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2018/09/06 12:40:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But they are the wrong scale.
I wish for skunk repellant.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2018/09/06 14:29:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it attracts spiders
I wish for mastery of space and time.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/09/06 14:30:34
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/07 16:29:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are a Spacing Guild Navigator & now have to live in a Spice tank.
I wish for a Wakaliwood remake of Dune...
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2018/09/08 08:52:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. All prints of the film are confiscated by the government.
I wish for security clearance.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/08 13:52:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Your new-found access lands you a gig as Trump's spray-on tan applier.
I wish for a case of Flamin' Hot Chipotle Ranch Crunchy Cheetos.
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2018/09/08 14:09:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
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Granted, but case was run over by a truck, and is nothing more than powder.
I wish for a plain smooth peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich, on a plate, in my hand.
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Bedouin Dynasty:  10000 pts
The Silver Lances:  4000 pts
The Custodes Winter Watch 4000 pts
MajorStoffer wrote:
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Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum. |
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2018/09/09 12:56:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deadly Dark Eldar Warrior
Sydney
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Granted, but the sandwich is a 3D-printed sandwich.
I wish for infinite wealth.
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2018/09/09 16:14:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You got gifted a Metin 2 account with infinite money.
I wish I could run at the speed of sound.
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2018/09/09 16:54:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You run at it but never catch up.
I wish for less rain this week.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/10 14:36:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, there's now hail in it's stead.
I wish for some biscuits to go with my tea.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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2018/09/10 14:54:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. It's ashcake biscuits.
I wish for the freedom to only work when I want to.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/09/10 14:55:21
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/10 18:35:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, the pay is half.
I wish for my dog to be quiet.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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2018/09/10 22:00:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Now it regularly enjoys stealthily sneaking up and scaring the gak out of you at the most inopportune times.
I wish for Tiny Tim Cratchit to get well and walk again.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/09/10 22:01:13
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2018/09/10 22:33:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but his health is maintained by murdering blood relatives and consuming thier vitae. Bob Crachit's guts did nothing for him and now he stalks the streets for the one man that might keep him alive...
I wish to be normal like Normal Ted
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/11 13:31:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are so normal you become transparent, as no one notices you.
I wish to finish this frost dragon tonight.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/12 04:48:19
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You finish it tonight but it's exceedingly normal...and subsequently disappears.
I wish I had a M2A1-7 flamethrower.
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2018/09/12 08:55:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Granted! But it gets confiscated right away.
I wish I had more hobby time.
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2018/09/12 13:53:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have exactly 1 minute of extra hobby time.
I wish for some whoopie pies.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/12 15:02:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED!... Anybody seen Whoopi Goldberg lately? She seems to have gone missing... Huh?
I wish Warlord Titans came with more weapon options...
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2018/09/12 15:50:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but they are all inferior to the existing ones
I wish for good health
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/12 16:16:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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Granted, they're cardboard cut-outs.
I wish for a nice gin and tonic.
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3000pts Blood Angels (4th Company) - 2000pts Skitarii (Voss Prime) - 2500pts Imperial Knights (Unnamed House) - 1000pts Imperial Guard (Household Retainers)
2000pts Free Peoples (Edlynd Fusiliers) - 2000pts Kharadron Overlords (Barak Zilfin) - 500pts Ironweld Arsenal (Edlynd Ironwork Federation) - 1000pts Duardin (Grongrok Powderheads)
Wargaming's no fun when you have a plan! |
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2018/09/12 22:56:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! It was delicious, by the way.
I wish I knew how to use a boomerang properly.
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2018/09/13 13:00:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You know how, but you can't manage to catch one before it clobbers you offside the head.
I wish to decide on a course of action.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/13 15:00:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. It was to sleep and just let the consequences damn you.
I wish for a good book
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/13 19:49:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. It's in Mandarin.
I wish I had the Gaunt's Ghosts Kill Team miniatures right now.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/09/13 22:10:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but for timeline reasons, it's just a set of small imperial grave markers.
I wish for nothing
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/09/14 14:18:52
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/09/14 12:37:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I wish Chargerllc had made a wish.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/09/14 15:19:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! It was all for nothing!
I wish for creme brulee...
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2018/09/14 22:33:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Thanks, that was just what I needed after TheManWithNoPlan's gin and tonic! *burp*
I wish Gothmog would have gotten a hold of Denethor.
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2018/09/15 12:55:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the whole thing was cut from the book.
I wish for free beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, 
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand