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2009/02/05 03:18:23
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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"Cause I'm as freeeee as a bird now...."
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah.  One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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2009/02/05 05:18:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Note on The Thing post from earlier... (and post variation)
"...Now if someone could untie me, because I would rather not spend the next forty thousand years tied to this fu--ing chair!!!"
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2009/02/05 05:34:54
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Serious Squig Herder
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"Mars is AMAAAZING."
"Mars is AMAAAZIIING!"
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2009/02/05 06:14:03
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Stormin' Stompa
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I sure hope no-one declares a War on Terra...
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2009/02/05 13:42:29
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Ths things just ruining my posture, Dorn, Sweetie.
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2009/02/05 17:23:34
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Bone Giant
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Maybe this was not such a good idea after all. . .
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2009/02/06 16:18:55
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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hello, anybody out there?
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/02/06 16:49:52
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Serious Squig Herder
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"I gotta pee..."
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2009/02/06 18:59:14
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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man the thing was a GREAT movie wasnt it? sometimes I realize that Kurt russel really made some good movies. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA! god that movie is the gak!
uhm ok well since I put that out there ill do a ON TOPIC thing..... hmmm how bout
"ok.....so they are called custodies....... but Ive never seen them in with with a mop.... all this piss and rotting skin REEKS! yet time and time agin instead of cleaning its *high pitch voice* oh mr. emperor your so this and your so that, what a great ruler you are, I want a chair liek that, oh by the way heres my cd my band made just listen to it its life changing......... I hate my life"
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2009/02/06 22:43:08
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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you know I used to play video games all the time......I loved to play wii.
EDIT:corrected typo
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Admiral Chester W Nimitz wrote:The war with Japan had been re-enacted in the game rooms here by so many people and in so many different ways, that nothing that happened during the war was a surprise.
My Cold War NATO IG, love to know what you think |
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2009/02/07 20:45:47
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I know that nurse is stealing my pills
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
 
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back  
New army:
Orks and goblins
 Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2009/02/07 22:24:11
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
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(Singing over&over again)"Kyle's mom is a big fat b***h, the biggest fat b***h in the whole wide world."
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2009/02/08 13:01:17
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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How long has it been since I went outside? Man, I've been logged into WoW too long.
Edit: BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
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2009/02/08 18:41:44
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Singing, "The wheels on the bus go round and round...."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/08 19:11:40
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Dominating Dominatrix
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If I catch thta guy who put superglue on my toilet seat.....
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2009/02/08 21:50:58
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"The kids never visit me, anymore."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/09 01:24:59
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Who shot J.R. (older members will know what I mean).
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!! 
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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:  I'll never tell...
: Necromunda
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2009/02/09 15:41:24
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Along the same lines"When GW finally reveals that this was just a dream episode, everyones going to be p****d.!"
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/10 00:59:17
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Not again!......grumble, grumble!
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Buy Imperial War Bonds!!!
I play: 30,000+ points and growing
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: I'll never tell...
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2009/02/10 02:16:52
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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"I really should have read my EOE handbook before I christened the White Scars and Black Templars. My bad."
"Sanguinius gay? Well, I guess the wings were a sure sign. As well as the feather boa. And the lip gloss."
"I'll admit the Great Crusade wasn't really that great, but it sounded better than 'The Mediocre Crusade' on paper."
"If one more fething Redshirt asks me which army I play, I swear to god..."
"Mars in open revolt, half my legions turned on the other, and all people can do is wonder what I'm doing in the vault under my palace on Terra. Seriously, I'm the only person in my WoW guild that can heal the MT worth a toss, so get off my back."
"More than a thousand pewter silver minatures of that stink-nugget Calgar and I can't even get shout out for the Emperor? TERRA, REPRESENT! WHUT-WHUT!"
"Sisters of Silence? ROFLCOPTER. They never shut up. If only they would just catch me up on LOST that would own."
"Some people ask me what happened to my kids. I shrug. Being a single parent is tough."
"Unlike many ancient Merican's, I sympathized for Emperor Bush during his regime. I know he was inherently a good person, but he had that Cheny the Sigilite fellow. Sigilites. /spit"
"Designing the Golden Throne to channel the essence of a 1,000 psykers a day was tough but a technelogical marvel. I just wish I could have installed TiVo. Totally missing out on Sons of Anarchy."
"I don't know who named the 'Custodians' thus, but I've watched them for the last few millenia and let me tell you, they don't clean up a damn thing."
"I wish I would have beaten Dorn in public more often."
"Soulja Boy up in this ho, watch me crank it - watch me roll, watch me crank dat Soulja Boy, then Super Man dat ho, now watch me doooOooOOooooOoOoOooOOooOooooOooOooOOoo!"
"Space Wolves Grey, Ultramarines Blue, Dark Angels Green, but no Emperors Codpiece Gold. I have been betrayed!"
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2009/02/10 03:02:05
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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I has itch.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/02/10 03:05:34
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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"I spy, with my little eye....guys...guys?"
"Never gonna give you up..."
"I haven't scratched my balls in AGES. Good thing the maggots got to them early."
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2009/02/10 18:55:32
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"*Evil whisper*Good, Good, no one has figured out the parallel between me and Sauron. Soon there will be nothig that those little ratlings can do to stop me*evil hiss*"
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/11 09:29:50
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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"This is what I get for genetically engineering my own kids. Next time I should just knock a chick up."
"I have been waiting here for so long, soon, one of these Adepts will get too close, then BAM! I am going to jump out of this chair and scare him to death."
"I really wish Slaanesh would stop sending me those stupid porn Warp Messages."
"Humanity is doing alright for itself, maybe I will get off this chair in another 10,00 years or so and help. Man, they are gonna be pissed when they find out I wasn't really a vegetable, just really lazy....."
"I wish they would feed me Low Fat Psykers. I am starting to put on a little chub."
"I wish our Universe was more like Starcraft."
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2009/02/11 15:48:46
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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"Kekekekekeke guardrush!"
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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2009/02/12 01:14:27
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Huge Hierodule
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Thats the Last time I have chile.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/02/12 01:22:54
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Fireknife Shas'el
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"Hey, I sent that custodian out for TP 10,000 years ago, Where the heck is he?"
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/12 04:13:14
Subject: Re:Whats the emporer thinking
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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"..." he can't say much being dead
"omg! i cant feel my legs!!"
"how many more years is it gonna be till someone changes the tp roll on my gold plated throne"
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2009/02/12 20:21:20
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Fireknife Shas'el
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"I don't care how long it takes, I'm sitting here until East Stirling FC wins a championship."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/12 20:32:35
Subject: Whats the emporer thinking
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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*sigh* "still waiting for that Dragon Ball Z movie..."
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
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