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2018/07/27 01:39:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. The colon/intestinal cancer put you on an IV Diet for the rest of your life
I wish for an everlasting gobstopper
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/07/27 11:11:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You got an endless bag. Since there was an infinite amount of gobstoppers, thus weighting an infinite amount of Kgs, it created a supermassive black hole that destroyed the Milky Way.
I wish to be a real Tech-priest.
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2018/07/27 14:02:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. In about 100 years, with a good record, you will be promoted to Acolyte.
I wish to buy a 2019 Barracuda.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/27 14:56:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, you wake up in the morning with your brand new car and all your other world posessions being loaded onto a truck. There's a note from the car dealership stating 'No Take-Backsies'.
I wish I could get delicious burritos delivered to me at work.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/07/27 16:25:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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Granted, but they're far too sloppy to eat without ruining your work clothes.
I wish I could always wake up fresh in the morning without needing tea and a smoke first.
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2018/07/28 04:27:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. You need coffee and a dip instead.
I wish we used quatloos for money.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/07/28 11:55:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You died in the arena while fighting for them.
I wish I could walk through walls.
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2018/07/28 13:23:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get tremendous bills from people whose walls you've wrecked.
I wish to eat at a nice restaurant soon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/28 17:53:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You went on a date with the hottest girl you know, but she left after you told her you are collecting plastic figurines. At least you now sit at a nice restaurant. Alone. With her bill to pay.
I wish I could sit faster than you can walk.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/07/28 17:53:51
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2018/07/28 23:57:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but the first time you sit down at your job you kill a coworker that gets in your way.
I wish Zeppelin would do a 50th anniversary tour.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/07/29 11:39:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Zeppelin has forgotten all of their words. So they hum.
I wish to see more concerts.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/29 21:21:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You win free tickets for life to The Trumpapalooza Family Christmas sing-a-long. Melania's Count Dracula-esque accent really drives home 'Jingle Bells'.
I wish tennis balls were really Tribbles.
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2018/07/30 11:02:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Tennis players hate you.
I wish to find time for everything.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/07/30 16:38:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You have all the time and none of the means to do anything.
I wish I were a GKR Pilot...
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2018/07/30 22:15:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but as soon as there's a lawsuit from Bandai you will cease to exist.
I wish I was the Kwisatz Haderach.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/07/31 05:28:51
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You are the Kwisatz Haderach on a planet of Kwisatz Haderachs.
I wish Peanut Butter wasn't so fattening.
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2018/07/31 14:19:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Greanted. It's poisonous.
I wish I could be in two places at once
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/07/31 15:25:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are at the US-Mexico border with one foot in El Paso and the other in Juarez.
I wish the 2011 Conan the Barbarian movie had actually been any good...
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2018/07/31 20:51:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. It was so good now every movie shall be about barbarians.
I wish that big lunch wouldn't have made me sleepy.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/08/01 15:13:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! That big lunch belonged to a heavy weight boxing champion who knocked you out for eating it.
I wish dinosaurs still roamed the earth...
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2018/08/01 16:01:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. Hundreds of old people and children have been eaten. Everyone blames you.
I wish people grew feathers as evolution intended
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/01 16:45:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. Humans grow feathers on their faces, but nowhere else.
I wish communism disappeared from the face of the Earth.
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2018/08/01 17:05:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Communism has been replaced with Burning Man's "Gift Economy".
I wish for an Art Car...
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2018/08/02 02:06:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You've got a Cadillac Escalade adorned with a glam centerfold-style layout of Sarah Huckabee Sanders airbrushed across the entirety of it.
I wish I owned a chalet in Chamonix.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/08/02 02:06:47
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2018/08/02 14:26:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. But you are banned/exiled from France after someone releases the previous owners were killed in a terrible occult ceremony and nobody can find evidence that you acquired the Chalet legitimately
I wish to own the means to interstellar space flight.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/08/02 16:11:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lord of the Fleet
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Granted. You now have a craft capable of travelling across space, although you are the only passenger and must spend years isolated during the journey.
I wish I could get the hang of highlighting and blending models.
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2018/08/03 12:07:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You understand it percectly but still screw it up every time.
I wish to paint some more blacklight attractions.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/08/03 12:37:27
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Trump commissions a giant blacklight painting of himself and Count Chocula, erm, Melania on the side of the White House.
I wish I could get a table at Alinea any time I wanted.
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2018/08/03 13:39:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted, but all the personnel there are morbidly obese, ugly and naked.
I wish I won the Eurojackpot.
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2018/08/03 14:25:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it was an accident by a hacker looking to make themselves rich and you now look like an accompliance.
I wish for a life-sized leman russ
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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