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**zombiekila707**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Holds out hands] Me? I was being nice. I've been helping people, buying drinks, reading to that kid, and this guy tries to shoot me for helping his grandson not get lost.
Hell, I didn't even hurt those Orks or that knight that did the same for no reason.

I've been the least aggressive person here all week, and it's resulted in being shot to gak, stabbed, and threatened with a blender.
Hell, I gave that dude cigars, and he's still shooting at me.

Tell me why exactly I should continue making the effort?

*Remembers awesome daemonic cigars*

I f-f-forgot about that... *Pulls out flask and takes a sip* Yeah I see you-your point.

*opens portal and throws all stuff inside*

Whatever stay away from my grandson...

OOC: I forgot that Rick Sanchez did negotiate with a daemon....

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Woah, slow down there fellas. People are handing out free cigars, and I haven't got any? Something is seriously wrong with this situation.

**2BlackJack1**

*offers CREEEEEEED a flask of liquor*

I don't smoke, but you might appreciate this?

**zombiekila707**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Woah, slow down there fellas. People are handing out free cigars, and I haven't got any? Something is seriously wrong with this situation.

H-here you go...

*Hands over cigar, then lights one for self*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Relaxes slightly] Man this room gets antsy sometimes.

Hm, on one hand you're an Imperial... On the other you do piss off Tzeentch more than anyone else. [Hands Creeeeed a box of cigars]

**aldo**

[takes a cigar, breaks it apart and eats the tobacco]
Green Blossoms!
[Stamina Recover increases]
Anyone wants a drink?
[starts drinking estus like crazy]

**LeCacty**

BEHOLD ME! THE GRAND FLYING CACTUS OF... where are we?

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Hush Mr flying cactus, we're having a smoke. *puffs out cigar smoke*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Pets the cactus absent-mindedly]

**LeCacty**

*purrs* YES, WE PURR. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEDGE!

**brochtree**

Cigars! can i get one?

*grins*

I haven't tried to hurt you.

*takes big gulp of Grog.*

**2BlackJack1**

*sits down away from cigar smoke and quietly sips on flask*

I tend not to smoke, it makes storytelling to the Krootlings much harder if your lungs are ruined. Of course, bionic lungs get rid of the side effects, but I prefer my original ones.

*watches several Kroot walk into the room*

There you are. I was wondering where you went. None of you have mutations, right? No? Good. I didn't want to have to cut anything off, that tends to be painful for both parties.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Hands brochtree a box of them] They're nothing sinister. Just decent cigars.

Blackjack, cigars are a little less bad for you than smokes, as you hold the smoke in your mouth rather than the lungs. Still not great, but the lesser of the evils.
Either way, not my lungs I'm burning out. [Takes a drag]

++ About that... ++

I'm getting to it. Need to work out how to de-possess you without killing you or ripping your soul out. May be messy.

**2BlackJack1**

Either way, I'll pass. Will we need another toaster for this experiment? I'm not sure how many of them we have around here...

*sees nurglings walk over to Kroot*

No, none of that! I just found out they got off lightly from the warp. I really don't need this.

**zombiekila707**

*Pulls out a small blue horror and puts it into strange looking device, it begins screaming*

Got some b-b-blue horror *Burp* warp dust on the way if anyone wants to get "Schwifty!"

*dumps a fine blue powder on one of the tables and snorts some of it*

Woah! About to get Schwifty in here! *Eyes become a bright blue*

**ChiliPowderKeg**

[rain noises]

**LeCacty**

Gakgakgakgakgak!

**Verviedi**

*Checks on kitchen*
The toaster is currently having an existential crisis. Would a microwave be OK for conciousness transfer?

**Buttery Commissar**

...I don't think it'll be necessary to have him leave this body. You have a gloom prism, I seem to remember? We can use that to loosen the warp influence.
Removes the need for injury, and the possibility of dragging him to hell accidentally.

[Sits in armchair and naps, listening to rain sounds]

**2BlackJack1**

*grabs Rick's portal gun and fires it, opening a portal go a random dimension.*

*ushers the nurglings through said portal and hands Rick his gun back*

Hope you don't mind me using that. I didn't want my Kroot getting sick. Those buggers can do some real damage to you when you don't suspect it...

*realization belatedly dawns*

How many people did I just kill?

**Co'tor Shas**

Ah, a fellow tau! Greetings.

**2BlackJack1**

Hello there! I'm Kroot Shaper Boran Sok, but most call me BlackJack. Bit of a nickname I've picked up in my career.

**Verviedi**

Yep, got it right here.
*Points at belt*
How would we go about the depossession?

**Buttery Commissar**

++ Bring him something relatively harmless to jump into, like a blank or a servitor. The prism would hopefully weaken the warp connection enough that it won't kill either of us doing so. ++

[Mumbles in sleep about postal stamps]

**KaptinBadrukk**

*activates*

Please state the nature of the medical emergency

*sees BC*

What is that?

**2BlackJack1**

He's been, well, *scratches neck* possessed by a daemon. We're figuring it out though, so please, please, do not do anything drastic like shooting him. It'll harm BC more than the daemon. So far, the daemon's been complying.

**KaptinBadrukk**

As a physician, I am programmed to do no harm. But how are we going to get BC out of the daemon?

**2BlackJack1**

Well, the gloom prism should weaken the hold on BC, and the daemon could leave without causing a warp storm, or melting BC, or tearing his soul out. You know, basic stuff when you mess with daemons.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Ahem

*to BC*

Hello, Mr. Daemon. I hear you have taken possession of a man?

**Matthew**

HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie