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**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Your phone on silent, you never hear the rings from a panicking loved one who accidentally dialed you instead of 911. Everytime you look at a painted miniature you remember what it cost you.

I wish to be more upbeat.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Your the lead singer of a mediocre K-Pop band.

I wish Skies of Arcadia would get a sequel...

**snurl**

Granted. It's Ewe Boll's return to film making and proves he hasn't changed a bit.

I wish to fight the dragon again.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! "Fighting the Dragon" is a euphemism for being stuck in traffic.

I wish for a BB-8 droid...

**petitflacheur**

granted... he never stop talking even when you sleep

I wish this post to end

**notprop**

Granted. You were never heard from again.

I wish my meeting this afternoon doesn’t go ahead.

**snurl**

Granted. The meeting goes backward instead, and obsesses with past issues with no point in mind.

I wish for more epic D&D adventures soon.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you are the DM and we are livestreaming it on CNN. Perform well or everyone will hate you.

I wish I could get books for free

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The books are free but the pages are blank.

I wish Valkyria Chronicles 2 & 3 were available on PS3...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but they're only on the Japanese PS3.

I wish for a bathroom monkey so I don't have to clean it before my wife returns from her work trip.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a monkey to clean the bathroom. Now you have to replace the bathroom before she gets home.

I wish they would remember to put the hot sauce in the bag at Taco Bell.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! On your next visit they fill your bag with only hot sauce & not in packets either.

I wish it was 5pm...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but not in your time zone

I wish I could Ace job interviews at will

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You get hired at McDonalds.

I wish the Star Wars Legion stormtrooper minis I'm painting would march in formation for my amusement.

**snurl**

Granted. They specialize in formations which spell out obscene messages whenever anyone watches them.

I wish to see some GW fishmen.

**notprop**

Granted, you get given some Tau models that some untalented gamer has melted the hands and feet to look like flippers. They’re nasty.

I wish I could have gone to Salute today.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but everywhere you went the fattest, smelliest, most unwashed gamer in existence stood next to yo no matter where you went.

I wish I better impulse control and would not be seriously considering buying a Retribution army for Warmachine, since I don't even like Warmachine.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a grip on reality. Now you are no fun anymore.

I wish I had gone to Salute as well.

**ChargerIIC**

You did, but little pre-con drinking lead to you streaking through vendor hall in the buff and earning a blacklist from most major game companies. You are actually in denial about the event right now.

I wish for a 3d printer

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It only prints colanders.

I wish the good sushi joint was closer to my office...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but a joint rolled from sushi just ends up being bad no matter where it is.

I wish I could prove to others that the government put a transmitter in my head.

**snurl**

Granted. You transmit it to all of us, and the government too, who are not too happy to learn that you know about their transmitter.

I wish for a golden idol.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's thousand kilogram mass is being fired at you from space. You'll leave a hell of a crater at least

I wish that pizza was never invented

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Everybody hates you.

I wish for a chocolate cake donut.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's what pushes you over the top and you now have diabeetus.

I wish I was more into making minis terrain.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You're really into it now, but still suck at it. Play-Doh just doesn't cut it as a medium...

I wish Stormy Daniels would have an affair with me.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The hot steamy night starts with Daniels but you wake up next to Trump. You switched partners at some point and only viewing the publicly available video will let you know when.

I wish crime shows were banned from TV

**gruebot**

GRANTED! All crime shows have been replaced with The Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules & Jersey Shore.

I wish reality shows were illegal to both make & watch...

**snurl**

Granted. But you are a bootlegger and watch them anyway.

I wish for a quiet evening.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You're alone and have accidentally locked yourself in your sound-proof and windowless Sauna...

I wish I could get some dirty deeds done dirt cheap.