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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Matthew wrote:
HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie

>pepe
>reddit

you fething normie

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Pulls out Gloom Prism and pushes a blank over to BC*

So, what do we do now? I would rather be careful to avoid horribly damaging-

*Drops gloom prism and it activates*




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Matthew wrote:
HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie

>pepe
>reddit

you fething normie


OOC: TNB!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE NAME OF KHORNE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BIC: Hello, sir.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up suddenly and stands as the prism activates] Not so close- [Eyes roll back and a nosebleed starts] Oh hell... [Regains composure]

Well guys, I'd love to say it's been nice knowing you, but the bullet wounds and the repeated attempted murder would say otherwise...
[Bows]
[Mumbles words that make no sense] [Straightens up and gradually transforms back to being a human commissar, with a very hole-filled uniform]

Well, that's... draughtier than it used to be.
..! [Takes off hat and covers back of trousers] We really should have done this in private. [Shuffles into butter tank to get changed]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Good. The daemon is gone.

*goes to BC*

Are you all right, sir?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Matthew wrote:
HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie

>pepe
>reddit

you fething normie


OOC: TNB!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE NAME OF KHORNE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BIC: Hello, sir.

This soldier has been playing an awful lot of Battlefield lately.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Hooray! It worked! Now all I need is a way to turn it off!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Matthew wrote:
HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie

>pepe
>reddit

you fething normie


OOC: TNB!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE NAME OF KHORNE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BIC: Hello, sir.

This soldier has been playing an awful lot of Battlefield lately.


OOC: Is that In Character or Out of Character?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Steps out of tank dressed presentably] ..Where did Perron end up? [Looks at blank and waves hand back and forth] Doesn't seem he made it in there.
Guess that prism cancelled out his powers. [Scratches head]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Perron...the Daemon? He vanished.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Nice to see you having full control over your body again. I'd day this calls for a celebration.

*pulls out a flask and starts passing it around*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest






NOOOOOOOOOORMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*pours a little bit of whiskey into Cacty's flower pot*

This should help you calm down.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Mysterious Techpriest






Aww yiss!
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

You know, I think I'm gonna sit this one out. Being awake and intact is pretty much enough for now. [Sits on arm of chair and looks around]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I think I'm going to run out of battery soon, might as well use the rest before plugging myself in for the night.

*Steps into newly self-repaired room and whistles*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Changing Our Legion's Name





*rushes back in, spotting rick after returning from a frivolous search looking extremely disheveled and terrorized*

RICK! RIIIIIICK! Portal now! we gotta goooooooooo! No time to explain, just QUICK we need to leave! OOOOooooooOOOO! * Out of breath panting*

*[There seems to be a large cut on his forehead, blood dribbling down the right side of his face, and limping slightly on his left leg, shoes untied, his left pant leg ripped as though by teeth, or perhaps claws? He has few wounds, most light scratches besides the one above his eye, and his hands are covered in dirt, blood (his own or anothers isn't clear), and some kind of black grease.]*

*whips around to peer closely behind his entry point, as though expecting some kind of creature or animal, perhaps xenos (scum), to give chase. Tucked into his back pocket is a sheathed knife, apparently archaic and ceremonial in appearance, an ornate silver hilt inlaid with rubies poking from a thick leather scabbard.*

OOC: very close to what I imagined, with ruby's in the pommel and grip: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/94/5d/cd/945dcdd4043201ca808417ef27c25d0a.jpg

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/14 05:09:58


 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

Err, FIRE! *Shoots a few earth shakers at blacktemplar*

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*rounds explode off energy shield, resounding loudly.

Now, now, nothing can hurt you here. At least not for long.
Here drink this and calm down.

*hands Morty a glass filled with a syrupy reddish-brown liquid, steaming slightly*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Changing Our Legion's Name





*incoming* whoa , artillery? what the heck kind of shield is that huh? seems pretty weak-sauce to me bro.

*Accepts offered probable taujizz*
What is this stuff? *slurp* ooh, hot. it's a bit nutty, like almonds. y'know I've never dealt with you gash-faces before but this, uh- is it tea? whatever. its not bad though.

WTF Creed? My grandpa helps all of humanity and more when it comes to fethed up situations, so y'know, why don't you just chill, here have some of this alien drink, it might go well with that cigar y'know?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Matthew wrote:
HE IS NO MAN, FOR HE HANGS ON REDDIT. *mumbles* fething pleb normie

>pepe
>reddit

you fething normie


OOC: TNB!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE NAME OF KHORNE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

BIC: Hello, sir.

This soldier has been playing an awful lot of Battlefield lately.


OOC: Is that In Character or Out of Character?

We all know that to me that distinction means nothing. Breaking the fourth wall, woohey!

   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Woah there, child. What's been chasing you? By the looks of it you barely escaped some sort of skitarii that has the ferocity of an ork.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

I'm...not a skitarri,

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Heads into kitchen and returns with tray of coffee mug] [Sets it on table]

[Looks at Morty] What you been thieving there, kid? More importantly, who've you pissed off?

Eh, you know what, not sure I want to know...

[Small psyker emerges from butter tank, takes one look at BC and runs back inside] Hey! I'm not scary! I'm not possessed or heretical any more...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*to the psyker*

That is right. He is not a Daemon any more.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Appears behind Morty*

Don't worry, I'm sure that everything is going to be perfectly alright with Rick. It's not like he's going to die horribly or anything!

*Casually injects a syringe full of nanites and tranquiliser into Morty's neck and begins hauling him into a back room with a mechanical arm and surgical table*

Now you...

I don't know much about servitorization, but I'm sure you're not technically going to die.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Runs after Verviedi] Woah now, that's a bit extreme, even if his grandfather is an ass...
Besides he's only a kid, and what, four foot six? He's hardly going to be a great servitor.

[Looks back at butter tank where small girl is cowering] That's really not reassuring.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





Little girl he not pink thing anymore. if he try hurt you i stop him.

*nods at the little girl then turns to look at BC.*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

May I have any leftover parts of the boy, if we do the procedure? I'm not used to going this long without human for at least part of a meal. It's... worrying me.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Hey, leave him alone! He's the one of the only people in this room as short as me. It's nice to not feel really short all the time.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
 
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