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2011/01/22 22:41:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
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2011/01/22 22:43:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asherian Command wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
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2011/01/22 22:44:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Alex disagrees with you little droogie. 
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2011/01/22 22:45:43
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
Nothing can beat Australian hats! NOTHING!
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2011/01/22 22:48:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
Nothing can beat Australian hats! NOTHING!
An angry Kangaroo could beat it.
 Automatically Appended Next Post: Incidentally...I believe all of this is still on topic,as somewhere a female is reading these post and shaking her head.
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2011/01/22 22:52:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:FITZZ wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Melissia wrote:Why don't more men wear codpieces? It worked for Judge Dredd in that movie where Stallone masqueraded as a bad Judge Dredd imitation.
uhhh. maybe because no one has ever thought of that >.>
Why don't more people wear Hats? Yeah that is my question... Why doesn't anyone here wear hats more often like I do. I hate going to school with the enforced No Hats rule.
Again Clockwork Orange has that covered.
I like my hats better.
Mine's better.
Nothing can beat Australian hats! NOTHING!
I'm sorry man, but you don't get more manly than a beard hat.
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2011/01/22 22:53:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend.
The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
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2011/01/22 22:53:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
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2011/01/22 22:57:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissia wrote:Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend.
The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
Always found it amusing that that particular myth took hold.
" Look that man is balding and wearing a hat,obviously the hat caused the balding."
" Umm...no...he's wearing the hat Because he's balding." 
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I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/22 22:57:05
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do? 
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2011/01/22 22:59:14
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
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2011/01/22 23:00:13
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend.
The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
Always found it amusing that that particular myth took hold.
" Look that man is balding and wearing a hat,obviously the hat caused the balding."
" Umm...no...he's wearing the hat Because he's balding."
I think some men look rather dashing in hats. Most men probably would look a bit more attractive in the proper style of hat.
Many women too, unless they spend so much time with their hair.
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2011/01/22 23:01:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend. The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
Always found it amusing that that particular myth took hold. " Look that man is balding and wearing a hat,obviously the hat caused the balding." " Umm...no...he's wearing the hat Because he's balding."
I think some men look rather dashing in hats. Most men probably would look a bit more attractive in the proper style of hat. Many women too, unless they spend so much time with their hair.
Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
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2011/01/22 23:02:55
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
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2011/01/22 23:03:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females. 
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2011/01/22 23:03:59
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Melissia wrote:FITZZ wrote:Melissia wrote:Fafnir wrote:I don't like wearing hats. Not to mention that they are one of the factors that can increase the chances of male pattern baldness.
That's not actually true, ti's an urban legend.
The only reason hats might cause hair loss is if you don't clean them enough.
Always found it amusing that that particular myth took hold.
" Look that man is balding and wearing a hat,obviously the hat caused the balding."
" Umm...no...he's wearing the hat Because he's balding."
I think some men look rather dashing in hats. Most men probably would look a bit more attractive in the proper style of hat.
Many women too, unless they spend so much time with their hair.
I did have a Bowler I was quite fond of wearing many years back,most folks seemed to like it.
But lately I've sort of given up on hats,with the exception of the occasional baseball cap.
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I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/22 23:05:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females.
Sorry. and no. Thats not being a jerk, thats called. Its fine. I am fine with you sending it to the girl. And that is not being a jerk in my book. Being a jerk is when you punch a girl in the face. Or when you kiss a girl that didn't want to kiss until she got with the man she wanted to marry. Yes that is a jerk. The thing I said to do to me is not being a jerk. Its normal.
And for saying slutty. What do you want me to replace it with? Blarg? Actually blarg would be fine honk blarg.
And Melissia that is true.
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2011/01/22 23:07:34
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
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2011/01/22 23:08:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
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2011/01/22 23:09:04
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Eh, it's probably a southern thing as much as anything, I don't hear it often but saying someone is "rather dashing in that coat" or something like that does happen occasionally.
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2011/01/22 23:11:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
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2011/01/22 23:11:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Like as hell i will show this to any of the girls I know of . Cheesecat don't get any ideas!
Huh? What would I do?
Send the web address to the girl i showed you XD. Because there is some info on here on her.
Also another question. Why is it that girls have necessity to complain about everything on facebook and act well kinda slutty on facebook? Is it the same reason why I am more bold and outgoing when I am online?
To answer the first part, why would I do that do you think I'm some jerk or something? To answer the second part would you stop using the word "slut" because it's derogatory and discriminating towards females.
Sorry. and no. Thats not being a jerk, thats called. Its fine. I am fine with you sending it to the girl. And that is not being a jerk in my book. Being a jerk is when you punch a girl in the face. Or when you kiss a girl that didn't want to kiss until she got with the man she wanted to marry. Yes that is a jerk. The thing I said to do to me is not being a jerk. Its normal.
And for saying slutty. What do you want me to replace it with? Blarg? Actually blarg would be fine honk blarg.
And Melissia that is true.
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
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2011/01/22 23:12:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Slarg232 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel! Cheesecat wrote: So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
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2011/01/22 23:13:00
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Asherian Command wrote:Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
..... No one deserves that, man....
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2011/01/22 23:13:11
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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But what if they show those certain really bad Star Trek movies? You know which ones...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/01/22 23:14:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
And once again...Clockwork Orange has that covered. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/01/22 23:14:33
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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I didn't watch Star Trek lol.
And no they forced me to watch twilight its time for them to get their wishes thrown back at them.
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2011/01/22 23:15:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Kamloops, BC
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Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
Cheesecat wrote:
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
Uh, why?
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2011/01/22 23:16:52
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cheesecat wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Melissia wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Dude you just use the word dashing? If any girl used terms like that. THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME!
I am a nerd.
Quick, we must find a way to make more girls nerds!
Expose them to a marathon of Fireflys!
I got the Firefly! Anyone ahve a TV channel?
Tie them down in a chair and make them watch Sci-fi Channel!
Cheesecat wrote:
So me potentially embarrassing you in front of a girl or damaging your relationship with her is something you're OK with?
Dude she is a nerd. Plus she wouldn't probably care. She is nerdy than I am sometimes. She is a LOTR Fantatic. And when I told her i have a signature of all the major actors.... She went Ludicariously insane. But no chances of getting laid.. *DRAT*
Uh, why?
Because she's not real?
Because she signed a virginity pledge?
Because she's a trap?
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2011/01/22 23:18:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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She thinks of me as a really good thread. -.- I hate the friend zone thing. But eh. Whatever. Its not like she is like my soul-mate or some crap like that. Just a girl I like nothing else.
Summing it up I am stuck in the Friend Zone with that one. It might also have to do with her British Friend who is a girl. And we bat heads against each other. And the british girl has a faternal twin. And we actually got in a fight. That might have something to do with it.
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