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2018/06/14 17:04:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. He wants a java based iOS app that combines the best features if MySpace, Google and Facebook. That's the entire requirements document right there.
I wish my duck was a real duck and not a foam cow with 'duck' written on the side
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/15 14:07:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a real duck with foam cow written on the side.
I wish for a fun night.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/15 17:29:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. It's so fun you will wake up with no recollection and a monster hangover. Also, it now burns when you take a leak.
I wish the tickets I have for the Saturday NIN show at the Hard Rock were for tonight's show instead.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/15 21:13:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Tonight's show is cancelled due to technical issues.
I wish I was more proficient with Liquid Green Stuff.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/06/15 21:14:14
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2018/06/16 14:20:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are able to put it up your nose and retrieve it from your eye socket.
I wish for a sock puppet detector.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/18 14:35:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it hasn't stopped going off since you turned it on...
I wish I owned a large, 4 bedroom house.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/18 15:28:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You have to rent it out on Air BnB and live in the basement.
I wish I had a 4K TV...
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2018/06/19 15:01:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now if you only had a signal.
I wish for good weather to grill in.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/19 17:23:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. There are now 5 seasons: Spring, Winter, Summer, Fall, and HellFire - that time when thousands of random fires fall from the sky to kill, maim and cause masive property damage. We all put our sausages outside knowing that they, like the neighbors dog and several of your family members, will soon be crispy and delicious smelling.
I wish I still had my childhood transformer toys
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/06/19 17:24:17
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/19 19:01:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! They're melting in the back seat of your car right now.
I wish the PS4 were backwards compatible...
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2018/06/20 12:17:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can play any game facing backwards. But not too well.
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/20 14:16:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. Given the sudden series of explosive cysts on your genitalia, you can't even feel your shoulders
I wish for a 96 ounce Cat Pow! drink
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/20 15:00:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Turns out it's really just Hawaiian Punch.
I wish the T.O.'s would allow Lords of War in the tournament this weekend...
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2018/06/21 12:46:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But your force is labeled WAAC and no one will play you.
I wish to begin cutting foam this evening.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/22 20:09:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! 2.2 seconds into cutting your foam cutter breaks.
I wish the Combat Roster was useful...
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2018/06/22 22:05:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it's only available in Gaelic
I wish I had the perfect GT winning list for 40k
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/23 14:06:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you could never afford it.
I wish to see painted armies.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/25 14:39:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but your own miniatures revert to bare plastic every morning.
I wish shapeways produced their goods faster
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/25 15:52:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! But the quality of their products has gone WAAAAAAAY down.
I wish Disgustingly Resilient was on a 4+...
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2018/06/26 06:50:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. You lose all your dice, it doesn't matter.
I wish all the Fallout: Wasteland Warfare stuff I ordered would arrive tomorrow.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/26 13:04:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It arrives tomorrow with a note that says half of it is on backorder.
I wish to see more fun stuff like yesterday.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/26 14:20:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted but every time you smile, someone you love will die
I wish to be immune to disease
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/26 15:50:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You live out the rest of your days in agonizing pain being dissected and studied by evil scientists.
I wish I could work from home...
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2018/06/26 22:53:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. Your company moves your home to Qatar.
I wish I could unzip peoples' heads and massage common sense into their brains.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/27 13:19:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the common sense causes them to scream in pain, then beat you to a pulp. Every. Time.
I wish to read more Order of the Stick.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/06/27 14:45:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but your constant reading has locked everyone else out from reading it. There's a mob forming to beat you to a pulp.
I wish The Other Side stuff would release tomorrow.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/27 15:19:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Every kit is miscast and missing pieces.
I wish the Willow blu ray wasn't so expensive...
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2018/06/27 23:31:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. You can now buy the Chinese-language version for 50 cents. It's also not for players from your region.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/06/28 04:57:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Lupus Mortem wrote:Granted. You can now buy the Chinese-language version for 50 cents. It's also not for players from your region.
Granted. You get nothing!
I wish I wasn't needed for these after hours software deployments
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/06/28 15:03:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are not needed but you have to go anyway.
I wish I could see through walls...
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