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**Hawky**

Granted. You are transported back in time to 65 million BCE.

I wish to be healthy.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You have a few moments of near blissful health before a falling toilet seat from the ISS cuts off your legs, leaving forever branded the 'toilet seat cripple'

I wish for a 5 bedroom house.

**Valkyrie**

Granted. You now have a lovely 5-bedroom doll house.

I wish I had any idea of what I'm meant to be doing at work, instead of corrupting internet wishes.

**Hawky**

Granted. Your angry boss who just entered your office will tell you.

I wish to be that angry boss.

**snurl**

Granted. You are now a butt-ugly 55 year old bitch with a bad temper and a mean streak a mile wide on a good day.

I wish to never have to endure someone like that.

**As Foretold**

Granted. But you are now that person.

I wish 2018 never ends.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It is now President Trumps 200th year in office. The middle-eastern war is now over 2 centuries old and they've gone from drafting capable americans to anyone with a pulse. You've served as a private in the eternal war for at least a century now. People have stopped aging, and some women have been pregnant for a hundred years or more. It's 2018 again, the eternal hell of 2018. It is into this eternal nightmare that an investigative journalist finally determines who made such a damnable wish. You are 40 miles into unforgiving desert and every other human being on earth wants you dead. Good luck.

I wish Forgeworld had a 20% discount instead of a 20% price range increase.

**Hawky**

Granted, but they sell the Middle-Earth stuff only

I wish to go for a vacation to 1930s.

**snurl**

Granted. But you spend the whole time in line at a soup kitchen.

I wish the beer had not run out.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It was your liver. Your liver ran out.

I wish to know the future.

**Hawky**

Granted. You put a sign saying "THE END IS NEAR!" around your neck and walk the streets while ringing a bell. Nobody seems to listen.

I wish for Chuck Norris to be on my birthday party.

**snurl**

Granted. You make too much noise and awaken Chuck Norris, who is sleeping next door. He crashes in and is all over your party in about 2 minutes.

I wish for popcorn.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted - but it's unmaintained and not in use any more :
https://github.com/mozilla/popcorn-js

I wish for some rain

**Hawky**

Granted. It rains. Elsewhere.

I wish for a beef steak

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Fabio shows up shirtless on your doorstep...ewww.

I wish I had a slapshot like Bobby Hull in his prime.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are now a puck and don't enjoy it.

I wish for more dwarvenite.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted but you go blind. People are little creeped out by how you strike the Dwarventie pieces you'll never see again.

I wish to ban the month of September

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted but that kills football season and the new Fall TV shows. You become the most hated man in America for doing it.

I wish I could play Kill Team all day.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. You're one kill team. The other is Seal Team Six. Rounds are live.

I wish for more wishes.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! But those wishes are all for full body waxing on your self, performed by a man nicknamed "Tuggy".

I wish my refrigerator hadn't died last night.

**snurl**

Granted. It died weeks ago, you didn't notice until the smell knocked you over.

I wish for more vacation time.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but we are in a crunch right now and all vacations will be postponed until the end of this crisis in 2050 - the crisis being that we laid off your coworkers and gave you their workload.

I wish for a giant cheeseburger

**Hawky**

Granted. You were given a magnifying glass. Suit yourself.

I wish somebody gave me a box of Cadian Shock Troopers.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. It's a huge box and now you have Cadians pacifying your area and all of your neighbors are casualties.

I wish I would have not ordered my Song Of Ice And Fire stuff from an online store and gone local instead.

**snurl**

Granted. It's all backordered until sometime next year.

I wish for a local store to support again.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. They mark up prices 25% and the employees never bathe.

We're out of coffee creamer and I wish you would go get us some more.

**snurl**

Granted. I will do it next weekend.

I wish all of my Kickstarter stuff would arrive.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but it was stolen off your front step

I wish for a Bones kickstarter to deliver on time, just to see what the Internet would do.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. People wail about how the on time delivery messes them up since they counted on it being late and Reaper is still the devil.

I wish I would have gotten some painting done today.

**kastelen**

Granted, you put your minis, paintbrushes and paint into a washing machine and had a nap.

I wish admech more models.