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2018/06/28 15:09:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can see framework and pipes and electrical wires.
I wish i could see through this cat.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2018/06/28 17:36:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted! You now see through cats. But not through the contains of its digestion system.
I wish I could drill a hole into a liquid.
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1970/01/01 19:50:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! But it only works on cat pee.
I wish to go to a fun theme park...
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2018/06/28 18:46:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. A terrible misunderstanding lands you a sexual assault conviction and a lifetime ban from being within 200 yards of a school or public gathering place.
I wish I could carpool to work
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/29 00:30:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. Your carpool is all sanitation workers and they smell beyond bad.
I wish the new season of The Expanse on Amazon Prime started today.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/29 14:54:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But it's only available in Mandarin.
I wish for a fun weekend.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/29 15:09:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Each time you smile a kitten dies. Have fun!
I wish I could find my Prismacolor markers...
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2018/06/29 16:47:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. They are present in a loved one's stomach, killing them slowly.
I wish I could write whatever code I damn well please.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/29 16:51:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. A GTA San Andreas cheat list appears in front of you and the game launches itself whenever you turn on your computer.
I wish I could ride a unicycle.
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2018/06/29 18:57:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! But theres no seat.
I wish I could juggle...
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2018/06/29 19:04:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but you can only juggle live babies.
I wish our cats could paint miniatures.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/29 20:11:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. It paints pictures of its favorite food cans all over the miniature. And walls too.
I wish to know the recipe for Coca-Cola.
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2018/06/29 21:45:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You'll never want to drink any soft drink again. The memories are too much, too vivid, a terrible truth that haunts your soul.
I wish for a cheesecake.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/29 22:34:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! It's pork flavored.
I wish I were gaming right now...
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2018/06/29 23:18:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You are forced to play Super Mario with your significantly younger relative who isn't able to understand how the game works and keeps asking still the same questions for a whole weekend.
I wish other players in my FLGS also made some terrain pieces.
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2018/06/30 12:29:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They make many terrain pieces suitable for Barbie and other 11 inch fashion dolls. In bright pink, of course.
I wish i could see fireworks from an airplane.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/01 04:41:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Somebody shouts that one made-up being is great before the fireworks begin.
I wish the Emperor of Mankind was real
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2018/07/01 06:21:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But he has been sleeping for a thousand years, and shows no signs of awakening soon.
I wish for more AWESOME FIREWORKS! Like we had tonight by the river.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/01 06:53:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You are an eye-witness of a tactical nuclear strike on your city.
I wish pit traps were popular again.
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2018/07/01 15:23:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You find a new one everywhere you go.
I wish to install a pit trap on my porch.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/02 08:25:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Skittari
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Granted, any parcel delivered to your house falls into it. (along with the postman)
I wish everything on ebay was free.
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"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid, and my mother made me eat it. And I'm president of the United States, and I'm not going to eat anymore broccoli." George W. Bush. |
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2018/07/02 14:39:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it's a hack the federal government traces to your wifi signal. It's just a question if the stay-at-home business folks or the FBI get you first.
I wish animal crackers screamed when you bit them.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/07/02 16:04:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! They scream in ecstasy as they love being eaten and are immediately outlawed by Jeff Sessions.
I wish Mordheim would get a reboot...
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2018/07/03 01:55:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Mordheim is rebooted into a Lego playset.
I wish for more fireworks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/03 20:08:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! They're all duds.
I wish for a new FAT Mat...
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2018/07/03 20:16:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You got one for free, but with anime cat-girls instead of terrain printed on.
I wish for a cool, exercise treadmill.
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2018/07/03 22:49:12
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. The CrotchMurderMaster 9000 is star of a lot of secret snuff films.
I wish for a peaceful evening and a cup of hot chocolate.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/07/04 03:48:18
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But said "peaceful evening and a cup of hot chocolate" doesn't occur until the hottest day of Summer 2037.
I wish I had the original Batmobile in mint condition in my garage.
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2018/07/04 12:58:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The bat-locator finds it and remotely fires it up and brings it back home, straight through your garage door.
I wish to find the perfect skyrocket.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/05 14:27:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You found it in San Francisco, where your purchase attempt dumps you in jail for the next three years you freedom hating villain!
I wish I had a copy of the Kill Team rulebook right now
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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