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**snurl**

Granted. It holds thousands of books, but rearranges them into random locations every so often.

I wish to remove the empty house next door.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the explosion took out your house and the evidence points to you as the bomb maker.

I wish for a home cleaning robot

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's really really loud and only works when your trying to sleep.

I wish for a full set of Madalorian armor...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But due to a slip up at Wish Central, you receive a full suit of Mandarin Armor...made from 15K baby oranges segments.

I wish my English Bulldog could talk and liked sipping Bourbon.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. Everything gets lost in it.

I wish I could turn down the outside temperature by about 20 degrees.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the climate change was accelerated by about 100 years when you did it. It's a race!

I wish the Rogue Trooper movie would be a great movie.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It will be as great as Warcraft.

I wish I had a Carne Asada burrito with extra Cilantro and Onions on a plate on my desk right now.

**snurl**

Granted. You also get a suprise gift of a roll of toilet paper and a large air freshener.

I wish to begin a new routine.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's 'Defending myself from the horde of cyberneticcly augmented attack crows as 5:00,6:00, and 7:00'.

I wish Warhammer 40,000 could have a major event without a bunch of drama afterwards.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It's called the Black Rock City Open held at Burning Man after which everyone eats magic mushrooms and forgets they even played an event at all.

I wish Amazon would make a show based on Tales from the Loop...

**Girthquake**

wish granted....but amazon is bankrupted. I wish games workshop would stop dropping new games while the ork codex still isn't out

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but the lack of sales from Specialist Games causes GW to push Ork Codex development out three years as GW Staff are transffered to the other brand office.

I wish the Space Wolf codex would contain rules for Bear, Badger, and Duck themed Sons of Russ.

**snurl**

Granted. Now nobody plays anything else.

I wish my worthless neighbors had not left their cat locked in the house when they were evicted.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. The cat ends up with good owners and I hate animal cruelty so your wish is not corrupted.

I wish I would have not smoked the GW crack that's also known as Kill Team preorders.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead you've stolen the master models from GW headquarters. Now thousands of fanboys are trying to hunt you down.

I wish for inspiration.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You have been inspired by the US president to get yourself a Russian mail order bride.

I wish I could sleep in late...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You Sleep through an eccentric billionaires huge cash giveaway a mile from your house.

I wish I didn't have a feeling of dread before and during reading the morning news.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You are now a huge Fox and CNN news fanboy and celebrate each news hour irregardless of how disparate they are in message.

I wish Canada was America's 51st state

**snurl**

Granted. You still get their nickles in your change.

I wish Kickstarters were less tempting.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! All future Kickstarters will be managed by Darrell, formerly of Beasts of War.

I wish my Mordheim terrain would finish building itself...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! It has surprisingly amazing architectural skills, akin to Frank Lloyd Wright, and now your Mordheim looks like a gaming table of small Guggenheim Museums.

I wish I could play the Cello like a Symphony professional.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted you play it like a professional flutist, boy that hurts your lips.

I wish for a rocket car

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You immediately crash it.

I wish to upgrade my PC...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You upgrade and along with google it becomes self-aware and enslaves humanity.

I wish there was a White Castle close by.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But Harold and Kumar ate all the sliders.

I wish Trump had to pay a 25% Douchebag Tax every time he lies.

**snurl**

Granted. And his nose grows a foot too.

I wish for an unbiased news source.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You don't like what it has to say about your political views.

I wish California would quit catching on fire.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! California has crumbled into the ocean.

I wish I were a Gundam pilot...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but since you're now small enough to fit in a gundam model kit box a passing cat eats you.

I wish I could be single on weekends.

**Valkyrie**

Granted but you're now too ugly to attract women.

I wish I could never be hungry again.