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**ChargerIIC**

Granted. He wants a java based iOS app that combines the best features if MySpace, Google and Facebook. That's the entire requirements document right there.

I wish my duck was a real duck and not a foam cow with 'duck' written on the side

**snurl**

Granted. You have a real duck with foam cow written on the side.

I wish for a fun night.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's so fun you will wake up with no recollection and a monster hangover. Also, it now burns when you take a leak.

I wish the tickets I have for the Saturday NIN show at the Hard Rock were for tonight's show instead.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Tonight's show is cancelled due to technical issues.

I wish I was more proficient with Liquid Green Stuff.

**snurl**

Granted. You are able to put it up your nose and retrieve it from your eye socket.

I wish for a sock puppet detector.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it hasn't stopped going off since you turned it on...

I wish I owned a large, 4 bedroom house.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You have to rent it out on Air BnB and live in the basement.

I wish I had a 4K TV...

**snurl**

Granted. Now if you only had a signal.

I wish for good weather to grill in.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. There are now 5 seasons: Spring, Winter, Summer, Fall, and HellFire - that time when thousands of random fires fall from the sky to kill, maim and cause masive property damage. We all put our sausages outside knowing that they, like the neighbors dog and several of your family members, will soon be crispy and delicious smelling.

I wish I still had my childhood transformer toys

**gruebot**

GRANTED! They're melting in the back seat of your car right now.

I wish the PS4 were backwards compatible...

**snurl**

Granted. You can play any game facing backwards. But not too well.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. Given the sudden series of explosive cysts on your genitalia, you can't even feel your shoulders

I wish for a 96 ounce Cat Pow! drink

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Turns out it's really just Hawaiian Punch.

I wish the T.O.'s would allow Lords of War in the tournament this weekend...

**snurl**

Granted. But your force is labeled WAAC and no one will play you.

I wish to begin cutting foam this evening.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! 2.2 seconds into cutting your foam cutter breaks.

I wish the Combat Roster was useful...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it's only available in Gaelic

I wish I had the perfect GT winning list for 40k

**snurl**

Granted. But you could never afford it.

I wish to see painted armies.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but your own miniatures revert to bare plastic every morning.

I wish shapeways produced their goods faster

**gruebot**

GRANTED! But the quality of their products has gone WAAAAAAAY down.

I wish Disgustingly Resilient was on a 4+...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You lose all your dice, it doesn't matter.

I wish all the Fallout: Wasteland Warfare stuff I ordered would arrive tomorrow.

**snurl**

Granted. It arrives tomorrow with a note that says half of it is on backorder.

I wish to see more fun stuff like yesterday.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted but every time you smile, someone you love will die

I wish to be immune to disease

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You live out the rest of your days in agonizing pain being dissected and studied by evil scientists.

I wish I could work from home...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Your company moves your home to Qatar.

I wish I could unzip peoples' heads and massage common sense into their brains.

**snurl**

Granted. But the common sense causes them to scream in pain, then beat you to a pulp. Every. Time.

I wish to read more Order of the Stick.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but your constant reading has locked everyone else out from reading it. There's a mob forming to beat you to a pulp.

I wish The Other Side stuff would release tomorrow.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Every kit is miscast and missing pieces.

I wish the Willow blu ray wasn't so expensive...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You can now buy the Chinese-language version for 50 cents. It's also not for players from your region.

**ChargerIIC**

Lupus Mortem wrote:
Granted. You can now buy the Chinese-language version for 50 cents. It's also not for players from your region.

Granted. You get nothing!

I wish I wasn't needed for these after hours software deployments

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are not needed but you have to go anyway.

I wish I could see through walls...