist rules lawyer.

I wish to get these tiles painted fast.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Thank heaven for pink spray paint in the jumbo can.

I wish I could teleport, at will, to the location and time of my choosing.

**snurl**

Granted. But you can only remain at your destination for 1/10 of a second, then bounce back.

I wish for less drama at work.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Theres is much less drama now that you've been fired.

I wish for a stuffed crust pizza...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's stuffed with intestines.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep.

**snurl**

Granted, you do. On your very first, and last, night shift job.

I wish the neighbors kids would go play in the park.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! "The park" is in your front yard.

I wish I had a Gonk droid...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but he messes up your wifi so bad you have to go to Starbucks to access the internet.

I wish it was 6pm so I could go play Star Wars: Legion at the LGS.

**machineuk**

Granted! But after 10 seconds in the store you get stuck in a time loop and have to replay those 10 seconds over and over for eternity.

I wish i had never sold my first bunch of miniatures when i was younger...

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You also never bought any new miniatures since you were younger.

I wish I could take a nap right now...

**War Kitten**

Granted. You take a VERY long nap, and when you wake up 600 years have passed.

I wish I didn't have so many long papers to write right now

**snurl**

Granted. You have one very long paper to write, longer than all of the others put together.

I wish for some easter eggs.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. They're fertilized though.

I wish they would add Rogue One characters to Star Wars: Legion.

**snurl**

Granted. But they are unplayable fan-made rubbish.

I wish for an MTV resurgence.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. But it's pure millennial youtube content now.

I wish I could be with my family

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are now a Kardashian.

I wish my chair was more comfortable...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Unfortunately you suffer an accident that makes sitting for more than a few seconds unbearably painful.

I wish politicians had to pay their own way for healthcare.

**notprop**

They do, however you are now employed by the state to slop out Elderly President Trumps bed pan...in a skimpy nurses outfit.

I wish I had more reliable friends.