corrupt a wish!

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They soon drop you for not being reliable enough

I wish I could see Ready Player One in 3D

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but you hate the movie.

I wish I could get away with yelling THIS IS SPARTA every Monday at work.

**notprop**

Granted, you do it’s EPIC! But you get fired every Tuesday and spend the rest of the week getting another minimum wage job.

I wish I didn’t waste hours dreaming about Romanian girl in the next office.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a glimpse of her idea of personal hygene, and it's all over and back to work.

I wish to relocate my neighbors to a more suitable environment.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! They actually stay where they are, you however end up in a quagmire.

I wish painting miniatures for a living was a six figure income...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It is - for other people. There's an office of successful, rich miniature painters across the street from where you work and they aren't interested in your applications.

I wish I had a giant mecha

**notprop**

Granted, you are the proud owner of Mecha-Bunny the only Mecha present in the Great Kraken Wars of 2020 with a fluffy tail. It gets defeated in its first and only battle when it is humped to pieces by ShagZilla early in Spring 2020.

I wish my kids would listen to me.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! They listen to you, but don't give a gak about what you have to say.

I wish I had Superman powers.

**War Kitten**

Granted, but they can only be used while you're sleeping

I wish people at my FLGS actually played Star Wars: Legion

**snurl**

Granted. They play it when you are not around.

I wish for extra painting time.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted! In exchange we took your hands.

I wish my job involved more time coding and less time in meetings

**War Kitten**

Granted. You are promptly fired after 5 minutes of glorious coding

I wish people were nicer to each other

**notprop**

Granted! Suddenly everyone on the planet puts on a facade of politeness and represses all true feelings. Everyone is also depressed and have huge debts to our new mental health corporate masters. The British continue as if nothing happened.

I wish my cold would finally finish.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Upon your sudden death, the virus has no host and expires.

I wish Scott Pruitt had to drink 8 glasses of coal mine waste tainted stream water daily.

**snurl**

Granted. Nothing unusual happens.

I wish for a beer transfusion.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's O'doul's non-alcoholic beer.

I wish I could take a vacation...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's to Elbonia.

I wish I could be placed in the perfect job without going through the stress of a job interview

**notprop**

...

**notprop**

Granted! Some people come and take you straight to your new life-vocation: inmate.

I wish sweets didn’t rot your teeth.

**petitflacheur**

Granted, sugar doesn't exist anymore... thank you man, tank you!

I wish to paint faster... (i do a single boyz in 2 or 3 weeks)

**snurl**

Granted. You paint very fast. But only with blue.

I wish to resist temptation.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you are compelled to constantly talk about how you are doing so and what temptation you are resisting at the moment

I wish it would stop raining

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Now it's bowling ball sized hail on an almost hourly basis.

I wish I could balance my perfectionist side with my practical side when it comes to painting miniatures.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! But you can only ever paint miniatures for up to 2 minutes a day before losing interest.

I wish neoprene gaming mats were sold at my FLGS...

**petitflacheur**

Granted, that's a desaster, they get bankrupted and you have no more FLGS

I wish to get a salary raise

**snurl**

Granted. You have to climb a ladder to pick up your paycheck.

I wish i could fly like superman.

**notprop**

You do, it’s the most exhilarating few seconds of your life then you hit the pavement with a sickening thud.

I wish I didn’t have an ingrown toenail.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You have ingrown teeth.

I wish periodontal treatment was far less expensive...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It's free...from a guy with a pair of pliers and a bottle of Night Train.

I wish I could fight off the craving I'm having right now for a stuffed pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

**snurl**

Granted. You end the craving by eating a stromboli instead.

I wish to paint without inturuption tonight.