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"Or for lack of a beer or a woman, fetcheth me a snickers. I won't be going anywhere for a while."

Custodian!

Here's a few...

"Look at all those people they're sacrificing down there... That's a lot of people... All day... Every day... I wonder why they're doing that?"

"Wish I had a Snickers..."

"Would you look at all these stairs... My God do I hate gold..."

"A simple band-aid would have done fine guys. You didn't have to go all 'boy in a bubble' on me."

"I still can't believe that guy stabbed me."

"..." (He's comatose.)

"My luck I'll get out of this... And then trip and fall down these damn stairs."

-J.

*Emperor: "stupid castodes dont need to use constant incense and scent oil.... i just need my diapers changed! ffffffffffffffffff"

*the emperors wrath just spawned some brownies.

AcervusVlos wrote:"I wish the Pay-Per-View on this throne changed selections more often... I've seen '300' twenty times, it's starting to lose it's appeal..."

300 never loses it appeal.

Try watching it for 10 000 years.

I'll get up and save the universe as soon as my Ipod repeats a previously played song.

Nothing the last thing he was thinking before emtombed into the throne was the hamster dance.

10,000 years later he is now the God Hamster of dobe dobe dobe do dar dobe dobe dar

"Oh I gettit, im The "god emperor", does that mean i can do whatever i want, 'cos i thought that i was on death row, i thought that this was a golden electric chair"
10 minutes of surprising everyone by getting up later
"Oi You, Get Me A Beer"
Kegpreist: "yes Lord"

"That's a great idea, free bolt day. Once a year, the citizens of the empire get a free bolt fired at them. Those that survive can keep the bolt and those that don't can't keep the bolt. I'll have to tell somebody."

I swear to me! If Russ has made off with the booze I sent him to get again I'll ing stick this ing throne down his ing throat!!!...how long have I been waiting?

Who died and left Roboute in charge?

Ok, so I'll get off of this chair when they bring out new SW and DE 'dex's... ... ... ... I think I'll have another nap

Christ I need a smoke!

I wish I had invested in google, maybe I could have then afforded a chair with a built in plasma TV and xbox, "sigh"

halonachos wrote:"That's a great idea, free bolt day. Once a year, the citizens of the empire get a free bolt fired at them. Those that survive can keep the bolt and those that don't can't keep the bolt. I'll have to tell somebody."

That's actually entertaining considering Bolters use caseless ammunitions.

-J.

Alazahr wrote:

halonachos wrote:"That's a great idea, free bolt day. Once a year, the citizens of the empire get a free bolt fired at them. Those that survive can keep the bolt and those that don't can't keep the bolt. I'll have to tell somebody."

That's actually entertaining considering Bolters use caseless ammunitions.

-J.

And ya know, explode on impact with anything.

"Where's my dinner?"

Hah! Pleasantville reference!

...at least I think that was the movie...

*yawn* Ahhh that was a gooood nap.

I'm not coming out 'till you apologize!

"MACHO, MACHO MANNNN! I WANNA BE A MACHO MAN!"

"Damn Kidney Stones!"

Gwar! wrote:

Alazahr wrote:

halonachos wrote:"That's a great idea, free bolt day. Once a year, the citizens of the empire get a free bolt fired at them. Those that survive can keep the bolt and those that don't can't keep the bolt. I'll have to tell somebody."

That's actually entertaining considering Bolters use caseless ammunitions.

-J.

And ya know, explode on impact with anything.

Makes them harder to catch now doesn't it?

"I need a striiper pole in here and some sister of battle in bikinis"
"dammit why wont you get hard"
"Will smith is still making movies"
"garret is the coolest dakka member ever"

"When will the new Dawn of War expansion come out. I'm getting sick of multiplayer now..."

"SOOOOOOOooooo constipated!"

"Dammit why is this thing still running windows 98?
i would love to have vista but the throne crashes crashes."
"im not a gay fish"
im so horny when is the sister superior getting here

"Wow, this thread is still going?!?"

wen i decide to get off this nice-ass golden throne (toilet), ima beat the gak out of all xenos and heretic bitches! (IMO the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind has been just taking a huge dump for 10000 years. all that beating the gak out horus tires you out...

I wonder if my wife left me?
40kforums suck dakka is cooler

He's on dakka.

If these Custodes douche-wads blames one more chilli-and-bean burrito fart on me, I'm gonna have to get my god-like ass off this chair and do a little 'correcting'.

I wonder what the Sister Superior looks like without all that power armor on...

Slaanesh is such a fairy...

Yep, ANY minute now, I'm gonna get bored...

Really? Ultramarines are still around?